Haiku Game

[Shäne]

Haiku in this thread.
They'll form a conversation.
Won't it be just fun?

[Sweet_Adeline]

I suppose I'll start:
Ordered laptop, now must wait
July is too far.

[joep144]

Another Haiku?
Weller is STILL the bad boy,
Can't handle him here.

[Firestone2489]

Sundays are boring.
Today I kill time till work.
I need a hobby.

[Shäne]

Obviously we have us another Misinformation fan here. If Weller posts here you'll have to make this another NSFW thread.

Actually no.
I don't listen anymore.
I did a few times.

[Sweet_Adeline]

Another Haiku?
Weller is STILL the bad boy,
Can't handle him here.

Weller, watch your back!
Soon the title will be mine
Bad girl of Haiku
:cool:

[joep144]

Sundays are boring.
Today I kill time till work.
I need a hobby.

New windshield wiper,
Attached to my monitor,
Now I watch RedTube.

[joep144]

Seriously folks,
Want to hear good Haiku work,
Misinformation (http://misinformation.podbean.com/)

[Shäne]

This thread took off well.
Haiku are easy to write.
I could go all day.

[JK]

That is what she said
As By-tor is wont to say
It is too easy

[joep144]

Sneak up behind her,
Choke one off in my hand quick,
Spiderman Ambush.

[Sweet_Adeline]

ew ew ew ew ew
gross gross gross gross gross gross gross
Thread innocence lost

[joep144]

It was headed there,
Haiku Misinfo fan style,
Weller would be proud.

[Antonio_Bay]

Zombies are so cool.
I own many of their films.
May watch one tonight.

[JK]

Steak on the menu
Reward for a job well done
Also some nookie time

:D

[freetoaster]

Nookie forever
Nookie my cookie life wow
Nookie nookie nook

[beckpoppins]

i am confounded
that i have not said this today
i love bruce campbell

[beckpoppins]

awake for hours
feeling hunter lizard-bar
i should twitter this

[beckpoppins]

PBR is dick
great lakes beer is vagina
you know it is true.

[beckpoppins]

just to clarify
no one wants to drink a dick
that's all i'm sayin'

[joep144]

just to clarify
no one wants to drink a dick
that's all i'm sayin'

Got me excited,
Thank you for clearing that up,
Hoped you were thirsty.

[joep144]

This is good practice,
For Haiku Bad Boy Throw down,
Must make Weller work.

[phit_demon]

Just watched Vertigo.
Sweet Jebus, that flick is dark.
Jimmy Stewart pwns.

[TheHangingBrain]

Sweet nectar of life
The White Russian in my hand
making life worth while

[beckpoppins]

Just watched Vertigo.
Sweet Jebus, that flick is dark.
Jimmy Stewart pwns.

i know Vertigo!
hitchcock's discourse about bras...
what a ladies man.

[wanderingquesadila]

Behold John Denver
The sunshine on his shoulders
Has become moonlight

[Erasmus Cunk]

There is a storm here
It's fucking pissing it down
I like the lightning

[donkey]

Haikus are easy
They don't have to rhyme.
Refrigerator.

[phit_demon]

Haikus are easy
They don't have to rhyme.
Refrigerator.

This is my favourite so far. :D

[beckpoppins]

This is my favourite so far. :D

then my i suggest buying this...


http://www.typetees.com/product/623/Haikus_are_easy_but_sometimes_they_don_t?=

[phit_demon]

then my i suggest buying this...


http://www.typetees.com/product/623/Haikus_are_easy_but_sometimes_they_don_t?=

Nice.

[Shäne]

Shirts with a haiku.
They're kind of overrated.
But I'm wearing one. (http://www.7tshirt.com/296/shirts-with-a-haiku-tshirt.html)

[puggso_32]

One lonely dark night
Haikus read on the quickstop
Shit pants with laughing

[Shäne]

I can't go in there.
Not old enough for that thread.
NSFW.

[JK]

Big ol' bouncy breasts
cunning linguists linger there
yeah, you are too young

[Firestone2489]

I understood that,
It was nice word play good sir,
I am envious.

[JK]

Poetry I've done
Written too many to count
Lyrical gangsta :cool:

[Firestone2489]

Its a gift you have,
I find haikus very fun,
for dirty word play.

