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Scottish Adam
06-27-2009, 09:58 AM
....and I am already sick of being bombarded with his music.

Literally non stop ALL DAY yesterday on the radio, TV, online.

I'm thinking of killing a wide selection of famous people so that it evens itself out again and we can get back to normality.

The only Michael Jackson I'm interested in now is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujHLpEVssh0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o8rdNR5tmE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opguPNjs2yw

Sha'mo mutha fuckers! :cool:

:D

Jason Shiffy
06-27-2009, 10:47 AM
2 soon...

phit_demon
06-27-2009, 10:51 AM
....and I am already sick of being bombarded with his music.

Literally non stop ALL DAY yesterday on the radio, TV, online.

I'm thinking of killing a wide selection of famous people so that it evens itself out again and we can get back to normality.

The only Michael Jackson I'm interested in now is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujHLpEVssh0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o8rdNR5tmE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opguPNjs2yw

Sha'mo mutha fuckers! :cool:

:D

Fuck off. Seriously. Fuck right off.


Douche nozzle.

TheHangingBrain
06-27-2009, 01:10 PM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a115/outkhazted/newbie4.jpg

Scottish Adam
06-27-2009, 07:45 PM
Fuck off. Seriously. Fuck right off.


Douche nozzle.

Easy tiger :D

My thread is very much tongue and cheek, take it easy :cool:

"I'm forever blowing bubbles" Got to love that banana :eek:

Scottish Adam
06-27-2009, 08:25 PM
http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/8937/jackobucket.gif

http://i40.tinypic.com/2078bip.jpg

http://www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/moonwalk.gif

Scottish Adam
06-27-2009, 08:31 PM
Please note. I'm just having a laugh.

I know that people get up tight and protective when famous people die, as their work reminds them of certain moments in their own lives etc.

But it's just for shits and giggles.

Jason Shiffy
06-27-2009, 08:52 PM
Please note. I'm just having a laugh.

I know that people get up tight and protective when famous people die, as their work reminds them of certain moments in their own lives etc.

But it's just for shits and giggles.

Open your mouth and i'll give you shits and giggles...

Scottish Adam
06-27-2009, 09:09 PM
Open your mouth and i'll give you shits and giggles...

You seem to be obsessed with pissing and shitting in my mouth. :eek:

Is there not somewhere you can go in the Dam to satisfy these fetishes??? :D

I'm straight, plus not up for such nasty, excuse the pun, shit!

Jason Shiffy
06-27-2009, 09:10 PM
You seem to be obsessed with pissing and shitting in my mouth. :eek:

Not the first time I hear it... Open wide!

Threadkiller
06-27-2009, 09:15 PM
It's day 1787 since Rick James died....

beckpoppins
06-27-2009, 09:17 PM
....and I am already sick of being bombarded with his music.

Literally non stop ALL DAY yesterday on the radio, TV, online.

I'm thinking of killing a wide selection of famous people so that it evens itself out again and we can get back to normality.

:D

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/3570/fail10rc1.jpg

TheHangingBrain
06-27-2009, 09:50 PM
Please note. I'm just having a laugh.

I know that people get up tight and protective when famous people die, as their work reminds them of certain moments in their own lives etc.

But it's just for shits and giggles.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a115/outkhazted/lookatthetime.jpg

TomHarrington
06-27-2009, 10:39 PM
So, Scottish Adam, how are you enjoying the site so far? ;)

Sweet_Adeline
06-27-2009, 10:53 PM
Such a friendly bunch!

beckpoppins
06-27-2009, 11:12 PM
Such a friendly bunch!

regular gaggle of kittens.

http://static.rbytes.net/full_screenshots/c/a/cats-and-kittens-screensaver.jpg

ZBarclay
06-28-2009, 02:49 AM
I don't get why everyone is being so hard on him. I thought it was kind of funny...

Sweet_Adeline
06-28-2009, 02:52 AM
So's your face!

Scottish Adam
06-28-2009, 07:16 AM
So, Scottish Adam, how are you enjoying the site so far? ;)

Yeah, it's pretty good. One or two people a tad delicate/ easily offended, other than that it's cool.

