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Sweet_Adeline
06-22-2009, 03:20 PM
Hello, I’m your former class president, sports hero, and valedictorian, Sweet Adeline cordially inviting you to your 10 year reunion of the Poop Shoot high on Wednesday June 24th.

We may not have all gotten along during our first stay, but I’m sure we can all play nice during this one night. Catch up with all your old friends, and maybe make some new ones! We have free range of the school, with the gym being the center of the action. I hope everyone can make it, what with all the ludicrous news stories popping up on all the TV stations.


Please RSVP by 12 PM EST / 5PM GMT

Antonio_Bay
06-22-2009, 03:25 PM
I'm in. Can't wait to meet up with old friends!

Cheney
06-22-2009, 03:34 PM
Is the hot spanish teacher going to be there? I'm in anyways.

Scottbob75
06-22-2009, 03:34 PM
HOORAY!!! I wonder if beckpoppins looks the same.

beckpoppins
06-22-2009, 03:58 PM
of course i do, and no plastic surgery....

*darts eyes*

Shäne
06-22-2009, 03:59 PM
I'm in.

I'm going to be the only person here who is still in High School. :rolleyes:

Miguel Sanchez
06-22-2009, 04:16 PM
Count me in

Firestone2489
06-22-2009, 04:56 PM
I'll be there.

Cheney
06-22-2009, 05:34 PM
I'm in.

I'm going to be the only person here who is still in High School. :rolleyes:

You might want to rephrase that good sir. ;)

donkey
06-22-2009, 05:59 PM
i"m in. I'll be in my leasure suit.

Scottbob75
06-22-2009, 06:40 PM
Ah man, the gym? I hope it does not smell like sweaty gym socks with the hint of balls...

Shäne
06-22-2009, 08:35 PM
You might want to rephrase that good sir. ;)

Hm? How old are you? Or was there actually something wrong with the phrasing?

Cuclean
06-22-2009, 08:58 PM
In like Flynn!

Anyone else see those articles? I've seen a lot of body bags on the old television recently.

Omaru
06-22-2009, 09:20 PM
I'm in, I can't wait to tell countless tales of my post-graduation success that revolve around suing the government over some bad meat.

Blast Thickneck
06-22-2009, 10:00 PM
Why the hell not, I'm down like a clown Charlie Brown.

BallsMonkey
06-22-2009, 10:16 PM
What the hell, sign me up.

You guys need a token black guy.

joep144
06-22-2009, 10:38 PM
I should be able to make it, but I've never been to a class reunion before. I may need some guidance on how to handle myself. (Murder Mystery that is).

Cheney
06-22-2009, 11:55 PM
Hm? How old are you? Or was there actually something wrong with the phrasing?

Hah, nothing was wrong with your phrasing. I'm 17. God, I feel like a baby when I say that on here.

Shäne
06-22-2009, 11:57 PM
Hah, nothing was wrong with your phrasing. I'm 17. God, I feel like a baby when I say that on here.

Hey! Somebody my own age! :cool:

There, now you guys can give him shit too. :p

Blast Thickneck
06-22-2009, 11:59 PM
You guys need a token black guy.
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/050511/18247__jp_l.jpg

Oh you are going to die spectacularly my friend!

Cheney
06-23-2009, 12:08 AM
Hey! Somebody my own age! :cool:

There, now you guys can give him shit too. :p

You're feeding me to the dogs!? You bastard! Touche*I don't have that fancy e with an accent over it* :p

Shäne
06-23-2009, 01:24 AM
You're feeding me to the dogs!? You bastard! Touche*I don't have that fancy e with an accent over it* :p

Uh, maybe you should stay out of The NSFW Thread. We don't want to get anybody in trouble.

Jason Shiffy
06-23-2009, 04:08 AM
I'm in :o

Cheney
06-23-2009, 01:18 PM
Uh, maybe you should stay out of The NSFW Thread. We don't want to get anybody in trouble.

My 11 year old cousin goes on redtube, which asks if he's 18. I think I'll be okay

By-tor
06-23-2009, 01:32 PM
Count the old-ass principal in. :rolleyes: I wonder which of you still need a good old-fashioned paddlin'?
http://blogs.amctv.com/whos_overshadowing_kevin_bacon_now/animal_house_760.jpg

Jason Shiffy
06-23-2009, 01:37 PM
I'm in.

I'm going to be the only person here who is still in High School. :rolleyes:


Nope :x

Jason Shiffy
06-23-2009, 01:39 PM
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/050511/18247__jp_l.jpg

Oh you are going to die spectacularly my friend!

HE'S THE KILLER! XD

Sweet_Adeline
06-23-2009, 01:41 PM
So far on my guest list I have Myself, Antonio_Bay, Cheney, Scottbob, beckpoppins, Shäne, Miguel Sanchez, Firestone2489, donkey, Cuclean, Omaru, Blast Thickneck, BallsMonkey, joep144, Jason Shiffy, and By-tor.

Antonio_Bay
06-23-2009, 01:44 PM
19 was the total for the last game. Let's beat that number. :cool:

beckpoppins
06-23-2009, 01:47 PM
Count the old-ass principal in. :rolleyes: I wonder which of you still need a good old-fashioned paddlin'?

WAIT! you mean there might NOT be ritualistic bdsm hazing? why even come?

By-tor
06-23-2009, 01:51 PM
why even come?
That's what she said....um...yeah.

Shäne
06-23-2009, 03:26 PM
Nope :x

Hm, how old are you?

joep144
06-23-2009, 04:22 PM
That's what she said....um...yeah.

True to form sir.......true to form. LOL :D

Jason Shiffy
06-23-2009, 04:51 PM
Hm, how old are you?

Nope :x

Antonio_Bay
06-23-2009, 08:00 PM
Nope :x

OOoooo.

15?

joep144
06-23-2009, 08:07 PM
OK.....

How exactly do these Murder Mysteries work? I've never taken part in one so I may need a little coaching......anyone?

Jason Shiffy
06-23-2009, 08:08 PM
OOoooo.

15?

Neh.

Scottbob75
06-23-2009, 08:09 PM
OK.....

How exactly do these Murder Mysteries work? I've never taken part in one so I may need a little coaching......anyone?

This is the best we can do and it is for anyone who needs a refreasher
The RULES of the GAME (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mafia_(party_game))

Sweet_Adeline
06-23-2009, 08:12 PM
I'll be accepting RSVPs up until noon EST tomorrow.

Antonio_Bay
06-23-2009, 08:16 PM
Neh.

16 then?!

joep144
06-23-2009, 08:17 PM
This is the best we can do and it is for anyone who needs a refreasher
The RULES of the GAME (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mafia_(party_game))

Thank you.

So who assigns the roles?

Antonio_Bay
06-23-2009, 08:18 PM
So who assigns the roles?

Miss Adeline is the host for this current game.

Jason Shiffy
06-23-2009, 08:21 PM
http://presscenter.org/modules/source-ext/library/common/102110/16-premier-office_prod.jpg

You won!

I'm drinking a beer right now to celebrate!




don't worry, drinking age in Holland is 16 :D

Shäne
06-23-2009, 09:09 PM
Dammit. I thought I had youngest poster locked down. :mad: ;)

joep144
06-23-2009, 09:12 PM
Holy hell do I feel like "Old Balls" here now. Grandpa By-Tor, save me so I don't feel old!! :D

Kernal2306
06-24-2009, 01:12 AM
Count me in, please!!

Scottbob75
06-24-2009, 02:09 AM
So far we have:
Kernal2306
joep144
Shane
Jason Shiffy
AB
Scottbob75
By-tor
beckpoppins
Cheney
Blast Thickneck
BallsMonkey
donkey
Firestone2489
Miguel Sanchez

14 people so far showing up. Is there anyone else? Did I forget anyone?

