Zombie Survival

[JasterIsFett]

In honor of the recent zombie awesomeness in media and such. I thought this might be fun. I know this has been floating around on the interwebs for a while, but for those of you who haven't seen.

http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt306/JasterIsFett/1233632952300.jpg

Please forgive me if this has been done already. Just edit and show off your own plan or dream/nightmare scenario for a zombie uprising.

Larger Version (http://s622.photobucket.com/albums/tt306/JasterIsFett/?action=view&current=1233632952300-1.jpg)

[Antonio_Bay]

Sorry for my messy reply. It was much more quicker to drag it into Photoshop, scribble, then post.

http://www.dayofthedawn.com/survival.jpg

[phit_demon]

Primary Weapon: Red Lightsaber

Secondary Weapon: Another red lightsaber. :D (Both of the Count Dooku variety)

Vehicle: Hatredcopter

Armour: None

Battle Anthem: See Vehicle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9LOAdP9iIQ)

Sidekick: T-9000

Stronghold: Mordhaus

Location: Mordland

Last Words: "Choke on 'em!"

[JK]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3632/3613227643_f34a1c04f5.jpg (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3632/3613227643_e9c7d84332_o.jpg)

Click for larger version :cool:

[Jason Shiffy]

Primary Weapon
Sniper Rifle

Secondary Weapon
Sawn-off Shotgun

Vehicle
Dodge Charger

Armour
Crossmotorgear or whatever it's called xD

Battle Anthem
Guns 'N Roses - Welcolme to the Jungle

Sidekick
Spike Spiegel (Actually I would be HIS sidekick xD)

Stronghold
Customized Boeing 747

Location
Airport

Last Words
"QUHZK!" (That's what the duck says)

[BallsMonkey]

Primary weapon: Katana

Secondary weapon: Trench knives

Vehicle: Turtle Party Wagon

Armor: Ninja attire , a la Snake-Eyes. Sans the mask.

Battle Anthem: G.I. Joe theme song

Sidekick: Ernie Reyes Jr. Or Kristen Kruek.

Stronghold: Ninja hidehout

Location: Classified

Last Words: "Aw crap"

[beckpoppins]

primary -

http://www.osha.gov/SLTC/etools/logging/manual/logger/other_tools/1a-axe.gif

back up weapon - crowbar

transport - fuck gas! i'll take a bike

armor - i need support

http://wirelessdigest.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/pulsebeat_bra.jpg

theme music - heart - barracuda

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bt_-R5LInU

sidekick - like i was not gonna say...

http://dictated.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/bruce-campbell.jpg

stronghold - lots of windows and hidey holes

http://www.iatwm.com/200509/Cleveland/RockHall.jpg

location - the shores of Erie

last words - hysterical screaming.

[Sweet_Adeline]

Primary Weapon: The Auto Assault-12 (AA-12) - It's is a fully automatic, recoilless shotgun that can fire 300 rounds per minute.

Secondary Weapon: A katana

Vehicle: Custom anti-zombie vehicle I designed :P

Armour: Hmmm What beck said.

Battle Anthem: The distance - Cake

Sidekick: Hmmm. John McClain or Antonio Bay (even though I would be the sidekick to them :p)

Stronghold: A custom designed self sustaining compound

Location: Somewhere in western Canada, I couldn't tell you the exact co-ordinates, I don't want too many people drawing attention to it.

Last Words: *crying*

[dtcb]

Primary Weapon
SAW
http://www.militarypictures.info/d/219-3/M249SAW.jpg
Secondary Weapon
a couple of tomahawks
http://www.gggaz.com/uploaded_images/Tomahawk/BattleHawk-Gray.jpg

Vehicle
The Hate Tank

Armour
http://www.japanese-samurai-armor.com/samurai_armor_yoroi_best/samurai_o_yoroi_armor_usd_16500/samurai_o_yoroi_armor_usd_16500_1.jpg

Battle Anthem
Sesame Street - Elmo's World

Sidekick
Saddam Hussein

Stronghold
A water tower

Location
The tropical island of slutty nympho zombie cheerleaders

Last Words
"Fuck-a-dili-icious!"

[beckpoppins]

side note, am i the only one that was bummed that swine flue was not the start of the zombie apocalypse?

i was sad.

[dtcb]

side note, am i the only one that was bummed that swine flue was not the start of the zombie apocalypse?

i was sad.

you are the only one.........I hope.

(there's a distinct possibiliy that Antonio said "darn!" when things didn't pan out).

[beckpoppins]

i mean it is a tragedy that it was and is a terrible illness , but how awesome would it be if the DEAD FUCKIN' ROSE.

it would take the sting out.

as an atheist and a crazy person i believe in zombies more than religion. Me and my friend scottie called each other 100 times over the first few days of swine flew to see if we heard any zombie news.

