Introduce Yourself: June 2009!

[Firestone2489]

Well here we go. It hasn't been done yet so I took it upon myself (with a little encouragement) to do this.

1. What are the lengths you are willing to go to, to procure a Klondike Bar?


2. Do you have any big plans or goals you would like to fulfill this month?


3. Being that it is starting to get hot outside what is your favorite flavor of ice cream?


4. What is the first thing you remember wanting to have as a career when you were a child?

5. Would you rather swim in a pool or relax in a hot-tub or jacuzzi?

[Threadkiller]

1. What are the lengths you are willing to go to, to procure a Klondike Bar?

I'd walk to the kitchen.

2. Do you have any big plans or goals you would like to fulfill this month?

Just survive. Which seems pretty ambitious lately.

3. Being that it is starting to get hot outside what is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

At my house we call it "Boring Vanilla"

4. What is the first thing you remember wanting to have as a career when you were a child?

I wanted to drive a train.

5. Would you rather swim in a pool or relax in a hot-tub or jacuzzi?

Whichever is more private. Probably the hot-tub. Public swimming/bathing is too much like lounging in a soup flavored by other people.

[Sweet_Adeline]

1. What are the lengths you are willing to go to, to procure a Klondike Bar?

Minimal.

2. Do you have any big plans or goals you would like to fulfill this month?

I'm graduating high school on Friday, then I want to get a different job.

3. Being that it is starting to get hot outside what is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

It really depends. I like making my own strawberry ice cream though.

4. What is the first thing you remember wanting to have as a career when you were a child?

I always said I wanted to be a vegetarian, I meant veterinarian, but how cute is that?

5. Would you rather swim in a pool or relax in a hot-tub or jacuzzi?

I'd rather swim in a pool. I don't like just sitting in a hot tub, I get too fidgety.

[Jason Shiffy]

1. What are the lengths you are willing to go to, to procure a Klondike Bar?
I'D GIVE AN ARM FOR THAT! :x

2. Do you have any big plans or goals you would like to fulfill this month?
Go to South-America for a well deserved hiatus of everything else.

3. Being that it is starting to get hot outside what is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Strawberry!

4. What is the first thing you remember wanting to have as a career when you were a child?
That's a hard question... Ehm... OH YEAH I REMEMBER! I wanted to be a cop!

5. Would you rather swim in a pool or relax in a hot-tub or jacuzzi?
Swim in a pool!

[DarthMaulRat]

1. What are the lengths you are willing to go to, to procure a Klondike Bar?
Agreed, minimal. Now if its a Nutty Buddy bar, I'll chase the ice cream truck around the block twice.

2. Do you have any big plans or goals you would like to fulfill this month?
I'd like the guys I'm working for to pick a damn cut of the commercial I've had in post for like four months now. With a finished product on the air, I can finally start shopping my services around to other local businesses.

3. Being that it is starting to get hot outside what is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
I used to be a sucker for Mint chocolate chip, but I really haven't had that in years.

4. What is the first thing you remember wanting to have as a career when you were a child?
I never really knew what the heck I wanted to be as a really little kid, I think around 4th or 5th grade though I wanted to be the host of the Tonight Show.

5. Would you rather swim in a pool or relax in a hot-tub or jacuzzi?
Pool. There's a hot tub at my house that I rarely use. Instead during the summer I constantly make the 20 minute drive to use my cousin's pool.

[phit_demon]

1. What are the lengths you are willing to go to, to procure a Klondike Bar?
I'd...I'd...I'd kill a man.

2. Do you have any big plans or goals you would like to fulfill this month?
Get a summer job.

3. Being that it is starting to get hot outside what is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/phish_food.gif

4. What is the first thing you remember wanting to have as a career when you were a child?
I wanted to be an actor.

5. Would you rather swim in a pool or relax in a hot-tub or jacuzzi?
Pool, or better yet the ocean.

[Blast Thickneck]

1. What are the lengths you are willing to go to, to procure a Klondike Bar?
I'd do anything for a Klondike Bar, but I won't do that.

2. Do you have any big plans or goals you would like to fulfill this month?
Lose ten pounds, win the EPL from Tranmere in FM, go to at least half of my bar review classes (batting about a quarter right now).

