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donkey
03-31-2010, 01:50 PM
Hi everybody,

I'm throwing my wife a birthday party tomorrow night at a restaurant.

it'll be about 20 people and i'm worried that people sitting around each other won't know each other, so I found a game to play. I'm going to give everyone a card with 5 phrases on it. They will try to work those phrases into their conversation. Everyone will also have a pen and paper, and try to write down phases they hear hoping to catch a phrase on someone else's card... And at the end of the night, the person to catch the most phrases wins a prize.

Sound like fun?

I could use your help coming up with the 100 or so phrases I'll need (to give 20 people 5 phrases each or so...)..

I'm looking for phrases that that are slightly unusual but not vulgar or completly ridiculous..

So

"I'm a space cowboy" is good

"I lick space cowboy nuts" is bad

"I am purple monkey feed" is also bad..

Your help is greatly appreciated..
Aaron
03-31-2010, 02:45 PM
I find toenails interesting
donkey
03-31-2010, 02:50 PM
I find toenails interesting

I knew this was the right place to ask for help!
Erasmus Cunk
03-31-2010, 02:51 PM
I'm sorry, I can only think of massively inappropriate things.
Aaron
03-31-2010, 02:59 PM
"I try to base my choices in life around George Costanza"
Cocoapebbles
03-31-2010, 03:03 PM
"And then he went all meshugana."
Aaron
03-31-2010, 03:05 PM
"But I swear I didn't know he was black"
donkey
03-31-2010, 03:35 PM
I'm sorry, I can only think of massively inappropriate things.

this might be a suitable entry on it's own..
phit_demon
03-31-2010, 04:28 PM
So I says to Mabel, I says...
mitch_the_conquistador
03-31-2010, 04:41 PM
You can't talk that way to a staff seargeant now can you?
Erasmus Cunk
03-31-2010, 06:28 PM
"Oh really Marjorie, must you?"

Must be spoken in an upper-class English accent.
Shäne
03-31-2010, 06:35 PM
Have you ever really seen a giraffe up close?
By-tor
03-31-2010, 07:10 PM
My suggestion: Put "That's what she said." on everybody's card. I mean c'mon. ;)
freetoaster
03-31-2010, 07:30 PM
My ass must be dragging.
enzeru
03-31-2010, 07:31 PM
and the cow goes moo.
RobinHoodDaffy
03-31-2010, 07:32 PM
When is the cheese arriving?
enzeru
03-31-2010, 07:32 PM
who ever heard of a catopotomus?
Fatty_bo_batty
03-31-2010, 07:33 PM
You know, when I think about soap...
RobinHoodDaffy
03-31-2010, 07:34 PM
I really miss my childhood toaster.
TheHangingBrain
03-31-2010, 07:48 PM
I know Judge Reinhold.
Fatty_bo_batty
03-31-2010, 07:51 PM
Rabbit Season!
JasterIsFett
03-31-2010, 10:02 PM
Duck Season!
ChewieVasquez
03-31-2010, 10:11 PM
... And that's why they won't let me back into Disneyland.
JasterIsFett
03-31-2010, 10:14 PM
"So this one time, me and my buddy Keith..."

Must be said with a countrified accent.
JasterIsFett
03-31-2010, 10:26 PM
"_________ is a bum and he'll always be a bum"

Insert any name there.
BallsMonkey
03-31-2010, 10:26 PM
"I lost a sai"!
JasterIsFett
03-31-2010, 10:28 PM
"Nobody move! I can't find my snake...!"

*start looking for snake*

I suppose any creepy crawly creature will do. Mouse/tarantula/scorpion/crab/etc.
ChewieVasquez
03-31-2010, 10:31 PM
*interrupting* Shh! Do you smell that?
JasterIsFett
03-31-2010, 10:38 PM
*interrupting* Listen! Do you smell that?

FTFY
Shäne
03-31-2010, 10:39 PM
Remember lawn darts?
BOP TILL U DROP
03-31-2010, 10:42 PM
It's good to be big.
JasterIsFett
03-31-2010, 10:46 PM
Remember lawn darts?

Ooh...nostalgia related things...

You all remember Schoolhouse Rock?

" " " Trapper Keepers?
" " " Alf?
" " " saying "gag me with a spoon!"?
" " " Koosh Balls?
" " " wearing too much denim?
BallsMonkey
03-31-2010, 11:01 PM
"I can sense their approach"
Fatty_bo_batty
03-31-2010, 11:11 PM
"Somebody left a baby."
http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krk1lfqGid1qzryvmo1_500.jpg
Screaming is required
or..."Ignore Me!"
BallsMonkey
04-01-2010, 12:43 AM
"Are you the key master"
phit_demon
04-01-2010, 02:21 AM
You can thank BallsMonkey for this one: "I wonder what a Care Bear tastes like."
McMarcoP
04-01-2010, 04:05 AM
"You are entering a world of pain"
http://yourseosucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/walter-sobchak-entering-a-world-of-pain.jpg

"The primroses were over"
http://rgr-static1.tangentlabs.co.uk/images/bau/97807432/9780743277709/0/0/plain/watership-down.jpg

"It would be highly illogical"
http://www.andpop.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/leonardnimoy_959_18484238_0_0_7003869_300.jpg

"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"
http://www.blackbaud.com/images/blogs/VerbalKint.jpg

"Do all tobacconists wear pink socks?"

"Think about the possibilities of time travel"

"It is like baseball, only totally different"
By-tor
04-01-2010, 08:41 AM
As a reply to anything..."Funaki". :D
J_Kat
04-01-2010, 07:15 PM
"I believe in Crystal Skulls"
like3cokecans
04-01-2010, 07:58 PM
You can't always fix a chicken coop with a banana.
TheHangingBrain
04-01-2010, 08:15 PM
Is it safe?
Fatty_bo_batty
04-01-2010, 10:19 PM
...Very dangerous. You go first.
ChewieVasquez
04-01-2010, 10:21 PM
End every statement with... "That's all I have to say about that."
BallsMonkey
04-01-2010, 11:34 PM
"Never trust a big butt and a smile"