Pivot questionnaire

[VogonPoet]

my first thread, yay.

As an aspiring stage actor, this questionnaire has been subject to my fandom for years. You probably first heard it, as I did, on Inside The Actors Studio with James Lipton. I searched for it to make sure you all didn't do it ten times before. I think it's a good way to get to know people, and that's exactly what I'd like to do, since I'm new to the boards.


1. What is your favorite word?

2. What is your least favorite word?

3. What turns you on?

4. What turns you off?

5. What sound or noise do you love?

6. What sound or noise do you hate?

7. What is your favorite curse word?

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

9. What profession would you not like to do?

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

[Scottbob75]

1. What is your favorite word?

Friend

2. What is your least favorite word?

Asshole

3. What turns you on?

Laughter

4. What turns you off?

Fighting among friends

5. What sound or noise do you love?

Laughter

6. What sound or noise do you hate?

Squeaky floor boards

7. What is your favorite curse word?

Cunt

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Teacher

9. What profession would you not like to do?

President of the Salsa of the Month Club

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say at the Pearly Gates?

You had a great run, but it's going to be a greater ride over here

[JK]

1. What is your favorite word? such - don't know why, just like the way it rolls off the palette

2. What is your least favorite word? regardless - it's over-used

3. What turns you on? white socks and a nice ass

4. What turns you off? open mouth chewing, beach ball breasts, willful ignorance

5. What sound or noise do you love? rain falling through trees

6. What sound or noise do you hate? liquid being poured into a cup/glass

7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Hard to say- I've done just about everything I've wanted to do. I want to open a shop with my woman, building custom bobbers and selling rockabilly clothing

9. What profession would you not like to do? Prison guard - tried it for nine months, hated it more than anything you can possibly imagine. It's the smell, man... hopelessness and ass.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Do you realize how much time you wasted masturbating!?! All flippancy aside, a hearty "Welcome home!" would be nice.

[Antonio_Bay]

1. What is your favorite word?

Spasm, or anomaly.

2. What is your least favorite word?

See You Next Tuesday.

3. What turns you on?

Effort. A nice smile. Americans called Amanda. (:D)

4. What turns you off?

Girls who say See You Next Tuesday.

5. What sound or noise do you love?

A cat's purr.

6. What sound or noise do you hate?

Ringtones. I can't stand the vibrating noise my phone makes, too.

7. What is your favorite curse word?

Erm, git, sod, poxy, bloody. Son of a nutcracker.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Hmm, novelist. Comic book artist.

9. What profession would you not like to do?

Police officer. I don't know how they stay calm with all the scum they deal with.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Dude, you were right, S Club are da bomb, yo!

[Aaron]

Ok, I'm bored, so let's do this.

1. What is your favorite word?

Actually.
It's not necessarily my favourite but whenever I listen back to the podcasts I seem to say it in every second sentence.

2. What is your least favorite word?

Moist.
I don't know why but it bugs me. Makes me think of gross things.

3. What turns you on?

Arty chicks. And separately but also connectedly, crazy chicks.
I was talking to Daffy about this the other day. They're my kryptonite.
I've never fully understood it. I hate pretentiousness in people too so it doesn't make sense. But yeah. give me some nerdy specs, a hippy taste in clothes and a woman who cuts her own hair and I get weak at the knees.
I hate myself for it.

4. What turns you off?

Sluttyness. In all it's forms. Underneath my pervy exterior I'm a MASSIVE prude. If I know the girl has gotten around/easy, instant turn off.

5. What sound or noise do you love?

"I'm cumming" Best words you can ever hear from a lady and gets me short of starting a parade.

6. What sound or noise do you hate?

Teenagers. Can't stand anything that comes out of their mouths. If I had a gun I'd shoot them

7. What is your favorite curse word?

Bollocks. Both for the fun sound and the oddness of the word.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Musician. Always wished I was in a band. Still do. Hope to one day be. But I don't think I have the skill.

9. What profession would you not like to do?

Retail. Ever again. Did it for 5 years and will do anything to stop from going back to it. It makes you hate people... more.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

"Good job"
It'd be a nice way to start.

[VogonPoet]

1. What is your favorite word? Unprecedented. To me it's the greatest compliment there is, if it's said with proper reserve.

