Chuck vs Mal

[Sweet_Adeline]

So.. some twitter friends of mine have a podcast, you should check it out!

They are available on iTunes and at their website (http://www.chuckvsmal.com/).

[PrimitiveMan]

Awesomesauce! :cool:

[Rev. Jetstream]

Say, I've heard of that podcast! It has wonderful production value. So professional sounding! More podcasters should hire whoever does their editing! :D

[PrimitiveMan]

Say, I've heard of that podcast! It has wonderful production value. So professional sounding! More podcasters should hire whoever does their editing! :D

Yes, the editing is incredible! Kudos to whoever this invisible phantom person is!

[Antonio_Bay]

I've listened to one.

The show needs more SA.

That is all.

[Scottbob75]

I like it!

[Sweet_Adeline]

Hello everyone, you might want to check out the new episode One Flu over the Cuckoo's nest. (http://www.chuckvsmal.com/podcasts/2009/9/20/cvm-episode-16-one-flu-over-the-cuckoos-nest.html) Where our hosts discuss swine flu, hippies, Autumn and politics.

[Antonio_Bay]

^ That sure does read like something posted by one of those anonymous advertisng employees.










:p

[Sweet_Adeline]

a-h
Look everyone, Antonio is being mean to me, what is new?

[Antonio_Bay]

a-h
Look everyone, Antonio is being mean to me, what is new?

You mean like this?!

The show needs more SA.

[Sweet_Adeline]

You mean like this?!

Yes. Exactly.

[Cuclean]

a-h
Look everyone, Antonio is being mean to me, what is new?

You mean like this?!

Yes. Exactly.

:D
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-dog-pictures-why-cant-the-cats-get-a-room.jpg

[Sweet_Adeline]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff246/omgonoz/A%20Cat%20Is%20Fine/1198923791841.gif

[By-tor]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-dog-pictures-why-cant-the-cats-get-a-room.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uPuKhlLLL-4/R6tLQAyXRdI/AAAAAAAAAQ4/18iricqmMZI/s320/funaki_l.jpg
You two just do it cyber-like, and get it done with. Oh, wait...I'm sure your cyber relationship has already been consummated. :p

If not, I'm willing to offer up my place for a place for y'all to do your business. :D

[Sweet_Adeline]

:rolleyes: People can't be friends these days, I swear.

[By-tor]

:rolleyes: People can't be friends these days, I swear.C'mon, girl, just giving you two some shite. ;)

[Sweet_Adeline]

C'mon, girl, just giving you two some shite. ;)

Oh, but yea, totally in love, thinking about eloping next Dragon*Con.

[By-tor]

Oh, but yea, totally in love, thinking about eloping next Dragon*Con.
http://www.hip-books.com/images/Winner.jpg

[Antonio_Bay]

Oh, but yea, totally in love, thinking about eloping next Dragon*Con.

Hey, we weren't saying anything until the weeks leading up. Geez!

[Sweet_Adeline]

Hey, we weren't saying anything until the weeks leading up. Geez!

Sorry :o

[By-tor]

And, I'm spent.

[Cuclean]

:rolleyes: People can't be friends these days, I swear.

Shouldn't that have said "friends"? ;)


And I love that we've increased the chatter on this page to nearly double its length. :D

[Firestone2489]

Youse two "friends."
http://pics.livejournal.com/dcspanner/pic/0000101a/s320x240

[Cuclean]

Youse two "friends."
http://pics.livejournal.com/dcspanner/pic/0000101a/s320x240

Thank you ted. That was the joke. ;)

http://www.retrojunk.com/img/art-images/tedturnercopy.jpg




[EDIT] You're image didn't pop up until the second time I looked at the page. Pologies'. There's always time for a Spaced reference.

[Firestone2489]

No harm done, Sir Cuc.

[Cuclean]

No harm done, Sir Cuc.

Oooh! I get a sir now?

\@/ :D \@/

[Firestone2489]

Well I believe in mutual respect. So a sir is justifiable in certain situations.

[Cuclean]

Well I believe in mutual respect. So a sir is justifiable in certain situations.

So's your face! :p

[Sweet_Adeline]

Anyway...

We were thinking Aaron could be maid of honor.