One or two camp bitches posting "fail" pics aren't worth the steam off my peepee! :D

Miguel Sanchez
06-28-2009, 07:25 AM
I don't get why everyone is being so hard on him. I thought it was kind of funny...

Word.

Give him a break, he hasn't done anything terrible whatsoever.

Spleck
06-28-2009, 07:42 AM
I thought i'd be annoyed at them too but to be honest they're ll classic songs and i'm just enjoying hearing good music on them channels for a change!

TomHarrington
06-28-2009, 12:16 PM
Yeah, it's pretty good. One or two people a tad delicate/ easily offended, other than that it's cool.

One or two camp bitches posting "fail" pics aren't worth the steam off my peepee! :D

You've been a good sport about it. Once the mob mentality wears off you'll find they're decent folk. Hopefully you'll stick around that long. Cheers!

Omaru
06-28-2009, 12:45 PM
I haven't watched any music channels in a long time and I obviously haven't been to any shops in the past couple of days but I did say to my friend yesterday it'd make a nice change from lady gaga, jamie t and all the other shit I'm fed up of hearing every 5 minutes on radio 1.

Jason Shiffy
06-28-2009, 01:03 PM
Yeah, it's pretty good. One or two people a tad delicate/ easily offended, other than that it's cool.

One or two camp bitches posting "fail" pics aren't worth the steam off my peepee! :D

I just didn't know what it was that made me mad! Change your avatar, you have a kick-inviting face xD

Sweet_Adeline
06-28-2009, 01:16 PM
Day 3 since he died, and life goes on.

Aaron
06-28-2009, 01:21 PM
Day 3 since he died, and life goes on.

Well... not for him, obviously

TheHangingBrain
06-28-2009, 01:25 PM
I don't feel the need to apologize at all. I appreciate anyone trying to get a laugh, but I don't see what's so funny about mocking someone only one day after their death. I myself am guilty of making various jokes about Michael over the years because the jokes were there and they were funny. He wasn't by any means a normal person and nor do I think he was a completely bad person. It's just too soon for that shit I think, maybe ever. I used to take death lightly and openly admit mining a laugh from it if there was one available, but recently I have lost a LOT of people in my life that have been important to me, family or otherwise. I guess the thing is, is that if there is one point that someone should quit catching shit or being looked down upon it is after they die. Decide between whether it's time to make a cruel and bad joke, or take the high road and show a little bit of class and respect. If you chose to get your chuckles from mocking the weak or dead, what does that say about you?

joep144
06-28-2009, 01:26 PM
......hard on

You said Hard on.

BTW: How did the whole roofing thing go? Sorry to bother you when you were up on the roof in 100 degree Iowa summer weather......thought maybe you were done.

JK
06-28-2009, 02:01 PM
Heard a certain cable content provider is going through it's library and flagging every reference to Michael Jackson. Those episodes will apparently never again air :rolleyes: (Robot Chicken, ATHF, Venture Bros, Family Guy, etc...)

Honestly, the guy was creepy.

Miguel Sanchez
06-28-2009, 02:02 PM
I don't feel the need to apologize at all. I appreciate anyone trying to get a laugh, but I don't see what's so funny about mocking someone only one day after their death. I myself am guilty of making various jokes about Michael over the years because the jokes were there and they were funny. He wasn't by any means a normal person and nor do I think he was a completely bad person. It's just too soon for that shit I think, maybe ever. I used to take death lightly and openly admit mining a laugh from it if there was one available, but recently I have lost a LOT of people in my life that have been important to me, family or otherwise. I guess the thing is, is that if there is one point that someone should quit catching shit or being looked down upon it is after they die. Decide between whether it's time to make a cruel and bad joke, or take the high road and show a little bit of class and respect. If you chose to get your chuckles from mocking the weak or dead, what does that say about you?

I would take the piss out of him while he was alive, why would I quit just because he's dead? A person doesn't become a saint just because they're dead.

Miguel Sanchez
06-28-2009, 02:03 PM
Honestly, the guy was creepy.
Word.

