jay& silent bob

[gettinajob]

jay & silent bob r gay homos and if i saw them walkin down the street i would kick the [censored] out of them they r ball lickers! we will [censored] there mothers and watch them cry like bitches k
p.s bob is pretty cool though and justice is hott love her!

[DangerSeeker]

I feel like the Rock Giant. Sooo tirred....

Off topic... enough with the ball lickers... learn basic skills... we probably will never accept you...

*yawn*

and no, we won't shut up because we don't embrace your offbeat brand of dialogue.

What did I miss?

[Droogan_Leader]

Pretty stupid to use insults off the movie to insult Jay and Bob. Not so creative. But then again, you probably just saw the movie for the first time, making you inherently stupid, and all my comments 99% pointless.

DangerSeeker, always remember, the rock biter was tired, but only because he spent all his energy in an effort to save his friends. Yes, he failed, but like him, you can't give up.. there will always be stupid people, and you must always strive to condescend to them.

[Denyse]

Hey Droogan...Are you, in fact, one of the Yarbles?

[Zens_7s]

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there will always be stupid people, and you must always strive to condescend to them.


[/ QUOTE ] I think he may be, in fact, one of us.

[DangerSeeker]

You're right. I can't give up now! Why, there's a world out there full of AOL users, many of whom will refer to an email as an internet, as in "My grandson just sent me an internet. How do I read it?"

I can't fail where the public school system has failed!

I can't dumb down like entertainment, where Jan DeBont gets a bigger budget than the Coens!

Until every last yokel stops wearing a grammatically incorrect Pro-USA t-shirt made in China, and dares me to question any of the humor in that...

Until every last sticker of Calvin peeing on something is safely destroyed...

I! WILL! CONDESCEND!!!

Oops, quitting time. See y'all later.

[Denyse]

Wait...You can't leave! We're like the Fantastic Four! How can we right wrongs, protect the innocent and correct spelling without you! You must stay! We shall perish without you...

[Ryall]

"jay &amp; silent bob r gay homos..."

You DO understand that when you say "gay homos" that ... wait, no, obviously you don't understand. If you had any ability to understand, you'd see the big intro to the boards that says "no homophobic or racist comments here."

I'll see if you understand this post at least and stop that kind of nonsense and just talk like a normal person here (note: you're not only NOT Jay or Bob, you have no ability to even grasp the humor of the things they say in movies); otherwise, I'll just ban you and you can call people "gay homos" anywhere else. Doesn't matter to me either way.

[code6enterprises]

If you think they are gay, then why do you take the time out of your obviusly busy work schedule to visit their site, register a user name, and post a thread.

[psychofiend]

gettinajob when I read your stupid post i just said,
"[censored] this piece of turd."
-Mr. White

[ratm1966]

Is saying gay [censored] like using a double negative? If so, he was actually saying they are straight.

[psychofiend]

I dunno, man. All I know is I hate this person already.

[TomHarrington]

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"no homophobic or racist comments here."


[/ QUOTE ]


Yeah, nobody needs that rubbish. We can be sexist though, right?

[ratm1966]

I see nothing wrong with being a sexist pig. However, you have to be willing to take it when the women start dishing it back at ya.

[psychofiend]

My mom is sexist, she says all guys are dumb. She also says we all light our asses on fire. I've never once did that.

[ratm1966]

You've never once did that? Does that mean that when you do it, you do it more than once at a time?

[psychofiend]

Nope... JACKASS.

[DangerSeeker]

Sorry, I had to go on a personal journey, a journey full of questions. Most of those questions were trivia, but self-defining trivia, nonetheless.

I am back, to fight the good fight, and occasionally the not-so-good fight. I have a handful of sand for the eyes of those who dare challenge the sancity of the Poop boards.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

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you have to be willing to take it when the women start dishing it

[/ QUOTE ]
You know, as soon as the women start cooking around here, I'll be happy to eat whatever dish they serve.

[horney_rabbits]

Hey man you talk alot of [censored] any way you may be right they might be </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
gay homos

[/ QUOTE ] but you will never find out....or have you already you can never tell but just watching a movie right

[psychofiend]

Just ignore him, he is a deusch.