[By-tor]

I am sooooo gonna be the drunk uncle for this ceremony.

[Firestone2489]

Is this going to be a church wedding?

[By-tor]

If the Rev. Phitzpatrick doesn't perform the "I do's" it will not be legal.

[Sweet_Adeline]

Maybe we could get a random celebrity to officiate.

*Edit* ^What he said.

[Aaron]

I am sooooo gonna be the drunk uncle for this ceremony.

You're the drunk uncle at EVERYTHING

[phit_demon]

If the Rev. Phitzpatrick doesn't perform the "I do's" it will not be legal.

I don't come cheap, but then you get what you pay for.

[By-tor]

I don't come cheap, but then you get what you pay for.That's what she said.

[ChuckMcButcalf]

Wait... we have a thread?

[Scottbob75]

yea you do

[Mallory]

Wait... we have a thread?

YOU STOLE WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY DAMN YOU!

So...um...hi?

[NomenNescio]

Hi!

So...how are things?

[Mallory]

Things are good...you?

[NomenNescio]

Um...good, too. Yeah.



Gee, I was really hoping someone else would pick up in this thread.




http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a209/Aleister_Crow/633518901894979165-awkward-moments-.jpg

[ChuckMcButcalf]

Well looky here! Chuck Vs Mal 31 - The Caine-Lipton Theory is up on iTunes. I expect discussions of Mallory's prosthetic ass to follow. That is all.

[TomHarrington]

I expect discussions of Mallory's prosthetic ass to follow.

An artificial ass? A prosthetic pooper? A bugus buttocks? A fabricated fanny? A counterfeit keister? An unreal rump? A synthetic seat?!

Now I have to listen! :)

[TomHarrington]

iTunes isn't working on my computer. Let me know if you guys host it on your site.

I may never know the truth about Mallory. Now I'm "bummed."

[Mallory]

iTunes isn't working on my computer. Let me know if you guys host it on your site.

I may never know the truth about Mallory. Now I'm "bummed."

I see what you did there..."bummed"...nice.

It is now up here (http://www.chuckvsmal.com/podcasts/2010/1/3/chuck-vs-mal-episode-31-the-caine-lipton-theory.html)

[ChuckMcButcalf]

iTunes isn't working on my computer. Let me know if you guys host it on your site.

I may never know the truth about Mallory. Now I'm "bummed."

I will berate our web guru (the synthetic seated one, herself) until she posts it on the website.

Oh wait... she beat me to it.

Enjoy Tom!

[Mallory]

*cough*

While you were posting about berating me I was already doing it! HA!

/flex

[TomHarrington]

Yay! Now my inquiry can go forward.

Mallory, just relax.
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/1378/glove.jpg
You may feel some pressure... ;)

[Mallory]

Yay! Now my inquiry can go forward.

Mallory, just relax.
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/1378/glove.jpg
You may feel some pressure... ;)

Yeah, that's not creepy at all...

[TomHarrington]

Yeah, that's not creepy at all...

Like "concave ass" creepy or something else?

[Mallory]

Like "concave ass" creepy or something else?

touche

[TomHarrington]

touche :)

And God is not Great, but Christopher Hitchens is. That book rules, even though if you've read his stuff before you will have already heard most of it.

[Mallory]

:)

And God is not Great, but Christopher Hitchens is. That book rules, even though if you've read his stuff before you will have already heard most of it.

I haven't read his stuff...I keep meaning to finish the book it's just me being lazy.

[TomHarrington]

Those accents were pretty good, you guys.





















































http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/5287/facepalmgy.jpg;)

[ChuckMcButcalf]

Those accents were pretty good, you guys.





















































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ACTING!! SWEET ACTING!!!

[RobinHoodDaffy]

ACTING!! SWEET ACTING!!!

Keep out of my Kool-Aid!

[Mallory]

Keep out of my Kool-Aid!

We never said we were acting well.

[Aaron]

/flex

Is an only child
he's waiting in the park

[Mallory]

Is an only child
he's waiting in the park

You are a strange, strange man Aaron. What is this even supposed to mean?

[Aaron]

You are a strange, strange man Aaron. What is this even supposed to mean?

