Home Alone- Friend, Foe, or just plain Phoney?

[Friendly_Giant]

Now everyone loves the classic movie, "Home Alone", am i right? And Home Alone 2 was also a cult great, wouldn't you say? Well in the year 1998 extremely crazed director Raga Gosnell completely ruined the saga forever with his movie, "Home Alone 3". Not only does this movie take place in a totally different area, there aren't and of the original characters from the first and second H.A. movies. On that note, I would like to make this, Home Alone 3, by far the worst movie i have ever seen ever.And i have seen some horrible movies like: From Justin to Kelly, and A Walk to Remember. Oh no folks, this movie didnt earn its place at this rank, it was there since the day this filthy director made it. Check it out, its old man Marley!
-Friendly Giant

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actually i liked a walk 2 remember that waz a good 1.home alone 1 and 2 were both good 2 and it is true that home alone 3 really sucked!it is boring and nothing likre the others.i think it needs 2 flow like the others and the same characters as the others.so i agree really that home alone 3 sucked!

[themysca]

To be perfectly honest, I can't answer that. I remember only 5 minutes of the movie : the departure at the beginning and the end with the thieves running away. Home alone is one of the two movies I'd never manage until the end in a theatre.

[ratm1966]

The Home Alone movies sucked.

[psychofiend]

3 & 4 did suck, but then again that is because Culkin wasn't in it.

[Omaru]

they made a forth? oh now that just sucks. Home Alone 3 is in my "to burn" pile along with other films I stupidly bought and cant be bothered to get rid of. I love 1 & 2 though, espeically 2 cause though the jokes are a retreadable surface theres enough new things in there, like Tim Curry. He makes even the worst films (scary movie 2 anyone) watchable.

[code6enterprises]

The fourth was a made for tv movie.

[ratm1966]

I never watched the 3rd and fourth one. I shouldn't have even watched the second. I do have a question though. Is it supposed to be the same family in the 3rd and 4th one as it is in the first two? If so, maybe child services should just take away all of their kids and fix the parent's so they can't have any more.

[Omaru]

having not seen the forth, the 3rd was terrible, it was an entirely different family, entirely new crooks, and the kid was only home alone cause his parents were workaholics so he stayed off sick with measles. damn now I want to see 4 just cause its a terrible film, u'd think I'd learn when people "dont see this film."

[code6enterprises]

The fourth was weird. I turned it on about an hour into it so this is what I know. It was this little five year old kid. His name was Kevin. His Dad was the original dad and there was this thiirty-something mom. At the end, the original mom showed up.

[ratm1966]

Okay, the same dad, different mom, and different kid. Maybe dad ditched the original mom for a younger model. They had a kid and started leaving him home alone also. Okay, they should all be thrown in jail for child neglect.

[psychofiend]

Maybe the dad was Charlie Chaplin's reincarnation*...
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*Charlie Chaplin was married to at least 6 women to my knowledge.

[DangerSeeker]

After really disliking part 2, I thought 3 was at least tolerable, but any John Hughes family stuff is him not doing the stuff he's best at.

[Friendly_Giant]

you are a cum-licking corn ass fool. home alone 1&2 rock so hard that they will make your pagina inflate!

[karmattack]

Pagina is Spanish isn't it? Yeah, it means "page."

It makes your page inflate?!! Is your page in your brain? I get it. Your pagina inflates in your brain and leaves you [censored] retarded!

You need to hurry up and get to the doctor and get your pagina deflated. And then never watch Home Alone 1 or 2 again.

[Dr3vil]

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"Somebody must have sold their soul to satan to get the grosses up on that piece of sh!t."

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Serendipity had it right.

[Zens_7s]

I thought a Pagina was that next pizza/sandwich thingie at Pizza Hut.

[psychofiend]

I think that's a P'zone, but if a pagina is what I think it is then let me say i think there is no nutritional value to eating pizza that way ladies.

[Omaru]

I think Karma is right, I seem to recall spanish classes with audio tape saying "turn to pagina #" (pronounced Pahinah and # is number whatever, say treinta y quatro) in some deep rich spanish voice.

[Friendly_Giant]

home alone is a very good movie and whoever said the 1st and 2nd dont have the same actors are stupid morons , every actor from the first movie are exactly the same in the second. I hate you all.

[Omaru]

I said the 3rd didn't have the same cast. and if yo uwant to be all technical home alone 2 did not have the old man, because it had the pigeon lady instead, and it didn't have that annoying mouthy neighbour kid.

[GoreFollower]

I liked the first two. The third one sucked. And they made a fourth one? That one must blow!

"Water softens the ground."-Kevin Bacon-Stir of Echoes

[Friendly_Giant]

Omaru, it does have the original cast in it. everyone that's in the second home alone is played by the same character. If the old man wasn't in the second one, then how could he be played by someone else?

[Omaru]

Hello? Parlez anglais?

I am saying home alone 1 &amp; 2 have the same cast, home alone 3 does not, kevin is replaced by a kid called alex, its not catherine o hara as the mome, its not the same criminals its not the same anything other than its namesake and content of slapstick voilence, thats about the only thing thats the same in 3 from 2, SWEET [censored] JESUS! HOME ALONE 3 DOES NOT HAVE THE SAME CAST AS THE PREVIOUS TWO!!!!! now stop repeating youre same thread.