[JK]

Haiku is okay
Iambic pentameter...
That is the good stuff

[Firestone2489]

Shakespeare's style is nice.
I find the haiku simpler.
its not long winded.

[joep144]

Feel like a sell-out,
Doing Haikus on this site,
Weller started me.

[joep144]

I need a stiff drink,
Bombay Sapphire and Tonic,
Shame corner tonight.

[Cuclean]

I need a stiff drink,
Bombay Sapphire and Tonic,
Shame corner tonight.

Ice and lemon?
I need to leave work behind,
They are assholes at best.

[joep144]

Perhaps my last line needs a rewrite:

With a squeeze of lime.

[Weller]

Weller, watch your back!
Soon the title will be mine
Bad girl of Haiku
:cool:

Woman talking shit
F@%k with bull you get the horn
Gloves are coming off

[ZBarclay]

just to clarify
no one wants to drink a dick
that's all i'm sayin'

Ask most college girls
Past experience proves.
Your statement is false.

[joep144]

Woman talking shit
F@%k with bull you get the horn
Gloves are coming off

I hoped the "Haiku Bad Boy" would show up.

[Sweet_Adeline]

F@%k with bull you get the horn


Why only one horn?
What are you a unicorn,
Mythical creature?
http://www.soul-hunter.com/sailormoon/images/a_pegasus.jpg

[phit_demon]

Ask most college girls
Past experience proves.
Your statement is false.

Your technique is bad
Haikus go 5-7-5
Reread your attempt.

[Aaron]

This is my first one
Not sure I can do it right
Its fun trying though

[ZBarclay]

Recount syllables.
Realize my gaffe too late.
Haiku disaster.

[JK]

Disaster, in truth
A relative thing for sure
Sun shines regardless

[By-tor]

DragonCon, oh yeah
Apocalypse grows nearer
I can't fucking wait.

[Shäne]

About DragonCon.
Pics or it didn't happen.
You better snap some.

[ZBarclay]

That's what she said, right?
By-Tor most likely snaps bras.
We all go to jail.

[Aaron]

High above the muck
Castle made of clouds sits he
Shane wonderboy now

[freetoaster]

Thursday dollar beer
oh my god need beer nowa
all-day-dream of beer

[beckpoppins]

Thursday dollar beer
oh my god need beer nowa
all-day-dream of beer

i know how you feel
best bartender at the dive
i'll be drunk tonight

[joep144]

Drinks do sound real good,
Have cheap beer at Taco Night,
Drunk thread tomorrow.

[Antonio_Bay]

Addicted to this.
Someone out there is to blame.
You know who you are.

[Cheney]

Looking at college
I have no idea where
Where should I go to?

[beckpoppins]

Addicted to this.
Someone out there is to blame.
You know who you are.

Masaoka Shiki

your name is not five
but Wikipedia says
you are the blamed one

[Aaron]

I created beast
But now I hate the perv stuff
Not Safe For Work Thread

[Cheney]

I created beast
But now I hate the perv stuff
Not Safe For Work Thread

Send in the cleaners
Not the one from Pulp Fiction
The Venture Brothers :cool:

[joep144]

Lonely out in space,
An astronaut cranks one out,
Jizz just floats away.

[Sweet_Adeline]

Addicted to this.
Someone out there is to blame.
You know who you are.

I am not sorry
I unleashed a haiku beast
You are Awesomesauce.

[joep144]

Happy Fathers Day,
To all acting and real dads,
Relax and drink beer.

[Cuclean]

My sentiments too
A fun time birthday for me
Lock ins are the bomb.

[TLS]

Haiku is stupid
I wish I could make it rhyme
It would sound better

[wanderingquesadila]

Haiku must not rhyme
Trying is a waste of time
Wasting time is fine

[PrimitiveMan]

Lost my iPod jack
It cost me twenty dollars
Why are they not cheap?

[Antonio_Bay]

Waiting for SA
Hurry up and reveal votes
Taking too darn long.

:) :p

[Miguel Sanchez]

Lions play tomorrow
Can't watch that or Murray's Match
Never work weekends.

:(

[PrimitiveMan]

Saw Sci Fi's Tin Man
Lots of cutesy references
Otherwise not bad

[TLS]

Everyday my heart
Brakes when I see you there dead
Poor little roadkill

[PrimitiveMan]

Lost my iPod jack.
Got new one after long search;
Twenty dollars gone.