Google it and then watch the youtube video

[Sweet_Adeline]

Yea, still strange :p

[Aaron]

Rag off, man! ...I SAID RAG OFF!

http://www.dvdtimes.co.uk/images/ChrisKaye/simpsons3_13.jpg

[Scottbob75]

Raise your hand if you had any of these in the last 24 hours?
http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A1353/135315/300_135315.jpg

























































http://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/blog/uploaded_images/ist2_2447147_raised_hand-740388.jpg

[BallsMonkey]

Raise your hand if you had any of these in the last 24 hours?
http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A1353/135315/300_135315.jpg

























































http://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/blog/uploaded_images/ist2_2447147_raised_hand-740388.jpg

Way to rub it in, Scott.

[ChuckMcButcalf]

http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A1353/135315/300_135315.jpg

Coincidentally, the pizza rolls in question were had with that hand.

[Mallory]

TMI Scott, TMI.

[Mallory]

Google it and then watch the youtube video

Yup, you're still weird. I said flex...not reflex dorkus :)

Also, wow, Duran Duran is terrible. Who knew?

[PrimitiveMan]

http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A1353/135315/300_135315.jpg

Coincidentally, the pizza rolls in question were had with that hand.

OWNED!!

[Aaron]

I said flex...not reflex dorkus :)

Sigh...


The ChuckVsMal thread: Where comedy comes to die...

[phit_demon]

Slag off...I SAID SLAG OFF!.

http://www.dvdtimes.co.uk/images/ChrisKaye/simpsons3_13.jpg
FTFY.

Also, wow, Duran Duran is terrible. Who knew?

Blasphemy!

[Mallory]

Sigh...


The ChuckVsMal thread: Where comedy comes to die...

I think the fact that I had to google joke implied the comedic effect of said joke had already died.


Blasphemy!

I'll admit that "Hungry Like the Wolf" is fun to sing on Rock Band but other than that? Yuck. And I am a huuuuuuuge fan of pop music. :)

[phit_demon]

I'll admit that "Hungry Like the Wolf" is fun to sing on Rock Band but other than that? Yuck. And I am a huuuuuuuge fan of pop music. :)

I forget that you like N*Sync, and as such have ghastly taste in music.

[Mallory]

I forget that you like N*Sync, and as such have ghastly taste in music.

It's *NSYNC thank you very much...and I make no apologies, I'm used to people mocking my true love.

[Antonio_Bay]

I forget that you like N*Sync, and as such have ghastly taste in music.

I'm not ashamed to say, Dirty Pop is poptastic!

[Aaron]

FTFY.

I'm just happy my memory got me as close as it did!

[phit_demon]

I'm just happy my memory got me as close as it did!
I was going to post something about you being an old man and losing your mind, but whilst googling I found a picture that just made me cackle, so I'll post that instead:


http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/ConfusedOldManNoTV.jpg

"Mental! Mental! Chicken Oriental!"

[BallsMonkey]

I forget that you like N*Sync, and as such have ghastly taste in music.

Hold on a second. Are you implying that N*SYNC is not......GOOD music?

Why I never!

[Scottbob75]

Hold on a second. Are you implying that N*SYNC is not......GOOD music?

Why I never!

It's okay dude. Here is your CD Walkman player with N*SYNC mixed CD

[BallsMonkey]

It's okay dude. Here is your CD Walkman player with N*SYNC mixed CD

Tubular!

[Mallory]

I know you guys are doing it to incur my wrath...but I can't let it slide anymore!

It's *NSYNC because the * replace the ' in the term "in synch" and I can explain why it's spelled incorrectly but I'm already looking lame enough.

Although, I just realized that the * could also replace the space they get rid of. Hmmmm. OH WELL, I AM THE *NSYNC EXPERT HERE NOT YOU!

[Scottbob75]

Umm who really cares, Mal. It's not like your getting paid to do this

[Mallory]

Umm who really cares, Mal. It's not like your getting paid to do this

It's a matter of pride! I have spent the last 10 years of my life learning as much as possible about them and I feel the need to defend them! And I guess...show off my knowledge...though most of it is embarrassing.

[Scottbob75]

Moist!!!!!!!!

