New Quote Game Round 3

[ratm1966]

Okay, here is a new guess the quote thread. You can use quotes from either a movie or TV series. I will start the first quote. It is from a movie.

"You're the voice crying out in the wilderness. You're the voice that makes my brain burn and my guts go gooey. Yeah, you gut me. My insides spill on your alter and tell the future. My steaming, gleaming guts spell out your nature."

[ratm1966]

I know this is a very off the wall movie, so I will also give a hint. The character who said it was the "Eat me, beat me" lady.

[towelie99]

Usurper! Usurper! So my [censored] internet was down! Sue me! [censored] you! Usurper!

[ratm1966]

Okay, there have been a lot of views here, but not many guesses. Maybe I have stumped everyone. Okay, here is another hint....Happy Harry Hardon

[Zens_7s]

Pish, why need to give a hint. Pump up the Volume...You see, you can talk when you want to.

[ratm1966]

Zens is on a roll tonight. It is your turn to post a quote on this thread.

[Zens_7s]

Pish this "roll" stuff. I am only on a roll because Denyse loaned me some good [censored] that is rolled. So I am giving this quote up to my homegirl, 'cuase she knows her [censored] too, dawg.

[Zen puts down the Hiphoptionary, and takes a relaxing step back for a moment...]

[Denyse]

Thank you to the Gentlewoman from Illinos for giving me the floor. Unfortunately, I've lost some brain cells tonight (from laughing, you smart asses), so I'll have to throw out a semi-hard one -
"I've seen a lot of sexually perverse photographs involving tennis rackets."

[ratm1966]

I was gonna wait on this one....but what the hell....

Heathers

[Denyse]

Thank god...Now I can go home.

[Zens_7s]

But DUDE...you are home. I am looking right at you. So wierd...

[ratm1966]

Okay, I will post this quote, then I am off. Gotta get up early for work. If anyone gets it right, I will let them know tomorrow...actually, later today...damn.

"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."

[Denyse]

You're kidding, right Spicoli? Please tell me you are kidding. Or is this the fastest finger question?

If that was too obtuse, the answer is Fast Times At Ridgemont High

[ratm1966]

Hey! It was like 12:30 AM here and that was all I could come up with. But yeah, you are right once again. I guess it is your turn.

[ratm1966]

Hey, I just noticed this one.....
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so I'll have to throw out a semi-hard one

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hehe hehe, heh heh....she said "semi-hard one"

[Efexeye]

Way to steal my thread dude........

[NOFX]

Whose turn is it

[Denyse]

Mine, but I need time for my brain to wake up...Gimme like...an hour.

[ratm1966]

Dude, I didn't steal your thread. If you would look at yours, we are keeping both running. This way, more people can get involved when one person posts a quote that seems to stump everyone.

[Denyse]

OK, I'm awake now...Here you go!

"What's Washington like? Well its like Calcutta, surrounded by beggars. The only difference is the beggars in Washington wear 1500 dollar suits and they don't say please or thank you."

Have at it!

[ratm1966]

Um, that one is from Traffic. I just wish I knew the one on the other thread....it is a stumper.

[DangerSeeker]

I have to agree. Having two separate threads keeps the game going, as the other thread was hitting a lag. We're just creating an American League and a National League. I won't say which is which, so as not to discourage all the fuzzy little phorners

[Denyse]

Yeah, it's a stumper when you look it up on IMDB, and it's not there, huh, you clever boy... /forums/images/icons/wink.gif In any case, the floor is yours.

[ratm1966]

What is IMDB?

NE ways....wait, that is the same number of character spaces as anyways.....this is an easy one, as my lunch break is almost over and I have to get back to work.

"I don't know. I was lucky, but then I have always been lucky when it comes to killing."

[ratm1966]

Hint # 1.....It's a western.

[Zens_7s]

The Unforgiven?

[ratm1966]

Yup....you get to post the next quote.

[Zens_7s]

Wow - that was a total guess. I have not seen it in years. Here goes...

"In vain have I struggled, it will not do. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you."

[Denyse]

Girlfriend...That's mean. Did they even have sound when that came out?

