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Week of March 13, 2006

You can take "The Peacemaker," "Deep Impact," and "The Tuxedo." We'll take "Gladiator," "American Beauty" and anything else that didn't suck.

Emilio's 17

Yeah, like he needed all that overpriced crap anyway...

This lawsuit's going to make 'House Party' look like 'House Party Two!'

I told you... don't call me SENIOR!!

Maybe this is all a bad dream too?

Thanks Sharon, but I think I'll wait until this one comes out on DVD (so I can freeze frame of course)

There is absolutely, positively no nepotism in Hollywood. None.

You're good, baby, I'll give you that... but me? I'm magic.

This band will go down like a lead balloon

Well, Goodbye there Children...

They can't sell the Capitol Records building! What will be left to destroy in the next crappy 'end of the world' movie?

Same old Courtney - still sponging off Kurt

Panic on the streets of Austin

You're a fat, Botox faced, wig-wearing ninny! Oh yeah? Well your band has a dirty H addict as a lead singer!

Black Sabbath, Blondie, Miles Davis, The Sex Pistols, Lynyrd Skynyrd Enter Rock Hall



01 THE BREAK-UP $39.17
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02 X-MEN: THE LAST STAND $34.02
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03 OVER THE HEDGE $20.65
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04 THE DAVINCI CODE $18.61
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05 MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III $4.68
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06 POSEIDON $3.49
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07 RV $3.20
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08 SEE NO EVIL $2.04
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09 AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH $1.36
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10 JUST MY LUCK $855K
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LUCKILY, NONE OF US WATCH THE TV GUIDE CHANNEL BEFORE AWARDS SHOWS


Joan Rivers, the queen of live red-carpet celeb interviews, is set to ankle E! Entertainment TV after eight years to sign a three-year contract with the TV Guide Channel worth up to $8 million -- significantly more lucrative than her contract with E!

The parties declined to comment, but also leaving E! under new deal is Rivers' daughter Melissa, who worked with her doing live pre- and post-show commentary for the Oscars, Emmys, Golden Globes and Grammys.

The two will do similar live commentary for the TV Guide Channel, but their contract also includes other programming, such as a lifestyle show and various holiday specials.

Deal reps a major roll of the dice by TV Guide Channel, which already does lots of celebrity interviews, many of them surrounding events such as the Oscars, Emmys and Grammys.

But TV Guide Channel's current coverage is taped and replayed as highlights on subsequent days. New plan is to go live and make the Riverses the most prominent personalities on the network.

Adding 11.72 million subscribers in the last year, TV Guide Channel has become the fastest-growing cable network in the U.S.; the recent addition of EchoStar's 9 million subscriber base has pushed TV Guide's total circulation to about 75 million. E! is in 84-million cable- and satellite homes.

A&E was also in the bidding for the Riverses because it's looking to reduce its high number of viewers over age 50, which keep the network's advertising dollars below par. But A&E dropped out as the price escalated.

TV Guide is counting on the armies of young women who dote on Joan Rivers' snarky comments about celebs' clothes and hairstyles to follow her to the TV Guide Channel, transforming it from a listings service to a destination that will keep viewers entertained.

E! tried to negotiate a new contract with the Riverses but couldn't match the aggressive bid of TV Guide. For E!, in addition to red-carpet coverage, Joan Rivers hosted the series "Fashion Police" and in 2001 did "E! True Hollywood Story."

In 1994 Rivers host the nationally syndicated TV show "Can We Shop"; she presided over a nationally syndicated radio show from 1997-2002. She also has a line of products that she sells regularly on the QVC shopping network. (Story courtesy of Variety)

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