[code6enterprises]

[Clap, Clap, Clap]

[Psyche]

you should watch 'the cats meow' you'd like it me thinks /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[psychofiend]

I think I will.

[Omaru]

thankyou, I think its the first time I've ever let off any real steam in here. so glad it made a good first impression.

[ratm1966]

You should do it more often. Especially when some moron comes in and starts saying a bunch of [censored] that doesn't make sense. You know, like Dmoney or ActorGabe. IT makes you feel better afterwards.

[code6enterprises]

Or that S-A-T-A-N guy, he's starting to bug me.

[psychofiend]

And the lord said "ignore satan."

[Omaru]

just tell your self that S-A-T-A-N is a
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A sshole
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[ratm1966]

taht was cool

[THX1138]

I would say that Home Alone was a good movie back when I was say 13. Now I would have to say I like movies that aren't as you would put it Foe or even Phoney. Home Alone is still a watchable movie but two isn't. When I was younger, lets say 13, I never realized that they could have even used the same script for the two movies. Why do you think they had to change it up in three. They had fooled everyone with the same movie once and they didn't think they could do it again.

[Friendly_Giant]

good point thx, and this post is sort of a joke. i dont hate these movies, but i dont love them. i'm suprised so many people responded to this.

[psychofiend]

Are you kidding everyone loves the first 2 Home Alones, not because they have a profound image of what the youth of the time is like. It is loved because it is good clean fun. I mean sometimes you just need to see things like a pool toy posing as a 30-sumthing year old man and telling another grown man "get out of here you little pervert." I love the first 2 Home Alone films and I don't care who knows. But the second 2 sucked, let's just make that clear.

[Friendly_Giant]

i dont even think there was a 4th home alone movie.

[code6enterprises]

Read the thread before you post.

[ratm1966]

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Are you kidding everyone loves the first 2 Home Alones

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Not everyone.

[psychofiend]

Hey man, I bet your just trying to be a sour person. I am into the gothic rock, the horror movies, burning things, spongebob, 80s-90s pop, and some new Pop... I don't care who knows.

[code6enterprises]

Spongebob is awesome man.

[THX1138]

"Are you ready kids?"
"Aye Aye captin."
"I can't hear you."
"AYE AYE CAPTIN."
"Ohhhh, Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
"Spongebob Squarepants."
"Absorbent and yellow and porous is he."
"Spongebob Squarepants."
"If nautical nonsense be somethin' you wish..."
"Spongebob Squarepants."
"Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish."

ALL: "Spongebob Squarepants..."

Who is Spongebob?

[Friendly_Giant]

hey THX (by the way that sucks asswiper fluid) i hate spongebob and you too, actually spongebob can stay. i just hate you now buddy boy. pack your bags, floss your filthy ass, and stop being a big dummy.

[Friendly_Giant]

ps, home alone rules and if people like you didnt make movies, than home alone three would've been good. goon.

[code6enterprises]

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and if people like you didnt make movies, than home alone three would've been good

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People like who? You responded to yourself.

[DangerSeeker]

I don'r know, but I'm tired of people with low post counts (and low IQs, based on their arguments) telling those who've made a home and name here to go away.

[jjcourtright]

Especially with a name like Friendly Giant. He's not being friendly at all. Liar.

[Friendly_Giant]

danger, i hate people like you that make crappy posts like that one over and over until the have 850 posts, geez [censored]

[DangerSeeker]

So I'll mark you as "pass" on the Danger fan party. I'm signing autographs.

Sorry you didn't like my post. I whittled it from the bark of, oh, who cares. You hate me. You really hate me.

[TomHarrington]

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So I'll mark you as "pass" on the Danger fan party.

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I'll be there, if it's anything like last year's party.

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[psychofiend]

I cannot believe you found that picture somewhere... one question for you...
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[Zens_7s]

I am ready for the party, because Danger is awesome and Friendly Giant is a dork. How is that for blunt?

http://www.dramagames.com/images/party-small1.gif

[DangerSeeker]

Why thank you very much, for both the compliment and the blunt!

[Zens_7s]

A little blunt never hurt a party. Hey! Let's drag out the ficus, put on our red shoes and dance the blues.

[DangerSeeker]

Ficus? Bofus?

I just got the carpet cleaned again, and this time I'll buy plenty of dropcloths and kite string. Last time it would have come in so handy.

[Friendly_Giant]

JUST EVERYBODY SHUT UP! it has been my total displeasure to have just seen recently straight-to-video movie, HOME ALONE FOUR: TAKING BACK THE HOUSE. It was seriously the worst thing i have ever seen.
kevins parents get divorced and he's only 7 years old, but they based all of the characters on the first two. supposedly, marve &amp; harry were still in jail, but marve (played by French Stewart) breaks out and gets married. he and his wife try to break into a hugge mansion, who's owner happens to be Kevins recently divorced dad's house, in which Kevin is staying for Christmas. Now i dont wanna give away the ending, but on the whole this novie is a disgrace and it makes home alone 3 look like a maste4rpiece.