FanGirl

[**DONOTDELETE**]

HELL0 EveryOne Im A GAY thats right a GAY

[code6enterprises]

Wow. How nice of you to admit that to us, 911. What does this have to do with FanGirl?

[FanGirl]

What does this have to do with me?

[jjcourtright]

See, I thought it was going to be something like:

The girl you once knew as FanGirl is NO MORE
She will hitherfore be known as...911

Aaaaaahhhh. Cccclllllaaaappppp. Aaaaaaahhhhhh.

[jjcourtright]

While we are on the subject of 911. He apparently thinks that I am Jay and Silent Bob. Check out the message he sent me:
Subject: Jay and Silent-Bob

Hello Guys,

You guys rock and anyone who says differ licks balls!!! I think you guys are awsome, and if we could maybe talk a little???

Sincerly,
Ty

Weird.

[code6enterprises]

I guess he think the j stands for Jay.

[Ryall]

I just taught him that "B" stands for "Banned," too. Damn pesky kids! Sorry you guys got the private messages--we have trauma counseling here if you're shaken up from it. Just contact your local Movie Poop Shoot office and ask for the E.A.P. division. We'll all get through this.

[jjcourtright]

Man, that has to be the quickest banning in history. I was all ready to lace up my boxing gloves...and then poof, he's gone.

[FanGirl]

That was just weird. I got like 5 PM from him. Saying I called him names because he called star wars names. I even went back and looked to see what in the heck he was talking about and there aren't any posts like that at all.

*sigh* summer break. Shouldn't these kids be outside?

[code6enterprises]

{Clap, CLap, Clap} Or should I say {Clp, Clp, Clp}

[GoreFollower]

Wow, a lesbian user on Movie Poop Shoot..............
We need more!

"Not here, not here, but right here!"-Chris Farley

[code6enterprises]

To bad she's banned now.

[Omaru]

They must go through the list of usenames alphabetically, thank god we are so far down the list.

[psychofiend]

Well... I'm just at a loss of words. She's banned so I think I'll leave it at that.

[Denyse]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
Just contact your local Movie Poop Shoot office

[/ QUOTE ]
Wait a minute...There's an office? Nobody told me about any office. How come no one told me about an office. Golly, one messy stalking incident and suddenly I'm out of the loop!

[JSB]

hey dumbass dont say notin about me or the time you bitch

[MinerWerks]

Wow, I've only got one junk private message so far.. should I be glad or am I just not worth spamming? /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[code6enterprises]

JSB, you are 911. IP adresses give everything away.

[Zens_7s]

I think you should be glad. I have not received any junk PM's yet. Maybe they are afraid I will reply.

[towelie99]

Lord knows I am.

Just kidding. If I ever got out of line, I would consider it an honor if you directed your velvet wrath upon me. Not that I still wouldn't cry and lick my wounds, but it'd be an honor.

[Zens_7s]

I knew I liked you!

[towelie99]

Much love.

I've got to stop these long layoffs from the site. I'm missing out! You and ratm are having too much fun at others expense, and I want back in!

[ratm1966]

Even though I am not one for sharing...well, except for my opinion....I guess we can share in the fun.

[NOFX]

Dang Towellie, Zens, and Ratm are like the three musketeers of these forums. I guess I can include Denyse too so it's more like the Fantastic Four. AWESOME.

[ratm1966]

At least you didn't say we were like Three's Company, because I sure as hell won't be the gay one.

[FanGirl]

If their the fantastic four, can I be Nova? I promise I won't run off to be a hearld for Galactus for a while. Please!!!!

"The devourer of worlds craves a moon pie..."

I'm sorry. I just completely geeked.

[Zens_7s]

Sure FanGirl, you can be anybody you want, and we get to keep the warddrobe when we are done! Maybe we should make this The Magnificent Seven so there is room for a few more people.

We should let in NOFX since it was his idea.

[Denyse]

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Maybe we should make this The Magnificent Seven

[/ QUOTE ]
And just who are you suggesting I be in this scenario, Hmmm? /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[Zens_7s]

Stripperella? Malibu Barbie? The other half of my secret wondertwins duo? Anybody you want to be!

[Denyse]

We tried the Wondertwins thing and if you remember it ended badly...I don't have the...er...qualities of the other two...
This may take some pondering...and you know how I hate to ponder.

You gonna stick with that Queen of Jupiter thing? (That really killed me, BTW)

[Zens_7s]

Did you like that? I am going to stick with the Queen of Jupiter. As you were informed by mail, we will be invading the planet of Mars on Sunday. Big doings' round these parts!