[Mallory]

Nothing makes me happier than the fact the ads up there now show a bunch of *NSYNC stuff! WOO!

[phit_demon]

...I AM THE *NSYNC EXPERT HERE...

It's a matter of pride!

I have spent the last 10 years of my life learning as much as possible about them
Wow, it's like you just created a cool points black hole. You're so far in the red that I'm not sure if there's any way back for you.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

It's a matter of pride! I have spent the last 10 years of my life learning as much as possible about them and I feel the need to defend them! And I guess...show off my knowledge...though most of it is embarrassing.

I get it, Mal. I freaked out the people at work yesterday with my rather expansive knowledge of Sesame Street. They looked at me like I was a child rapist. I can't believe how the Muppets have fallen from the public graces. What the fuck is wrong with people?

Of course, I still don't give a rat's ass about the 'Sync but, hey, I respect your obsession. :D

[Aaron]

I can't believe how the Muppets have fallen from the public graces. What the fuck is wrong with people?

I think the real question is What the fuck is wrong with The Muppets? They ain't what they used to be. I blame Disney.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

I think the real question is What the fuck is wrong with The Muppets? They ain't what they used to be. I blame Disney.

Disney yes, but also the Muppets suffer from being the product of a visionary. When they lost Jim, the vision was gone, and no one has risen to take his place. It's sad, really. However, that does not change the fact that everything they did before Jim died, is golden and should not be forgotten.

[phit_demon]

...everything they did before Jim died, is golden and should not be forgotten.

*funaki*

[Mallory]

Wow, it's like you just created a cool points black hole. You're so far in the red that I'm not sure if there's any way back for you.

I had cool points to begin with?

I was wrong about how long I've liked them btw. It all began, for me, in 1998 so it's been 11 going on 12 years. SIGH.

The last 9 years or so I haven't been actively obsessed. 1998-2003 though, holy shit. I can't bring myself to get rid of the memorobilia and all that but it's not displayed. I just don't see the point in hiding that I love them and will be the happiest person in the universe if they ever decide to reunite. I'm not holding my breath though.

That being said, they're in my itunes but no on my iPod, I have dvds but haven't watched them in ages and the only *NSYNC related thing I display are ticket stubs from concerts on my bulletin board. I'm not as crazy as I sound, I swear.

[phit_demon]

I was wrong about how long I've liked them btw. It all began, for me, in 1998 so it's been 11 going on 12 years. SIGH.
"Dig up, stoopid!"

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/dig-up-stupid-2.jpg

[Mallory]

"Dig up, stoopid!"

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/dig-up-stupid-2.jpg

Hey, do I get any credit for not being ashamed of the love *NSYNC and I share?

[phit_demon]

Hey, do I get any credit for not being ashamed of the love *NSYNC and I share?

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/facepalm1.jpg

[Mallory]

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/facepalm1.jpg

Ok, ok I'll stop.

In actual CvM news, this week we have a special guest! So be sure and listen!

Also, there will probably be some announcements on where to get the 'cast now that gcast is going under.

[Scottbob75]

Oh no, What will happen with Chuck vs Mal and the hit podcast Who Would Win in a Fight?

[ChuckMcButcalf]

OK, gang. Episode 32 - Chuck & Mal Visit The Ministry of Naughty Bits w/ special guest Scott Campbell of NeedCoffee. Now live. Run time 1:10:40. Listen now for lots of new ammunition to use against Mallory!

[Mallory]

You can get episode 32 on iTunes or you can go to the CvM site and navigate around...or to be simple just click here (http://www.chuckvsmal.com/podcasts/2010/1/9/chuck-vs-mal-episode-32-chuck-mal-visit-the-ministry-of-naug.html). You're welcome.

[Mallory]

This week Chuck recorded us without us knowing...SIGH.

You can get episode 33 at iTunes or find it on the site here (http://www.chuckvsmal.com/podcasts/2010/1/16/chuck-vs-mal-episode-33-the-pongian-fertility-god.html).

The official description is:
This week is the proper return of Chuck's brother Pong to the show. Plus: Chuck abandoned us all, Mal defends her bitchin' tatts, and no one ever wants to eat apple cobbler again. You'll either love it or hate it, or think it's ok. It's Chuck Vs Mal.