Rewatched the Martin Bashir thing with him, he was very strange indeed.

TomHarrington
06-28-2009, 02:15 PM
I don't feel the need to apologize at all. I appreciate anyone trying to get a laugh, but I don't see what's so funny about mocking someone only one day after their death. I myself am guilty of making various jokes about Michael over the years because the jokes were there and they were funny. He wasn't by any means a normal person and nor do I think he was a completely bad person. It's just too soon for that shit I think, maybe ever. I used to take death lightly and openly admit mining a laugh from it if there was one available, but recently I have lost a LOT of people in my life that have been important to me, family or otherwise. I guess the thing is, is that if there is one point that someone should quit catching shit or being looked down upon it is after they die. Decide between whether it's time to make a cruel and bad joke, or take the high road and show a little bit of class and respect. If you chose to get your chuckles from mocking the weak or dead, what does that say about you?

Right. The time to ridicule someone is while they are alive and can experience the ridicule for themselves. I don’t follow that line of thinking. If there is a time to respect someone it is while they are alive. I understand this is contrary to popular thinking. But doesn’t it make sense on some level? People tend to say nice things about someone at their funeral. Maybe it would be nice if we said these things while the person was still alive to hear it?

Michael Jackson was often the target of mean-spirited ridicule, no doubt. But he was also the recipient of adulation from millions of people. You think his mailbox wasn’t overflowing with love letters and fan mail? Be serious now.

What does making fun of the dead Michael Jackson say about me? That I have a sense of humor. That I understand that life is absurd and that anything can be funny, even Nazis or dead pop stars.

Monty Python once pretended to spill the ashes of their fallen comrade, Graham Chapman, during an event honoring the groups achievements (Aspen arts and comedy festival, I think). This was their dead friend that they were making sport of. Was it funny? Wildly so. And I’m sure Graham Chapman would’ve been laughing with them if he weren’t pushing up the daisies.

Again, if anyone deserves consideration it is the living. Screw the dead (necrophilia is the new black).

Remember, humor is intended to incite laughter. Laughter invites joy. Joy is lemony fresh.

Life is a terminal condition. Nobody gets out alive. You can laugh about it or cry about it. Me, I’ll be laughing all the way to the grave. And I invite you to laugh with me or at me.

Just please wait until I’m dead, okay?

TheHangingBrain
06-28-2009, 02:27 PM
Right. The time to ridicule someone is while they are alive and can experience the ridicule for themselves. I don’t follow that line of thinking. If there is a time to respect someone it is while they are alive. I understand this is contrary to popular thinking. But doesn’t it make sense on some level? People tend to say nice things about someone at their funeral. Maybe it would be nice if we said these things while the person was still alive to hear it?

Michael Jackson was often the target of mean-spirited ridicule, no doubt. But he was also the recipient of adulation from millions of people. You think his mailbox wasn’t overflowing with love letters and fan mail? Be serious now.

What does making fun of the dead Michael Jackson say about me? That I have a sense of humor. That I understand that life is absurd and that anything can be funny, even Nazis or dead pop stars.

Monty Python once pretended to spill the ashes of their fallen comrade, Graham Chapman, during an event honoring the groups achievements (Aspen arts and comedy festival, I think). This was their dead friend that they were making sport of. Was it funny? Wildly so. And I’m sure Graham Chapman would’ve been laughing with them if he weren’t pushing up the daisies.

Again, if anyone deserves consideration it is the living. Screw the dead (necrophilia is the new black).

Remember, humor is intended to incite laughter. Laughter invites joy. Joy is lemony fresh.

Life is a terminal condition. Nobody gets out alive. You can laugh about it or cry about it. Me, I’ll be laughing all the way to the grave. And I invite you to laugh with me or at me.

Just please wait until I’m dead, okay?

I have been taken a bit out of context, I am a tasteless bastard and I'm not condemning anyone for having a laugh. I also admit my own hypocrisy, I did make fun of the man when he was alive, as I do most folks. I just like to kid around. I did respect the man when he lived, he had an amazing voice and changed the shape of pop music, what's not to respect? He was also a complete loony and may have been a pedophile.