[horney_rabbits]

what do you mean by "paint chips"? /forums/images/icons/confused.gif

[psychofiend]

It's from Tommy Boy. The reason why it was said was people used to have lead and they said if people ate it they would become retarded.

[ratm1966]

Well, Horney_Rabbits is just a teenager, so he probably missed the whole lead paint thingy.

[psychofiend]

I think the old house I had when I was younger had lead paint, but we moved 3 or 4 years ago.

[ratm1966]

I am in the military, so I have lived in lots of houses with lead paint in them. My house right now still has asbestos floor tiles in it. [cough cough]

[horney_rabbits]

lol asbestos floor tiles thats smart...and so wot if im a teen right?

[code6enterprises]

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...and so wot if im a teen right?

[/ QUOTE ]

Why can't you just spell out what? It's one more letter.

[jjcourtright]

Because "wot" is hip man, get with the times!


I guess. I can think of no other reason to save one keystroke.

[code6enterprises]

How could I be so uncool. Lts all go gt drnck. Yea, I just saved four keystrokes by just taking out the vowels and the apostrophe.

[jjcourtright]

Hell jeah! Now your wit it.


Typing that, I just realized that all those idiots that keep typing "your" instead of "you're" aren't ignorant, they are just way hipper than I.

[code6enterprises]

They're so cool. {sighs and looks off into space, dreaming of one day being as cool as dmoney and S_A_T_A_N}

[jjcourtright]

When will you learn. Nobody uses "they're" anymore, silly. "There" works for any use, be it "there", "their", or "they're". Get wit it.

[Zens_7s]

Speaking of hip words and phrases, I was really bummed at Barnes and Noble last night. There REALLY is a "Hiphoptionary". And even worse, it is called "The Hiphoptionary". It was sitting on the shelf right next to the Kurt Cobain Journals. Maybe subconsiously I knew there was a real copy, but I could swear I didn't. It just takes the fun out of it. /forums/images/icons/frown.gif

[psychofiend]

I am such a freak and a fashion victim, but at least i'm not a bull [censored] faker.

[karmattack]

nope, all your bullshit is 100% real! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif


sorry, man. You've gotta stop setting me up for those /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

[psychofiend]

Thanks, my friend, bull [censored] is the key to it all and fake bull [censored] is bad bull [censored].

[Zens_7s]

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I am such a freak and a fashion victim, but at least i'm not a bull [censored] faker.


[/ QUOTE ] Wait! What did that have to do with me and the devestating Hiphoptionary discovery? I B Confuzed

[ratm1966]

Not to be nitpicky, but you only saved 3. You added a c in drnk.

[code6enterprises]

rlly i coldnt tll

[ratm1966]

I nrmlly wld hv ntcd ne way since for some reason, mispelled words really stick out and those are some of the first things I see when I read something. Must have been all of that last 18 years of writing at work.

[JSB]

Hey you son of a bitch you dont say notin about the time, bitch!!!

[THX1138]

Don't you never say an unkind word about the Time. Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole f**king lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pu$$y! And Tubby here is my black man servant! What!

[ratm1966]

Okay, I am lost here. Just who is JSB/911 referring to when he talks about making comments about the time. I didn't see any. Beside, I think the last concert I saw was Morris Day and the Time. They are the [censored]!

[towelie99]

When was that? '84? /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif

[ratm1966]

Hardy hardy har har....no, that was in either 97 or 98. They performed at the Montgomery City Fest.

[Zens_7s]

I saw them in 01. They played a outdoor festival here. Good times, good times, oh wee oh wee oh.

[jjcourtright]

So, did you pick me up a copy of the hiphoptionary? I'm sure you are getting sick of me always using your copy.

[Zens_7s]

No, I didn't. I stared in shock for a bit, and then got sad and left. Came home and looked at my fake handwritten copy, and pouted, dawg.

[psychofiend]

I think ya just add sounz that don't really have a plaze in the engliss laguage and sutract a few 2.