[ratm1966]

I am not even gonna guess this one, because no matter what I said, the guys would probably ridicule me for having watched it.

Wait, I just admitted to watching it. Okay, the lady I was dating at the time wanted to watch it. I had no choice. She found my handcuffs when I was asleep and cuffed me to the chair.

[Zens_7s]

Sure she MADE you watch it. Yeah, they had sound when the good version came out...I want to say more, but I will refrain from giving too much more away.

[Denyse]

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when the good version came out

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Seriously...There was more than one? Damn...Where have I been?

Oh, yeah, I've been here...

[ozchick]

I think its either Emma or Pride &amp; Prejudice... i'm sure its one of those period flicks!

[ratm1966]

Hey Zens 7s, I do believe she guessed it right.

[Zens_7s]

She did! Sorry - I left the house for a bit to go get Culver's Frozen Custard. Most of you non-Wisconsinites/Illinoisians do not know the beauty that is Culvers. They even have cheese curds.

I knew I liked that OzChick. Next time I have a Colin Firtho'Festival she is invited. You're up OzChick!

[ozchick]

Colin Firtho'Festival? Think I'd prefer a Colin Farrell Festival! But its all jiggy!

A quote a quote....hmmmmmmm... we'll give this one a go (hard to think of a quote off the top of my head when I'm at work and not at home surrounded by movies!)

"Palm trees.. Damn! You know what that means?
Yeah... Watch out for falling coconuts."

[towelie99]

Karate Kid

[ratm1966]

If you got that right after only 2 minutes.......Oh yeah, and you watched the Karate Kid movies?

Wax on, coolness off.

[ozchick]

poop - too easy obviously!!!
/forums/images/icons/grin.gif
go for it towelie...

[ozchick]

hey man - don't diss the karate kid! /forums/images/icons/mad.gif He was all sorts of cool in 1984!!!

[towelie99]

Just because that movie came out when you were in high school and I was, like 8 or something, no reason to be bitter. /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif

[towelie99]

OK, here we go. This one's obscure, yet related to some of the others. Movies, that is.

(Immediately after a minor gun battle)
"OK. We just found out that he can add and he can subtract."

Annnnnnnnndddddddddd Go!

[ratm1966]

Actually, depending on when in 1984 it was released, I could have actually already graduated high school.

[towelie99]

Let's not fight anymore, ratm!

[ratm1966]

Fighting? I didn't think we were fighting. I just saw the release date of the movie and was like "Damn, I graduated high school 19 years ago?"

[Zens_7s]

Damn dude, in 1984 I was 7. If you take that and multiply it by 12, divide it by Denyse's bra size, and take the square root of that number, you can figure out my I.Q. Frickin' mind boggling.

[ratm1966]

Let's see....7 X 12 is 84. Divide that by 36 and you get 2.3333333333333. The square root of that is.....
1.5275252316519466688626823979093

[Zens_7s]

That is exactly correct!!! I am in the profoundly retarded range, and it is fun here. We have cookies, and sweet nectar, and midget porn. Everything a happy girl needs.

[TomHarrington]

My god, she's a supbra genius! /forums/images/icons/ooo.gif

[ratm1966]

So, I guessed the 36 right? I was trying to guess from the pictures that were posted on another thread....if that was actually her.

[Denyse]

It was and it is and that scares me...

[ratm1966]

Well, I am a cop...so, I pride myself at being able to check out the cute chicks.....uh, I mean look at someone and be able to give a fairly accurate description. Yeah, that's it.

[TomHarrington]

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We have cookies, and sweet nectar, and midget porn. Everything a happy girl needs.

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Yes, and shiny things for us men folk.

[Zens_7s]

You and Towlie are cops? Dear lord, that is way too fun. It is nice to see the strong arm of the law being handled by the more entertaining citizens.

Hey Denyse, remember that time the cop said "I am a police office. Lay down on your back and do everything the nice officer tells you to." and you fell for it! Damn, that was a funny night. (this is to retaliate for the previous fireman/firepoll comment)

[ratm1966]

towlie isn't a cop....we just work together right now....I am not currently working as a cop at this moment. I have been work outside of my career field the past few years.