[Sweet_Adeline]

big paycheck today
have to save most of it though
hope it's worth it

[BOP TILL U DROP]

This thread's awesomesauce
Wasn't here when it started
Must resurrect now

[PrimitiveMan]

Blockbuster just called.
"Return or we'll charge your card."
What a bunch of pricks.

[Cuclean]

Drunk girl screams out rape
Damaged car is the victim.
Lock her up right now.

[BOP TILL U DROP]

At first I said, "what?"
Untill "Ventilation" thread
Now I just say, awwww

[Cuclean]

May be misconstrued
Should pace out my post timing
No intent to shock.

[ManGuy]

Aw, I love Haiku's
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Watching "Home Movies"
Brenden, Melissa, Jason
Walter and Perry

[ManGuy]

Watching "Home Movies"
Brenden, Melissa, Jason
Walter and Perry

I love Home Movies
Walter and Perry are Great!
"Let's Hug Eachother!"

[PrimitiveMan]

Be up at seven
Work at paying job til two
Go on set at three.

[Alexsad]

Must not cry in fear,
Since Haiku's are not that bad,
These thoughts are sincere?

[freetoaster]

I need love tonight
fuck my brains all the way out
else i die no lie

[Shäne]

I started this thread.
It's grown to be a monster.
I am quite proud now.

[PrimitiveMan]

Ask to work at nine
They schedule me at seven
This is some bullshit

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Watching [adult swim]
3:50 am can't sleep
Refrigerator

[puggso_32]

Too many people
Are using the same last line
Refrigerator


:)

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Too many people
Are using the same last line
Refrigerator


:)

Puggso I agree
Must increase my dastardly
Vocabulary

[puggso_32]

Puggso I agree
Must increase my dastardly
Vocabulary

Don't fret about it
It's only a haiku game
They don't even rhyme

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Good morning Puggso
We have haiku dialogue
On Movie Poop Shoot.

[puggso_32]

Good morning Puggso
We have haiku dialogue
On Movie Poop Shoot.

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/dd/Boxxy-Awesome.png

[BOP TILL U DROP]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/dd/Boxxy-Awesome.png
Thank you so much, sir
Although I'm always told such
I love to hear more.

[Firestone2489]

I want a cigar.
Its been a week since my last.
Shopping tomorrow.

[PrimitiveMan]

Live Fever is fun
Aaron and Ken are awesome
...
That's as far as I

[BOP TILL U DROP]

O, PrimitiveMan
You ran out of syllables
HA HA HA HA HA!!!

[BOP TILL U DROP]

I miss my boyfriend
I would walk 200 miles
To kiss him goodnight

[JK]

eight, nine feet away
my fiancée, on the couch
separate laptops

:rolleyes:

[BOP TILL U DROP]

So inspiring
A glimpse into my future
From JK Hulon

[JK]

The once great Karnack
Been replaced by yours truly
Psychic Joe, five cents

;)

[By-tor]

People who chew nails
Especially their toenails
Are some sick-ass fecks.
:D

[Shäne]

I will step forward.
Aaron isn't alone here.
I do it as well. :o

[By-tor]

For Odin's sake, boy
Tell me it's just the fingers
Toes too? Just plain "Ewwwwwwwwwww!"

[BOP TILL U DROP]

You guys are so gross
Skinny Aaron and cute Shane
Toenail Eaters, Inc.

[BOP TILL U DROP]

I've gotten lazy
College grad just lays in bed
Gotta leave this place

[joep144]

Net down for a bit,
It's up and running again,
Redtube here I come.
;)

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Picked the wrong major
Li'l Miss Sound Engineer
Struggles to find job

[Alexsad]

Melting ice kills bears.
Worry because their polar bears.
Sadly, no one cares.

[Shäne]

For Odin's sake, boy
Tell me it's just the fingers
Toes too? Just plain "Ewwwwwwwwwww!"

Mostly just fingers.
Can't always find the clippers.
Got to improvise.

[PrimitiveMan]

I would trust my teeth
Better than sharp nail clippers
But taste would last days

[freetoaster]

If I'm lucky peace
I'll get a piece of her piece
If not FTW

[Alexsad]

If I'm lucky peace
I'll get a piece of her piece
If not FTW

I find it funny that
both, FTW and 'For The
Win' complete the Hiaku.

