JASON VS. FREDDY

[TK_34]

JASON VS. FREDDY THIS MOVIE SHOULD KICKASS

[Zens_7s]

I would hate to see Jason Biggs and Freddie Prinze, Jr. fight. There might be ass-whoopage, but at what cost? Just the other day, down at the Caps Lock Ranch, we were debating whether the whole premise was worth watching. After a lot of SHOUTING, Freddie Prinze, Jr. was declared the probable winner by a nose.

[brycejmcewen]

Really? Freddie the winner? I would have went with Biggs. I mean, anybody who would stick his dick in a pie would probably be willing to fight dirty, you know, hair pulling, eye gouging. Of course, I wouldn't put that past Freddie either.

[Zens_7s]

Well had you have shown up, instead of spending all your time down the road at the Chicken Ranch...

[brycejmcewen]

I'm sorry. I really should spend less time at the Chicken Ranch.

[Zens_7s]

Yes, it tends to get expensive after a while. Besides you are upsetting the balance of the NAFTA agreement. Free-trade between Canada and the U.S. did not mean that you bring all your prosititution dollars here. SSHHHEEET dawg, you best be givin' some Benjamins to da ho's in yo' home territory.

If you promise to lay off the ladies, we will invite you to some of the other "huge tracts of land". D and I have been spending lots of time at the Pepperidge Farm, Caps Lock Ranch, and Hidden Valley Ranch these days.

[DangerSeeker]

Yes, forgo the smelly chicken ranch, and come join us at lovely sercet underground Pepperidge Farms Research Facility.

Prinze would so get whupped, even by Biggs. A guy what done ripped a videah off'n his junk, that be un' tough padre.

[brycejmcewen]

The dancer's have been getting kind of annoyed with the Canadian dollar coins I have been throwing at them. Sure, I'll hang with you and D.

[Tightens belt and puts on protective eyewear.]

I am ready.

[Ryall]

You just know that this TK_34 cat is sitting there at his computer, confused as all hell. "But...but...do you think the movie will kick ass or what?"

I love when inane posts get derailed like this. We still haven't heard back from that aixelsyd guy...

[Zens_7s]

I am pretty sure Alex Foley, aka aixelsyd, could not take the heat. You schooled him in the ways of the force.

[code6enterprises]

Nor have we dmoney.

[ratm1966]

Hey! I got yelled at yesterday for saying Dmoney. I was told never to say Dmoney or he might return. So, whatever you do, don't say Dmoney again.

[code6enterprises]

Let's censor that name.

[ratm1966]

Yes, I agree with you. Hey Ryall, can you censor Dmoney's name?

[psychofiend]

Down with Dmoney and his memory!!

[Gamalaka420]

Hey I think they both should get their asses kicked by Jonathon Davis from Korn. They both suck and lick ass!!!!!!! Any who disagree can lick mine. If i had to choose who would win it would be Freddy.
Go [censored] yourselves
whoever disagrees,
Me /forums/images/icons/cool.gif

[Zens_7s]

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They both suck and lick ass!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]I completely agree. It is so hard to find multi-talented artists in this day. Some just do the sucking, and others the licking, but to find a guy who can do both? Well that, my friends, defines talent in a nutshell. Nutshell! Punny.

[ratm1966]

Geez....not geese....that was too funny.

[ratm1966]

Yup, I thought there was already a thread on this.

[Omaru]

on a lighter note who won on the Jason (nevins) vs Run DMC video? I'd always have believed it was the guys thanks to their secret weapon, that afro guy in the tanktop. man could he move.