2. What is your least favorite word? Shit. Spectacularly useful, yes. But if it's your work on the receiving end...

3. What turns you on?The first time a girl stares into my eyes.

4. What turns you off? dairy & COD

5. What sound or noise do you love? the sound of my kitty pawing at me right after I wake up

6. What sound or noise do you hate? glass breaking

7. What is your favorite curse word? Cunt. god, it's nothing but great.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? firefighter

9. What profession would you not like to do? soldier

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "your desk is over there, across from Hers".


and Aaron, one arty girl of mine would actually spaz at the word moist. It was the beginning of most of our fights, probably the last one too.

[VogonPoet]

if you don't mind, I'll pick your brains a bit.


8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Teacher

what would you teach?


4. What turns you off? open mouth chewing, beach ball breasts, willful ignorance
seconded with vigor

7. What is your favorite curse word?

Erm, git, sod, poxy, bloody. Son of a nutcracker.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Hmm, novelist. Comic book artist.


what do erm, git, sod and poxy mean?

anyone with free time can write a novel or comic book, for the sake of all those who exist on your wavelength, please do.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

. I hate pretentiousness in people too so it doesn't make sense.

Hey, you've called me pretentious before...

[Aaron]

I've called you many things.
This is what you get for not being a hugger.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

I totally hugged you. I didn't even whine. :D

[Aaron]

I could feel your distaste for it

[JK]

This wasn't while I was busy with ribs, was it?

[RobinHoodDaffy]

I could feel your distaste for it

That's it! If I can find the cash to come back this year, you are getting the bear hug of your lifetime, little man.

This wasn't while I was busy with ribs, was it?

That depends, is that a euphemism? ;)

[McMarcoP]

I'M BOOOOOOORED!
Uh, a questionnaire - something to ease my pain. Cheers Grunthos!

1. What is your favorite word?
Amazing. Great sound, great meaning.

2. What is your least favorite word?
Serendipitous. Abused by people who have no idea of what it means.

3. What turns you on?
A funny woman with a smart expression. And a certain German lady, who happens to be funny and to have a smart expression.

4. What turns you off?
Lack of hygiene.

5. What sound or noise do you love?
Rain through leaves, the sea.

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Squeaky, loud voices.

7. What is your favorite curse word?
Shite. To go foreign, I absolutely love the Spanish "gilipollas", meaning somebody who is a total arse and thinks s/he is just great.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
I'd like to get a chance to teach full-time.
Then the obvious ones: novelist, pro musician, actor.

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Anything related to police and military.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Oh, finally the guy who will take over" ;)
Seriously? Hm. "Well done; make yourself comfortable, there is fun to be had"

[Antonio_Bay]

what do erm, git, sod and poxy mean?

To me, git means sod, and sod means, swine. But sod off means, go away in a lighthearted way. Poxy can also mean, bloody, which I guess is like saying flipping or can be used as a nice replacement for the f word.

I'm probably not making sense...

[Jason Shiffy]

1. What is your favorite word?
Obviously

2. What is your least favorite word?
Cholera

3. What turns you on?
Crazy chicks

4. What turns you off?
Dicks.

5. What sound or noise do you love?
The wind passing through the trees.

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Chainsaws.

7. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Musician

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Suck dick, I guess?

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
I'm sorry about the pearly gates but I never had the time to change them... Welcome by the way!

[JasterIsFett]

1. What is your favorite word?

tacit...or inception. they just sound cool.

2. What is your least favorite word?

I'm gonna have to agree with Aaron and say Moist.

3. What turns you on?

Women.

But really, I'm gonna have to agree with Aaron again on this one. Its always the crazy little hipster girls that get me going. I could go on for a while saying all of the little things that would make the perfect woman but...yeah...

Also, green eyes are just wonderful.

4. What turns you off?

Elitism. Judgement without basis. Uninformed acceptance. When the girl that I'm into casually reveals that she has a boyfriend. That bitch I used to date. :D

5. What sound or noise do you love?

Laughter, not just any laughter though, but the laughter that people save for private situations when they're really just tickled. Most laughter I hear in public is either forced or artificial and annoying.

6. What sound or noise do you hate?

Feedback from box TV's, low electrical sounds, the sound that the extra fan on my XBOX makes when I just turn it on, general bitching that I hear on campus every day from over-privileged college kids who get 90% of their tuition paid for them when I have to pay everything by myself.