[PrimitiveMan]

Bringing Out the Dead
Cannot describe awesomeness
Nick Cage looks so tired

[ZBarclay]

If I'm lucky peace
I'll get a piece of her piece
If not FTW
(Breaking the 4th wall of the game for a second)
The letter "W" or "double u" has 3 syllables. :D

I find it funny that
both, FTW and 'For The
Win' complete the Hiaku.

(And again...)
Dude...none of that was right...none of it...
5
7
5
(Carry on)

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Stop it, Z!
++EDIT++
In Haiku form...

Stop it Z Barclay
You Fart Monster Poop head Man
Leave those kids alone.

[ZBarclay]

Purpose defeated
By incorrect Haiku form
Thread structure derails

[Aaron]

Added to long list
We have new type of nazi
Haiku new to me

[ZBarclay]

Perfection not goal
Adequacy would be nice
Respect Haiku form

[Scottbob75]

Very long day ahead
What else is needed from store
Milk carton boat race

[JK]

Yard too wet to mow
Skies too cloudy to ride bike
'nother wasted day

[Aaron]

Whole purpose is to say
Purple Monkey Dishwasher
In haiku form is fun.

[Scottbob75]

Dana Syder thinks
Miller Lite is just water
Just bought 12 pack

[puggso_32]

Whole purpose is to say
Purple Monkey Dishwasher
In haiku form is fun.

Dana Syder thinks
Miller Lite is just water
Just bought 12 pack


...ummm....fail?

[Aaron]

Yup, I totally failed in the first line of mine

[JK]

Yard dried out, now mowed
Only problem- I'm now drunk
Three beers in twenty...

[ZBarclay]

Yup, I totally failed in the first line of mine

Aaron from the isle
Try drumming with your hands once
Get syllables right

:D

[JK]

Even whilst drinking
My Haiku is very strong
Poetry- my bag

[PrimitiveMan]

Haiku is so fun
Would not fuck with the format
Can't we all be friends?

[phit_demon]

Yup, I totally failed in the first line of mine
The last line too.

[By-tor]

The mail just came in
Got a DragonCon brochure
Apocalypse nears.
:D

[randomlogic]

Weller's been sweating
He'll throw down epic haiki
I fear Amanda

Oly shined also
The one about Jem, truly
Truly outrageous

Stiff competition
Would have liked to hear more Joe
And DtCB

My haiki are in
Can't wait until next Thursday
-Misinfo. Dark Horse

[PrimitiveMan]

I can't believe it
Summer is halfway over
I feel kinda sad...


...


That was a cop-out
Sorry for wasting your time
Want two minutes back.

[Scottbob75]

Just wasted my time
Trying to figure out Facts
Bob Ross paints again

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Scott, you are obsessed,
you need to get a hobby
...and Bob Ross is dead.

[Scottbob75]

Bob Ross is Dead
How can this happen to us
He created life

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Bob Ross liked to paint,
He PAINTED, not CREATED.
Know the difference.

[Scottbob75]

Geek Haikus

Hot Anime Girls
Never Gonna Give You Up
No! Not Rick Astley!

Learn from the Jedi.
Discipline, control, respect.
Dangerous muppet.

Haikus are easy
Yes, even with my eyes closed
See, thhy are npt hrad!

[puggso_32]

Hot Anime Girls
Never Gonna Give You Up
No! Not Rick Astley!



A haiku with a Rick roll!

You sir are the new bad boy of haiku in my mind!

[PrimitiveMan]

Skype is in danger
Joltix came with their lawyers
What a bunch of dicks.

[ZBarclay]

You sir are the new bad boy of haiku in my mind!

You'll be hearing from our lawyers.

[Miguel Sanchez]

You'll be hearing from our lawyers.

http://www.canpages.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/lionel-hutz.gif

[Scottbob75]

You'll be hearing from our lawyers.

I was only playing around.

[Sweet_Adeline]

You sir are the new bad boy of haiku in my mind!

I'll have none of that sir!

[JK]

Call up them lawyers
Plead your case as best you can
All for naught, bitches

:D

[Scottbob75]

As I sit here now
Wishing I did not step on
Amanda's Title

[Scottbob75]

Ninja or Pirate
Both Great On Paper, But
Vikings Rule The World

[ZBarclay]

Ninjas from Japan
Asia makes all things today
I have found the flaw

[Scottbob75]

Childhood toys come
Childhood toys go missing
Sandbox deathtrap keeps

[Scottbob75]

Tom Servo Can Sing
Crow T. Robot can too
Robots In Space

[puggso_32]

Childhood toys come
Childhood toys go missing
Sandbox deathtrap keeps

You just lost the title with this Aaron-esque effort!