Wouldn't wedo ourselves good to show just a tad bit of respect? At least let the rigor mortis set in before you start throwing out tasteless jokes. Comedy shouldn't always be at the expense of another person (even though it's some of the best).

Scottish Adam
06-28-2009, 02:49 PM
I just didn't know what it was that made me mad! Change your avatar, you have a kick-inviting face xD

Who the fuck you giving orders to?

Jealousy is a terrible thing, do you not like smiling faces? Not many of them in your gimp wardrobe?

Miguel Sanchez
06-28-2009, 02:52 PM
I just didn't know what it was that made me mad! Change your avatar, you have a kick-inviting face xD

Who the fuck you giving orders to?

Jealousy is a terrible thing, do you not like smiling faces? Not many of them in your gimp wardrobe?

It stops here, lads.
This place is generally nice. Want your little flame war? Exchange emails and talk shit all you like. Just not here, kay? Kay.

Scottish Adam
06-28-2009, 02:52 PM
I have been taken a bit out of context, I am a tasteless bastard and I'm not condemning anyone for having a laugh. I also admit my own hypocrisy, I did make fun of the man when he was alive, as I do most folks. I just like to kid around. I did respect the man when he lived, he had an amazing voice and changed the shape of pop music, what's not to respect? He was also a complete loony and may have been a pedophile.

Wouldn't wedo ourselves good to show just a tad bit of respect? At least let the rigor mortis set in before you start throwing out tasteless jokes. Comedy shouldn't always be at the expense of another person (even though it's some of the best).

Fair point, but to be honest I didn't give it that much thought. I saw those GIF files and thought they were funny, it's that simple.

:cool:

Scottish Adam
06-28-2009, 02:54 PM
It stops here, lads

I agree, like school boy horse-play ......"it'll end in tears"

Peace, love and man hugs!

Jason Shiffy
06-28-2009, 02:57 PM
Who the fuck you giving orders to?

Jealousy is a terrible thing, do you not like smiling faces? Not many of them in your gimp wardrobe?

Ha-Ha... Did your imaginary girlfriend come up with that joke?

P.S

Were you smiling?

Miguel Sanchez
06-28-2009, 03:00 PM
Ha-Ha... Did your imaginary girlfriend come up with that joke?

P.S

Were you smiling?

That was just weak.
You're out of ammo, calm down.

Scottish Adam
06-28-2009, 03:07 PM
That was just weak.
You're out of ammo, calm down.

I know, it's all bullshit, stuff and nonsense.

We move on.

phit_demon
06-29-2009, 01:26 PM
Easy tiger :D

My thread is very much tongue and cheek, take it easy :cool:

"I'm forever blowing bubbles" Got to love that banana :eek:

Tongue in cheek or not, it's tasteless and unfunny. You're an idiot.

Scottish Adam
06-29-2009, 02:13 PM
Tongue in cheek or not, it's tasteless and unfunny. You're an idiot.

You can always tell when someone is insecure about their ability to debate or communicate effectively when they resort to petty name calling.

I made a couple of jokes about Michael Jackson, a couple of people liked them, some didn't, get over it.

Dry your eyes. :cool:

phit_demon
06-29-2009, 02:22 PM
You can always tell when someone is insecure about their ability to debate or communicate effectively when they resort to petty name calling.

I made a couple of jokes about Michael Jackson, a couple of people liked them, some didn't, get over it.

Dry your eyes. :cool:

I'm not insecure at all. I meant what I said, it wasn't any sort of cop out.

You've spent your entire time here complaining about others' reaction to you, without ever once conceding that you might have been a bit out of line. Those are the actions of an idiot, and an arrogant one at that.

By-tor
06-29-2009, 02:29 PM
Fair point, but to be honest I didn't give it that much thought. I saw those GIF files and thought they were funny, it's that simple.