[dtcb]

you're in good company on this board. tons of zombie fans here.

me, I'm in a high population density city.


the worst place for zombies so i'm trying to avoid the occurance.

coincidentally, worst place for epidemics as well. bummer.

[JasterIsFett]

Primary Weapon
Silver Lightsaber :D
(Going completely insane, I would choose Green Lantern's ring)

Secondary Weapon
The Fubar Crowbar
http://bexhuff.com/files/images/fubar.jpg

Vehicle
Hell...if I could have anything, a black 1970 BOSS 429 Mustang.

Armor
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/44/Gordon_Freeman_-_Valve_Concept_Art_-_Walking_with_a_crowbar_-_cropped.jpeg/270px-Gordon_Freeman_-_Valve_Concept_Art_-_Walking_with_a_crowbar_-_cropped.jpeg

Battle Anthem
Something stupid-long like...Cassandra Gemini or cool like "Battlefield" from the Ka Soundtrack.

Sidekick
Brock Samson

Stronghold
The Monarch's Cocoon

Location
Near the ocean somewhere.

Last Words
"Well I'll be damned. This is funny." or maybe "Such Is Life."

[Jason Shiffy]

as an atheist and a crazy person...

I stopped reading after that... Kudo's to the guy that wanted the Gordon Freeman armour! :D

[JasterIsFett]

as an atheist and a crazy person i believe in zombies more than religion.

I stopped reading after that...

I'm a little confused as to why. Were you offended that she was an athiest or that she used both words in the same sentence? She wasn't saying that she was crazy because she was an athiest, it was just a secondary qualifier.

[beckpoppins]

ya, my being atheist points out that believe there is no magic jojo force that runs the world and i am just saying i'm crazy because i know zombies bad, but i still kinda hope that they are real.

it's like saying that girl in the red dress is hot, the red dress and the hotness have little to do with each other.

[JasterIsFett]

the red dress and the hotness have little to do with each other.

The red dress and the hotness have everything to do with each other.;)

just ask Candy Mantlepiece...

[joep144]

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/69/l_73c9567e83d045b2b403b73e859bc356.jpg

I didn't realize until I posted that you can't read some of the text in my picture......

Battle Anthem: Bodies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO_QntXc-c4)

Last Words: "I'm not through with you bastards yet." *pulls pin on grenade*

[Scottbob75]

http://i640.photobucket.com/albums/uu129/ScottWhiteAHH/ZombieTools.jpg

[Jason Shiffy]

I'm a little confused as to why. Were you offended that she was an athiest or that she used both words in the same sentence?

No dude... I just lost interest that's all... It's not like I hate atheists. Everybody can believe in whatever they feel like...





I'll just laugh when they burn in hell :D

[Antonio_Bay]

(there's a distinct possibility that Antonio said "darn!" when things didn't pan out).

I'm patient. I can wait. I know the Zombie uprising is coming...

[JK]

Last Words: "I'm not through with you bastards yet." *pulls pin on grenade*

Personally, I'd find myself a MRV (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ms/0/05/MMIII_MIRV.jpg) and if it gets to a last stand, no win situation, set a dead man's switch on it and go big. :D

http://msrb.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/mushroom-cloud-hb.jpg

Incinerate myself and undead fuckers... I ain't coming back.

[joep144]

I just figured a grenade would be a little more accessible......however what every you have that would make the biggest explosion would be GREAT.

[wanderingquesadila]

Primary Weapon: Tommy Gun

Secondary Weapon: Flamethrower

Vehicle: Delorian

Armour: None

Battle Anthem: Music from "Monday Night Football"

Sidekick: Carl Weathers
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5104A10E9PL._SL500.jpg

Stronghold: Taco Bell

Location: Maine

Last Words: "I love you too, zombie Scarlett Johansson."

[Cheney]

Primary Weapon
Mace *And not the spray kind either, the medievel times one*

Secondary Weapon
Fatman Bomb

Vehicle
General Lee

Armour
http://www.originalprop.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/iron-man-armor-pic-2.jpg

Battle Anthem
Six Shooter - Queens Of The Stone Age

Sidekick
http://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/attachments/month_0712/pandas-need-guns_R65FHXEySH1E.jpg

Stronghold
The Grand Hotel/and or Fudge shop

Location
Mackinaw Island

Last Words
"There is no help for me now. There is only revenge."

[Cheney]

I'm patient. I can wait. I know the Zombie uprising is coming...

I'm reading The zombie survival guide as a bed time story when I get kids. :cool: