Funny Political Humor.

[psychofiend]

Derrr... Al Gore is special.
http://www3.niu.edu/newsplace/creditcard.jpg

[ratm1966]

I think this one is a classic.....
http://webpages.charter.net/bsweebe/Sade/clearlink.jpg

[ratm1966]

Oh, and we can't leave Florida alone.....
http://webpages.charter.net/bsweebe/Sade/Floridaballot.jpg

[code6enterprises]

I'm gonna make that my next avatar. That Florida one.

[psychofiend]

http://www3.niu.edu/newsplace/whelmo.jpg

[Razorback]

That one is stupid... the votes went to Buchanan and not to Bush. The problem with the ballot was that the voting tab was one notch below and those who MAY HAVE intended to vote for Gore instead voted for Buchanan.

Also, the ballots were created by democrats... why would they make the "Bush" slot clear and not the Gore one? Is that implying that democrats worked to win the election for Bush? /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

Mike Collins needs to leave his political leanings out of his humor sometimes. I have seen a better one where all of the arrows are confusing. This one just preaches to the ignorant... probably the same people who voted for Buchanan.

RB

[straitshooter11]

lmao, your funny, i always seem to agree with you

[ratm1966]

You know, I don't think it was an actual representation of the actual ballot used in Florida. It is just supposed to make a point about how the Dems in Florida screwed up in making the ballots they used.

[Razorback]

It was supposed to say "Hey look! They made it so hard for the people to vote that Bush won!"

The truth is that it was confusing or NOT confusing for everyone. Twenty-thousand people found it too complicated and millions found that it was clear enough that they voted correctly.

The funny thing is that had Gore won then that cartoon would not exist in any form. There would be a different one with Bush trying to steal the election from Gore.

RB

[ratm1966]

Ah yes, the big "IF". I guess what we can say is...."IF" those thousands of morons in Florida could've pulled their collective heads out of their collective asses long enough, Bush might not have won.

It is a good thing they didn't.

[psychofiend]

I think it comes to gore would have even whored himself to win. At least Bush is an honest man.
http://www3.niu.edu/newsplace/gore.gif

[ratm1966]

Okay, that is where you crossed the line. I don't think there is really an honest politician out there. Just ones who appear to be more honest than the blatant liars.

[psychofiend]

http://www3.niu.edu/newsplace/grinch.jpg

[code6enterprises]

That's genius.

[ratm1966]

That is hillarious.

[ratm1966]

http://aztlan.net/attack!.jpg

[Razorback]

I think Gore is honest... I also think he would have lead the country as well if not better than Bush. I also think that Bush has done a great job and is being unfairly attacked by people in the Power Media (meaning, entertainment) and abroad.

However, I love a good Bush joke. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

RB

[psychofiend]

I am not a fan of gore because he worked with Clinton and supported him.

[DangerSeeker]

Bush is certainly not honest, but I agree, no politician is. This seems to be a Republican hunting lodge in here for the most part, and while I'm neither Dem nor Rep (I always have a hard time saying a large organization represents my views accurately) I think I might stay out of this.

[ratm1966]

I call myself a Republican, but probably because most of my views align with them. However, I do cide with the Democrats on some issues too. I guess you can say I am more of an Independent.

[Razorback]

Bush is most certainly honest (hey I can make statements like that too). /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

RB

[code6enterprises]

I don't really have a certain party I'm connected with so I guess I'm an independent. But I usually vote Republican.

[psychofiend]

A money for all creeds, made obviously by some crazy liberals.
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pictures/0224.jpg

[Psyche]

HEY LEAVE US FLORIDIANS ALONE. IT WAS THE OLD PEOPLE >X(

[ratm1966]

Okay, besides, I am sure you actually meant not to vote for Gore.

[Psyche]

ner actually wasnt old enough to vote yet when it happened /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[ratm1966]

Damn, that just makes me feel even older now.