:cool:Didn't give it much thought, huh? This is why you should have lurked before you started posting. :rolleyes:

JK
06-29-2009, 02:36 PM
Didn't give it much thought, huh? This is why you should have lurked before you started posting. :rolleyes:


http://www.pobladores.com/data/pobladores.com/ca/ya/cayako/channels/wwen_castellano/images/2836039funaki_l.jpg




And no, Scottish Adam, I'm not going to explain that. Your homework is to find out for yourself.

Scottish Adam
06-29-2009, 03:22 PM
Didn't give it much thought, huh? This is why you should have lurked before you started posting. :rolleyes:

Lurking......... sounds pervy :D

Next time I post I shall think out each word appropriately and submit drafts for approval. :cool:


(kidding guys, take it easy. I have a better understanding of what's what now. No more random threads etc)

Scottish Adam
06-29-2009, 03:23 PM
http://www.pobladores.com/data/pobladores.com/ca/ya/cayako/channels/wwen_castellano/images/2836039funaki_l.jpg




And no, Scottish Adam, I'm not going to explain that. Your homework is to find out for yourself.

Na, I'll give it a miss. Thanks for the douche-update though.

Jason Shiffy
06-29-2009, 03:45 PM
You can always tell when someone is insecure about their ability to debate or communicate effectively when they resort to petty name calling.

I made a couple of jokes about Michael Jackson, a couple of people liked them, some didn't, get over it.

Dry your eyes. :cool:


You come in here and talk crap 2 days after M.J died! The man had 3 kids and he is the best performer ever (That coming from a Jim Morrison fan)

I'm not even wasting my beer smelling breath on you.

Oh and fuck you btw

(That was the final one I promise)

Aaron
06-29-2009, 03:47 PM
I'm not even wasting my beer smelling breath on you.

Who are you kidding?

Who bought it for you?

beckpoppins
06-29-2009, 03:53 PM
You can always tell when someone is insecure about their ability to debate or communicate effectively when they resort to petty name calling.

I made a couple of jokes about Michael Jackson, a couple of people liked them, some didn't, get over it.

Dry your eyes. :cool:

http://www.legaljuice.com/angry%20old%20lady.jpg

seriously... manners dude... it's international nerd law that noobs don't come in with fists swinging...

as a noob, i don't cotton to your kind giving us bad names.

*shakes fist*

Jason Shiffy
06-29-2009, 03:53 PM
Who are you kidding?

Who bought it for you?

It's legal here to buy and drink beer at the age of 16 so HA

beckpoppins
06-29-2009, 03:56 PM
It's legal here to buy and drink beer at the age of 16 so HA

if i could have legally bought beer at 16 i'd be bummed. all the fun of drinking when you are 16 is stealing and hiding of booze.

Jason Shiffy
06-29-2009, 04:00 PM
if i could have legally bought beer at 16 i'd be bummed. all the fun of drinking when you are 16 is stealing and hiding of booze.

whadya think i was doing at age 14? :D

JasterIsFett
06-29-2009, 04:03 PM
Na, I'll give it a miss. Thanks for the douche-update though.

http://www.untwistedvortex.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/dontfeedthetroll.jpg

Scottish Adam
06-29-2009, 04:46 PM
Oh and fuck you btw



http://i44.tinypic.com/157n8gg.jpg



"How about no? You......"

...know the rest. :D

Scottish Adam
06-29-2009, 04:47 PM
http://www.untwistedvortex.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/dontfeedthetroll.jpg

But I'm hungry! :D

ZBarclay
06-29-2009, 05:30 PM
Normally, I'm the one most likely to come in all fists up and ready for a tussle...but I honestly think everyone is being a little hard on this guy. He made a separate thread for the joke...kept it out of the "memorial" thread...and for the most part has taken the drubbing he's receiving in good humor.

mitch_the_conquistador
06-29-2009, 05:34 PM
I agree Zac!

You said hard on again. Teeheheheheewheeeeeeeeeee

Jason Shiffy
06-29-2009, 05:34 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/157n8gg.jpg



"How about no? You......"

...know the rest. :D

http://tylerenglishfitness.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/fat_bastard.jpg

What now?

