Have you ever seen The Backlot Murders?

[Movie_Critic]

I saw The Backlot Murders not too long ago and it was supposed to be a horror film. it was a joke. /forums/images/icons/mad.gif No famouse actors. /forums/images/icons/mad.gif Not scary. /forums/images/icons/mad.gif AND THE MURDER LOOKED LIKE A WANNABE MICHAEL MYERS WITH AN ELVIS MASK! /forums/images/icons/blush.gif The film was categorized under suspense/horror. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif it should have been comedy/adult. /forums/images/icons/cool.gif The Backlot Murders is one of those movies that is so stupid, that it is funny. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[Denyse]

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The Backlot Murders is one of those movies that is so stupid, that it is funny.

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You know what else is so stupid it's funny? The fact that you posted this in the Columns forum.
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The film was categorized under suspense/horror.

[/ QUOTE ] And this post should be categorized in Off-Topic, like everyting Non-Column related should be.

Could this be another indicator that Mensa membership has to be dwindling...?

On a positive note, you only misspelled one word and used punctuation, so there's hope. Read the FAQ's before posting next time and we'll all get along fine!

[ozchick]

Hey how'd he get away with using F#$% in the signature???

[code6enterprises]

I don't think the signiatures are [censored].

[ratm1966]

I know I am gonna get yelled at by a certain person, but isn't this the Off-Topic forum? Mine says Off-Topic.

[towelie99]

Don't be afraid of Denyse. Sure, she'll bite your head off, but she means well!

[Zens_7s]

Speaking of Denyse, where is that girl? Out getting buckets and buckets of ass again, I suspect. Damn it!

[ratm1966]

I don't know, I thought I read in another thread where she already had lots and lots of ass.

[Zens_7s]

I don't think it was a one time thing. Or maybe she is at the library. That is always where I claimed to be when I was up to something else.

[ratm1966]

When you are up to no good, you just tell people you are gonna run some errands.

[Zens_7s]

I guess I do that, in a way. I say I am going to Target. Since I am at Target quite frequently, no one ever seems to question it.

[ratm1966]

I was at lunch today, and we were doggin' out a co-worker because his subordinates were making fun of him. He would make up lame excuses for coming back to work late from lunch. They went to another supervisor and told him he should just say he is running some errands. When we were done eating, we all got up to leave and I said, "I will see you back at work, I have some errands to run." They all started to laugh. The bad part was, I actually had some honest errands to run....geez.

[Denyse]

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but isn't this the Off-Topic forum?

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It started it's life in the Columns section, but Ryall worked his magic and moved it to it's rightful place...No yelling necessary, and you can keep your head!

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Speaking of Denyse, where is that girl?

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Was out working today...15 1/2 hour long day...

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Out getting buckets and buckets of ass again, I suspect.

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Yeah...that happens! I couldn't even score at Comic-con, and those guys were begging to get laid...

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I thought I read in another thread where she already had lots and lots of ass.

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Hey, I resemble that remark!

Geez...I get a job for one day and suddenly everybody misses me. Remind me to get work more often. I'll post more later, when my brain and my hands are once again on speaking terms...

[DangerSeeker]

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Yeah...that happens! I couldn't even score at Comic-con, and those guys were begging to get laid...

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I can't imagine what kind of lines one would really use at a con.

"I know our time together will last only as long as 'Manimal,' but I can be that Manimal for you."

"You're into goth books?"

"I'm an inker of love, and I'm going to trace every inch of you."

[brycejmcewen]

Well, I'm not gay, or at a con, but that inker line got me. If I was a woman (or a homosexual) I'd be all over you like a fat kid on a Smartie.

[ratm1966]

Okay, so Ryall just fixed it. Cool. I would hate to see you slip up like that. You and Zens 7s are two of the most sarcastic and funny people who post messages here. You two can slam the hell out of someone and make it seem like you weren't.

[Zens_7s]

Maybe that's because I am a woman, and I am highly practiced at the art of "It is really my fault, but I can make it a man's fault without trying too hard." It is a gift we are taught by our mothers at a very young age.

Example?
Man: I am very upset with you for going out and getting smashed last night and hiding the remote to the TV.

Me: Well, I would not have gone out and gotten drunk if you would have mowed the lawn like you were supposed to. It shows you don't care about my feelings so I got drunk to dull the emotional pain you caused. As for the remote, if you ever put anything away yourself, you would already know where it is.

[towelie99]

WOW!

I don't know what just happened, but somehow, I think it's my fault, so sorry, I guess?

[ratm1966]

Damn, she's good.

[Zens_7s]

[Return of the incredible sulk face]

I suppose I will accept your apology, but don't let it happen again.

[towelie99]

Yes, dear.

[Zens_7s]

See - you have been taught well in the ways of the force Towlie.

Now where is my box of Godiva chocolates? Hmmm?

[towelie99]

The store was out. How about some ice cream and a foot rub?

[Zens_7s]

Well at least it's not foot cream and an ice rub. I suppose.

Nope - not good enough, must go out drinking and shopping to dull the pain of the disappointment. And it is all your fault that I must go. I really WANTED to stay here with you, but nope, you forced me to do it.

[towelie99]

Please don't go! I'll change, I swear!

[Zens_7s]

You always SAY you will change, but it only lasts for a few days. Then we go back to the same old crap again. Nope, must go for some Nordstrom's therapy.

[towelie99]

There's goes this month's paycheck! Oh well, it's all my fault.

[ratm1966]

Nah, she will save some of that paycheck for later when she needs some Ben n Jerry's