7. What is your favorite curse word?

Ass, but only because you can combine it to make the best insults (i.e. Assclown or Asshat)

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Professionally writing (I'm working on it), musician, something in the comic book industry, small business owner...like a music venue or just a small shop that gets me by.

9. What profession would you not like to do?

Anything that this guy does on his show:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ne5Lb2SiFHg/ScD8gDFPQHI/AAAAAAAAdZU/JATN0tsGaXA/s400/mike_rowe9.jpg

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

"You did good kid...now let me introduce you to my friends Richard Pryor and Groucho Marx."

[Sharp-O]

1. What is your favorite word?
Hope
2. What is your least favorite word?
Clunge
3. What turns you on?
Geekiness and Glasses
4. What turns you off?
Neurotic Messes
5. What sound or noise do you love?
My little sister's laugh
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Hip-Hop on the bus
7. What is your favorite curse word?
Cunt :D
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
TV Critic
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Jordan's gynecologist
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"You did good. I know it sucked, but you did good."

[By-tor]

1. What is your favorite word? Awesome.

2. What is your least favorite word? Menustration.

3. What turns you on? Young Jenna Jameson.

4. What turns you off? Old Jenna Jameson.

5. What sound or noise do you love? My kids laughing.

6. What sound or noise do you hate? Anyone mouth-breathing.

7. What is your favorite curse word? Muthafucker.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Writer.

9. What profession would you not like to do? Garbage man.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?[/quote] "Odin, is my brother."

[TomHarrington]

1. What is your favorite word?

Poop!

2. What is your least favorite word?

Kudos

3. What turns you on?

Poop!

4. What turns you off?

People who smell like rhubarb.

5. What sound or noise do you love?

The seductive slurp of troubled bong water.

6. What sound or noise do you hate?

Autotuned vocals

7. What is your favorite curse word?

Whatever Erasmus Cunk says next.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Porn Star. Duh.

9. What profession would you not like to do?

Bovine rectal examiner (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDyyhnCP0_s&feature=related)

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?






































































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POOP!

[By-tor]

Try to get The Gay outta here, Harrington.

[JK]

Poop.

[TomHarrington]

Try to get The Gay outta here, Harrington.

If you want Aaron leave ask him yourself.

[Sweet_Adeline]

1. What is your favorite word?

Anomaly

2. What is your least favorite word?

Judge

3. What turns you on?

Accents, intelligence, Guitars, and confidence.

4. What turns you off?

Penguins, douchebags

5. What sound or noise do you love?

The sounds of hockey being played, most kinds of music.

6. What sound or noise do you hate?

screaming and crying.

7. What is your favorite curse word?

Fuck

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Journalism

9. What profession would you not like to do?

cable guy

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

That'll do kid, that'll do...

[TheHangingBrain]

1. What is your favorite word?

I have to agree with poop, it's fantastic. A close second would be inconceivable.

2. What is your least favorite word?

Pussy, such a horrible word for such a wonderful thing.

3. What turns you on?

Suicide Girls and I hate myself for it. I also dig cute nerdy girls.

4. What turns you off?

Ignorance, elitism, religious zealots.

5. What sound or noise do you love?

Music, a cat's purr and a puppies growl.

6. What sound or noise do you hate?

My tinnitus, which drives me insane.

7. What is your favorite curse word?

Bollocks or wank arse.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Comedian or pornstar.

9. What profession would you not like to do?

Customer service, sigh.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

"Wanna get high?"

[BOP TILL U DROP]

my first thread, yay.
Good job!


1. What is your favorite word?
Intellectual. I like the way my tongue moves when I say it.

2. What is your least favorite word?
The "G.D." word. I get shivers when I think about it.

3. What turns you on?
Pianists and scholars. And the everyday goofball.

4. What turns you off?
Slang. Please don't slaughter the King's English.

5. What sound or noise do you love?
A wicked bass.

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Forks scraping on teeth. My mom's voice (though I love the woman).

7. What is your favorite curse word?
William H. Bonnie. I commonly substitute it for F*ck.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
I want to be an opera singer, and a psychologist. I'll be working on both of those pretty soon.:cool:

9. What profession would you not like to do?
My current profession in retail. I have to agree with Aaron, it's absolutely horrifying!

