lookin 4 a hott girl 2 work it crib style reply k

[gettinajob]

i need a new girl u want a bf reply we might hit it off k. if ur not hott still write back we can b friends k!

[brycejmcewen]

Make sure you let me know if this works (how could it not?) because I've been 'lookin for a hott girl 2 work it crib style' and had no idea where to begin.

[Zens_7s]

Hey, it's not everyday a girl gets an offer to work it crib style. Maybe you should try that line more often Bryce.

[brycejmcewen]

I thought about using that line more often, but then thought I should really use my powers for good, not evil. I mean, if I used that line, women would be powerless.

[DangerSeeker]

My line never seems to work:

I've got the STD, I just need U to make me a STUD!

[Zens_7s]

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

[brycejmcewen]

Ok, I have got you all beat. The BEST pick up line EVER!

"Your parents must be retarded, cause baby, you're special!"

[Zens_7s]

Holy [censored]! I have heard that one before! A girl I worked with had some guy say it to her. Um, I hope it wasn't you.

On that note: Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

[brycejmcewen]

I can't believe somebody would actually say that to a girl. I might say that to a girl, but I would never say it seriously and in an actual attempt to pick somebody up. Unless of course it worked...

With my luck, the girl would start crying because her parents are retarded!

[Zens_7s]

I am pretty certain the guy was not meaning it as a compliment. I think it may have been a dare situation.

[brycejmcewen]

As for the second part of your post that I ignored.

Sure, i'd love to dance...oh...that hurts.

[DangerSeeker]

My friend liked to use

My parents are out of town this weekend, so I've got the bed all to myself.

[brycejmcewen]

I can't figure out what tune is in my head after reading your post...oh, I know! Dueling Banjoes.

[DangerSeeker]

Hmm. Curious. All I'm hearing is the theme to Riptide. Must have my reference circuits switched again.

I may have to break out some of those lines tonight.

[Zens_7s]

Good luck on using them. I bet the hotties will be a flockin. If you get in a jam, and need bailing, feel free to call Denyse and I in for help. Of course, we will be out on dates, and unavailable, but you can still call for help.

[brycejmcewen]

So if you're out on dates, then some lines must be working. It's the 'crib style', isn't it?

[Denyse]

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we will be out on dates, and unavailable

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Hey, speak for yourself...

Ignore her gents...She's always trying to jam up my action... /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[Zens_7s]

Well, I am married, so I suppose the word date was incorrect. EVERYONE KNOWS guys don't date after they get hitched. Why buy the cow...

As for Denyse, I would never try to jam up her action. She is getting action all over town. Loads of ass! Buckets and buckets of ass! When we are in the car we have to bail ass out the windows to keep the car from sinking into the 405. It's insane.

[gettinajob]

dam u stole my lines bitch and my girl

[gettinajob]

ea baby it's me bout u and me gettin it on crib style and i rip ur ass up honney!

[brycejmcewen]

That is a lot of ass.

gettinajob, I may have stole your line, but not your girl. Really, after your sweet-talking, I'm pretty sure Zens_7s is yours for ever. You may have to inflict bodily harm on her husband, but I'm sure that's right up your alley, homey!

[Droogan_Leader]

gettinajob, nice approach, very jay-esque...that's about the only way I can see it in any way relates to www.moviepoopshoot.com (http://www.moviepoopshoot.com) ... I don't think you're gonna get many girls that way though ... maybe you should whisper that line in a sheep's ear ... BONG!

[DangerSeeker]

Maybe an overall training session is order, 80's montage style!

I can see the progression from studying poetry taped to the back of a mannequin's head while learning to unhook a bra, to walking down the street, soliloquizing (quating?) as he casually snaps his fingers at the backs of passing ladies, unleashing their womany womanessence.

[code6enterprises]

I've never used this one but I've seen it work.

"Do you mind if I stand here and flirt with you?"

[FanGirl]

Best bar story...

My step-brother was in a bar and guy he didn't like very much was sitting on the other side of the bar next to this girl. He spends a far amount of time giving evil eyes and talking to his friends about what a jerk this guy is. The girl sitting next to him thinks he was giving her the evil eye so she walks up and says "What the (explicitive deleted) are you looking at?"

My stepbrother proceeds to explain himself and they hooked up and have now been married five years. Can wait until when they have to tell their kids how they met.

[Tuskinashi]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I didn't bother reading the other posts. Damn, with posts like these poop shoot forums don't even need intelligent posts.

[psychofiend]

Gettinajob, I hope you die of an awful cancer of the bowels. You [censored] [censored], this subject is total bull [censored]. What the hell kind of sad ass person tries to get some pussy/[censored] on a web site? Well... other than me sometimes (a little levity never hurts in a serious post). Not one goddamn [censored] person tries 'cept you.

[ratm1966]

Um......

[JIM]

Does He mean MTV type crib style?
With lots of bling-bling, his moto and cristal?
Or an infant type crib style?
Lots of stuffed animals, a blankie, a bottle... 'cause you know, naps are nice. /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif
What's with the "need a new girl" bit? Did the other one deflate? *drum rimshot sounds off in the distance*
I joke, I joke /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[Omaru]

whats crib style? obviously we dont have it here or its out of my radar of new local terminology. Crib style? sounds like sort way food is prepared.
"I'd like one half of a chicken cooked crib style with ceaser salad and bread rolls with mint sauce, thankyou please"

[Zens_7s]

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ea baby it's me bout u and me gettin it on crib style and i rip ur ass up honney!

[/ QUOTE ] Turns out, gettin' it on crib style is putting on a pair of feetie pajamas and being forced to sleep on your stomach.

[ratm1966]

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i rip ur ass up honney!

[/ QUOTE ]

He be wanting to give you some super hot chilli, because that stuff will rip ur ass up the next morning.

[Zens_7s]

Yeah - you may be right. Wendy's is a scary place to get chilli, because you know deep in your heart that anything could be in that bowl. In fact, Wendy's is a scary place all around. No where in nature do the foods you get at Wendys actually occur. Square beef patties, from a square cow? And what in the hell is a frosty? There is a reason why no one has ever duplicated the frosty consistency. Is it chocolate? Is it vanilla? Is it ice cream? Is it a super-deluxe space-age polymer? Who really knows! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[Robbo_the_Hood]

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ea baby it's me bout u and me gettin it on crib style and i rip ur ass up honney!


[/ QUOTE ]
You watch that, little boy. That's my lady you're talkin' about. She's a classy dame, so you treat her with some [censored]' class.

[Zens_7s]

...and that, ladies and gentleman, is why I adore him. Hey baby, are you from Tennesee?