[code6enterprises]

Ooo, Let's play the guess the career game.

[karmattack]

Code6, your avatar is awesome, but I have to say that it looks like a picture of Cyclops hitting optic-blast puberty.

[NOFX]

If no one is gonna guess on towwelies quote cn I post a new one.

[psychofiend]

The quote game is deader than dead, lets let it go. Becuase after all that's what it would have wanted.

[DangerSeeker]

We have to wait. THat's the way to prevent anarchy!

A hint would be nice, though.

[ratm1966]

Is it Bed of Roses? You know, that was the best movie ever made. Sniff sniff....I think I actually cried in this one.

Okay, I didn't cry.

[towelie99]

No, it's not Bed of Roses, you [censored] 'mo. You are on the right track with Christian Slater, though. Here's another quote from the same movie, where our hero goes into a gun store:

CLERK: "Can I help you" (Not exact)

HERO: "Yes, I want a big gun that holds a lot of bullets!"

CLERK: "God bless you, young man!"

So how about now. Any clearer?

[THX1138]

Kuffs.
If it is the HERO says: I'm looking for a really big gun which holds a lot of bullets.

[Omaru]

is it from broken arrow?

[ratm1966]

Kuffs is right, I just don't think towlie is gonna be on tonight to make it official.

[THX1138]

For more rapid results use your new D code on your Mercicontrol card. Thank you.

Try that one out for size.

[ratm1966]

Dang! Where is towlie at? He needs to confirm the winner so we can get a new quote up. He must be having probs with his internet again.

[THX1138]

I did post the new quote.

"For more rapid results use your new D code on your Mercicontrol card. Thank you."

[ratm1966]

Oh, my bad.

[THX1138]

It's no problem I see how it could be a little confusing.

[meandmyshadow]

Lucas loves you, this I know. Your name is the answer.

[THX1138]

Way to go fellow newbie you got the answer. It's your go. For those who don't understand the movie was THX-1138.

[meandmyshadow]

Let's do an easy one.

"I'd go down on a lawman for a gallon of gas."

[ozchick]

Natural Born Killers I'm pretty sure....

In the hopes that I am right here is my quote: (if I'm not - feel free to ignore it!): grin:

"As usual, marijuana saves an otherwise disastrous day"

(if someone else confirms this is correct - carry the game on as I'm not sure when I'll be next online to check it)

[THX1138]

Idol Hands. Snoogins.

[meandmyshadow]

That's correct, Dorothy (Oz chick).

[THX1138]

I am thinking by the pic she means Frank Oz. But that is just a guess.

[jjcourtright]

I always assumed it was because she was from Australia.

[ozchick]

Yep JJ wins re my name - I'm from Australia (didn't even notice the 'Oz' connection to my pic!!) /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

THX1138 is right about Idle Hands - your turn dude!

[ratm1966]

So, what is the new quote we have to try and guess?

[code6enterprises]

We have to wait for THX to post it.

[towelie99]

Sounds familiar. There another person always doing that. Oh wait, that's me!

100 posts. Yeaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[straitshooter11]

"growing boys need tang" - erics mom

"dale you giblet head" -hank hill

[code6enterprises]

What?

[Omaru]

I think he's posting quotes but giving us the answers, which is okay since it's THX's turn

[THX1138]

This is an easy one. Well if I were guessing it would be.

"I love you." "I know."

Sorry I didn't post it has been a long day.

[Dave]

Jebus, that's easy.
Empire Strikes Back

[THX1138]

Told you it was an easy one. I figured since my other quote has been so merciless I should give someone else a chance. Plus I was had it on when I was trying to think of a quote. So that would make it your turn.

[Dave]

Well this one should be pretty easy too.
"I must warn you, I'm Roger Moore."

Guess away!

[ratm1966]

The Cannonball Run?

[Dave]

yep right before ole Bond gets his glass jaw busted in a bar fight. your go!

[ratm1966]

Okay, here is the new quote.....

"I've been kidnapped by the village idiot."