[PrimitiveMan]

Can't think of Haiku
Sleep-addled brain won't let me
Not even last line

[BallsMonkey]

The Lion sees prey
It pounces under moonlight
Why does my crotch itch

[ManGuy]

Just Got back in town.
Was on Vacation this week.
Im Very Sunburned.

[PrimitiveMan]

Lost my ID badge
Pain in the ass for new one
The fuck did it go?

[randomlogic]

Finished my workout
Hurled Jack Daniel's and Thai food
Feel the burn and flush

[Erasmus Cunk]

A proper haiku
makes mention of the weather.
It's pissing it down.

[randomlogic]

A noble spirit
(Mind, this is quite cromulent)
Embiggens us all.

[PrimitiveMan]

First ID badge found
It was in the dishwasher
What the fucking fuck??

[randomlogic]

Well done, Primitive.
Now you know, in the future
Don't drink in work clothes.

[PrimitiveMan]

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!

:D

[phit_demon]

A noble spirit
(Mind, this is quite cromulent)
Embiggens us all.

Yup, you get some (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3wXkv1VW54&videos=mvy99ntwU1o&playnext=4&playnext_from=TL).

[PrimitiveMan]

RC on Wheels Tour
Went there tonight after work
Here is my report:


6:30

At Robot Chicken
This place is fucking insane
Saw Seth Green, suckers!

7:45

I am shortest here
Only one shorter is Seth,
And he's wearing skates.

10:00

Almost to the end
For rap, Gym Class Heroes rock!
Tomorrow will hurt.

In Conclusion

Didn't get to talk
Or even an autograph,
But it was worth it.

[randomlogic]

Yup, you get some (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3wXkv1VW54&videos=mvy99ntwU1o&playnext=4&playnext_from=TL).

Got some from Phitzy
Damn straight, it was good for me
Was it good for you?

[Scottbob75]

Why is it Raining
At Eight Clock in The Morning
Want to Sleep All Day

[Antonio_Bay]

Dinner time again
No burning fingers this time
Onion Bhajis rule.

[Cuclean]

Dinner time again
No burning fingers this time
Onion Bhajis rule.

Indeed they do sir.
Builders breakfast won the vote.
How? I'll never know.
:D

[Erasmus Cunk]

Builder's Breakfast crisps
taste like farts through a jock-strap.
Walkers crisps are crap

except sensations.
Thai sweet chilli rule my world
Yum yum yum yum yum.

[ManGuy]

The best breakfast food
has got to be pancakes dude.
Domino Rally!

[randomlogic]

Breakfast is for folks
Who don't drink enough daily
I just drink coffee.

[PrimitiveMan]

School starts in two weeks
Taking Documentary
Calling for subjects.

[TomHarrington]

How does haiku work?
I used to know, but forgot.
Nevermind. Sorry.

[Scottbob75]

Why is the morning
one of the hardest times to
work on Haikus

[Aaron]

Zac Barclay sucks balls
Misinformation is lame
Weller is my bitch

[Aaron]

Amanda is queen?
Weller got bitch slapped real hard
You want your balls back?

[Aaron]

Haiku is fun game
You may think those two were mean
I hurt what I love

[JK]

Best way to waste time
Posting here in the forums
But the grass needs cut

[TomHarrington]

-ing. Grass needs cutting.
He ran out of syllables.
I hate when that happ

[randomlogic]

Amanda is queen?
Weller got bitch slapped real hard
You want your balls back?

Third place wasn't bad
Amanda tripled my votes
Next year I will win

[BOP TILL U DROP]

-ing. Grass needs cutting.
He ran out of syllables.
I hate when that happ
-ens. Helped you out there.
You ran out of syllables
I'm such a sweetheart.

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Maybe if I post
Many haiku in this thread
Post count will beat Shane's.

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Watching A&E
Message in a Bottle's on
This movie is gay.

[OhNoBuffalo]

I suck at My Brute
Bears will always kill me there
Redtube is more fun

[randomlogic]

Melancholy day
Want school semester to start
Sad I have no life

[TomHarrington]

-ens. Helped you out there.
You ran out of syllables
I'm such a sweetheart.

Thanks very much, Bop.
That's mighty Christian of you.
Five syllables here.

[TheHangingBrain]

I suck at My Brute
Bears always kill me there
Redtube is more fun

Redtube is quite lame
When you cum across Tube 8
See what I did there?

[OhNoBuffalo]

Tube 8 is the hotness
You just can't beat it AT all
You can beat yourself

[OhNoBuffalo]

Data entry sucks
It Makes me hate my keyboard
I should break it now

[BOP TILL U DROP]

I must resurrect
My own poetic finesse
And write more haiku

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Tube 8 is the hotness
You just can't beat it AT all
You can beat yourself
I see what you did
Twas a pornographic joke
Tasteless, but funny

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Maybe if I post
Many haiku in this thread
Post count will beat Shane's.
Thank God school's back in
He doesn't know we're fighting
But I kicked Shane's butt

[Scottbob75]

I need to spell
There is no excuse for it
Why can't I do it

[BOP TILL U DROP]

I need to spell
There is no excuse for it
Why can't I do it
You need School House Rock
That's how I learned everything
Knowledge is Power

[By-tor]

I need to spell
There is no excuse for it
Why can't I do itReally, dude. You may be the most non-spelling dyslexic bastage here. With a small vote for donkey. :p

[Shäne]

Thank God school's back in
He doesn't know we're fighting
But I kicked Shane's butt

You have more posts now.
You do realize, this means war.
On like Donkey Kong. :D

:p

[BOP TILL U DROP]

You have more posts now.
You do realize, this means war.
On like Donkey Kong. :D

:p
I'm bigger than you!
Higher up on the food chain!
Get in my belly!

[Erasmus Cunk]

I watch with interest
as Bop and Shane go to war.
Whose haiku will win?

[Cuclean]

Irrelevant now,
A battle is all we want,
Let's get it ohhhnn! (I counting that as two syllibals. Fuck ya'll! ;) )

[BOP TILL U DROP]

We have to wait for Shane
I know it's past his bedtime
Poor little baby.

[Cuclean]

Aren't you warming,
Your vocals chords for morning?
And I've got nothing...

[Shäne]

I'm bigger than you!
Higher up on the food chain!
Get in my belly!

You may be older.
But I'm 6'2".
Another weight class.

[BOP TILL U DROP]

You may be older.
But I'm 6'2".
Another weight class.
I may be 5'3"
But I'm young, dumb, and full of....


















Butt kicking action.
:p

[Firestone2489]

I am now smoking,
It is the weirdest cigar.
Its called Nefasto.

[Shäne]

I may be 5'3"
But I'm young, dumb, and full of....



Butt kicking action.
:p

I'm a gentleman.
You just might win after all.
I won't hit a girl. :o

[BOP TILL U DROP]

I'm a gentleman.
You just might win after all.
I won't hit a girl. :o
Yes, young Padawan
I sense the Force within you
A wise choice you make.

[By-tor]

You damn kids kill me
I love all your back and forth
Cowboys for the win.
:p

[JK]

Logged in for a change
Been lurking, watching, waiting
For what? I dunno...

[phit_demon]

I need to spell

You need to count your syllables too.

[BOP TILL U DROP]

I have been murdered.
Cast into the dismal swamp
By the ones I love.


(heh heh heh...)

[By-tor]

The Cat tore me up.
In the other will I am.
Not like it matters.
:D

[PrimitiveMan]

Thought I lost my book.
Checked before I bought new one;
It was in my bag.
:mad:

[Cuclean]

Thought I lost my book.
Checked before I bought new one;
It was in my bag.
:mad:

Well then that is good.
Why the use of the frowny face?
Need to vent brother?

[wanderingquesadila]

We're looking at Wayne's
basement, but that's not Wayne's base-
ment, isn't that weird?

[phit_demon]

Well then that is good.
Why the use of the frowny face?
Need to vent brother?

5
8
5

[Cuclean]

5
8
5


The post before mine.
I miscounted that fucker.
Surely 'twas my bad.

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Bored and oh, so sad
As if no one wants to chat
On Movie Poopshoot.

[Sharp-O]

Cannot go to sleep
Listening to Misinfo
They make me happy

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Sharp-O Sharp-O Sharp
O, Sharp-O Sharp-O Sharp-O
Sharp-O Sharp-O, Yes.