[Psyche]

lol im not that young. i was like 4 months shy of being old enough to vote in it. i'll be 21 in february

[Dr3vil]

I forget which comedian it was, I think it was Lewis Black, said America was so offended by Clinton that they elected a president who had neither the inclination, nor the capicity to lie to them.

Despite being former coke head who's mental inadequacy precedes him with every inept attempt to sound meaningful or well informed, I'd only consider him a slightly incompetent leader. My only knock against Bush jr. is that he's too slow to notice his administration's entire agenda is driven by Halliburton.

I actually don't mind imperialism, the last time there was peace in the middle east was under the Ottoman Empire, but a strictly corporate imperialism made with a 100 million dollar investment garnering the cooperation of the Vice President and ultimately the US itself is slightly unnerving.

[Psyche]

the ottoman empire....rape, pillage, expansion...and furniture =x

[Zens_7s]

Now that, Psyche, was absolutely hysterical. I am not even being remotely sarcastic. It was very, very funny.

[Psyche]

/forums/images/icons/grin.gif i get a good one in every once in a while /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[psychofiend]

Oh yeah she does.
/forums/images/icons/shocked.gif Was that an Innuendo I just did??

[Psyche]

innuendo? me? NEVER

actually it wasn't but you can say it was if you would like to feel better

[psychofiend]

Ok then. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[Robbo_the_Hood]

It certainly wasn't an Eddie Izzard bit. Oh, no wait . . .

[Zens_7s]

Damn - and I was hoping to give her full credit.

Here is my contribution to the thread...would have been better if it was Martha Stewart on the rug. http://www.tv69.com/xt/bushy.jpg

[Razorback]

Now that's funny!

RB

[karmattack]

Razorback, I know you'll appreciate this. It's where the above picture comes from.
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=603622&mode=voteresults

[psychofiend]

Well now that was just a cheap shot at the president. We all know this is about oil and I say "show what." We need oil for a great many things among them, we need it for gasoline and I'm going to be driving soo and you know what I would like the price on gas to be low. If this really is about oil I say kill them all as long as gas prices go down.
[All statements made in this post are merely satire to show the selfishness that people my age have. Oh yeah and Bush for re-election woo-hoo!!!]

[Razorback]

Hehehehe.

RB

[karmattack]

Found this today


Dubya Quotes

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
...George W. Bush
"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
...Governor George W. Bush

"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
...Governor George W. Bush

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
...Governor George W. Bush, 8/11/94

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
...Governor George W. Bush, 9/15/95

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy -- but that could change."
...Governor George W. Bush, 5/22/98

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
...Governor George W. Bush, 12/6/93

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
...Governor George W. Bush, 11/30/96

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
...Governor George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow."
...Governor George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
...Governor George W. Bush 9/21/97

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
...Governor George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
...Governor George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
...Governor George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."
...Governor George W. Bush to reporters

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."
...Governor George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
...Governor George W. Bush

"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."
...George W. Bush

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
...Governor George W. Bush 5/20/96

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
...Governor George W. Bush 9/22/97

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
...Governor George W. Bush, 9/5/93

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
...Governor George W. Bush , 9/18/95

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make."
...Governor George W. Bush

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
...Governor George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
...Governor George W. Bush

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
...Governor George W. Bush

[jjcourtright]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct &amp; simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."
...George W. Bush

[/ QUOTE ] That is the funniest thing I have ever read.

[Zens_7s]

That is so funny! There is a certain Yogi Berra quality to Mr. Bush.

When I read stuff like that I think how lucky it is that I am not quoted often. When I speak, I tend to be thinking of a thousand other things at the same time and I would end up just like him. I also have this bad habit of answering the phone when I am typing on the computer. Then I say to the person what I was supposed to type; and type what I was supposed to say. All this leads to local opinion of a possible "crack" habit I may have developed. They call it "crack", I call it multitasking.

[psychofiend]

Here's a good Bush quote:
"If you fool me once shame on me if you fool me twice... you... ummmmm... you get fooled once you don't get fooled again!"