Scottish Adam
06-29-2009, 05:35 PM
Normally, I'm the one most likely to come in all fists up and ready for a tussle...but I honestly think everyone is being a little hard on this guy. He made a separate thread for the joke...kept it out of the "memorial" thread...and for the most part has taken the drubbing he's receiving in good humor.

Cheers man, seems to have calmed down (famous last words) :D

I have made my peace with a few dudes, although I'm not nieve enough to think that there won't be some less likely to forget about it.

Scottish Adam
06-29-2009, 05:37 PM
http://tylerenglishfitness.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/fat_bastard.jpg

What now?

You eat me because I taste like a "baybay" :D

.....and I hear you eat "baybays" :D

"I don't remember eating any corn!"

ZBarclay
06-29-2009, 06:03 PM
Cheers man, seems to have calmed down (famous last words) :D

I have made my peace with a few dudes, although I'm not nieve enough to think that there won't be some less likely to forget about it.
Oh...if you knew the irony of it being me saying that folks were being too hard on (I'm saying it now just to say it) someone, you'd really appreciate it.

Scottish Adam
06-29-2009, 06:10 PM
Oh...if you knew the irony of it being me saying that folks were being too hard on (I'm saying it now just to say it) someone, you'd really appreciate it.

I'll not ask. :cool:

mitch_the_conquistador
06-29-2009, 06:18 PM
No need to ask man. Just do your homework. The man ain't lying, and there is written proof!

Scottish Adam
06-29-2009, 06:24 PM
No need to ask man. Just do your homework. The man ain't lying, and there is written proof!

Cool, no need for researching proof, not accusing anyone of lying.

"Just do your homework" ok pops :D

ZBarclay
06-29-2009, 06:26 PM
Cool, no need for researching proof, not accusing anyone of lying.

"Just do your homework" ok pops :D

I think I'm piecing together the root issue. You don't have to respond to everything or defend everything. :D

mitch_the_conquistador
06-29-2009, 06:30 PM
Cool, no need for researching proof, not accusing anyone of lying.

"Just do your homework" ok pops :D

http://www.good4youherbaltea.com/pics/SD.jpeg

mitch_the_conquistador
06-29-2009, 06:33 PM
Whoops! Fogot to put an emoticon on just in case. Don't wanna hurt your feelings dude. I know you're a sensitive wee soul, so here ya go; :D

Scottish Adam
06-29-2009, 06:34 PM
I'm cool cool cool, cool as a coolycoob :D

There is written proof!

mitch_the_conquistador
06-29-2009, 06:37 PM
Guess I should do ma damn homework eh!:cool:

Scottish Adam
06-29-2009, 06:38 PM
Whoops! Fogot to put an emoticon on just in case. Don't wanna hurt your feelings dude. I know you're a sensitive wee soul, so here ya go; :D

I know, next thing you know I'll be upset about a dead celebrity (wait, don't go there) :eek:

:D

mitch_the_conquistador
06-29-2009, 06:39 PM
I plead the 5th!

Scottish Adam
06-29-2009, 06:45 PM
I like that law.

If I ever meet any of you good folks in the flesh, I suspect that I shall be pleading the 5th aplenty. :eek:

:D

Never mind all that other shit, Andy Murray has just won at Wimbledon through to the next round. Not really into tennis, just like seeing a fellow countryman tearing that shit up on a global scale :D

mitch_the_conquistador
06-29-2009, 06:56 PM
Fuck Yeah!! Woohoo!
I love tennis, couldn't see the game:(. Boy's a legend though, I mean he's a complete twat but, what an athlete!

Jason Shiffy
06-29-2009, 07:12 PM
I think I'm piecing together the root issue. You don't have to respond to everything or defend everything. :D

Ex-fucking-actly

Jeremy Beadle
06-29-2009, 11:05 PM
I think the main point is when you're new to a site, you avoid the 'big controversial thread'. At least until people know who you are and what angle you're coming from.

First thing anyone does is look at the post count;)

Scottish Adam
06-30-2009, 04:20 AM
Eddie are you ok?

Are you ok Eddie?