[Sharp-O]

Sharp-O Sharp-O Sharp
O, Sharp-O Sharp-O Sharp-O
Sharp-O Sharp-O, Yes.

I am truly blessed
You made a haiku for me
Now here's a cookie

[Miguel Sanchez]

This thread needs bumping
For Haiku is beautiful
Now write verse, you swine.

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Though I am not swine
I will help you resurrect
Fallen haiku thread

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Do you all recall
Most popular ending was
Refrigerator.

[Miguel Sanchez]

"Hair is in my face
Vision impared by brown strands"
Tie it back, Magoo.

[BOP TILL U DROP]

My brain will not sleep
My body badly needs rest
Lobotomy, please.

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Eight-oh-two PM
I'm already in my bed
World Wide Webbing it.

[BOP TILL U DROP]

The massive oak tree
Stands proud outside my window
Dirty peeping Tom...

[Miguel Sanchez]

Mum's gone for two weeks
Can't figure out the washer
I'm destined to stink.

[BOP TILL U DROP]

That's no good at all.
But I guess a stinky man
is a manly man.

[Miguel Sanchez]

I have enough clothes
To last me around a week
After that, I'm screwed.

[TheHangingBrain]

I really like cake
And sometimes I eat pie too
Fuck you, Jenny Craig

[McMarcoP]

When your job is shite
Trying to write very bad haikus
Seems the way to go

[phit_demon]

When your job is shite
Trying to write very bad haikus
Seems the way to go

Your second line had
Nine syllabbles instead of
Seven. Try harder.

[McMarcoP]

Your second line had
Nine syllabbles instead of
Seven. Try harder.
I'd say they are eight
Still wrong here but anyway
You are wrong too, Sir

[phit_demon]

Trying to write very bad haikus

Your second line had
Nine syllabbles instead of
Seven. Try harder.

I'd say they are eight
Still wrong here but anyway
You are wrong too, Sir

Try-ing-to-write-ve-ry-bad-hai-kus. Count 'em hoss. ;)

[McMarcoP]

Try-ing-to-write-ve-ry-bad-hai-kus. Count 'em hoss.
I insist that "trying" is one syllable. Or how do you pronounce it, ya Paddy?

[phit_demon]

I insist that "trying" is one syllable. Or how do you pronounce it, ya Paddy?

"Try" is one syllable, "ing" is also one syllable.

Dig up, stoopid. ;)

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/Transformers%20gifs/dig-up-stupid.jpg

[McMarcoP]

"Try" is one syllable, "ing" is also one syllable.
Dig up, stoopid.
*I* pronounce it as a single syllable.
Stoopid.

http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/a/alice-cooper/album-hey-stoopid.jpg

[phit_demon]

*I* pronounce it as a single syllable.
Stoopid.

http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/a/alice-cooper/album-hey-stoopid.jpg

Well then you pronounce it incorrectly. :D

Trying has two syllables. (http://www.howmanysyllables.com/words/trying.html)

[Aaron]

How could anyone pronounce it as one syllable?
I'm trying to wrap my brain around this...


Tryn?

Huh?

[Antonio_Bay]

New Hands Down is up
If you want to check it out
You can do so here (http://www.asitecalledfred.com/forums/showthread.php?p=302379).


:p

[By-tor]

How could anyone pronounce it as one syllable?
I'm trying to wrap my brain around this...


Tryn?

Huh?I'd imagine so. I have hella more understanding for that kinda stuff after hearing you monkeys call it Tanksgiving, and Tursday. ;)

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Anniversary
of haiku thread is today
Way to go, Shane Stain

[Shäne]

I started the thread.
You guys posted in the thread.
I didn't that much. :o

[McMarcoP]

Well then you pronounce it incorrectly.
Trying has two syllables. (http://www.howmanysyllables.com/words/trying.html)
Oright, oright.
Can I still call you stoopid, though? Please?
How could anyone pronounce it as one syllable?
I'm trying to wrap my brain around this...
Tryn?
Genau.

[BOP TILL U DROP]

I drank Sweet Dreams Tea
More than one hour has past
I have yet to dream.

[McMarcoP]

I am crap at this
Or so Phit will keep saying
But I will still try

[BOP TILL U DROP]

I've got a new heart
This one won't cry, lie, or try
To act like it cares.