Maggie628
06-24-2009, 02:31 AM
Can I join in too, please?

Antonio_Bay
06-24-2009, 07:35 AM
Is there anyone else?
There's a few more. 17 so far:

Antonio, Cheney, Scottbob, beckpoppins, Shäne, Miguel Sanchez, Firestone2489, donkey, Cuclean, Omaru, Blast Thickneck, BallsMonkey, joep144, Jason Shiffy, By-tor, Kernal & Maggie628.

Rob101
06-24-2009, 09:43 AM
Hmm.

Antonio_Bay
06-24-2009, 09:44 AM
Hmm.

Is that a; yes, I'm in?

Rob101
06-24-2009, 09:46 AM
Uhh, Hmm.

Antonio_Bay
06-24-2009, 09:47 AM
Awesome. We'll add you to the list. :p

By-tor
06-24-2009, 09:49 AM
I believe Alexsad, Rob, neon vomit, quesadilla, Sheriff, and Threadkilla all played last game. Might need to recruit some of them. Might have been more, even. :confused:

Edit: And, Rob clears his throat before I get this posted.

Rob101
06-24-2009, 09:52 AM
It's all Aaron's fault!

Antonio_Bay
06-24-2009, 09:53 AM
It's all Aaron's fault!

Agreed. I think he should play this time to make it up.

Sweet_Adeline
06-24-2009, 11:34 AM
Updated, official guest list:
Myself, Antonio_Bay, Cheney, Scottbob, beckpoppins, Shäne, Miguel Sanchez, Firestone2489, donkey, Cuclean, Omaru, Blast Thickneck, BallsMonkey, joep144, Jason Shiffy, By-tor, Kernal2306, Maggie628, and Rob101.

18 have RSVPed! That's enough to get a good Macarena right?

Scottbob75
06-24-2009, 12:24 PM
I belive that is everyone in out graduating class. Who is bringing the punch?

Jason Shiffy
06-24-2009, 12:43 PM
http://assets.knowyourmeme.com/i/2361/original/demotivational-posters-falcon-punch.jpg

Aaron
06-24-2009, 12:49 PM
Agreed. I think he should play this time to make it up.

Far too busy.
But have fun!

Sweet_Adeline
06-24-2009, 01:04 PM
It begins!

Excitement was in the air as everyone received their nametag and filed into the lavishly decorated gym. The stench of its usual sweaty occupants still lingered in the air despite someone’s best attempts to cover it up; they had only managed to make it an awful mix of sickeningly sweet smelling flowers and BO. The beginning of the night was completely uneventful; some had worked up the courage to dance to the generic techno blaring through the speakers but many sat on the outside edges of the dance floor. Many talked of the news reports that had begun cropping up.

People naively dismissed it as a hoax, but the amateur footage of body bags wriggling in a police station just outside of Philadelphia wasn’t a hoax. The attendees of Poop Shoot High’s ’99 class reunion didn’t know that, no one outside of the CDCP knew. The government didn’t want mass panic; they thought they could control the outbreak… Boy, were they wrong…

back to our story…

Almost everyone fell victim to the liquid confidence of liqueur and began dancing. Sweet Adeline prowled the dance floor greeting everyone. Almost everyone stayed within their old clique. Eventually Sweet Adeline went from table to table telling everyone who remained in their seats to get out on the dance floor for some kind of Macarena tournament. When she got almost everyone on their feet she went to the front of the group and played the music. They weren’t even a minute into the dance when all of a sudden Sweet Adeline faltered. She fell to the floor and landed in a crumpled heap. Everyone stopped and the music was silenced. There was no reviving her, and by the look of her she was poisoned!

Some in the group got out their cell phones and dialed 911. “All our operators are currently busy” was the only thing anyone managed to get. Some left the gym and found an unlocked classroom with a television; they turned it on and got static on every station except for one which displayed a generic *please stand by technical difficulties* screen. No one thought much of it; they just chalked it up to the school not having cable over the summer. Everyone met back in the gym. Eventually it was decided one person would go to the police station to report the crime while everyone else waited inside the school. Many volunteered, but in the end Aaron was the one selected to go. Everyone filed out of the gym and congregated at the front door. Aaron bravely walked through the door, and began the trek to the parking lot. The people inside filed back into the gym and began to wonder who had motive to kill Sweet Adeline. She was likable enough right?

All of this was interrupted when Beckpoppins got a phone call. “Hello? Aaron? What’s wrong? What’s going on? AARON? ARE YOU THERE? WHAT’S GOING ON?” The phone went dead. Everyone stared at her and pleaded for answers. The only thing she could manage was “zombies… hundreds..” and then she fainted. Everyone mobilized immediately; locking the doors just as they could see the approaching zombie hoard led by a zombified Aaron. “What do we do now?” one asked. “We search for the killer ourselves I suppose” another answered “We try to wait it out. Help has got to come at some point right?” “God I hope so… God I hope so…”

You’re mission is to find the killer(s) in your midst by voting for those you think are guilty. Votes are due at 7PM EST, 12AM GMT every weekday. You’ve all been given a role or you have been designated as nothing more than an innocent party to this horrific crime, good luck to each of you.

Sweet_Adeline
06-24-2009, 01:06 PM
So's your face!

a zombified Aaron.

:p Have fun being a zombie!

beckpoppins
06-24-2009, 01:10 PM
mumble ..... (faints again)

Scottbob75
06-24-2009, 01:14 PM
I would start figureing this our first, but this time I will help anyway I can. * As I pull my hip flask and have a hit of Jameson* Any takers?

BallsMonkey
06-24-2009, 01:21 PM
Crazy cracka's killin' motha fuckers, time fo' me to get mah black ass outta here.

Sweet_Adeline
06-24-2009, 01:24 PM
Voting will commence tomorrow so everyone has time to get their story out.

Aaron
06-24-2009, 01:28 PM
http://cardboardmonocle.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/ZombieValentine.jpg

BRAINS!

Antonio_Bay
06-24-2009, 01:33 PM
Garghhh... urgggggggle....ururuuuuuun....

* shoos away from window *

Scottbob75
06-24-2009, 01:46 PM
http://cardboardmonocle.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/ZombieValentine.jpg

BRAINS!

But you are eating a heart...

beckpoppins
06-24-2009, 01:50 PM
*wakes up, starts crying...

what is she... .what if Adeline gets back up?

Antonio_Bay
06-24-2009, 01:52 PM
what if Adeline gets back up?

Should we lock her body in a class room for safe measure?

Best restrain it too, just to be sure.

By-tor
06-24-2009, 02:00 PM
I'm gonna come clean(that's what she said), right now...


....I spiked the punch...with Everclear. But, that's all I spiked. You all know me. I'd be the last person on the planet to get rid of a nice set of boobs.

I've got an idea who could be responsible...
http://www.infinitecoolness.com/galleries/thefaculty/thefacultythumbnail02.jpg
Sure, she looks hot nekkid. But, that goody-two-shoes crap don't fool me. ;)

BallsMonkey
06-24-2009, 02:02 PM
Damn, that's whack.

By-tor
06-24-2009, 02:03 PM
Should we lock her body in a class room for safe measure?

Best restrain it too, just to be sure.I don't think we should move her from the gym. We need to keep an eye on her. Maybe go ahead and take off her head.

Antonio_Bay
06-24-2009, 02:04 PM
Maybe go ahead and take off her head.

Anyone bring an axe?

Scottbob75
06-24-2009, 02:06 PM
Yes lets put Adeline into a room away from the gym. Now, by-tor thank you for the everclear. But, we should keep our heads clear so we can weed out the killer of our gratious host

By-tor
06-24-2009, 02:15 PM
Yes lets put Adeline into a room away from the gym. Now, by-tor thank you for the everclear. But, we should keep our heads clear so we can weed out the killer of our gratious hostYou're welcome for the Everclear. But, if she's put in another room, I want the head gone, or her completely duck-taped to the max.

beckpoppins
06-24-2009, 02:16 PM
By-tor! Antonio_Bay! we can't cut up Adeline, she's a friend of ours! let's lock her up...

By-tor.... are you suggesting there are aliens in our mist?

BallsMonkey
06-24-2009, 02:16 PM
word

By-tor
06-24-2009, 02:19 PM
By-tor.... are you suggesting there are aliens in our mist?

http://www.infinitecoolness.com/galleries/thefaculty/thefacultythumbnail02.jpg
Not just aliens. Hot aliens. ;)

Scottbob75
06-24-2009, 02:36 PM
By-tor has a good point, beck, you of all people should know that what needs to be done. After all Evil Dead was a documentry. I will go find the shop class and find the cleanest way to remove our host's head. Beckpoppins, I am sorry. I know through out high school, you were always Adeline shadow. I has to be this way

Shäne
06-24-2009, 02:43 PM
Perhaps we should all go to the shop class to find something to defend us in case the zombies get in.

Sweet_Adeline
06-24-2009, 02:47 PM
Perhaps we should all go to the shop class to find something to defend us in case the zombies get in.

Unfortunately, most of it has been packed away for the summer. You'll only find 3 hammers and a hand saw.

By-tor
06-24-2009, 02:48 PM
Unfortunately, most of it has been packed away for the summer. You'll only find 3 hammers and a hand saw.A handsaw should take care of your head. Did you just start dead talking, already. :D

Sweet_Adeline
06-24-2009, 02:53 PM
A handsaw should take care of your head. D

:eek: But I use my head!

Did you just start dead talking, already. :

No, just providing some setting.

Scottbob75
06-24-2009, 03:00 PM
Fine, Lets locker her in one of the rooms and lets focus on who is the killer not the zobmie problem. Shane, go put the tools back and lock the door so we do not give the murderer the tools he need to kill us.

By-tor
06-24-2009, 03:03 PM
Fine, Lets locker her in one of the rooms and lets focus on who is the killer not the zobmie problem. Shane, go put the tools back and lock the door so we do not give the murderer the tools he need to kill us.Bullshit. Shane keep those tools right here. We need some sort of weapons against both problems. I'd rather have some to ward off something, than have none at all. Even if it gets used against me by the killer.

Scottbob75
06-24-2009, 03:07 PM
Then I will have no part of it *walks back to the gym* Oh by-tor, good luck...

Blast Thickneck
06-24-2009, 03:09 PM
1) Are there any sort of rubber gloves available?

2) If so I volunteer to smash her skull in with one of the hammers. It should be done in another room, and while doing it I will wrap my shirt around my mouth and nose.

3) If there is any remaining Everclear, I ask that I be able to pour it on my hands and feet afterward to sterilize any leavings from the corpse

4) I think we should leave said hammer in the room with the corpse, because it is now contaminated. (working under the assumption she may be undead)

5) We should distribute the other two weapons (hammer and saw). I've got no problem taking one of them, I suggest Bytor get the other. And we all stay together, so unless there were two killers, at least one innocent person has a weapon.

By-tor
06-24-2009, 03:09 PM
Then I will have no part of it *walks back to the gym* Oh by-tor, good luck...
Shall we have a vote, then? Who wants to keep the tools around for protection.? I'll go with the consensus.

Blast Thickneck
06-24-2009, 03:12 PM
Who wants to keep the tools around for protection

*raises hand*

By-tor
06-24-2009, 03:13 PM
1) Are there any sort of rubber gloves available?

2) If so I volunteer to smash her skull in with one of the hammers. It should be done in another room, and while doing it I will wrap my shirt around my mouth and nose.

3) If there is any remaining Everclear, I ask that I be able to pour it on my hands and feet afterward to sterilize any leavings from the corpse

4) I think we should leave said hammer in the room with the corpse, because it is now contaminated. (working under the assumption she may be undead)

5) We should distribute the other two weapons (hammer and saw). I've got no problem taking one of them, I suggest Bytor get the other. And we all stay together, so unless there were two killers, at least one innocent person has a weapon.I like most of that. But, I'm not sure about keeping a weapon. Whoever's holding them is gonna be first accused in the event of another tragedy.

Blast Thickneck
06-24-2009, 03:17 PM
I would suggest that if we do reach a consensus to keep the weapons, giving them to the ones who didn't want us to keep them.

But then I think that if I had just killed someone, I would want to make myself look reluctant to take a weapon as well.

I know my personal truth, but I don't trust any of yall, didn't ten years ago, don't now.

Scottbob75
06-24-2009, 03:31 PM
*hand rised from the staircase* If I suggest anything, once done using the tool, can we at least put them back and lets try to weed out the killer in the gym? I will escort beck away when Blast is doing the job.

By-tor
06-24-2009, 03:39 PM
But then I think that if I had just killed someone, I would want to make myself look reluctant to take a weapon as well.
Word.

Fuck it. I'll take one if y'all want. Like I said, I wouldn't have harmed Sweets for the world. Not any woman, mind you. Some of you guys were dooshes back in high school, but that might have changed. We'll find out. But, murder? That ain't my bag.

Weapon in hand, or not, the only thing I want to make sure of is protection from Aaron and his dooshbag associates. I think I can handle anyone else left in here.

By-tor
06-24-2009, 03:42 PM
*hand rised from the staircase* If I suggest anything, once done using the tool, can we at least put them back and lets try to weed out the killer in the gym? I will escort beck away when Blast is doing the job.
Making a play for becks, already? Damn, and Sweets' body ain't even cold, yet. Still the playboy, eh Scott? :p

Scottbob75
06-24-2009, 03:42 PM
Ok, the next person to be killed by any weapon from a hammer or saw, we have a 50/50 chance of finding the killer.

beckpoppins
06-24-2009, 03:44 PM
*hand rised from the staircase* If I suggest anything, once done using the tool, can we at least put them back and lets try to weed out the killer in the gym? I will escort beck away when Blast is doing the job.

WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHYYYYYYY?

*sobs*

wait.... some one else come with use, i don't wanna break into twos... who knows who did this... no offense scott...

By-tor
06-24-2009, 03:47 PM
The only problem with breaking into twos? There may be two killers, or more. :confused: We all need to stay together. Or, in large groups.

Scottbob75
06-24-2009, 03:47 PM
Making a play for becks, already? Damn, and Sweets' body ain't even cold, yet. Still the playboy, eh Scott? :p

Hey when a girl looks likes this,
http://www.poptower.com/images/db/3129/420/300/jewel-staite.jpg
The same as she did ten years ago, Sweets was just a few day thing back in high school. I was always trying to woo Ms. Beck...

beckpoppins
06-24-2009, 03:48 PM
The only problem with breaking into twos? There may be two killers, or more. :confused:

then i'm staying with the group....

beckpoppins
06-24-2009, 04:06 PM
The same as she did ten years ago, Sweets was just a few day thing back in high school. I was always trying to woo Ms. Beck...

that's very sweet scottie, but ... but... NOW IS NOT THE TIME!

By-tor
06-24-2009, 04:18 PM
that's very sweet scottie, but ... but... NOW IS NOT THE TIME!
*chuckles*

This is sooooo like this movie I saw once.

Omaru
06-24-2009, 04:30 PM
I also think we should stick together as a group, if we seperate theres a good chance one or more of us will end up dead, in a group it will be harder for the killer to attack, and at the risk of sounding suspect I'd nominate that potential weapons are locked away and the key to be entrusted on to one person. Should any of those weapons be used after the keyholder will become prime suspect, or maybe we can discard the key alltogether by I dunno, dropping it through the floorboards or throwing it into the undead hoarde via an upstairs window.

so, whats the game plan?

