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Ryall 08-10-2003 11:34 AM

Even in Cleveland, we press on...
 
So I'm out of town right now, meaning my 'Net connection is slow and it's kind of a vacation so I'm not really on here too much the next couple days, so if there's a slow-down of news on Monday and Tuesday, that's why. But I don't expect things to be much different--for tomorrow (up now, actually), is a new One Hand Clapping (Playboy Mansion party!), TV Recs (for every day except Sunday--I'll update that later), Mail Shoot stuff and a CGC Hall of Shame. Tuesday will be another Pilot Review (David E. Kelley's new show, actually good), T3 toys reviewed in Toy Box and whatever else.

Basically just wwanted to say that even if I'm not too available the next few days, the site will still be upated.

This Cleveland place is very strange, by the way.

JIM 08-10-2003 11:46 PM

Re: Even in Cleveland, we press on...
 
Funny you would mention that Cleveland is a strange place...

Cleveland homeless attacked
If anyone deserved a good caning on the arse, it's these morons.

ParatechIndust80 08-11-2003 12:02 AM

Re: Even in Cleveland, we press on...
 
yeah, you would have been better off being in Chicago. im very sure Kev would have dragged you along for Wizard World, then maybe, MAYBE i would have seen you at the View Askew booth. but hey, im not bitchin, the con was good.

when it gets put up, im the guy dressed as a Ghostbuster.

Dr3vil 08-11-2003 01:51 AM

Re: Even in Cleveland, we press on...
 
Cleveland. Poor bastard. I'd pray for you, but God's never in Cleveland this time of year...*

Anyway, good luck, at least you got to rub elbows with Kato [img]/forums/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]






*=obscure Count of Monte Cristo reference

Kramer 08-11-2003 03:51 PM

Re: Even in Cleveland, we press on...
 
The only good thing about Clevland is the song CLEVELAND ROCKS. Good song, but the title really should be CLEVELAND DOES NOT ROCK! (You thought I was going to say SUCKS didn't you?) In all seriousness, was not impressed at all by the sights and people of Cleveland last time I was there.

karmattack 08-11-2003 04:42 PM

Re: Even in Cleveland, we press on...
 
I'm ashamed that the Editor In Chief of Movie Poop Shoot announced he is in Cleveland and nobody has made any Cleveland Steamers jokes yet.

What? Is it just too easy?

Zens_7s 08-11-2003 04:50 PM

Re: Even in Cleveland, we press on...
 
I have no idea what a Cleveland Steamer is, but I have been to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame once. That is my only memory of Cleveland.

psychofiend 08-11-2003 07:13 PM

Re: Even in Cleveland, we press on...
 
Cleveland Rocks!

FanGirl 08-11-2003 07:24 PM

Re: Even in Cleveland, we press on...
 
Alas, Cleveland Steamers isn't a reference the kids are going to get. I worked on a train show and we would get the newbies to look for footage of a cleveland steamer. They fell for it everytime. I don't know anyone under the age of 25 who knows what it is.

Zens_7s 08-11-2003 08:09 PM

Re: Even in Cleveland, we press on...
 
I am 26, so maybe I just missed the Cleveland Steamers part of my childhood. If I was to wager, I would think it has something to do with fecal matter.

NOFX 08-13-2003 08:27 AM

Re: Even in Cleveland, we press on...
 
Well Cleveland isn't so bad I mean the Cleveland Browns are the number 1 football team, The Cavaliers are the number 1 basketball team, and the Indians are the number 1 baseball team. " What's that? I should check the Sports Illustrated website?" "Okay, I'm there" " Check the standings okay one second." " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

karmattack 08-13-2003 03:57 PM

Re: Even in Cleveland, we press on...
 
I don't really follow where Fangirl was going. I know that there is an actual Cleveland brand steamer.
Cleveland Steamer as I know it is a poo joke.......poo laid on someone's chest.
Come to think of it, with the steamer joke and how I announce bathroom breaks as "I'm going to go take The Browns to the Superbowl," most of my favorite fecal humor involves Cleveland.

FanGirl 08-13-2003 04:30 PM

Re: Even in Cleveland, we press on...
 
I was referring to the poo joke, but because it was a train series and it sounds like a train we could get people who didn't know better to actually do searches for it.

Dr3vil 08-14-2003 08:59 PM

Re: Even in Cleveland, we press on...
 
POWER OUTAGE!

Clevland was the first to get their power back, but still, isn't it really freaky that Ryall leaves for Cleveland and a monolithic black out effects it?

benDeRosa 08-17-2003 04:18 PM

Re: Wear your poo with pride
 


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karmattack 08-18-2003 03:47 PM

Re: Wear your poo with pride
 
Personally, I want the Tenacious D "Cleveland Steamers" hoody with the "666" on the back. Also, the "cumrag" towel with the unicorns and flowers on it that says "The official Tenacious D cumrag. Everythings else is just a cumrag."

Zens_7s 08-18-2003 05:43 PM

Re: Wear your poo with pride
 
You know, there are so many things in life I have yet to learn about men. For example, when I was in college I had 2 guy roommates. I never could figure out why my decorative washrags and handtowels from the bathroom would end up in their rooms on the floor. I thought they were wiping their hands while walking through the house. It seemed wierd at best.

Now I see the above post by Karma, and I have a flashback to the real use of my nice Egyptian cotton. I also thank god I used the hot cycle on the washer when doing towels.

Don't talk to me about socks either. I just learned that little gem a few months ago.

Ryall 08-18-2003 09:19 PM

Re: Wear your poo with pride
 
Have you heard the one about a whole watermelon? Or a door jam? Shag carpeting? TV Guide's Fall Preview issue? A jump rope, some Yoo Hoos and a Ziplock baggie? (That one might be a regional thing)

Yes, it's true, guys are sick. Although I always had enough class to never use the roomate's fine towels, even when Audrey and Judy Landers were on TV.

Zens_7s 08-19-2003 01:32 AM

Re: Wear your poo with pride
 
Ziplocks? TV Guide? Watermelon? It's a good thing you gave me a heads up. That's the last time you will catch me drilling a hole in the watermelon for the guys. And here all this time I thought it was to stick the vodka bottle upside down in. Silly girl.

jjcourtright 08-19-2003 11:48 AM

Re: Wear your poo with pride
 
Maybe the watermelon was just "multi-tasking"!


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