Avatar???? i need help

[straitshooter11]

i used to be on absolutepunk message board and i knew how to do the avatars cause it was easy, but i dont get this insert a url stuff? can someone help me??

[ratm1966]

1. Find a pic on the net you want to use.
2. Right click on the pick and click on properties.
3. Select the URL that is listed in the properties and click on copy.
4. Log in to this message board and go to your "My Home"
5. Click on the "Edit" link adjacent to Personal Information, e-mail, password, etc.
6. Scroll down to the box that says...My Picture
7. Paste that URL into the box and save your changes
8. Don't use a pic on Geocities as that webhost won't allow linking.

[straitshooter11]

thanks a lot! i got it...

[straitshooter11]

oh ya, and when can i change that damn title from stranger to something else?

[ozchick]

Your title will change automatically depending on how many posts you have... check out the FAQ's for the list...

[Jessica]

that depends on your number of posts.. theres a list in the FAQ

[straitshooter11]

weirrd stuff

[Zens_7s]

Gee RATM, that typing pattern you put there looks really familiar!

[ratm1966]

ha ha ha.....and no, I didn't just copy and paste what you told me. I actually remembered it. Now, if I could only remember where I parked my truck.

[Zens_7s]

I know where you parked it.

[THX1138]

Do you know of any way to shrink pics to make them the proper size for the sites requirements?

[straitshooter11]

well i have a website so i just kinda put my pic in paint, reseized it and put it on the site.

[Zens_7s]

I resize mine in Photoshop. You have to make sure the size is even in Height and Width. (60 x 60 or 80 x 80).

[ratm1966]

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I know where you parked it.

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I didn't leave it at your house did I? I can't find my right shoe either.

[Zens_7s]

You did leave it at my house. And let me tell you, when Robbo came home this morning I had a lot of explaining to do.

What were you doing in front of my house? I know you and the neighbor lady like to get together to watch movies like Crossroads and A Walk To Remember...

[code6enterprises]

It's with your green card.

"Green card, in my right shoe, somethin somethin, in my right shoe."-FES

[ratm1966]

That was a hillarious episode.

Mountie - What are you doing in Canada?
Leo - What are you doing in Canada?

[towelie99]

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I know you and the neighbor lady like to get together to watch movies like Crossroads and A Walk To Remember...

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BURRRNNN!

Zens, totally wicked burn!

[ratm1966]

Is she good looking? I think it must have been beer o'clock and Mr Guiness was kickin' my @ss.

Oh, and I would have to be just about passed out from alcohol to even be in the same room when either of those movies are playing.

[Zens_7s]

Yeah, the view from my binoculars confirms that you were not in your right mind at the time. But why were YOU wearing the french maid costume? So wierd...

[ratm1966]

I dunno. I must have been so drunk I thought I was J-Lo in Maid In Manhattan. Oh, and NO, I didn't watch that movie.

[towelie99]

No, no, no! Busted! You've been watching J-Ho movies! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[Zens_7s]

I think he just outed himself on the Maid In Manhattan reference. I will admit to seeing it because I have to do whatever my mom wants on her birthday. You, on the other hand, saw it because you love her. And you know it. So come clean with your bad self, and show us the pink tutu.

[ratm1966]

I will admit to watching "The Cell", but none of her other movies.

[towelie99]

What about Out of Sight? Great flick, one of George Clooney's best!

[ratm1966]

NO! I AM NOT INTO J-LO MOVIES!!!! Sheesh, thank God I didn't mention Glitter or that movie that Brittney Spears was in.

[ratm1966]

Didn't watch Out of Sight.

[towelie99]

We've already mentioned those, at least the Britney one, I think?

[Zens_7s]

Out of Sight was simply kick-ass. I have owned it on DVD, and VHS. It is due to that movie that I can forgive J-Lo for many things, like Maid in Manhattan.

[Zens_7s]

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thank God I didn't mention Glitter

[/ QUOTE ] Notice he did not say "thank God I didn't watch Glitter". Oh no, he is simply glad not to have mentioned it. Glitter! For heaven's sake, this is a disturbing development.

[towelie99]

You are too kind!

WTF happened to her after that movie? Everything since has been [censored]. Was it her "singing career"?

[ratm1966]

Well, if you were current on all of the recent threads, you would know that I already mentioned that I actually watched part of Glitter until I saw Mariah Carey. At once, I knew what movie it was and ran from the room screaming. It took several days and lots of prozac to get over that.

[towelie99]

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It took several days and lots of prozac to get over that.

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Did you do the same thing for the HULK...God Dammit, there he is again! [censored]. [censored] [censored]. [censored].

[straitshooter11]

talk of that 70s show is overwhelming in these forums.. but its only because of the greatness of the show

[ratm1966]

Oh my God! Straightshooter11 is learning. He actually changed the thread on us. Now he just needs to work on his subtlety.

[towelie99]

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Now he just needs to work on his subtelty.

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Dude, typo. Report to Zens for your spanking!

(How's that for subtle)

[Zens_7s]

Wait! How did I become the spanker? I can't do that, I may ruin my nails. I bet if you went to the thread called "Secretary" you could find some spankers.

Or you could go to Chuckie Cheese and say it's your birthday. Don't they give birthday spankings?

[ratm1966]

Yes, I just noticed that typo there too....On my way to Zens'

[towelie99]

What kind of Chuck E Cheese did you go to as a kid?

[ratm1966]

I think she went to the Chuck-E-Cheese for sadomasichists (sp?)

[Zens_7s]

It's wierd, I thought it was Chuckie Cheese, because they said it was. Chuckie Cheese, right? The one where all the walls are painted black and they listen to The Cure alot. The staff all looked like Edward Scissorhands, sort of. The pizza pretty much sucked, but the prizes were cool. I still have my leather braclet with the studs I won while playing with Skee's Balls.

[ratm1966]

These skee ball thingies. Were they attached to leather straps and wrapped around your head so the ball is in your mouth?

[Zens_7s]

Hmmm...not sure. The memory is cloudy. But I am sure after the years of therapy I needed, it may have been something really cool!

[ratm1966]

Cloudy memory? Years of therapy? Are you sure you weren't at a private screening of Glitter?

[code6enterprises]

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I bet if you went to the thread called "Secretary" you could find some spankers.


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I know something easier. Find Michael Jackson.

[Omaru]

It sucks I read through 3 pages of this and didn't find one constructive thing to contribute to this thread.

[DangerSeeker]

I always liked the way they'd bring out the cake on your birthday, with that little candle on top. Then you'd use the candle to burn the sugar for the free shot of absynthe.

Chuck E Cheese, where a kid can be granted brief reprieve from the inescapable knowledge that life continues to blacken the soul until all hope, life, and love has left.