Blast Thickneck
06-24-2009, 04:41 PM
or maybe we can discard the key alltogether by I dunno, dropping it through the floorboards or throwing it into the undead hoarde via an upstairs window.

You'd like that wouldn't you? The first killing wasn't done with any of the above weapons, so clearly whatever killed SA is not going to be locked away with the tools.

Maggie628
06-24-2009, 05:01 PM
If SA was poisoned, then won't the killer be looking for another weapon? I assume everyone has stopped drinking if we suspect she was poisoned.

Though, I think I would feel safer having a weapon rather than no one being able to have access to them.

joep144
06-24-2009, 05:03 PM
I would start figureing this our first, but this time I will help anyway I can. * As I pull my hip flask and have a hit of Jameson* Any takers?

I'll take some of that if you're offering.

You're welcome for the Everclear. But, if she's put in another room, I want the head gone, or her completely duck-taped to the max.

How about just the duck tape.......I can go check the janitor's room.

Bullshit. Shane keep those tools right here. We need some sort of weapons against both problems. I'd rather have some to ward off something, than have none at all. Even if it gets used against me by the killer.

I agree. If those damn zombies get in here, killers among us will be the least of our problems!!

Blast Thickneck
06-24-2009, 05:08 PM
If SA was poisoned, then won't the killer be looking for another weapon?

If Agatha Christie taught us anything, it's that poison can be delivered in many many different ways.

Speaking of which I think everyone needs to have their pockets searched by the person to their right, Trading Places style.

beckpoppins
06-24-2009, 05:14 PM
I'll take some of that if you're offering.


HEY! poison! don't consume anything! anyone see what SA had tonight?

joep144
06-24-2009, 05:18 PM
HEY! poison! don't consume anything! anyone see what SA had tonight?

He just drank some and he's not dead.......besides all I saw SA drinking was the punch.

*turns and raises eyebrows at By-Tor*

Didn't you say you spiked the punch?

Kernal2306
06-24-2009, 05:18 PM
If we are going to gather together should we stay in the gym after all it is huge and there are lots of dark corners where anything could happen. Scottbob75 put that thing away. See what I mean?

Kernal2306
06-24-2009, 05:24 PM
Unfortunately, most of it has been packed away for the summer. You'll only find 3 hammers and a hand saw.

There will be three weapons if we use one of them to destroy SA poor lifeless body. Should we keep them? If we lock them away then who will keep the key? Better to have them right out in the open where we can all keep an eye on them. Plus they will be more useful if the zombies get in then a key would. Maybe put something on the handles so that anyone who touches them will have it all over there hands.

joep144
06-24-2009, 05:24 PM
STOP THAT!!

*Wipes off hands after handing Scottbob back his flask*

Thanks for your concern Beck.........are you worried about me? I thought you said we were over and you didn't care what happened to me.

By-tor
06-24-2009, 05:29 PM
He just drank some and he's not dead.......besides all I saw SA drinking was the punch.

*turns and raises eyebrows at By-Tor*

Didn't you say you spiked the punch?Yeah. With Everclear. And a hella lot of other people were drinking it too. Hell, Scott's too soused to know what's goin' on already. I think I saw him hitting the punch and the flask.

joep144
06-24-2009, 05:32 PM
Sorry, I'm just a little freaked out here.

I was kind of hoping to get lucky tonight, but some ass hole had to put the brakes on that one. :(

Scottbob75
06-24-2009, 05:35 PM
Well, my couisn was a bartender way back when. We usally have drinks at our family functions

beckpoppins
06-24-2009, 05:36 PM
lucky with who?


i am feeling threatened by murders , zombies, and pervs...

oy.

By-tor
06-24-2009, 05:38 PM
It's cool. We gotta stay calm. And, not drunk(looks at Scott). Although, I wouldn't mind a shot from that flask right now. But, I'll skip for the time being. So how's it gonna play? Wait for some of the other folks to speak up about what to do with the hammers and saw? (I'm about to go to the gym. The real gym.) I think we should get some input from some of the others. I think most of them are still in shock.

beckpoppins
06-24-2009, 05:43 PM
i'm for locking them up, we can give the key to anybody, we can pick a name out of a hat, and then we watch that person like a damn hawk.

if they.... the zombies... get in, i want a chance to live.

joep144
06-24-2009, 05:44 PM
lucky with who?


i am feeling threatened by murders , zombies, and pervs...

oy.

Well, I didn't have you in mind to be honest, *smiles* but if we get out of this thing alive I wouldn't count you out.

*pulls out a pack of smokes and lights one up*

Anyone else want one?

As for this locking things up business......I would rather have something in my hand in case those damn zombies get in. You all can watch me as close as you want. Besides the killer used poison, not a hand tool.

Kernal2306
06-24-2009, 06:01 PM
Besides the killer used poison, not a hand tool.

Yes but the killer was probably counting on being able to bail shortly after or before SA was murdered and not being trapped by a bunch of zombies.

Although everyone should always keep the zombie scenario in mind!

Now the killer is going to get desperate since we are looking for him/her/them.

Antonio_Bay
06-24-2009, 06:33 PM
Maybe put something on the handles so that anyone who touches them will have it all over there hands.

I'm not usually dirty-minded, but I instantly thought of By-tor... :eek: :p Eeew.


5) We should distribute the other two weapons (hammer and saw). I've got no problem taking one of them, I suggest Bytor get the other. And we all stay together, so unless there were two killers, at least one innocent person has a weapon.

I know this game is all about discussion and such, but *just* as an observation; when someone steps up for a weapon, then plucks another 'random' guest to hold the other, I'm suspicious. If both weapons are held by killers, and they use different means to kill again, no one is none the wiser in discovering their identities.

And no killer is going to use a weapon we now know of. You may as well place them in the floor in the middle of the gym for an emergency. They're going no where!

donkey
06-24-2009, 07:55 PM
Hi everybody.

1 thing that would help me is if we could get a list of everyone that checked in tonight. That way we know noone is lurking in a corner.

Also- I think we should store the body in a locker, in case it reannimates. A locker (as some are sure to know) is nearly impossible to get out of when you are a lithe teenager, much less a dead adult.

I'd just hate for the government to show up with a cure for dead zombies in a few minutes, and have all of us standing aorund with sweet_Adeline's brains all over our shoes.

I'd feel much safer in a medium size group rather then everyone in the gym, but with the ZOmbie hoarde, i think we would be better off together as a single group.

Cuclean
06-24-2009, 08:14 PM
*pulls out a pack of smokes and lights one up*

Anyone else want one?



.....no thanks...... I'll stick to my own...

I'm checking in. Lets just say I was in work serving customers via my iPhone. The idea to go into groups works for me. But then again, if we all want to stick together in the gym, I'm game. We're not safe inside or out. The roof could be an option but as we all know, there's only one way to escape. :eek:

I just don't think we should be in small groups. Possible multiple killers means there could be more than one person taken off, god only knows what is ahead of us. If there's groups. They need to be large so we can watch each others back and still have the numbers to take care of the situation.

Blast Thickneck
06-24-2009, 08:54 PM
when someone steps up for a weapon, then plucks another 'random' guest to hold the other, I'm suspicious.

I expect people to be suspicious. But again, I know I didn't do it, so be suspicious all you want. I think the weapons should be accounted for, and I want one, especially if I am the one pounding in her skull to make sure she doesn't rise from the parquet grave.

I want to protect myself and to know where the only KNOWN weapons are at all times.

Also, I'm the biggest person here so try and stop me :p:p

joep144
06-24-2009, 09:08 PM
Size doesn't mean everything..........

(By-Tor, I left that wide open for ya).

Cuclean
06-24-2009, 09:11 PM
(By-Tor, I left that wide open for ya).