3. Being that it is starting to get hot outside what is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
http://www.gwrra-ct.org/assets/images/Chubby_Hubby.gif
An image search for which produces horrific results.

4. What is the first thing you remember wanting to have as a career when you were a child?
Hockey player.

5. Would you rather swim in a pool or relax in a hot-tub or jacuzzi
I habitually pee in the former, and the latter is a petri dish, so neither.

[beckpoppins]

1. What are the lengths you are willing to go to, to procure a Klondike Bar?
i'd hack a hobo in to meaningless chunks with an ax.

2. Do you have any big plans or goals you would like to fulfill this month?
remodeling my bedroom, finish another painting, see "evil dead the musical" again.

3. Being that it is starting to get hot outside what is your favorite flavor of ice cream? chocolate custard from east coast custard, it's dreamy.


4. What is the first thing you remember wanting to have as a career when you were a child? i really wanted to be a vet, save me some animals.

5. Would you rather swim in a pool or relax in a hot-tub or jacuzzi?
swimming pool, i like getting all dolled up in a vintage suit and big hat and heels and lounging around it and then hustle swimming races, i am a god-damn mermaid.

[Shäne]

1. What are the lengths you are willing to go to, to procure a Klondike Bar?
Opening the freezer at the store. If I just so happen to already be at the store.

2. Do you have any big plans or goals you would like to fulfill this month?
Not going insane from sitting at home all the time. To not sit at home all the time.

3. Being that it is starting to get hot outside what is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Just regular vanilla actually.

4. What is the first thing you remember wanting to have as a career when you were a child?
I think something like fireman. :rolleyes:

5. Would you rather swim in a pool or relax in a hot-tub or jacuzzi?
Pool.

[JK]

1. What are the lengths you are willing to go to, to procure a Klondike Bar?

Ask JFK...

2. Do you have any big plans or goals you would like to fulfill this month?

I was going to try and time my 10,000 post with Dragon Con but I think I'll just do it this month instead.

3. Being that it is starting to get hot outside what is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

Starting to get hot? Dude, I live in Atlanta, it's been hot for a couple of weeks already.

4. What is the first thing you remember wanting to have as a career when you were a child?

I wanted to watch TV all day long...

5. Would you rather swim in a pool or relax in a hot-tub or jacuzzi?

I like to go waterboarding.

[phit_demon]

http://www.gwrra-ct.org/assets/images/Chubby_Hubby.gif
Jebus, that sounds tasty!

4. What is the first thing you remember wanting to have as a career when you were a child?

I wanted to watch TV all day long...

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/fry-see-what-you-did-there.jpg

[Cuclean]

1. What are the lengths you are willing to go to, to procure a Klondike Bar?
Wait until I'm next in the States.

2. Do you have any big plans or goals you would like to fulfill this month?
Oh hell yes. But I can't really go into it. . . yet.


3. Being that it is starting to get hot outside what is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Aside from Phish Food, mint chocolate.


4. What is the first thing you remember wanting to have as a career when you were a child?
An Actor.

5. Would you rather swim in a pool or relax in a hot-tub or jacuzzi?
I'd rather splash around in the pool.

[JasterIsFett]

1. What are the lengths you are willing to go to, to procure a Klondike Bar?

Depending on my mood, almost anything is game.

The real question is "what have I already done to get a klondike bar?"

2. Do you have any big plans or goals you would like to fulfill this month?

Lose 10 lbs. unlikely, but a good goal I think. Also, turn 21 and have my first drink (an probably last) drink of alcohol.

3. Being that it is starting to get hot outside what is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

Pistachio doesn't let me down. Baseball Nut from Baskin Robbins is great as well.

4. What is the first thing you remember wanting to have as a career when you were a child?

Batman.

Realistically, I wanted to be an actor. I later realized how un-realistic it was.

5. Would you rather swim in a pool or relax in a hot-tub or jacuzzi?

pool. I don't have a jacuzzi.

[Maggie628]

1. What are the lengths you are willing to go to, to procure a Klondike Bar?
I wait until someone asks 'Do you want a Klondike Bar?' and when I say 'yes' they hand me one.

2. Do you have any big plans or goals you would like to fulfill this month?
To get a job

3. Being that it is starting to get hot outside what is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Strawberry or Mint Chocolate Chip

4. What is the first thing you remember wanting to have as a career when you were a child?
When I was 5, I wanted to be a football player or She-Ra.

5. Would you rather swim in a pool or relax in a hot-tub or jacuzzi?
I'd rather go to the beach.

[TomHarrington]

1. What are the lengths you are willing to go to, to procure a Klondike Bar?

What would I do for a Klondike Bar? I’d pay the retailers asking price if the mood hit me, but not much else; not anymore. You see, the advertisements on TV give the misleading impression that, in lieu of cash, one can choose to perform some kind of humiliating behavior in exchange for the ice cream. Not a very sound business model, I thought, but their loss would be my gain.

I figured that if the guy on TV was rewarded for his unconvincing imitation of a chicken, then dry humping the stack of discount paper towels displayed near my local 7-Eleven’s entrance would make me an absolute shoe-in.

After a very tense and uncomfortable conversation with the store’s proprietor and local authorities, I was able to get the charges dropped with the understanding that I was never to return to that store, even for a legitimate cash purchase. And the bitch of it is that I didn’t even get the Klondike Bar.

2. Do you have any big plans or goals you would like to fulfill this month?

I’d like to pay my mortgage, keep my utilities on, and feed my family. Dare to dream, I say!

3. Being that it is starting to get hot outside what is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

The outside temperature actually has no influence on my favorite ice cream flavor. What a strange question.

4. What is the first thing you remember wanting to have as a career when you were a child?

I wanted to be Paul McCartney or John Lennon, but both of those jobs were taken.

5. Would you rather swim in a pool or relax in a hot-tub or jacuzzi?

Firestone, are you trying to seduce me?

[phit_demon]

2. Do you have any big plans or goals you would like to fulfill this month?

Lose 10 lbs. unlikely, but a good goal I think. Also, turn 21 and have my first drink (an probably last) drink of alcohol.

I'm curious, why will it be your last?

[JasterIsFett]

I'm curious, why will it be your last?

I never really wanted to drink. I'm gonna try it because I don't want to say that I've never done it. Its not like something that I think is detestable or anything like that, it just doesn't appeal to me.

I felt the same way about smoking (not drugs). I had to try it at least once, and it just wasn't for me.

[beckpoppins]

I never really wanted to drink. I'm gonna try it because I don't want to say that I've never done it. Its not like something that I think is detestable or anything like that, it just doesn't appeal to me.

I felt the same way about smoking (not drugs). I had to try it at least once, and it just wasn't for me.

well, at least now you will never be left out of a champagne toast! Na zdorovje!

[Firestone2489]

Ah, the Polish way to say Cheers.

[dtcb]

Well here we go. It hasn't been done yet so I took it upon myself (with a little encouragement) to do this.

1. What are the lengths you are willing to go to, to procure a Klondike Bar?
not much. not into klondike bars. ask me what I would do for an icecream sandwich?

2. Do you have any big plans or goals you would like to fulfill this month?
pass another network certification

3. Being that it is starting to get hot outside what is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Right now its popsicles. i've also taken to getting juice boxes and throwing them in the freezer. take them out when their frozen and cut the top off. instant italian ice.

4. What is the first thing you remember wanting to have as a career when you were a child?
I wanted Mr. Rogers job. I have no idea what it was but the fucker came home shit grin happy every day and then had crazy madcap fun at home. He was probably a pharmacist sampling perscriptions.

5. Would you rather swim in a pool or relax in a hot-tub or jacuzzi?

I like pools for summer, hot tubs for winter (especially the deep japanese ones)


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[Antonio_Bay]

1. What are the lengths you are willing to go to, to procure a Klondike Bar?

* Googles Klondike Bar *

I'm not too big on desserts, so... unlikely.


2. Do you have any big plans or goals you would like to fulfill this month?

No, not this month. July however...

3. Being that it is starting to get hot outside what is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

An ice-cream van comes down my road every few days. I'm not quite sure if there are any new and interesting flavours/combinations to try. Can I stick with a Flake 99?

4. What is the first thing you remember wanting to have as a career when you were a child?

I wanted to be Robocop. Used to prance around the junior school playground walking funny, making robot sounds and 'upholding the law'.

5. Would you rather swim in a pool or relax in a hot-tub or jacuzzi?

Bath/Hot tub. With something to read. And a cuppa.