[ratm1966]

You can be Biker Barbie.

[Denyse]

You may be on to something...But I'm more the White Trash Barbie type. She's larger and meaner than them other prissy, stuck-up, think-thur-better'n-you Barbies. Now every girl can live the fantasy of ignorance and poverty with her special trailer-park friend.

Every White Trash Barbie comes complete with:
* Two packs of Marlboro Lights for Barbie's smoking pleasure!
* A six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer (It's on sale!) to refresh Barbie during her busy day of bitching and watching TV.
* Stylish, every occasion Spandex pants*,halter top and sandals. (*Hot pants or blue jean cut-offs may be substituted on dolls shipped to Alabama.) Waffle House uniform sold separately.
* Barbie comes with platinum blond hair with black roots showing.
* Miracle-o'-procreation button! Press button on Barbie's back and she's pregnant...again!
* Action bitch pull string! Barbie can say 11 phrases including "I tol' jew #$%&amp;@* kids to git the hell outa my yard!", "Git me anuther beer, baybee.", "Whur's my #$%&amp;@* cigarettes?", and more.

Also Available:
* Barbie double-wide dream trailer. Mobile home fun complete with stained carpet, broken steps, and TV set. Barbie's wormy pet cat Rufus, also included. Trailer disassembles for use with the Tornado Action Playset (Sold seperately).
* Barbie dream car. 1982 Camaro in mix-n'-match colors and smokin' chokin' exhaust,* and coat hanger radio antenna. Roll Tide bumper sticker. (Sold separately).*Smoke non-toxic unless breathed.
* Abusive boyfriend Ken with Asskickn' leg action and PimpSlap backhand. With cowboy boots and MD 20/20 bottle. Curses, mumbles when string is pulled. African-American version available (excl.Mississippi).
* Married life Ken with Beer-bustin' expanding waist. Molded to recliner, with TV remote, beer, chips. Says "Shut up woman." and "Git me a beer."
(*Waist cannot be reduced once expanded.)

Yup, that's the life for me....

[Zens_7s]

Now that was truly the finest off-the-cuff post ever to hit the shoot. You finally topped the "puts the lotion in the basket" post. I am laughing, and spewing, and recognizing former high school classmates all at once.

Damn girl, you can be Queen of Jupiter with me!

[towelie99]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
Now that was truly the finest off-the-cuff post ever to hit the shoot. You finally topped the "puts the lotion in the basket" post. I am laughing, and spewing, and recognizing former high school classmates all at once.


[/ QUOTE ]

Denyse, you've really done something, to get the Queen of Off-The-Cuff to say that!

BTW, I wanna stick with the Fantastic Four gimmick, cuz I'd be great as The Thing, although I do exhibit symptoms of the Invisible Woman sometimes (the invisible thing, that is).

[NOFX]

Hey stop screwing with my idea I hate to be bossy but this is how it works Towellie is The Thing, Ratm is Mr.Fantastic, Zens is the Human Torch, and finally Denyse gets to be the Invisible Woman. Are we good. Okay then lets go save some people.

[DangerSeeker]

Am I HERBIE?

[brycejmcewen]

The love bug?

[Zens_7s]

Yes, you are Herbie the Love Bug.

[brycejmcewen]

I'm Herbie the Love Bug? How did I end up Herbie the love bug? Why is it that everything in this post is a question? What is wrong with me today? Why don't I have any answers?

[Zens_7s]

I am sorry Bryce, I misreplied to your post instead. You are not Herbie the Love Bug. You are free to pick any other alias you wish.

May I make a suggestion? How about "The Cat From Outer Space", so we can keep with the old disney movies vein.

[brycejmcewen]

I am unfamiliar with this so called "Cat from Outer Space." Does he have any special powers, besides the ability to always land on his feet?

You know what, that is special power enough for me. Plus, he has his own musical.

[Zens_7s]

Yes, you do have your own musical [cue Andrew Lloyd Weber music].

I don't remember much about the movie, except he had his own space ship, a collar that transmitted messages, and he had a very sarcastic male voice.

[brycejmcewen]

Wow, I have a very sarcastic male voice. No collar or space ship, but I think I am in. Thanks for the suggestion, and I look forward to fighting crime (or do we commit crimes?) with the team.

[ratm1966]

Wooohoooooo! I am Mr Fantastic!

[THX1138]

(Geekiest voice possible) Umm excuse me. Mr. Fantastic, I know your super power is that you have an elastic body and "everything" stretches. But does "EVERYTHING" really stretch?

And this one is for the thing. Umm, is your dork made of orange rock?

Thank you that is all.

[Zens_7s]

I was just wondering what my role will be as the human torch? I like the whole concept, but I need some guidelines.

[Omaru]

start off evil, set fire to the orphanage and then after a fight with the others turn good and throw a barbecue at the end for everyone..

[NOFX]

How hard is it to understand you battle Doctor Doom a whole lot you give advice to Spider Man a Whole Lot and in your spare time you are an Adventurer by the name of Jhonny Storm. Get it. Got it. Good

[DangerSeeker]

I'll race to the scene as fast as I can, over a lake, with my front trunk open, so when i get there and hit the brakes - SPLOOSH! Fire's out. Orphans saved. Lesson taught.

Then I'm headed to Monte Carlo!

[Omaru]

I thought its a tradition that comic book characters lose some of their traits for games and films. Like those superman games where even petty non armed with kryptnite thugs can damage you.

[ratm1966]

Yes, everything stretches...heh heh heh. I can even touch my nose with my tongue.

[Omaru]

me too, in fact when X-men came out, my friend and i have this casting theatre for our friends and us, and I got cast as toad. Not just cause of that though, but cause he's a bit stupid acting.

[NOFX]

It is true that games and movies get many factors wrong. But that is beacuse the film companies are all about making money they want the movie to appeal to more people than the comic book fanboys (and girls) so if they want to change the plot a bit so that the comic book can make a smooth transition to the big screen they can. Because almost all the people that see the movie won't know or care about the fact that Spider Man's and Daredevil's origins are wrong. So the only thing that those few people that do care about these details can do is post their rants in some message board.

[NOFX]

That was the one good post I make every week and no one reads it.

[ratm1966]

Uh, I just read it. Yes, it was a good post.

[By-tor]

You may be on to something...But I'm more the White Trash Barbie type. She's larger and meaner than them other prissy, stuck-up, think-thur-better'n-you Barbies. Now every girl can live the fantasy of ignorance and poverty with her special trailer-park friend.

Every White Trash Barbie comes complete with:
* Two packs of Marlboro Lights for Barbie's smoking pleasure!
* A six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer (It's on sale!) to refresh Barbie during her busy day of bitching and watching TV.
* Stylish, every occasion Spandex pants*,halter top and sandals. (*Hot pants or blue jean cut-offs may be substituted on dolls shipped to Alabama.) Waffle House uniform sold separately.
* Barbie comes with platinum blond hair with black roots showing.
* Miracle-o'-procreation button! Press button on Barbie's back and she's pregnant...again!
* Action bitch pull string! Barbie can say 11 phrases including "I tol' jew #$%&amp;@* kids to git the hell outa my yard!", "Git me anuther beer, baybee.", "Whur's my #$%&amp;@* cigarettes?", and more.

Also Available:
* Barbie double-wide dream trailer. Mobile home fun complete with stained carpet, broken steps, and TV set. Barbie's wormy pet cat Rufus, also included. Trailer disassembles for use with the Tornado Action Playset (Sold seperately).
* Barbie dream car. 1982 Camaro in mix-n'-match colors and smokin' chokin' exhaust,* and coat hanger radio antenna. Roll Tide bumper sticker. (Sold separately).*Smoke non-toxic unless breathed.
* Abusive boyfriend Ken with Asskickn' leg action and PimpSlap backhand. With cowboy boots and MD 20/20 bottle. Curses, mumbles when string is pulled. African-American version available (excl.Mississippi).
* Married life Ken with Beer-bustin' expanding waist. Molded to recliner, with TV remote, beer, chips. Says "Shut up woman." and "Git me a beer."
(*Waist cannot be reduced once expanded.)

Yup, that's the life for me....Damn, a lurker was checking out this thread, and I got hooked. Denyse is one funny-ass woman. I got to the Shoot(Stop) too late. http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/forums/images/smilies/frown.gif

[phit_demon]

* Abusive boyfriend Ken with Asskickn' leg action and PimpSlap backhand. With cowboy boots and MD 20/20 bottle. Curses, mumbles when string is pulled. African-American version available (excl.Mississippi).
* Married life Ken with Beer-bustin' expanding waist. Molded to recliner, with TV remote, beer, chips. Says "Shut up woman." and "Git me a beer."
(*Waist cannot be reduced once expanded.)
He must be friends with Alabama Man

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/4701/alabamaman5ri.png

[acid_soda]

So I take it that mister **DONOTDELETE** was a douchebag.