That's what she said!!! :D



See what I did there? :D

By-tor
06-24-2009, 09:12 PM
Too easy. Kinda like becks. :eek:;)

joep144
06-24-2009, 09:14 PM
I never tire of the humor on QSE. :D

By-tor
06-24-2009, 09:14 PM
Whoever mentioned it, I like the idea of keeping the weapons in the middle of the gym. If we decide to stay in the gym.

joep144
06-24-2009, 09:19 PM
Whoever mentioned it, I like the idea of keeping the weapons in the middle of the gym. If we decide to stay in the gym.

So we'll have 3 hammers and a saw, or is Blast Thickneck going to use one of the hammers to make sure SA isn't a Zombie?

Blast Thickneck
06-24-2009, 09:21 PM
I can agree to keeping them in the middle of the gym, I just want them accounted for, and I think getting rid of them is a poor idea.

But her brain has to go, one way or another. Most likely she was murdered, but we cannot be sure. And it's usually only a misdemeanor to defile a corpse.

Cuclean
06-24-2009, 09:22 PM
So we'll have 3 hammers and a saw, or is Blast Thickneck going to use one of the hammers to make sure SA isn't a Zombie?

If it is going to be used for that, I'm sure it can be re-used afterwards for further zombie killing. So it's still 3 hammers.

Blast Thickneck
06-24-2009, 09:24 PM
If it is going to be used for that, I'm sure it can be re-used afterwards for further zombie killing. So it's still 3 hammers.

My concern was that the hammer would likely have possiblezombie gray matter all over it, and baring any antiseptic outside of the Everclear, I'd be worried about toting it around or leaving it in the same room as everyone else. We don't need a typhoid hammer.

By-tor
06-24-2009, 09:24 PM
Yep. What if the killer(s) find a safe place, and then let her loose on the rest of us? Off with her head.

joep144
06-24-2009, 09:27 PM
If it is going to be used for that, I'm sure it can be re-used afterwards for further zombie killing. So it's still 3 hammers.

Just making sure everything is accounted for.

Blast Thickneck
06-24-2009, 09:30 PM
If we can find a room that we can get the door closed with it locking from the inside, leaving the hammer with the body in that room would keep it safe.

Plus if we have some gloves I could rip open her torso and store the hammer in there, and stitch it back up with some shoe strings, just a thought.

edit: okay admittedly the torso thing won't make much of a difference but I've always wanted the chance to dissect a possiblezombie

Cuclean
06-24-2009, 09:40 PM
If we can find a room that we can get the door closed with it locking from the inside, leaving the hammer with the body in that room would keep it safe.

Plus if we have some gloves I could rip open her torso and store the hammer in there, and stitch it back up with some shoe strings, just a thought.

edit: okay admittedly the torso thing won't make much of a difference but I've always wanted the chance to dissect a possiblezombie

They are some very very dark thoughts.

Blast Thickneck
06-24-2009, 09:52 PM
Well in my defense ... the first two lines aren't .. I got nothing.

BallsMonkey
06-24-2009, 10:08 PM
Fo' shizzle

beckpoppins
06-24-2009, 10:19 PM
If we can find a room that we can get the door closed with it locking from the inside, leaving the hammer with the body in that room would keep it safe.

Plus if we have some gloves I could rip open her torso and store the hammer in there, and stitch it back up with some shoe strings, just a thought.

edit: okay admittedly the torso thing won't make much of a difference but I've always wanted the chance to dissect a possiblezombie

what kinda "saw II" nonsense is going on here....

BallsMonkey
06-24-2009, 10:31 PM
I knew it, y'all crazy. Could somebody come up with a less gruesome plan?

Blast Thickneck
06-24-2009, 10:47 PM
Could somebody come up with a less gruesome plan?

Pssh, I'd like to hear a MORE feasible one!

Miguel Sanchez
06-24-2009, 11:06 PM
1) Are there any sort of rubber gloves available?

2) If so I volunteer to smash her skull in with one of the hammers. It should be done in another room, and while doing it I will wrap my shirt around my mouth and nose.

3) If there is any remaining Everclear, I ask that I be able to pour it on my hands and feet afterward to sterilize any leavings from the corpse

4) I think we should leave said hammer in the room with the corpse, because it is now contaminated. (working under the assumption she may be undead)

5) We should distribute the other two weapons (hammer and saw). I've got no problem taking one of them, I suggest Bytor get the other. And we all stay together, so unless there were two killers, at least one innocent person has a weapon.

Don't we have 3 hammers?

Sounds good, but just in terms of practicality - You should use the saw to decapitate her. If we are indeed going to dispense with the weapon, we should leave behind the saw. A blunt tool would be alot easier in a close-proximity battle with a zombie - A saw would take far too long to kill a zombie, and not so long to cut a human throat - it just makes sense. I for one wanna be able to fuck up a zombie mother-fucker quickly when it comes down to it.

I'm just sayin', is all.

Edit - Also, we could just blunt the saw to shit after using it - then no-one can use it. Also, if we just leave whatever weapon we use to do in SA's brains in the same room, it's a pretty safe bet no-one's gonna come in and get it. No-one wants to turn into a zombie and I would assume no-one's going to try and retrieve the weapon.

*Lights Cigarette and retires back to the corner*

BallsMonkey
06-24-2009, 11:09 PM
Pssh, I'd like to hear a MORE feasible one!

Hey, I'm just the token black guy, I'm supposed to smile, stay out of the conversation, and say things like "Damn", "Shit", and "That's Whack".

Blast Thickneck
06-24-2009, 11:16 PM
Don't we have 3 hammers?

I think it's been fairly established that I am, in fact, illiterate. Same thing holds though, just we end up with one more tool.

You should use the saw to decapitate her. If we are indeed going to dispense with the weapon, we should leave behind the saw. A blunt tool would be alot easier in a close-prosimity battle with a zombie - A saw would take far too long to kill a zombie, and not so long to cut a human throat - it just makes sense.

If the saw is capable of that, then you're absolutely right.

Miguel Sanchez
06-24-2009, 11:23 PM
If the saw isn't capable of that, then it'll be useless against a zombie who's actually trying to eat your brains. It could still fuck up a jugular even if it can't sever a head. I would use it as a blunt tool to SA's head at the very lest, just keep it out of the murderers hands. It may have no use against Zombies, but it would still have a use against someone whose brain doesn't have to be destroyed.

Maybe we should go out (In 3s or as a collective) to scour the school for anything else that can be remotely considered a weapon. It would help arm us against the zombies AND take away anything else the murderisers could get their grubby little hands on.

Thoughts?

beckpoppins
06-24-2009, 11:23 PM
can't we just lock her in a locker? i really don't want to be part of a group that maims corpses....

Blast Thickneck
06-24-2009, 11:26 PM
can't we just lock her in a locker?

If she IS a zombie, a locker isn't going to stop her.


Is there a furnace in the school?

beckpoppins
06-24-2009, 11:33 PM
oh sweet jesus

i can't believe we are doing this....

do what you have to, i can't watch.

*covers eyes, fetal position

Miguel Sanchez
06-24-2009, 11:35 PM
can't we just lock her in a locker? i really don't want to be part of a group that maims corpses....

You wanna be part of a group that allows a corpse the possibility of killing us all? *suspicious look*

Not sure how well a furnace would work, Don't know how hot it'd be and if it'd be hot enough to destroy the brain through bone. I think it works best if you decapitate her. You kill a zombie by decapitating the head or destroying the brain.

Blast Thickneck
06-24-2009, 11:37 PM
I'm just trying to think of a more humane way to dispose of someone who could be a fucking monster.

Miguel Sanchez
06-24-2009, 11:44 PM
Fuck being humane. She's dead and could turn into something that becomes alot harder to deal with. Being humane goes out the window in this scenario.