[FanGirl]

Is it Ants..err..Antz?

[ratm1966]

Wow! That was too easy. I thought maybe a cartoon reference might throw some people off track. I guess I was wrong.

Your turn to post a quote FanGirl.

[FanGirl]

one of my personal favorite quotes...

"How would Christ benefit by me sticking my tongue in her mouth?"

[ratm1966]

Orgazmo?

[FanGirl]

Very nice..I guess too easy as well...

Now you are the one that is it.

[ratm1966]

Okay, here goes...this one might be easy too....

What do we know?! If I know what we know then I could tell you what we know and if anyone else knows!

[FanGirl]

Conspiracy Theory

[ratm1966]

Yup...your turn again.

[FanGirl]

This may be too easy, but...

"Fine. You die and she walks out of here with a sever limp."

[ratm1966]

Is it from the Buffy the Vampire Slayer show?

[FanGirl]

Nope

[ELPARKINO]

thats easy...Wierd science! i love john Hughes!
so its my turn now?

[ELPARKINO]

ok...my quote
I'm a fu**ing idiot 'cause I can't make a lamp?
No, you're a genius 'cause you can't make a lamp.

[ozchick]

wow you do love john hughes - its the Breakfast Club - baby yeah! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[ELPARKINO]

right-o my friend!

[ozchick]

ok....

"Nice shoes.. Is there a mission to the moon later?"

[ELPARKINO]

ok...what?
post a quote!

[ozchick]

I did - "Nice shoes.. Is there a mission to the moon later?" /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[ELPARKINO]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA im sorry...i'm an idiot...i thought that was your signature

[straitshooter11]

oh what the [censored], this was a [censored] guessing game, god damnit

[FanGirl]

Is it "Can't Hardly Wait"?

[jjcourtright]

I don't really remember that line, but it could certainly be something said to "Special-K".

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Just praying for some to quote one of the 'Breakin' movies? I haven't seen that in years to be able to quote it. Of course you could just type, "ahhhhhh" for when Turbo fell down the stairs in "Electric Boogaloo."

[ozchick]

Yep Fangirl's right - its from Can't Hardly Wait... your turn...

[FanGirl]

"The news said it's raining in New York."

[FanGirl]

Is this too hard of a quote? No one has even made a guess.

[ratm1966]

To be honest with you....I haven't got a clue. A hint?

[code6enterprises]

Yea, it's too vauge.

[psychofiend]

It's gunna kill me if I don't know what the [censored] it is!!!!

[Omaru]

Im making a wild guess here but either ghostbusters films

[FanGirl]

It's one of my favorite lines in the film. I'll set the scene and that might help a little. It's towards the end of the movie. The main characters have just made a huge decision to basically walk into certain death. There is a moment of silence and then one of the characters says "The news says it's raining in New York." It cuts to the next scene.

I guess this was pretty difficult.

[ratm1966]

Joe Versus the Volcano?

[Omaru]

Godzilla

[code6enterprises]

Armageddon

[FanGirl]

Way off on all accounts. Another hint.

"We can put you in Queens at the time of the crime."
"I live in Queens...."

[karmattack]

Thelma and Louise?

[Razorback]

Oh man... I know that line but I can't place it.

RB

[FanGirl]

This movie has won an acedemy award with in the last 10 years. That should narrow it down a bit.

[Razorback]

Oh... The Usual Suspects.

RB

[FanGirl]

You are correct. For those who haven't seen it, run out now and rent it!

[Razorback]

Ok, I guess it is my turn. This one should be easy:

"Twenty-five thousand bucks. That's a lot of money to pay for a dame without a head."

RB

[THX1138]

Citizen Kane

[Razorback]

Ahhh... our trusty 1138 comes through.

RB

[THX1138]

Here we go try this one on for size.

"Relax, mom. He's hot for an old guy. I can admit it. Why can't you?"

[Razorback]

Sounds like something one of my cousins recently said about Harrison Ford. Am I on a reality show or something?

RB

[THX1138]

Actually yeah I think you are. I thought I heard it was on Animal Planet. Oh wait that was my reality show. No I haven't heard anything about your reality tv show yet.