[phit_demon]

I never really wanted to drink. I'm gonna try it because I don't want to say that I've never done it. Its not like something that I think is detestable or anything like that, it just doesn't appeal to me.

I felt the same way about smoking (not drugs). I had to try it at least once, and it just wasn't for me.
Fair enough.

3. Being that it is starting to get hot outside what is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

An ice-cream van comes down my road every few days. I'm not quite sure if there are any new and interesting flavours/combinations to try. Can I stick with a Flake 99?
Oooh, good answer. I love it with a bit of strawberry sauce on it too.

4. What is the first thing you remember wanting to have as a career when you were a child?

I wanted to be Robocop. Used to prance around the junior school playground walking funny, making robot sounds and 'upholding the law'.
Ha! I did that! I used to hum the theme song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7rjLQuW2nQ) too.

The key to doing a good Robocop is turning your head before turning your body when walking.

5. Would you rather swim in a pool or relax in a hot-tub or jacuzzi?

Bath/Hot tub. With something to read. And a cuppa.
Now I want tea.

[Antonio_Bay]

Ha! I did that! I used to hum the theme song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7rjLQuW2nQ) too.

I'll be humming that for a good few days.


The key to doing a good Robocop is turning your head before turning your body when walking.

:D I'm glad it wasn't just me!

[By-tor]

1. What are the lengths you are willing to go to, to procure a Klondike Bar? I sure as hell ain't gonna get my balls waxed like that twat on the commercial.


2. Do you have any big plans or goals you would like to fulfill this month?Drop 10 more lbs. to make it to my "target" weight.


3. Being that it is starting to get hot outside what is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AqRg3z2usYc/Sc-dGHMXpVI/AAAAAAAAEm8/aN5CMrRZyDE/s400/SamoasIceCream.jpg

4. What is the first thing you remember wanting to have as a career when you were a child? Starship Captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise.

5. Would you rather swim in a pool or relax in a hot-tub or jacuzzi?Pool in the summer. Hot tub in the winter, especially with scantily clad ladies. ;)

[LucVas]

1. What are the lengths you are willing to go to, to procure a Klondike Bar?

--Ask me what I would do not to procure a Klondike Bar.

2. Do you have any big plans or goals you would like to fulfill this month?

--Watch Revenge of the Fallen and like it.

3. Being that it is starting to get hot outside what is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

--I'm currently living in Leeds. I'm still expecting it to get hot, but anything that has alcohol in it.

4. What is the first thing you remember wanting to have as a career when you were a child?

--A fictional character.

5. Would you rather swim in a pool or relax in a hot-tub or jacuzzi?

--I'd rather be playing COD4.

[Rob101]

3. Being that it is starting to get hot outside what is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AqRg3z2usYc/Sc-dGHMXpVI/AAAAAAAAEm8/aN5CMrRZyDE/s400/SamoasIceCream.jpg

Hell yeah, I just got one of those yesterday!

[Discomfort]

1. What are the lengths you are willing to go to, to procure a Klondike Bar?

Meah If I see one I might get one in the store but it has been a dogs age


2. Do you have any big plans or goals you would like to fulfill this month?

This month I plan on paying the mortgage before I get booted out


3. Being that it is starting to get hot outside what is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

Peanut butter and Chocolate


4. What is the first thing you remember wanting to have as a career when you were a child?

I thought I wanted to work at my dads wood burning stove factory

5. Would you rather swim in a pool or relax in a hot-tub or jacuzzi?

Swim in a pool

[Scottbob75]

1. What are the lengths you are willing to go to, to procure a Klondike Bar?

Sadly, I do not like Klondike Bar

2. Do you have any big plans or goals you would like to fulfill this month?

Going to school to be an Event Planner. Super Bowl, Here I come!

3. Being that it is starting to get hot outside what is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

Cookie Dough!


4. What is the first thing you remember wanting to have as a career when you were a child?

Sheriff

5. Would you rather swim in a pool or relax in a hot-tub or jacuzzi?

POOL, it's hot out and I do not want to be as hot or hotter in a hot-tub or jacuzzi

[Blast Thickneck]

Half of us have the goal of losing weight and he has to ask about icecream. It's just not fair damnit!