Aaron's Zombie Cafe

[Aaron]

We serve brains and... well that's mostly it.
Pull up a seat and groan while we wait for the idiots inside the school to fall over or run into us.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/lottieloo/jp/Aleksi_Zombies_boxcover_600_600.jpg

[BallsMonkey]

You know, being the token black guy I'm surprised I lasted as long as I did.

Still, this zombie thing aint so bad, brains are actually pretty tasty.....dactyl.

[Aaron]

I keep forgetting you're black.

God bless colour-free internet forums

[Aaron]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/funny-pictures-zombie-kitten-cat.jpg

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/895/20070711zombies1jb5.jpg

http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/4258/zombiewarn1sd7.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/funny-pictures-these-cats-are-zombies.jpg

[BallsMonkey]

http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/4258/zombiewarn1sd7.jpg


http://allisonkilkenny.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/dick-cheney-heart-ailment.jpg

ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sheriff]

*gurawwwww*

[Antonio_Bay]

http://bitacoreando.com/wp-content/uploads/LOLcats/01/funny-pictures-zombie-cat-returns-from-the-dead.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-pictures-your-child-watched-too-many-zombie-movies.jpg

[Kernal2306]

Save me a seat cuz I will be on my way soon.

[Cheney]

http://allisonkilkenny.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/dick-cheney-heart-ailment.jpg

ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:eek: GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDPA. It sucked having the last name cheney as a kid. "Hey DICK cheney. hahahahaha." Kids are cruel, their brains are delicious. Wait I haven't turned, yet, or can I not come in here?

[Sweet_Adeline]

Wait I haven't turned, yet, or can I not come in here?

Sure you have. They've thrown you over the edge I suppose.

[PrimitiveMan]

All we want to do is eat your brains.

We're not unreasonable; I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes..

[beckpoppins]

All we want to do is eat your brains.

We're not unreasonable; I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes..

i shit you not, one of the most romantic things a boy ever did was sing that song to me in public and then he gave me a homemade zombie jewelry box.

i swooned.

[JK]

:eek: GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDPA. It sucked having the last name cheney as a kid. "Hey DICK cheney. hahahahaha." Kids are cruel, their brains are delicious. Wait I haven't turned, yet, or can I not come in here?

It's been proven somewhere on these boards, that I am, in fact, Dick Cheney. Ask Zens (if she ever posts here again :rolleyes: :()

[Shäne]

It's been proven somewhere on these boards, that I am, in fact, Dick Cheney.

Now I'm picturing Dick Cheney riding your bike. :D

[BallsMonkey]

i shit you not, one of the most romantic things a boy ever did was sing that song to me in public and then he gave me a homemade zombie jewelry box.

i swooned.

Really

*gets to work on homemade zombie jewelry box*




.....wait, even better


*hunts down same boy and forces him to build it for me*

[Alexsad]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VDkvYHkHCqY/ReJUl_kDzOI/AAAAAAAAAFI/8Yo2P2U4g-A/s400/cranberries.jpg

Well I never had a chance to be a part of QSE Murder Mystery 4, but I did invite these guys.

[joep144]

Hanging out at the Zombie Cafe I anxiously await my first meal as an undead. While waiting for the next bit of fresh meat I hear the dulcet tones of one of my favorite living.

Zombie Stomp (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVQ19Auuto0)

Obviously I'm not the only hungry Zombie here.

[Scottbob75]

Zombie-American (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2907/zombieamerican-chapter-one-from-ed-helms?utm_campaign=newsletter070209&utm_content=fv4&utm_medium=email&utm_source=newsletter&utm_term=fd)

[Omaru]

I'd get Joe some brains, he may re-murder you if you don't serve him soon.

[beckpoppins]

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s63/yourcelebrity/zombie_pinup.jpg


hello boys

[Cuclean]

*Flies overhead*


Eat my dust beeatches! :p

[Antonio_Bay]

*Flies overhead*


Eat my dust beeatches! :p

* can't comment because I was blown up. *

:p

[Cuclean]

* can't comment because I was blown up. *

:p

Eat your own dust! Bitch! :p

It was confusion that took you out. :D

[Antonio_Bay]

I went out in a glorious way!

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-pictures-bomb-squad-cat-chooses-the-blue-wire.jpg

[BOP TILL U DROP]

If I'm a Vegitarian, can I really be a zombie? I mean, I can eat other Vegetarians or Vegans, right?

[Cheney]

Isn't being a vegitarian only having to consist with animals? And if so that makes humans open game right?

[Sweet_Adeline]

Aren't humans technically animals?

[beckpoppins]

ya, i was a member of PETA for way too long.... they never said we could eat people.

[Sweet_Adeline]

ya, i was a member of PETA for way too long

Aww man, I think I know which of us is the evil twin.

[beckpoppins]

Aww man, I think I know which of us is the evil twin.

i always kinda knew :o

[Sweet_Adeline]

i always kinda knew :o

Too bad... too bad...

[BOP TILL U DROP]

So it's cool that I'm a zombie? I don't think I've quite turned yet. I'm going to be the first zombie to starve to death...

[Cheney]

So it's cool that I'm a zombie? I don't think I've quite turned yet. I'm going to be the first zombie to starve to death...

*I'm sorry to mention her name, don't castrate me* Lindsay Lohan? :p

[beckpoppins]

*I'm sorry to mention her name, don't castrate me* Lindsay Lohan? :p

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/Johnny_Utah26/Stuff/RIMSHOT.jpg

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Aaaaaahh ha ha ahahaha ha ah ha! *Laughing out loud*

[BallsMonkey]

G'Night Everybody!

[Cheney]

Don't you want some freakin cookies and milk??


Night sir.

[phit_demon]

If I'm a Vegitarian, can I really be a zombie? I mean, I can eat other Vegetarians or Vegans, right?

Nope, just zombie tofu. Sorry.




http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff85/punker_outsiders/vegan_zombie.jpg

[Omaru]

If I'm a Vegitarian, can I really be a zombie? I mean, I can eat other Vegetarians or Vegans, right?

In the day of the dead *cough* remake with Mena Suvari and Ving Rhames, there was a vegetarian who got turned into a zombie, he didn't end up eating his friends either.

[phit_demon]

In the day of the dead *cough* remake with Mena Suvari and Ving Rhames, there was a vegetarian who got turned into a zombie, he didn't end up eating his friends either.

I watched that only two weeks ago. I regretted doing so.

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Nope, just zombie tofu. Sorry.




http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff85/punker_outsiders/vegan_zombie.jpg
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