10. If Heaven existsIt does!! :), what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Well done, my good and faithful servant.

[phit_demon]

I like the way my tongue moves.

Seconded.

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Seconded.
I bet you do...
* wank wank * I mean, *wink wink*

[phit_demon]

I bet you do...
* wank wank * I mean, *wink wink*

Bop said a dirty word!

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[BOP TILL U DROP]

I know! It looks so funny beside my name!

[TomHarrington]

Intellectual. I like the way my tongue moves when I say it.

Intell...
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...ectual.

And I'm spent. ;)

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Intell...
http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/917/lipsv.jpg
...ectual.

And I'm spent. ;)
Dirty boys...

[Shäne]

1. What is your favorite word?
Pianist.

2. What is your least favorite word?
OMG. As in when people literally say, "oh-em-gee". It just makes me want to smack them.

3. What turns you on?
Sweetness, nerdiness, and I'm a sucker for a pretty face.

4. What turns you off?
No sense of humor, shitty taste.

5. What sound or noise do you love?
A torrential thunderstorm. It makes me want to stand outside in it and laugh like a maniac.

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Little yappy dogs. I just want to punt them.

7. What is your favorite curse word?
Bollocks! Although it doesn't quite sound right with my American accent.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Radio DJ.

9. What profession would you not like to do?
The guy they test pepper spray on.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Ooh, too bad, you didn't make it in... Just kidding! Come on in kid."

[JasterIsFett]

I now know the way into Shane's heart...I'm off to plan my trip to Kentucky...

Edit: Does anybody ever get a "Vote Now" button instead of a "reply" or "save" button on posts?

[BOP TILL U DROP]

4. What turns you off?
No sense of humor, shitty taste.


Go brush your tongue, little boy!

[VogonPoet]

I now know the way into Shane's heart...I'm off to plan my trip to Kentucky...

Edit: Does anybody ever get a "Vote Now" button instead of a "reply" or "save" button on posts?

I do

[Shäne]

Go brush your tongue, little boy!

Yes, ma'am...
http://afod.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/sad-puppy.jpg

[phit_demon]

1. What is your favorite word?

Floccinaucinihilipilification.


2. What is your least favorite word?

Bunting.


3. What turns you on?

Brown eyes, curvy figures, smarts, the ability to make me laugh, Scarlett Johansson.


4. What turns you off?

Skinny thighs, pointy shoes, fake tan, sheep mentality, insipid people.


5. What sound or noise do you love?

Really good vocal groups in action. (Mills Brothers, FTW (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPdidRreduM))


6. What sound or noise do you hate?

Other people brushing there teeth. When I do it, it doesn't bother me.


7. What is your favorite curse word?

Cunt. Sorry Antonio.


8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Stand up comic.


9. What profession would you not like to do?

Police man.


10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

"Come on in. Miles is playing in 5..."

[NomenNescio]

1. What is your favorite word?
Weird. It's a weird word. A wonderfully weird word. Weird.

2. What is your least favorite word?
Overrated. Too many people eschew articulating an actual opinion by calling something "overrated." Rather than exploring why something doesn't appeal to them while other things do and learning new things about themselves as a person in the process, they sweepingly devalue the opinions of others and call it a day. It's a kind of laziness that easily crosses the border into dickishness.

3. What turns you on?
Brainsbodyboth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_KeMQL3rl8).

4. What turns you off?
Vapidness, monotony, and intellectual laziness.

5. What sound or noise do you love?
Quiet or, rather, the ambient sounds belying quiet. The sound of the woods at night is a thing of such wonderment and fear that I sometimes dream of buying a remote cabin where I can live as a hermit for the rest of my days.

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Any loud repetitive noise will do. The sound of a weed whacker turns me into a rabid, uncontrollable rage monkey.

7. What is your favorite curse word?
Cunt. My favoritism is unapologetic, however. Eat it, Antonio. ;)

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Marine biologist. Any excuse to play with seals.

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Sales.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Sorry for the, um...well, you know."

[Antonio_Bay]

Cunt. Sorry Antonio.




Cunt. My favoritism is unapologetic, however. Eat it, Antonio. ;)


:p

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