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code6enterprises
07-29-2003, 04:20 AM
Honestly, all sarcasm aside. I saw this on another message board and I am wondering if this will really work. It looks like it will. Read this.

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HOW TO MAKE THOUSANDS OVER NIGHT
by: danielfukuba 07/01/03 04:54 pm
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READ IT, IM DOING IT NOW, AND U SHOULD TRY.
I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it.I promise you that if you follow the directions exactly, that you will start making more money than you thought possible by doing something so easy! Suggestion: Read this entire message carefully! (Print it out or download it now!.) Follow the simple directions and watch the money come in! It's easy. It's legal. And, your investment is only $6.00 (Plus postage) IMPORTANT: This is not a rip-off; it is not indecent; it is not illegal; and it is virtually no risk - it really works!!!! If all of the following instructions are adhered to, you will receive extraordinary dividends. PLEASE NOTE: Please follow these directions EXACTLY, and $50,000 or more can be yours in 20 to 60 days. This program remains successful because of the honesty and integrity of the participants. Please continue its success by carefully adhering to the instructions. You will now become part of the Mail Order business. In this business your product is not solid and tangible, it's a service. You are in the business of developing Mailing Lists. The money made from the mailing lists is secondary to the income which is made from people like you and me asking to be included in that list. Here are the 4 easy steps to success:
STEP 1: Get 6 separate pieces of paper and write the following on each piece of paper "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST!" Now get 6 US $1.00 bills and place ONE inside EACH of the 6 pieces of paper so the bill will not be seen through the envelope (to prevent thievery). Or even wrap the dollar in some dark paper.
STEP 2: place one paper in each of the 6 envelopes and seal them. You should now have 6 sealed envelopes, each with a piece of paper stating the above phrase, your name and address, and a $1.00 bill.
What you are doing is creating a service. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! You are requesting a legitimate service and you are paying for it! I even checked it out with the U.S. Post Office (1-800-725-2161) and they confirmed that it is indeed legal!
Mail the 6 envelopes to the following addresses:
#1) Zack Wilkinson 11815 Alden Rd. APT#204, Jacksonville, Fl 32246.
#2) Joshua Dartez 4811 Anchor Dr, New Iberia, LA 70560
#3) Tim Chandler 3611 SW 34th Street Apt. #89, Gainesville, FL 32608.
#4) Sean Yem 2520 Blossom Circle, Stockton, Ca, 95212
#5) Corey Grantham 774 Fleet St., London,Ontario,Canada, N5Y 1R6
#6) Daniel Fukuba 150 tennyson ave. Palo alto, CA 94301
STEP 3: Now take the #1 name off the list that you see above, move the other names up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc...) and add YOUR NAME as number 6 on the list.
STEP 4: Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as close to original as possible. Now, post your amended article to at least 200 newsgroups. (I think there are close to 24,000 groups) All you need is 200, but remember, the more that you post, the more money you make! If you have any doubts, refer to Title 18 Sec. 1302 &amp; 1341 of the Postal lottery laws. Keep a copy of these steps for yourself and, whenever you need money, you can use it again, and again. PLEASE REMEMBER that this program remains successful because of the honesty and integrity of the participants and by their carefully adhering to the directions. NOTE: You may want to retain every name and address sent to you, This VERIFIES that you are truly providing a service. Your name will move up the list vertically so that when your name reaches the #1 position you will be receiving thousands of dollars in CASH!!! ALL U HAVE TO DO IS COPY THIS, CHANGE THE FIRST NAME TO YOURS AND PASTE IT. THAT'S IT! **REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL MAKE!!

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Omaru
07-29-2003, 08:03 AM
dunno I've had this come to e-mail around 3 times and deleted it each time, maybe I'm just being stupid

code6enterprises
07-29-2003, 02:07 PM
It looks like it will work if everyone does it right.

karmattack
07-29-2003, 03:11 PM
It works. My girlfriend just took part in something like this only it was with panties. She mailed one pair of undies to someone and ended up getting like five or six.

Dave
07-29-2003, 06:31 PM
Jesus, i would be afraid of getting some huge Granny skidmarks, by doing that. did she get anything weird...

ratm1966
07-29-2003, 09:14 PM
No, I am not referencing this to code6. I was just reminded of this when I read his post. When someone sends me a chain e-mail, the following is what I normally send back.....

Subject: Response for chain mail letters

Hello, my name is Alfonso Merkin. I am suffering from a rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, lack of sexual activity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not sending out 50 billion [censored] chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them, that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas with lung cancer brought on by secondhand smoke from the cigarettes smoked by the big bad men who kidnapped her and took pornographic pictures of her for use on their child pornography web site will get 6 [censored] cents every time you send me the letter.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send "his" email to $1000? Or Send you to Disney Land? How [censored] stupid are you?

Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every Victoria's Secret model in the catalog!

What a bunch of bullshit. So basically, this message is a big [censored] YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Jesus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity. [censored] them.
If you're going to forward something at least send something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor; wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some "omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't [censored] care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.

P.S. Please forward this to at least 50 of your best friends!

towelie99
07-29-2003, 11:11 PM
Don't hold back! Let us know how you really feel!

ratm1966
07-29-2003, 11:31 PM
Yes, I have pissed off a few people with that e-mail in the past.

Omaru
07-30-2003, 08:06 AM
lol classic I said pretty much the same thing only in less detail before, I think I might just copy and paste that whole thing and post to everyone in my address book.