Not trying to create tension, but I want her completely incapacitated. If those Zombies manage to get to us, humanity will be the least of our worries.

Blast Thickneck
06-24-2009, 11:47 PM
I like your style.

Miguel Sanchez
06-24-2009, 11:50 PM
Why thank you sir.

Fag?

EDIT: Fag is english slang for a cigarette

BallsMonkey
06-25-2009, 12:03 AM
Look let's just burn the damn body.

Anyone got a bottle of vodka and a light?

Miguel Sanchez
06-25-2009, 12:04 AM
Won't work. Fire would in NO WAY be hot enough. Just take her to a room and take her damn head off!

BallsMonkey
06-25-2009, 12:07 AM
Alright then, who has the balls to do it?

Blast Thickneck
06-25-2009, 12:09 AM
Alright then, who has the balls to do it?

Right here


Also, I just googled 'will fire melt a human skull' to no avail.

BallsMonkey
06-25-2009, 12:10 AM
What about acid? This is a school there's sure to be some acid lying around.

By-tor
06-25-2009, 12:15 AM
What about acid? This is a school there's sure to be some acid lying around.
I dropped the last of mine afew years back. It was a pretty freaky trip. But, nothing fuckin' like this. I say take her head off over in a corner where becks and the other squeamish don't have to see it, and be done with her.

Blast Thickneck
06-25-2009, 12:23 AM
Real acid?

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k48/tenimeart/Funny/the_goggles_do_nothing.jpg

By-tor
06-25-2009, 12:27 AM
Last time I dropped was probably back in the late 80's or early 90's. Just don't know what kind of rat poison shit you're gonna get these days. And, I HATE the day after. :rolleyes:

Cheney
06-25-2009, 12:27 AM
Christ in a hand bag. Do any of you know how hard it is for a man to catch up on all of this? I'm sorry but we should kill Sweet Adeline. If she comes back we have a possibility of 5 killers and a fecking zombie IN THE SCHOOL. Not including the hoarde, and zombie leader aaron, outside. We kill Sweet Adeline, which takes care of a future accident. I think we get all desks and put them against all windows and doorways on the first floor. We go to the second floor and put more chairs and etc. on the stair way. We choose the classroom closest to the ladder that can take us to the roof of the school. WE all stay in one classroom. The smaller the room the less likely the killers get to creep around 'silently' and also if there's only 5 of them and there's an estimate 18 of us we should be perfectly fine.


Sad thing is though I know Miss Adeline's going to find a way to disrupt my plan ;).

Blast Thickneck
06-25-2009, 12:29 AM
She's dead already.

By-tor
06-25-2009, 12:29 AM
...there's an estimate 18 of us we should be perfectly fine.

Famous last words. :p

Cheney
06-25-2009, 12:37 AM
*The judgment Adeline, like when in the last game where we had 3 groups go into 3 different rooms and By-tor's group had the most fun 'and killers' in it and the killer's smoked us out of the rooms. That was how Antonio blew out our way of deciding the killer and that's how I think Adeline's going to do it.*



Shhh you don't know that.....the killer's most likely are going to let the zombie's into the school and go to the roof aren't they? And they're also going to have the cure to the infection......my mind races!

By-tor
06-25-2009, 12:43 AM
...the killer's most likely are going to let the zombie's into the school and go to the roof aren't they? That's almost a certainty. :(

Scottbob75
06-25-2009, 12:47 AM
Blast, just do what we have to do to SA so then everyone can sniff out the killer/s. By-tor, find the fuse box and turn on ALL THE LIGHTS. I do not care if we draw attention to the school. If all the lights are on then NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO HIDE! Unless we all want to stand around and keep talking about doing in SA and have the chance of her coming back as a zombie and for some fucking reason she bites one of use and that person will try to kill us then and open the fucking doors to let Aaron and his posies of the undead in here.

Now, I checked in at 7:00 P.M. alone. I still have not found that special someone to share my life with as a Pro Kickballer for the Mammoths. "BALLS DEEP!" SA and Beck were checking out the decor out before anyothers show up. As I always show up early (even in school, just so I could nap in class) and tryed to see if anyone needs help with anything.

By-tor
06-25-2009, 12:56 AM
Fuse box under the bleachers. All lights now on. Now, help me cut this woman's head off. *grabs saw*

joep144
06-25-2009, 01:00 AM
WAIT!! Has anyone actually checked her pulse to make sure that she really is dead......maybe she's just in diabetic shock or something. :confused:

Blast Thickneck
06-25-2009, 01:01 AM
She's dead.

Can I cut off the head now? .... (legit question, do we have to vote on this? or can I make a roguenation decision?)

By-tor
06-25-2009, 01:02 AM
WAIT!! Has anyone actually checked her pulse to make sure that she really is dead......maybe she's just in diabetic shock or something. :confused:
She's dead...

http://www.bodybagscount.com/Horror/Fusebox/Img/Victim/ampsycho13.jpg
...for sure, now.

Scottbob75
06-25-2009, 01:04 AM
She's dead.

Can I cut off the head now? .... (legit question, do we have to vote on this? or can I make a roguenation decision?)

No vote, just do

By-tor
06-25-2009, 01:05 AM
So let be done.

Blast Thickneck
06-25-2009, 01:05 AM
Well it appears by-tor has done the deed. I'm on record as wholeheartedly agreeing with that decision.

If he agrees I think we should throw the body in a room with the saw and lock the door behind us.

By-tor
06-25-2009, 01:07 AM
I'm still not sure about giving up any kind of weapon. What if(when) someone else bites the dust?

Blast Thickneck
06-25-2009, 01:09 AM
Hm good point, feel free to keep it then or to keep it in a safe place. I do think the body should be kept away for contamination purposes (even if she isn't a zombie, she's gonna start to reek).

I'm gonna go ahead and take a hammer. I didn't trust any of you in high school, and like I said I don't trust you now (even if I agree with bytor and like Sanchez' style). I didn't particularity like any of you in high school and the only real reason I came to this reunion was because there was an open bar and I have a bit of a drinking problem. I'll be damned if I'm dying at the hands of one of you.

Scottbob75
06-25-2009, 01:11 AM
Guys, Godspeed

By-tor
06-25-2009, 01:12 AM
Okay. Let's(I think there are four of us online right now) each take one of the weapons and stand at the four corners of the gym. Everyone else at center court. Shouldn't be any problems until tomorrow. :confused:

beckpoppins
06-25-2009, 01:14 AM
we have a possibility of 5 killers

back the fuck up, how did you get that number!

Blast Thickneck
06-25-2009, 01:15 AM
Wow good catch. Did someone just let a bit of info slip?

By-tor
06-25-2009, 01:17 AM
back the fuck up, how did you get that number!I never saw that post. Sounds intriguing.

Blast Thickneck
06-25-2009, 01:18 AM
I don't really like the idea of splitting up. I may not trust you all, but I like to know what's going on.

Scottbob75
06-25-2009, 01:19 AM
Agree

Cheney
06-25-2009, 01:22 AM
This is the best we can do and it is for anyone who needs a refreasher
The RULES of the GAME (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mafia_(party_game))


That^

By-tor
06-25-2009, 01:22 AM
If each guy(or girl; becks is here)with a weapon goes to each corner of the gym, and everyone else is at center court, everyone can keep an eye on everyone else.

beckpoppins
06-25-2009, 01:22 AM
that settles it, we are staying together, especially since .... *sniffle* our corpse problem is handled...

(cheney, games no fun when you talk all serious about rules.... takes out the whimsy)

Blast Thickneck
06-25-2009, 01:26 AM
So... five people killed her? YOU BASTARDS!

