Secretary

[ratm1966]

Has anyone seen this movie? It stars James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal. It was a really good movie. Both play characters with some serious psychological issues/behavioral disorders. It was also kind of funny. She plays a submissive, but is the more aggressive of the two in seeking a relationship. He plays the dominant one, but is the one who is afraid to get involved. It isn't supposed to be a comedy, but the whole situation tends to make you think you are watching a comedy.

[towelie99]

Is there wild, kinky sex and nudity in it? Not that I really need that or anything...oh God, who am I kidding?

[ratm1966]

Yeah, there is some nudity, sex, and spanking....oh, and a bit of bondage in the office.

[towelie99]

Bondage in the office? Shiiiiit, Negro, that's all you had to say!!!

[ratm1966]

I don't know, but I think the Secretary liked to be spanked, because her boss spanked her every time she made a typo, and she seemed to intentionally make typo's.

[towelie99]

OH MY GOD!

If only we could apply that to this site, THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

Of course, the people I'd want to spank don't seem to make any typos. Oh well.

[code6enterprises]

Unless you like spanking thierteen year old boys. Meaning you're Michael Jackson.

[towelie99]

Not really.

BTW you just made a typo.

[code6enterprises]

Oh no.

[Zens_7s]

TYPPOS R FUNN!

[psychofiend]

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Yeah, there is some nudity, sex, and spanking....oh, and a bit of bondage in the office.

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"There was everything Spanking, wanking, [censored]..."
-Sexy Beast

[ratm1966]

Yes, I forgot about the self stimulation.

[ratm1966]

Oh, and no, this wasn't a porno....it was Rated R.

[towelie99]

You can do some freaky [censored] in R-Rated films these days. Just go watch Monster's Ball. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[psychofiend]

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Yes, I forgot about the self stimulation

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Wanking is self stimulation. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[ratm1966]

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Wanking is self stimulation.

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Duh! I just used the term self stimulation instead of wanking. If I would have said..I forgot about wanking, there would have been more of a chance someone would have come back with a smart@ssed reply like....well, now that you remember, why don't you go do it.

[code6enterprises]

Well, now that you remember, why don't you go do it?

[ratm1966]

You know, even as I was typing that last reply, I knew someone was gonna say that.

Besides, my eye sight is bad enough. I don't want to go completely blind.

[Omaru]

im still trying to figure out spidermans masterbation ruse, he wanks so much that he needs glasses, then his eyesight clears up but he has the hairy palms? whats the deal with that.

[ratm1966]

Who knows. Maybe if he continues to wank off at the same alarming rate as before, he will go back to being almost blind.

[Zens_7s]

Oh, don't worry. It can't be bad for you. Just repeat this mantra, "How Can I Ever Learn To Love Someone Else, If At First I Do Not Learn To Love Thyself." From his current rate of loving thyself, he is ready to love the entire country of China.

[ratm1966]

I am repeating it over and over again, but my eyesight still isn't improving.

[Zens_7s]

Maybe your eyesight is going out from all the late-night Internet porn viewing. Try sitting back from the monitor a little bit. Things should improve within 7-10 days. If not, call our office (967-5309) for a consultation. You may need an eyeball replacement.

[ratm1966]

If you were referencing Tommy Tutone's song "jenny", it is supposed to be....867-5309? Also, I don't view internet porn, so that isn't the problem.

[Zens_7s]

Jenny? That ho-bag? I am one better than Jenny.

[psychofiend]

Back up pig [censored].
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[ratm1966]

Just one?

[Zens_7s]

Yes, 9 is one greater than 8.

[ratm1966]

Okay, but I wasn't referencing J-Lo-Ho. I was referencing the song.

Of course, everyone has seen J-Ho's ass. I mean it is like...BAM!....out there. I guess we have to take your word for it that yours is a 9 to her 8.

[Zens_7s]

No, no, no. I was not talking about Jennifer Lopez, or her butt. I was referring to "Jenny" from the song.

I wrote the number "9"67-5309, and "9" is one greater than "8" which you crawled up my ass about. Since you are buried so far up my ass, you will note that is not my best feature. Barely a bump does not a fine JLo ass make. I like her butt, and I think she is a very nice looking woman. Her music, well, we will leave that be...

[ratm1966]

Ah...okay...I get it now....It must have been the long hot day at work and the fact that I only had one cup of coffee today.

[DangerSeeker]

If you listen closely, I think the guy is singing "Johnny," but they put Jenny on the label to keep controversy down.