[Razorback]

I give up... what movie?

RB

[THX1138]

Has everyone given up on these threads to go flame the idiots that have infested our board?

[FanGirl]

I think that is the case.

[NOFX]

Hey is the qoute from Friends the TV show cause we are allowed to do TV shows so am I right

[Kep]

Eight Legged Freaks?

[THX1138]

Wow, Kep you got it your go.

[Kep]

Cool! My turn then:

"If it wasn't for me, they'd think surreal was a breakfast food."

[Droogan_Leader]

Is it from "The Moderns"? I think it is...

[Kep]

BINGO! NEXT!

[Droogan_Leader]

Thanks, Kep. Alright everyone, I'm going to Busch Gardens today, so I won't be around to pass the torch. Here's an easy one, so whoever gets it first goes next:

"We've lost the beeps, we've lost the sweeps, and we've lost the creeps!"

And...go!

[Razorback]

Spaceballs

RB

[Razorback]

I am going to make mine even easier:

"He is anxious to see you. After all these years, we were beginning to think you weren't coming."

RB

[FanGirl]

Gee, Attack of the Clones...

[Razorback]

The greatest movie ever made. Good job.

RB

[FanGirl]

*sigh* greatest..whatever...moving on....

"I've waited my whole life to say this. We come in Peace."

[MinerWerks]

EXPLORERS?

[FanGirl]

You are correct! I really thought that was going to be difficult.

[MinerWerks]

Cool, a good guess on my part!

How 'bout this one:

"This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again."

[Razorback]

GHOST WORLD.

RB

[MinerWerks]

Yep!

[Razorback]

"It's the same thing your whole life; clean up your room, stand up straight, pick up your feet, take it like a man, be nice to your sister, don't mix beer and wine ever. Oh yeah, don't drive on the railroad track."

RB

[Zens_7s]

Groundhog Day

[Razorback]

Oh yeah... I make these too easy. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

RB

[karmattack]

...and Zens makes them impossible. Why'd you have to set her up, man?

[Razorback]

Hey... I was going to go with "Don't get me wrong, Obi-Wan is a great mentor; as wise as Master Yoda and as powerful as Master Windu, I am truly thankful to be his apprentice." /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

RB

[karmattack]

Caddyshack?

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Ok, was that a question, or was that just you saying you were going to say that, because I think know that answer. I loved Episode 2. But, I am praying to the star wars gods that episode 3 is way better than that non-well acted movie. The only ones who truly deserved any credit in Episode 2 was Ewan McGregor and Yoda. </font color>

[ratm1966]

No, he isn't posting a quote. Zens_7s guessed it correctly, so she gets to post the next quote.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Eh, I figured. But, I was a little confused, so I had to ask! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif *waits for someone to look at her and say duh* </font color>

[Kittyminx]

*looks at ILPSmurf* Duh! /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[Razorback]

I agree... but I did not think it was (intrinsically) badly acted. Lucas directed his actors to do just what they gave. So if you have a problem with the actors take it up with Lucas, this is (for whatever reason) how he wants them to act.

So is it bad acting? From a certain point of view. Or is it good acting that most people do not like? Whatever. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

RB

[Droogan_Leader]

Can I post a quote? I really, really want to, if Zens will give me the floor, of course.

By the way, I'm sad to say this, but rumors of Lucas even considering members of N Sync as Jedi, well, I made up my mind then and there....

...and shed a tear for the whole human race.

[brycejmcewen]

Why? What does it matter? If they can do it, then why not? You can't discriminate against someone simply because they were in a pop band. Next thing you know, you're going to want whitey to ride at the back of the bus.

[Droogan_Leader]

Maybe I already want whitey at the back of the bus...did you think of that, huh, huh?

Besides, what would the members of N'Sync do with their light sabers? I shudder to think...

[brycejmcewen]

I'm shuddering now too.

[Razorback]

Then you were predisposed to disliking some move by Lucas. It did not bother me that he considered them. What does it have to do with my enjoyment of the movie?

RB