(im assuming there's more than one baddie here, but I'm trying to apply those rules, just a little bit of a square peg sitchination)

Sweet_Adeline
06-25-2009, 01:28 AM
:( I wasn't even infected. Way to desecrate my corpse guys.



Oh, and voting will be due tonight at 7PM EST/12AM GMT.

Scottbob75
06-25-2009, 01:30 AM
Only the host can pick how many 'killers' are in the game. Saying what the rules COULD imply is a sign that something is not right here. I will keep Cheney in my Cornor for the night. You better pray that someone dies on that dancefloor or your head will meet the claw of my hammer. My Oden have mercy on your soul...

beckpoppins
06-25-2009, 01:30 AM
:( I wasn't even infected. Way to desecrate my corpse guys.
.

*begins frightening girl-sob*

Blast Thickneck
06-25-2009, 01:31 AM
I wasn't even infected. Way to desecrate my corpse guys

I TOLD YOU ALL IT WAS A BAD IDEA!

By-tor
06-25-2009, 01:31 AM
:( I wasn't even infected. Way to desecrate my corpse guys.
I weren't taking no chances, missy. At least we didn't go for the necrophilia thing.

BallsMonkey
06-25-2009, 01:33 AM
*begins frightening girl-sob*

Man up, woman. There's a killer, or killers, on the loose.

Blast Thickneck
06-25-2009, 01:34 AM
Well it appears the zombieism was just a red herring. .... for now :shiftyeyes:


http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1193/1413402275_b19474c2b0.jpg

BallsMonkey
06-25-2009, 01:34 AM
I weren't taking no chances, missy. At least we didn't go for the necrophilia thing.

Oh wait, we decided against that?

*zips up pants*

Sweet_Adeline
06-25-2009, 01:35 AM
I weren't taking no chances, missy. At least we didn't go for the necrophilia thing.

I don't blame you, in fact it was awful smart of you guys to do it.

By-tor
06-25-2009, 01:37 AM
I don't blame you, in fact it was awful smart of you guys to do it.
I'm not gonna say it was my idea.


It was my idea. :D

Blast Thickneck
06-25-2009, 01:39 AM
I still liked my shoe lace stitching idea better, but you guys wouldn't sack up would you?


I'll be sitting in the corner of the gym with my back to the wall and not within ten yards of a window, with my hammer, and I have a huge supply of blow with me so I'm not falling asleep any time soon.

Oh yeah, I have a drug problem too. So great to see you all.

beckpoppins
06-25-2009, 01:42 AM
Man up, woman. There's a killer, or killers, on the loose.

http://www.tilzy.tv/upload/news/Yvette%20Clue.png

ah em sar-ee, i was just so frightened ...

where did this costume and accent come from?....

anybody?

Scottbob75
06-25-2009, 01:48 AM
Great, we have killers, coke heads, skitso, and jocks in the same room. This will be a fun night...

Blast Thickneck
06-25-2009, 01:51 AM
At least their aren't nerds
http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/misc/pictures/nerds.jpg

Who's the skitso?

BallsMonkey
06-25-2009, 01:51 AM
Don't know, but you should probably take it off.



Slowly

Sweet_Adeline
06-25-2009, 01:57 AM
Great, we have killers, coke heads, skitso, and jocks in the same room. This will be a fun night...


And zombies outside your doors! Can't forget about them!

Shäne
06-25-2009, 01:59 AM
Does anybody else think that being so adamant about decapitating a corpse is slightly homicidal behavior?

Also, I think there might be some baseball bats or maybe a javelin in the equipment closet.

Scottbob75
06-25-2009, 02:00 AM
Thanks Ghost of SA!

beckpoppins
06-25-2009, 02:00 AM
Does anybody else think that being so adamant about decapitating a corpse is slightly homicidal behavior?

mm-hmmm

*blows nose*

*whimper

Sweet_Adeline
06-25-2009, 02:02 AM
Thanks Ghost of SA!

You're welcome Scottbob!

Blast Thickneck
06-25-2009, 02:03 AM
Does anybody else think that being so adamant about decapitating a corpse is slightly homicidal behavior?

Not really, she was already dead, and we couldn't take the chance that she may reanimate. I'm sure she'd understand if ByTor hadn't severed her brainstem from the rest of her central nervous system already.

It's not like we're putting it on the top of the shot clock in the gym to warn off anyone, we are just worried about self preservation at this point. I suspect anyone who makes an attempt to appear purely altruistic and sheepish.

Of course there's the whole "I don't want to appear altruistic, because I actually did it, so I'll appear gung ho, but then maybe people will think I'm doing that so I don't appear altruistic, because I actually did it, so maybe I SHOULD be altruistic". Needless to say, it's circular logic and we're safer not trusting each other.

beckpoppins
06-25-2009, 02:07 AM
It's not like we're putting it on the top of the shot clock in the gym to warn off anyone, we are just worried about self preservation at this point. I suspect anyone who makes an attempt to appear purely altruistic and sheepish.

listen captain coke, who died and made you Ash in the last 20 minutes of "evil dead II"...wait... let me rephrase this...

nope... can't think of a way.

Blast Thickneck
06-25-2009, 02:09 AM
listen captain coke, who died and made you Ash in the last 20 minutes of "evil dead II"

Sweet Adeline did!

But really, if yall don't dig my philosophy that's fine, but I'm not going to pretend I'm concerned about anyone other than myself at this moment, there's fucking zombies on the loose man!

Oh yeah and at LEAST one killer apparently. I'm not trying to get too cozy with someone who could be the killer (it didn't work out too well for Doctor Armstrong now did it? I'm not ending up in the English Channel). And I don't want to isolate myself with people either, I don't trust yall but I don't expect yall to trust me either. But if we stick together we might get through this thing.

BallsMonkey
06-25-2009, 02:32 AM
You're welcome Scottbob!

GAH! GHOST!

Sweet_Adeline
06-25-2009, 02:33 AM
GAH! GHOST!

I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'll keep quiet from now on! *goes back to haunting her classroom*

Blast Thickneck
06-25-2009, 02:35 AM
Yep I read that as 'gay ghost.'

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Cheney
06-25-2009, 02:41 AM
Only the host can pick how many 'killers' are in the game. Saying what the rules COULD imply is a sign that something is not right here. I will keep Cheney in my Cornor for the night. You better pray that someone dies on that dancefloor or your head will meet the claw of my hammer. My Oden have mercy on your soul...

I assure you more so than anything I'm innocent. I have no issue with sweet adeline or anyone else in here for the matter. Sorry bout the whole strict rule thing beck, just stating what it said, again apologies.


And is it possible that we're missing something and avoiding people that seem 'extra sad' over SA's death but just may be acting? If ya vote me off all fine and dandy but just know this once I'm a zombie I'll be coming for some revenge. So save a innocent, save your life, kill an innocent, they'll want revenge.

Omaru
06-25-2009, 07:56 AM
not to sound like an ever pacifist here, but can't we just not decapitate any corpses and I dunno, find a way to tie them up instead, if they reanimate they won't exactly be mobile, we'd just have to keep our distace in case they bit our ankles?

Jason Shiffy
06-25-2009, 08:00 AM
Anklebiters! XD

Antonio_Bay
06-25-2009, 08:02 AM
I like how there are killers on the looses and we're more interested in a corpse.

Place the body in a locked room. If it re-animates we may learn something about them. You never know.

And I think what Cheney said about grouping together - It's never that simple.

Jason Shiffy
06-25-2009, 08:49 AM
Shouldn't we make weapons if the zombies break in? I mean unarmed we don't stand a chance against those fuckers... IM MAKING A SPEAR !!

Antonio_Bay
06-25-2009, 08:59 AM
If that's the case we should start re-inforcing/blocking all stairwells leading to the first floor (With one route clear for us to make our way up). If zombies get in, that could be our fallback plan.

However to do so, we'd pretty much have to split into smaller groups to seal all possible routes.


Note: Shouldn't we be a tad more cautious of the threats inside the school?

Miguel Sanchez
06-25-2009, 10:21 AM
Of course we should be, but we should really think about having to defend ourselves against the zombies. It's a case of time management.

I say we stay in the gym as a group and each take it in turns to sleep 2 hours at a time. I don't like the idea of a cokehead being up and awake while everyone is sleeping.

ALSO! Anybody thought of searching everyone here? For all we know, somebody could have a knife, a vial of poison or a 1 tonne anvil about their person!

Antonio_Bay
06-25-2009, 10:27 AM
I think a gym would be the worse place to be in if zombies got in...

Miguel Sanchez
06-25-2009, 10:31 AM
How comes?

It all depends on how many access points they have to the gym, we could just stand infront of where they're coming in and bash their nuts in.

Antonio, why are you so worried about the zombies now? Why minutes ago you were focusing on the threat inside the school. Maybe you just want us out of the Gym! But why... *Lights fag and strokes chin*

I have most certainly got an eye on you Sonny Jim.

Kernal2306
06-25-2009, 10:38 AM
Did anyone check SA pockets for anything that might hint at who the killer(s) might be?

I am all for staying in a group so we can keep an eye on each other. Since we don't know how many possible killers there are we could end up with a group of more killers than innocents.

Has anyone checked to see if there is a generator for the lights? Odds are we will lose power at the worst possible moments so we might want to look for flashlights. If someone has keys to one room then they should have them to all the rooms, right?

Antonio_Bay
06-25-2009, 10:40 AM
Antonio, why are you so worried about the zombies now? Why minutes ago you were focusing on the threat inside the school. Maybe you just want us out of the Gym! But why... *Lights fag and strokes chin*

I have most certainly got an eye on you Sonny Jim.

I only mentioned the gym because your post after mine suggested staying in there. You want to stand in the gym and bash zombie brains? The number of zombies will soon out number you.

We should makes plans to seal off the first floor - with then a clear route to the roof if all else fails.

We can still all group together in a room upstairs.

Scottbob75
06-25-2009, 10:41 AM
Am I the only one who is trying to find out who killed SA because I am pretty sure that it was NOT A ZOMBIE!!!

Miguel Sanchez
06-25-2009, 10:44 AM
We've got absolutely nothing to go on, that's why we can't figure it out yet.

Antonio, I put it to you that you just want us out of the gym and somewhere you can do your evil deeds!

I don't trust one god-damn one of you!
*eye twitches*

Kernal2306
06-25-2009, 10:47 AM
Am I the only one who is trying to find out who killed SA because I am pretty sure that it was NOT A ZOMBIE!!!

Figuring out who killed her is the important thing right now cuz one of us is next.

Miguel Sanchez
06-25-2009, 10:49 AM
Figuring out who killed her is the important thing right now cuz one of us is next.

Ok, again. We have no clues, leads or otherwise.

By-tor
06-25-2009, 11:11 AM
If that's the case we should start re-inforcing/blocking all stairwells leading to the first floor (With one route clear for us to make our way up). If zombies get in, that could be our fallback plan.

However to do so, we'd pretty much have to split into smaller groups to seal all possible routes.

I think this could be a pretty good idea. Groups of 4, or so. Each group with a weapon. I hate the thought of splitting up, but we've got to make sure we are somewhat safe from the zombie horde. We can find the killer(s) soon enough, but if Aaron and company get in we are toasted shit. Ideas?

Scottbob75
06-25-2009, 11:47 AM
I will go for the groups of 4s. It is the best opion for right now. Who will decide on who is in the groups?

Cuclean
06-25-2009, 11:51 AM
How about this? This first four people to post after this are the first group and so on and so on.

Miguel Sanchez
06-25-2009, 12:00 PM
Look, if we're barricading anything, it should be the gym from the inside. The gym is a wide open space, with food and drink (I'm assuming a reunion should have some kind of buffet). No-one can do anything in private in a wide open space like this. Someone could've easily stored some form of weapon upstairs, plus there's a plethora of corridors and classrooms people could disappear in.

Stay in the Gym and everyone can see what everything does. It's that simple. You go upstairs, you don't decrease your risk of zombie attack, but it would give a killer more oppurtunity to attack.

joep144
06-25-2009, 12:01 PM
How about this? This first four people to post after this are the first group and so on and so on.

Any ladies need some company? ;)

Miguel Sanchez
06-25-2009, 12:09 PM
I'm WAITING for the "I told you so" moment.
Man, i'm going to relish that.

Maggie628
06-25-2009, 12:10 PM
Who's in charge of the weapon in our group?

Miguel Sanchez
06-25-2009, 12:14 PM
I say I should be. I trust no-one but myself. For all I know, every last one of you has murder on your mind.

Sweet_Adeline
06-25-2009, 12:20 PM
Can you guys decide already? :p

Miguel Sanchez
06-25-2009, 12:22 PM
No-one's objected to me having the weapon so far, so i'm making an executive decision to take the weapon - I want a hammer.

SA - That okay?

Sweet_Adeline
06-25-2009, 12:24 PM
SA - That okay?

I'm a ghost I don't care. I just need to know what groups you are going off into.

Miguel Sanchez
06-25-2009, 12:27 PM
I meant if it made it any easier for you (the real you) to write the story. :)

BallsMonkey
06-25-2009, 12:29 PM
So who's group am I in?

Miguel Sanchez
06-25-2009, 12:31 PM
If we go by Cuclean's reasoning, the first group is:

Me
Joep144
Maggie628
BallsMonkey

Antonio_Bay
06-25-2009, 12:45 PM
I think this could be a pretty good idea. Groups of 4, or so. Each group with a weapon. I hate the thought of splitting up, but we've got to make sure we are somewhat safe from the zombie horde. We can find the killer(s) soon enough, but if Aaron and company get in we are toasted shit. Ideas?

Ok, so just to get this right, we're splitting up to barricade all entrances to the first floor as our backup plan?

If we go by Cuclean's reasoning, the first group is:

Not just Cuclean's reasoning, we're all deciding this together. I'm in for the next group.

(Isn't this going to take a while for everyone to post and become grouped? Don't forget we're voting later today!)

Why don't we simply split into two groups? Safer?

By-tor
06-25-2009, 01:10 PM
Put me into a group. I'll keep the saw if that's okay? I don't think it's a killin' weapon, but it's safer than nothing. If we get groups of 4, the ones left in the gym can ring the fire bell if the zombies break in somehow. Sound good?

Omaru
06-25-2009, 01:11 PM
I guess I'm going to be in the second group as well and I dunno who will be in charge of the weapon in this group but I'd like to say right now that I don't want it to be me.

Bytor: that sounds fair and I think when all groups have been decided it would be good to know where everyone is. Maybe even better we could have a group go to the principal's office where we can utilise the school radio system?

Miguel Sanchez
06-25-2009, 01:11 PM
I meant his reasoning being the fours being divided by whoever posts next.

I agree with Antonio, two groups is certainly safer. Divide by whoever posts in time?

Miguel Sanchez
06-25-2009, 01:13 PM
Put me into a group. I'll keep the saw if that's okay? I don't think it's a killin' weapon, but it's safer than nothing. If we get groups of 4, the ones left in the gym can ring the fire bell if the zombies break in somehow. Sound good?

If we can do things that way, i'd rather I stay in the Gym. Just feels safer to me.

By-tor
06-25-2009, 01:13 PM
I meant his reasoning being the fours being divided by whoever posts next.

I agree with Antonio, two groups is certainly safer. Divide by whoever posts in time?Two groups would have 2 weapons each. Somewhat safer I'd say. But, we're kinda making some decisions without some of the other's input. :confused: