QSE Murder Mystery 3: Murder at Spivey Point

[Antonio_Bay]

The great ship, The Elizabeth Dane, is about to set sail on its maiden voyage this Thursday evening.

As captain I invite any and all to be guests aboard this remarkable event. I'm sure the cruise will pass without... incident. *Que eerie: Cha cha cha cha...*

I have a confirmed guest list already. If your name is not here, but you want to join, please announce yourself in this thread before Thursday evening. (The game itself will also take place in this thread - and the game will be suspended over weekends.)

Cheney, Neon_vomit, Rob101, wanderingquesadila, Alexsad, Sweeeet Adeline, Scottbob, RobinHoodDaffy, Kernal2306 & donkey.

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I'm looking for one or two more. I'm planning roles for...

Possibly more than one killer. ;)

One Advisor - whose vote can save another player.

One Kidnapper - whose vote can take a player out of the game for one voting night. (perhaps you disagree with the majority and believe someone being voted out is innocent. Take them out of harms way for a night.) But any vote a player makes on the night they are kidnapped is ignored.

One Resurrector - Oooo - who has the opportunity - just once - to bring a past player back into the game if they choose. (Perhaps if the innocent numbers are dwindling quickly... The twist? The Resurrector has to nominate someone else to pick who to bring back. If they inadvertently pick the killer, they could tactically bring back a weak player.)

So if you want in, or out (or just to shake it all about - no, not *that* By-tor. Put it away) post here. And welcome onboard!

[Jason Shiffy]

So you're inviting me on a boat with more than 2 killers? IM IN! :D

[By-tor]

So if you want in, or out (or just to shake it all about - no, not *that* By-tor. Put it away) post here. And welcome onboard!I'm up...and down, just to shake it all aroun'. ;)

And, I'd like to be included in the game. :)

[Jason Shiffy]

I'm up...and down, just to shake it all aroun'. ;)

*Jumps off boat*

[By-tor]

*Jumps off boat**giggles out loud*:D

[Shäne]

I'm in. :)

[Sheriff]

I'm in and I can be more active this time.

[Jason Shiffy]

Yeah , i'm gonna be more active too! I was switching Internet provider last time and well... That sucked! XD

[Alexsad]

I have a confirmed guest list already. If your name is not here, but you want to join, please announce yourself in this thread before Thursday evening. (The game itself will also take place in this thread - and the game will be suspended over weekends.)

Seems likat a game of guildwars more than anything else.
I'm in, and for the sake of humanity could you toss in Twitter updates to the whole thing? :)

[donkey]

I'm in and just for clarification.. is it a everyother night vote AND no weekends, or is it just no weekends..

[Scottbob75]

Ahoy hoy Captin Antonio_Bay!!! Glad to Be aboard!

[beckpoppins]

OH! ME ME ME!!!! meeeeeeeeeeeee.....

[wanderingquesadila]

Take me away on your crystal ship, Antonio!

[Firestone2489]

I'm up for it.

[Cheney]

Just forewarning, my postings are going to be at strange hours. Big nosed bastard at work has me working five, of the six we're open, days this week. And god only knows how long some banquets will be.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Mine will be sporadic this week too. Should be better by next week.

[Antonio_Bay]

for the sake of humanity could you toss in Twitter updates to the whole thing? :)

I'll tweet voting reminders, and who is out, etc.

I'm in and just for clarification.. is it a everyother night vote AND no weekends, or is it just no weekends..

I think voting every two nights on the last game lost a little momentum, so voting every night, with no votes Sat or Sun. Game resumes Monday again.

Just forewarning, my postings are going to be at strange hours.

I'm 5/6 hours ahead of you all, and I'll post results when I wake up, so may suit your hours.

Mine will be sporadic this week too. Should be better by next week.

Well if I start the game tomorrow, first vote night Friday, then nothing again (vote wise) until Monday. Just make sure you're not eliminated from the game Friday!

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Updated list.

Cheney, Neon_vomit, Rob101, wanderingquesadila, Alexsad, Sweeeet Adeline, Scottbob, RobinHoodDaffy, Kernal2306, donkey, Jason Shiffy, Firestone, beckpoppins, Shäne, Sheriff & by-tor.

[Jason Shiffy]

We're gonna need a bigger boat!

[Threadkiller]

I'll give it a try.

[donkey]

We're gonna need a bigger boat!

best post ever.

[Alexsad]

We're gonna need a bigger boat!best post ever.

Agreed, and thanks Antonio for taking my post into consideration, man that post showed how committed you are.

[Rob101]

It's all Aaron's fault.

[Cuclean]

*Stumbles up the plank*

Is there room for one more upon this mighty vessel?

[Jason Shiffy]

this is going to be a good edition of the game! :D








if antonio doesn't fuck up...

[donkey]

or if you fuck it up...

I'm watchign you "shifty".

[Jason Shiffy]

OH YEAH?! YOU WANNA GO?!

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g284/mykal12/teamamerica1.jpg

[donkey]

OH I'm there punk. I'm there. Feel lucky?

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h141/donkeyrific/snn2103B_456439a.jpg

[Antonio_Bay]

OH YEAH?! YOU WANNA GO?!

OH I'm there punk. I'm there.

Gentlemen, save it for the game. ;)





(Shall issue roles shortly.)

[Jason Shiffy]

There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-fOX1E2MQAg/RiikcXZtLyI/AAAAAAAAAmE/v5_Nkj4FxAU/s320/jules.bmp

[donkey]

i'd respond, but antonio asked me not too.

[Jason Shiffy]

I didn't see antonio's post untill i posted that (AWESOME) post.

So... Wanna grab a beer?

[beckpoppins]

BOYS! boys, can't we all just get along?

http://media.pegasusnews.com/img/photos/2007/03/24/Planet-of-the-Apes-Photograph-C11797467_t250.jpeg

[Cheney]

^ I think she just won

[Jeremy Beadle]

Last minute entry! Can't miss out on all this nonsense.

[By-tor]

Soooo, I hoping the trip will be more...
http://www.thesexcarnival.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/pirates2.jpeg
and less...
http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/love-boat_l.jpg

[Jason Shiffy]

beckpoppins... you do realise who donkey and I are going to vote on the first round?




fucking monkeys...

[beckpoppins]

oh balls... wait.... i'm perky and sweet, don't start throwing your eyes full of daggers my way!

[Cheney]

[QUOTE=By-tor;236635]Soooo, I hoping the trip will be more...
http://www.thesexcarnival.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/pirates2.jpeg

That'd be a lot of sex changing operations to make that dream come true.

[Jason Shiffy]

oh balls... wait.... i'm perky and sweet, don't start throwing your eyes full of daggers my way!


I'm still throwing them... and don't call me balls...

[donkey]

http://www.thesexcarnival.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/pirates2.jpeg

That'd be a lot of sex changing operations to make that dream come true.

not so.. I look quite like the one on the left.

[Cheney]

not so.. I look quite like the one on the left.

......Have at'em By-Tor.

[By-tor]

......Have at'em By-Tor.I've seen pics of donkey. I'll skip. :p

[Jason Shiffy]

When is the game going to start?

[Alexsad]

When is the game going to start?

As soon as you shut it!

[Jason Shiffy]

What the hell is your problem? You're acting like somebody sew your ears.... Oh... I'll be damned...... Ehm... Nice glasses.

[Alexsad]

What the hell is your problem? You're acting like somebody sew your ears.... Oh... I'll be damned...... Ehm... Nice glasses.

WHAT?! SPEAK UP SONNY...!

[Jason Shiffy]

*blind Signs "nice Glasses" And "blow Me"* :d

[Alexsad]

*blind Signs "nice Glasses" And "blow Me"* :d

*Takes glasses off right before you do the signs*
ARE YOU DEAF!?

[Jason Shiffy]

*Throws alexsad off the boat*


Ok , when are we starting this game?

[Antonio_Bay]

The game begins...!

A by-the-book sail to Spivey Point and back was all it was meant to be. The Elizabeth Dane set out with a full complementary of guests. The sea was calm, the weather sunny and breezy. It was a fine start to a joyous maiden voyage. The care free atmosphere carried on to the dinner that first evening. Everyone attended. Guests laughed and a merry time was had by all. And as the evening turned to night, guests splintered off into groups to pass away the night elsewhere. A successful day in every respect.

But as the Dane entered the waters known as Spivey Point, evil struck!

Captain Bay steered a steady course alone on the bridge when his life was taken from him!

These are the facts determined the following morning:

The door to the bridge seems to have been locked from the inside. The door was unforced. The Captain could have known, and let in, his killer.

A trail of blood leads from the bridge to the front of the ship, where the body was possibly dragged. The killer clearly made no effort to hide their actions. Is this care free style a direct sign of their intentions towards the remainder of the guests?

Several Fire Axes are missing from four separate floors.

Lastly in the blood trails there 'seems' to be conflicting footprints... many footprints... more than one killer? Several? Without a doubt those shoes in question have been ditched. Who knows what guests bought on board in their luggage bags.

So a madman (or madmen) is afoot! The captain is gone, the ship adrift, and a strange fog has encompassed the Dane...


Cheney, Neon_vomit, Rob101, wanderingquesadila, Alexsad, Sweeeet Adeline, Scottbob, RobinHoodDaffy, Kernal2306, donkey, Jason Shiffy, Firestone, beckpoppins, Shäne, Sheriff, by-tor, Threadkiller, Cuclean & Jeremy Beadle...

YOU have to find the evil masquerading as an innocent. Throw them off and let the cold hands of the sea strangle the air from their lungs. But be careful who you select to throw off. There are innocent guests amongst you. A killer will deceive, lie and blend in. Don't make the wrong choice. Trust No one. Have your wits about you! Deaths deadly stench is but one vote away!

Voting is every WEEKnight only, excluding tonight (So first voting day is Friday). Perhaps you should all use this time to state where you were that fateful night. Who were you with? Where? Be clear. Your fellow guests are examining everything you say... you vote until the guilty party is caught, or you die.

See the first post of this thread for the secret special roles within this game. Be mindful of them and their uses.

All votes should be PM'd to me before 00:00gmt/ 19:00 est time! You vote until the guilty partied is caught, or you are murdered, where your lifeless corpse will join me in littering the murky ocean seabed. I'll be seeing some of you reeeeeeal soon.


(NOTE: I believe I've PM'd all involved. 19 players. If I've missed anyone, pls let me know.)

[Jason Shiffy]

I was doing a little bit of nightswimming in the pool with The Doors playing on the fine stereo set you got there. Just relaxing. When I went to my room I noticed glass sprinkled on the floor and I didn't see the fire axes. I put the glass to the side and put the "Warning Wet Floor" sign in on top of it. I then went to my room , took a shower and went to sleep.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Poor Captain Bay. To think that while he was being killed I was enjoying a nice massage and steam room, after dinner. I was at the height of luxury on a beautiful ship before calling it a night. So sad, so so sad.

[neon vomit]

Poor Captain Bay. I knew nothing more about him than he was a complete gentleman.

I decided to take this trip because I am turning 20 in a few days and wanted to try something new. As soon as land escaped my eyes, I knew it was a bad decision. A panic attack settled in and soon afterword, vomiting. I was in the bathroom for the day and at night in bed trying to sleep through the trip( A bucket nearby).

[Shäne]

I was in my room all night because I can't swim and was afraid of falling off the side of the boat. :o

[Threadkiller]

I planned to spend the night with some ice-cold beverages and my new Futurama: Bender's Game dvd. However, I ended up wasting most of the night looking for my ice bucket which was nowhere to be found.

[Jason Shiffy]

Motherfuck the captain being killed! HIS ICE BUCKET IS MISSING!

[Shäne]

Motherfuck the captain being killed! HIS ICE BUCKET IS MISSING!

That post literally made me laugh out loud. :D

[Sweet_Adeline]

Poor Captain Bay, He may have been a drunk and a philanderer but he was still my husband and I still loved him. I attended dinner that evening, but stormed off after catching him flirting with beckpoppins. I returned to our cabin, locked the door, and promptly fell asleep. I did not wake until morning.

[Scottbob75]

Yes, I was behide the bar in the ballroom fixing cocktails for all of the guest on the glorious ship, The Elizabeth Dane. And what a fine ship and crew to boot. Captain Bay was such a social Captain to all of his guest. I never did leave the bar all that night, cause I have a bed behind the liquor cabent. The Captain always wanted a drink at the drop of a hat, that is why I sleep there.

I am only a five doors away from the Captain, so I did no hear any noise at all last night. Around 6:00 A.M. I woke because the Captain never showed up for his nightly night cap. I always say, he should not have a drink while he guides the ship. As I walked out of the Ballroom, I saw the blood trail to the rail and the foot prints in it. Everyone who walked through the trail were wearing deck shoes (as stated in the book) so no one could look at the shoes and figure out who's is who's.

As the Bartender, never for get a face and what they were drinking that night. I hope to be great assistant to anyone who will help figure out, WHO KILLED CAPTAIN BAY?

http://www.moodiereport.com/images/Greger_Lindberg_bartender.jpg
Who wants a drink???

[Alexsad]

I was chatting with one of the crew members about how The Elizabeth Dane was built and how much it cost.

I was quite fascinated on the price and I was also fascinated that 6 men were killed during the production of The Elizabeth Dane.

After speaking about this with the crew member I quickly rushed to be served by the lovely Scottbob75.

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/served.jpg
(Couldn't resist.)

[wanderingquesadila]

Who was killed? The captain?
So what now? I'm stuck here on this boat with you people? For how long? Christ.
I'm only here because it's the quickest way to the cottage where I do my writing. I'm sure you've all read my novels.
I was in my room last night, compiling notes for my new book. Do you think the killer is after my ideas?

[Jeremy Beadle]

I was in the bar with Cuclean, getting legless. I don't remember Alexsad ever being in the bar, but then I was quite drunk.

Poor Captain Bay, He may have been a drunk and a philanderer but he was still my husband and I still loved him. I attended dinner that evening, but stormed off after catching him flirting with beckpoppins. I returned to our cabin, locked the door, and promptly fell asleep. I did not wake until morning.

Hmm, motive? Could a jealous Adeline have killed the captain, or did becky have her wicked way?

[beckpoppins]

*wanders down from her cabin to see all the hub-bub*

Miss Sweet Adeline!

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t2/heebee_band/mad.jpg
i don't know what passes for flirting in your home but your husband's wandering hand on my keister got him nothing more than the cold shoulder! after such an ungentlemanly display i promptly removed myself and retired to my cabin ... alone... for the rest of the evening. I was woken by the brouhaha (hence wearing my pj's) and that's all i know.

i am deeply hurt that you would think a lady like me would "flirt" with a boozehound like the departed captain bay!

*huff*

[neon vomit]

It seems there was more than meets the eye with Captain Bay. Hurm. :eek:

[Scottbob75]

I was in the bar with Cuclean, getting legless. I don't remember Alexsad ever being in the bar, but then I was quite drunk
Yes sir, Alexsad had a vodka tonic. He only had one, very nice fellow

[By-tor]

I was in the gym getting in an evening workout. After that, I went to my room, showered, and made my way to the stern of the ship with the smuggled bottle of Jager I brought on-board with me(cruise drinks are quite expensive:rolleyes:). After some wake staring and a few shots from the bottle I headed back to my room for a good nite's rest. There was no sign of foulplay as I made it back to my cabin. I was scheduled to play shuffleboard on the Lido deck with a few of the ladies this morning, but alas that was all shot to shit with the discovery of Captain Bay's murder.

Good 'Ole Bay never a bad word for anyone. Especially that c*nt word. :D

Sweet Adeline Bay seems to have the only motive as of now.

[donkey]

Boy did I have a busy Night.

I spent a few hours getting into my busty pirate outfit (applying make-up and tape, shaving, applying lotion and more make-up and more tape) until i emerged the sexy pirate beast you all know and love. Well, at least a few of you loved me anyway.

I might have been dancing in the bar, i really can't remember. I did have quite a lot to drink as i was gussying myself up, and I skipped dinner to fit into my costume.

All i know is that I woke up this morning, I think in the engine room. I'm missing several peices of my pirate outfit, please return if you have any peices. I also found 4 new notches in my belt... Not sure who they were.

[beckpoppins]

is this yours mr.... miss donkey?

http://z.about.com/d/familycrafts/1/0/I/-/2/ch13-168_eyepatch.jpg

i found it ...*cough*... on my door knob.

[Cheney]

Boy did I have a busy Night.

I spent a few hours getting into my busty pirate outfit (applying make-up and tape, shaving, applying lotion and more make-up and more tape) until i emerged the sexy pirate beast you all know and love. Well, at least a few of you loved me anyway.

I might have been dancing in the bar, i really can't remember. I did have quite a lot to drink as i was gussying myself up, and I skipped dinner to fit into my costume.

All i know is that I woke up this morning, I think in the engine room. I'm missing several peices of my pirate outfit, please return if you have any peices. I also found 4 new notches in my belt... Not sure who they were.



.....Did ya happen to follow By-Tor into the showers thinking it was Captain Bay!? Drunk Killer?? Well I was in my room trying to figure out what to telegram my family, and let them know to meet me back at the dock when we returned. Unfortunately our return to the dock seems to be delayed by this murder buisness. So I could not possibly be the murderer since I have family waiting for me.

[Firestone2489]

I spent most of the day on the Miniature Golf Course on one of the upper decks, my short game needs some work. After that I hit the driving range on the stern. I have a wicked slice I'm trying to work out of my game, and I need to work with my irons a bit more. I afterward decided to go to my cabin to grab a shower and listen to some relaxing Scar Symmetry before hitting the bar in international waters. Once at the bar I ordered up a burger and a nice tall glass of Weihenstephaner Hefeweissbier. After that I drank a Sam Adams and a mixture of rum and grape gatorade. Shortly after I retired to my room and woke up the next morning to find out that Captain Bay had been brutally murdered. I had only met the man in passing, but he seemed like a nice fellow. Nobody deserves that fate that he suffered.

[Kernal2306]

Since this is my first cruise on a ship I decided that a drink would help calm my nerves so I ordered a drink from the bar. Food sounded good so I also got a burger and some fries (chips).

I then went to my room where I took a shower and fell asleep reading one of the many books I brought with me. I was awoken by the commotion and the terrible news that captain was murdered. Poor Mr Bay he was really a gentleman.

[Sweet_Adeline]

Sweet Adeline Bay seems to have the only motive as of now.

I may have motive, but I assure you, and everyone on this boat, I didn't kill my husband.

[Aaron]

I wanted to take charge of a Pirate ship and attack this one.

Alas, me crew left me.

*dejected yarr*

[Rob101]

After going shot for shot with JK, I couldn't even see straight, so it was off to bed for me.
Poor John.

[Sweet_Adeline]

Let us not forget there may be more than one murder! Who knows how many of you conspired against my poor husband! I do miss him:(

I knew well of my husband's indiscretions with the ladies, and accepted them. He was also a bit of a gambler, and owed a couple of our guests money. He told me some had booked passage to try and get their money, I think one had a penchant for dressing like a busty female pirate. I also know he had a very large tab with the bartender Scottbob.

[Jason Shiffy]

Me no trust scottbob :o

[Cheney]

He told me some had booked passage to try and get their money, I think one had a penchant for dressing like a busty female pirate.



Donkey!?

[Scottbob75]

Last time I was taken out first, the killer was sent free! As the bartender, I know I can help. Do not start pointing finger just yet JS. Or we might just vote you and toss you off the boat

[Cheney]

It really could be anyone, we all assume the wife because she's the closest person to the captain but maybe the killer may want us to think that. If anything we should listen to scottbob and keep our options open till monday night THEN we'll throw someone's ass off the boat.

[Sweet_Adeline]

If anything we should listen to scottbob and keep our options open till monday night THEN we'll throw someone's ass off the boat.

Actually someone is getting thrown off tonight!

[Alexsad]

I was in the bar with Cuclean, getting legless. I don't remember Alexsad ever being in the bar, but then I was quite drunk.
?

If you don't remember the 20-40 minute chat we had about the people we love than I do not believe you would remember murdering Captain Bay.

[wanderingquesadila]

Come on now, people! If there's one thing I've learned from my long and critically acclaimed literary career, it's that the murderer is never the first person suspected.
Murderers aren't that complicated. Just look for someone antisocial and taciturn...or someone with obviously deep-seated identity issues *glances at Donkey*
Christ. Is the bar still open then?

[donkey]

http://z.about.com/d/familycrafts/1/0/I/-/2/ch13-168_eyepatch.jpg

Ahh yes, thanks for finding my underwea... ehhh.. Eye Patch.

Thanks.

And I suppose thanks for whatever happened last night.

EDIT: AND if past history has taught us anythign it's that the murder is never the most social poster. I'm covered in social. SO it can't be me.

[Jason Shiffy]

If you don't remember the 20-40 minute chat we had about the people we love than I do not believe you would remember murdering Captain Bay.


Wow... Take it easy , he doesn't remember you in the bar and all of a sudden you go mad? You got to control your anger... But what if you weren't in the bar? Where were you then?

[neon vomit]

If you don't remember the 20-40 minute chat we had about the people we love than I do not believe you would remember murdering Captain Bay.
Does Cuclean remember this chat at all?

[Threadkiller]

Come on now, people! If there's one thing I've learned from my long and critically acclaimed literary career, it's that the murderer is never the first person suspected.
And it's never the person with the word 'killer' in their name either.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

EDIT: AND if past history has taught us anythign it's that the murder is never the most social poster. I'm covered in social. SO it can't be me.

But some of us have plays opening tonight and can't take the time to be social. I loved Cap'n Bay. May he rest in peace in Davy Jones' Locker!

[Sweet_Adeline]

We must come to a decision soon. We must work together or we will all die alone :(

[beckpoppins]

We must come to a decision soon. We must work together or we will all die alone :(

well, leading the hunt are we? who died and made you bruce campbell... wait... that was a bad turn of phrase....


you're the only one with motive darling, i wouldn't be so pushy.

[Sweet_Adeline]

If my husband was a target, don't you think the killer's next move would be to pick off me?

Many other people have motives. They just aren't so forthcoming with it.

That bartender is pretty shifty though!

[beckpoppins]

*looks down at martini*

*throws it across the bar*

WHAT IF HE POISONS US!?!?!?!?!

[Sweet_Adeline]

:eek:

Oh sweet baby jesus!

[neon vomit]

That bartender is pretty shifty though!

I'll have to agree with that. Did anyone check ScottBob's bed for axes?

[Jason Shiffy]

No... They killed the Axechecker too :(

[beckpoppins]

scottbob does seem to know a lot about the murder! OOoohhHHhoooo...

*faints*

[neon vomit]

No... They killed the Axechecker too :(
O, Bollocks.
http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/25032.gif

[donkey]

I think votes are due in 2 hours time. Any one have any real ideas for how we shoudl vote?

[Antonio_Bay]

I think votes are due in 2 hours time. Any one have any real ideas for how we shoudl vote?

GAME NOTE:

Oops, I'd like to amend the previous voting deadline to:

All votes should be PM'd to me before 00:00gmt/ 19:00 est time.

Apologies for any inconvenience caused.

[neon vomit]

I think votes are due in 2 hours time. Any one have any real ideas for how we shoudl vote?


Still waiting on three others (?) to give us their story. Hopefully they will in time. http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/basic/smileyvault-puke.gif (http://www.smileyvault.com/)

[donkey]

Who hasn't chimed in?

My personal opinion is that those who don't chime in are guilty. Maybe 3 killers?

[Jason Shiffy]

Yeah, lets get rid of the people who are absent...

[neon vomit]

Who hasn't chimed in?


Sheriff and Cuclean is it I think. http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/basic/smileyvault-puke.gif (http://www.smileyvault.com/)

[donkey]

Interesting becuase I know Cuclean has been on since the game started.

OK. He's got my vote.

[Jason Shiffy]

hmm... Well , they still have time to check in and shut us up...

[neon vomit]

Cuclean was with Jeremy Beadle. No one has said a word about Sheriff though. Maybe he was the one that gave Robinhooddaffy the massage. Prove me wrong Sheriff.

[Scottbob75]

. I also know he had a very large tab with the bartender Scottbob.

As the CAPTAIN of the ship, HE HAD NO TAB!!! And mostly he drank what ever HE bought on-shore like Rum from the Caribbean, Vodka from the USSR, Whiskey from the States. He never touch a drop of the guest liquor. He always has done this for many years.

[beckpoppins]

As the CAPTAIN of the ship, HE HAD NO TAB!!! And mostly he drank what ever HE bought on-shore like Rum from the Caribbean, Vodka from the USSR, Whiskey from the States. He never touch a drop of the guest liquor. He always has done this for many years.

maybe you were bothered no money was coming your way.... empty wallets can make men do crazy things...

[Scottbob75]

Is the bar still open then?
From 10:00 AM to 3:30AM I am ready to serve you
PS. All Liquor is on a Pin Lock and I am the Only one who has the PIN. Toss me off and there goes the booze. TIGHT MAX SECURITY!!!

[Scottbob75]

maybe you were bothered no money was coming your way.... empty wallets can make men do crazy things...

Nope, the Captain paid me very well and lets face it, everyone has at least a four drink min. on this ship and it goes strait to your room bill

[neon vomit]

maybe you were bothered no money was coming your way.... empty wallets can make men do crazy things...

A boat with only 2 women, one of them married, the other not loose, and a man dressed as a lady pirate will also make men do crazy things.

[Scottbob75]

scottbob does seem to know a lot about the murder! OOoohhHHhoooo...

*faints*

I have played this game TOO MUCH. I have learned if you are the killer YOU HIDE!!! If I were the Killer, Don't you think by now I had killed the Capt. Bay years ago??? Man, only the great Don White was here, I would go work with his family

[Jeremy Beadle]

Wow... Take it easy , he doesn't remember you in the bar and all of a sudden you go mad? You got to control your anger... But what if you weren't in the bar? Where were you then?

Wait, I remember now, hazy recollections of alexsad getting narky about Hillary Clinton, I wandered off to let him rant. He was drunker than he admits. But if I was drunk enough to forget- I was probably too arseholed on rum to get to bed, let alone kill someone and drag them all over the boat.

I'll confess, I slept on the poop deck. Didn't hear a thing. Woke up smelly.

[Jason Shiffy]

A boat with only 2 women, one of them married, the other not loose, and a man dressed as a lady pirate will also make men do crazy things.

Brilliant.

[By-tor]

A boat with only 2 women, one of them married, the other not loose, and a man dressed as a lady pirate will also make men do crazy things.You believe everything a chick tells ya? What if she wanted to off Bay because he gave her the clap? What if, in turn, Bay gave it to Adeline? What if the constant vag drip turned them both into murdering lezbos intent on revenge? What if I just shut up, and head to my cabin for a shot of Jager? :D

[Sheriff]

Ugh, what happened? I have been asleep since the night in question...

I have a hazy recollection of that night. I was secretly doing my best to keep up with shots but started fading bad when they switched to Tequila and cheer'sing a certain slutty pirate hooker (I don't understand the last part as she didn't have a captian hook, hook on her hand).

I do remember trying for a part of AA's crew till we held an impromptu axe throwing contest and failing miserably. That was pretty early in the night and might explain some of the axe's missing. I'm fairly sure that the axe's ended up on the movie'poop'shoot deck but a few might have been lost to the sea from wild throws.

After that the evening ended early for me, exhaused from the nights revelries I left to my room to play Call of Duty 4 till the wee hours of the morning. I didn't hear anything but my room is quite far from the Captain's and away from where they dragged the body. I wasn't horribly drunk at any time in the night.

P.S. I have both my shoes on and they have no trace of blood.

[Jason Shiffy]

*Wakes up* "LEZBOS?!"

[By-tor]

*Wakes up* "LEZBOS?!"Thought that might get someone's attention.

[Sheriff]

From 10:00 AM to 3:30AM I am ready to serve you
PS. All Liquor is on a Pin Lock and I am the Only one who has the PIN. Toss me off and there goes the booze. TIGHT MAX SECURITY!!!

Uh, not trying to convince anyone that SB isn't the murderer but isn't it better to go a couple nights with alcohol (even if he does wack a few of us off). By-tor's Yea!-Grrrr will only last so long.

Seriously, I know a few of you would kill trying to get to that alcohol.

[neon vomit]

You believe everything a chick tells ya? What if she wanted to off Bay because he gave her the clap? What if, in turn, Bay gave it to Adeline? What if the constant vag drip turned them both into murdering lezbos intent on revenge? What if I just shut up, and head to my cabin for a shot of Jager? :D

Your mind is like Jager, so very dark.

[Scottbob75]

Those who DON"T vote for me, first round is on the hous...err BOAT!

[donkey]

*Wakes up* "LEZBOS?!"

we're going to greece?

Those who DON"T vote for me, first round is on the hous...err BOAT!

HA! Easy to give away the booze when the boss is dead!

[By-tor]

By-tor's Yea!-Grrrr will only last so long.

Seriously, I know a few of you would kill trying to get to that alcohol.Get off my Kool-Aid, motherfucker...

[beckpoppins]

By-tor!

*dramatic noir slap*

my loins are as clean as a bottle windex sir, and you should mind to keep talk of my genitals out of your mouth. As for the fact that i am predisposed to bed the occasional lovely young woman has nothing to do with Bay's murder.

[By-tor]

. As for the fact that i am predisposed to bed the occasional lovely young woman has nothing to do with Bay's murder.
And, I'm spent.

[Shäne]

(even if he does wack a few of us off).

That would be enough reason for some people to keep him on the boat. :D

[Sheriff]

Get off my Kool-Aid, motherfucker...

Dude, I didn't even look at Beck for that long!


Wait, what are you talking about? Oh, that Kool-Aid.

[By-tor]

(even if he does wack a few of us off.)

That would be enough reason for some people to keep him on the boat. :DHow the hell did I miss that? :confused:



Oh, and.....that's what she said.

[beckpoppins]

Dude, I didn't even look at Beck for that long!


Wait, what are you talking about? Oh, that Kool-Aid.

... i'm kool-aid?

[By-tor]

Dude, I didn't even look at Beck for that long!


Wait, what are you talking about? Oh, thatKool-Aid.Indeeeeeed...
http://www.alumnisnowsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/jagermeister.jpg

[Shäne]

How the hell did I miss that? :confused:



Oh, and.....that's what she said.

You sound so defeated. Don't worry, a few of them are bound to slip by you. That's what I'm here for. :D

[Sheriff]

As for the fact that i am predisposed to bed the occasional lovely young woman has nothing to do with Bay's murder.

I think we need pics for proof.

That would be enough reason for some people to keep him on the boat. :D

How the hell did I miss that? Well played sir *tips hat*

[neon vomit]

Someone go check on Cuclean. I think he killed himself again.

[By-tor]

You sound so defeated. Don't worry, a few of them are bound to slip by you. That's what I'm here for. :DWell done, Padawan.

I think we need pics for proof.
Big time seconded.

[beckpoppins]

a lady does not kiss and tell.

[Antonio_Bay]

Votes are... interesting. Awaiting 8 more. One and half hours remain.

(By-tor, you're making me giggle from beyond the grave this evening.)

[Jason Shiffy]

I want to see how this turns out ^^

[Sheriff]

a lady does not kiss and tell.

No no no, trust me, you've told us enough, we want PICS!!! :D;)



Well, I'd feel bad voting for CuClean right off the bat, especially since he hasn't told us what he did/or didn't do...

[By-tor]

(By-tor, you're making me giggle from beyond the grave this evening.)Huzzah!!!:)

[beckpoppins]

No no no, trust me, you've told us enough, [I]we want PICS!!! :D;)

what dirty boys, what happens in my bedroom or hotel elevator or gay bar bathroom is my business and the business of my lovers, not yours.

[By-tor]

I have no clue whom to vote for. Which way are you others leaning? Even if I've thrown some questionable rumors their way, I know I don't want the "girlfriends" walking the plank, just yet. Speaking of... I got a plank that needs attention.

[beckpoppins]

I have no clue whom to vote for. Which way are you others leaning? Even if I've thrown some questionable rumors their way, I know I don't want the "girlfriends" walking the plank, just yet. Speaking of... I got a plank that needs attention.

oy...

[By-tor]

what dirty boys...Yup...
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/lesbians-get-me-off-demotivational-poster.jpg
There, Sheriff. It's all were gonna get.

[beckpoppins]

thank you by-tor, i don't bring cameras in to my love life anyway.

[Sweet_Adeline]

As the CAPTAIN of the ship, HE HAD NO TAB!!! And mostly he drank what ever HE bought on-shore like Rum from the Caribbean, Vodka from the USSR, Whiskey from the States. He never touch a drop of the guest liquor. He always has done this for many years.


Are you insinuating that I didn't know the going ons of my husband? You stated previously you had to sleep behind the bar just in case Cap. Bay wanted anything in the middle of the night. My vote is going for you sir, because you just can't seem to keep your story straight, on top of attempting to bribe the guests!

[Jason Shiffy]

Are you insinuating that I didn't know the going ons of my husband? You stated previously you had to sleep behind the bar just in case Cap. Bay wanted anything in the middle of the night. My vote is going for you sir, because you just can't seem to keep your story straight, on top of attempting to bribe the guests!

Get 'em , Donny Detective!

[Antonio_Bay]

Voting closed!

[Jason Shiffy]

Shit's about to hit the fan...

[Antonio_Bay]

Well, well, well...

As my restless soul wanders the decks of my tainted ship, I see friends pointing blame and accusations thrown back and forth. The only two ladies on board have been mentioned in detail. My bar keeper put in a horrid firing
line...

Yet midnight has passed, signaling the real start to this game of lies, wits and intelligence.

Overall six names were voted for. Some were... better than others.

But the crowd concluded my trusty bar keeper, Scottbob, was involved in my demise. Would he do this to me?







No! As he was pushed overboard he screamed his innocence until the waves gurgled his voice and the fog took him from sight.

An innocent lost.







And under the cover of the lynching, those really involved in my death struck again!

Jeremy Beadle lies outside his room, hacked to death! This was not a clean murder. This was chaotic. Messy. Why did they target Jeremy?!

Another innocent lost.

17 guests remain. Odds have dipped.

Next voting night is MONDAY. You have the weekend to try to find some sense to this maddening situation. Work together. Yet... trust no one!

(A pleasant weekend to you all.)

[Jason Shiffy]

Scottbob dies first again? It's like a horror movie and scott's black :(

[Alexsad]

Scott's Black!?

[RobinHoodDaffy]

May god cradle you in his arms, Scottbob and forgive us for our mistake Jeremy Beadle. See you on the other side.

[beckpoppins]

*gets to work on the liqueur cabinet with little more than a stiletto and an ice pick*

[Jason Shiffy]

I hope that son of a bitch left the keys somewhere on the boat! OR IM THROWING MS.POPPINS TO SEARCH THAT FUCKER IN THE DEEP BLUE! XD

[Sweet_Adeline]

Calm down everyone! What Scottbob didn't know is that I surreptitiously copied the key weeks ago. Now if I could only find where I hid it...:p

[beckpoppins]

I hope that son of a bitch left the keys somewhere on the boat! OR IM THROWING MS.POPPINS TO SEARCH THAT FUCKER IN THE DEEP BLUE! XD

threats... NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE THROWING THREATS AROUND! you... you SCOUNDREL!

at least i'm trying to get out the booze you brute!

[Cuclean]

My good God. Antonio is dead? And now scottbot and Jeremy? My good scottish friend is no more. Pass me a drink I need one.

Not since missing work weeks back has drinking caused such a long absence for me. As many of the others at the bar will contend, I was at the bar on the first evening but the want for my own home brew drew me to my room in the wee hours of the morning. I cracked open the Jameson and tipped the bottle far too many times. I've been awake about ten minutes. I've heard screams and arguing in and out of my tossing and turning. What has happened?


Apologies for not posting earlier. Work has really gotten in the way. I've been put back to Front of House and haven't had the time to read all the threads.

[donkey]

Now the game gets interesting... Oh I hope the fun lasts till monday....

I'm gonna go bead my back hair.

[wanderingquesadila]

Great, you've tossed the barman. Well, on the bright side, if you don't all drink yourselves into a blind stupor, you may very well gather enough brain cells together to catch the real killer.

[Cuclean]

Great, you've tossed the barman. Well, on the bright side, if you don't all drink yourselves into a blind stupor, you may very well gather enough brain cells together to catch the real killer.

Thankfully, I'm a barman too. So...... who wants a drink?

[By-tor]

Jebus, we fucked the monkey on that one. Which poor bastard do we throw under the bus next? :rolleyes:

I'm locking myself in my cabin with my Jager for the nite. Good luck with the liquor closet. :D

[Kernal2306]

Thankfully, I'm a barman too. So...... who wants a drink?

I will take one or three myself. That should be enough to get me passed out in my cabin with the door locked.

[Firestone2489]

We need to break this habit of killing off innocent's. It's partially inevitable but we need to start trying a bit harder folks.

[Scottbob75]

Calm down everyone! What Scottbob didn't know is that I surreptitiously copied the key weeks ago. Now if I could only find where I hid it...:p
By the way, it is a PIN number, not a fucking key. It was similar to the system in the first Die Hard movie you fucktards and I'M WHITE

[Jason Shiffy]

From the inside?

[Sweet_Adeline]

By the way, it is a PIN number, not a fucking key. It was similar to the system in the first Die Hard movie you fucktards and I'M WHITE

A tragedy for us all.

Perhaps we should raid By-tor's seemingly endless supply of Jager :D

[Rob101]

By-tor has the Jager, I've got the Vodka.

[Antonio_Bay]

By the way, it is a PIN number, not a fucking key.

Hey! You're dead! No more arguing the facts! (But by all means, continue posting here.)

Or come join me down the bottom here. It's not too bad. There's some cool fish... OOo, an octopus...

[donkey]

By the way, it is a PIN number, not a fucking key. It was similar to the system in the first Die Hard movie you fucktards and I'M WHITE

Awesome cut the power and we're in!

[Cheney]

I'm thinking this over way too much haha. I had an idea we locked everyone in there room and had some type of chain on their door so they can't get out till the morning *the Morning after we vote* and only one person would have the key to everyone's lock, and their door would be the only one without chains. So if a chain was broken, and we found another passenger murdered we could either decide that the person with the key unlocked someone's door and tried to frame them, or the passanger with the broken chain on their door is the murderer and we vote the very next night. But that's impossible and I overthought it way too much, but it's not a horrid idea! Right?.....right?

[Threadkiller]

Unless some of the rooms have secret passages. Captain Antonio knew where all those passages were, which may well be why he was the first victim.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Cuclean, pass the Bushmills, I need to forget poor Scottbob....

[Cheney]

Unless some of the rooms have secret passages. Captain Antonio knew where all those passages were, which may well be why he was the first victim.

This is one mighty fortress like ship!

[donkey]

I wish we could do a chain in.. But then maybe the next mornign we'd discover that some of the windows were broken by a storm in the night so the killer and some innocents could all have moved freely about the ship.

[Jeremy Beadle]

May god cradle you in his arms, Scottbob and forgive us for our mistake Jeremy Beadle. See you on the other side.

Cuclean, pass the Bushmills, I need to forget poor Scottbob....

Don't worry about me Daffy, I was murdered fair 'n square. It's Scottbob's innocent blood that won't wash off your hands. Heh heh

[Cheney]

....Antonio, do all victims get killed by axe? If so why not search everyone's room? Like take half the passenger's and go room to room, not like we don't have time. :p

[Shäne]

I think it is very courteous of the killer to take weekends off. What a polite thing to do. :)

[By-tor]

....Antonio, do all victims get killed by axe? If so why not search everyone's room? Like take half the passenger's and go room to room, not like we don't have time. :p
Yeah, we could trace 'em if they smell of...

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/100392026/Axe_Deodorant_Body_Spray.jpg
Death by over-deodorizing.

[Antonio_Bay]

....Antonio, do all victims get killed by axe?

I cannot see into the twisted minds of the killers. Who knows what they'll use next...

Best nail up those cutlery draws.

[Jason Shiffy]

Oh well...

Tomorrow there's another day! :D

[donkey]

Yeah, we could trace 'em if they smell of...
{image redacted for space}
Death by over-deodorizing.

HA!

[wanderingquesadila]

Ok, as much as I hate to say it, the worst thing we can do is remain separated. Since the killer is courteous enough to allow us the weekend to wonder who will die next, I suggest we all gather in one place on Monday. If we're all together, no one can get picked off.
I imagine the dining room would work nicely. We should probably come up with an alternate lighting source in case all the lights should somehow go out.

[donkey]

Actually the smarter thing to do would be to break into a few small groups and isolate each group.

Then if someone in group A dies, we know that the killer is in group A. Likewise if no one in group B dies, then group B is beyond suspicion.

[Jason Shiffy]

Actually the smarter thing to do would be to break into a few small groups and isolate each group.

Then if someone in group A dies, we know that the killer is in group A. Likewise if no one in group B dies, then group B is beyond suspicion.

Great idea donkey!

Group A:Cheney, Neon_vomit, Rob101, wanderingquesadila, Alexsad, Sweeeet Adeline and RobinHoodDaffy,

Group B:Kernal2306, donkey, Firestone, beckpoppins, Shäne, Sheriff, by-tor, Threadkiller, Cuclean

Group C: Jason Shiffy


Agree?

[Antonio_Bay]

Group C: Jason Shiffy

Agree?

HA!

[Sweet_Adeline]

How about this: we all go into our separate cabins, lock our doors, bar our windows, and maybe not drink for one night.

*waits for cries of blasphemy*

[Sweet_Adeline]

Group C: Jason Shiffy




So people can't keep an eye on you, so you can stalk around the ship at night alone? Sounds a little suspicious to me.

[beckpoppins]

we could be like the movie 'clue' and separate off into pairs.

but i don't want to be with shifty, he threatened to throw me in the ocean! he's a mad man and i would not doubt that he could be the killer.

[Jason Shiffy]

So people can't keep an eye on you, so you can stalk around the ship at night alone? Sounds a little suspicious to me.

Look , it sucks that Antonio , Jeremy and the guy that served me a crappy martini died... I just want to make it through this alive! Nobody can be trusted. Lets make 4 groups then?

Group A: Cheney, Neon_vomit, Rob101, wanderingquesadila
Group B: Alexsad, Sweeeet Adeline, RobinHoodDaffy, Kernal2306
Group C: donkey, Jason Shiffy, Firestone, beckpoppins
Group D: Shäne, Sheriff, by-tor, Threadkiller, Cuclean

Everybody gets locked in a room. Every room gets an amount of supplies so there's no reason to leave the room. Group D locks every room and then they'll go into their room and lock it from the inside. If the killer wants to get into a room he has to make noise. If the killer makes that noise the group arm themselfs and have their way with the killer. No way the killer can kill 4/5 people in a room. At night we can hear a lock being broken if the killer tries to escape. If the lock is not broken , we know the killer is in Group D.

Somebody wants to add something to the plan?

[beckpoppins]

ya, i don't wanna be in a room with you mr. Jason Shiffy! you are a fiend!

[Jason Shiffy]

Dude, donkey and Firestone are in the room as well so don't cry!

Besides , how do i know you're not the killer?

You have a vagina.... That reason is good enough to kill somebody!

[Sweet_Adeline]

No way the killer can kill 4/5 people in a room.

It's been implied that there is more than one killer, so what if one room has 3? Then the others are sure to be dead by morning.

[beckpoppins]

Dude, donkey and Firestone are in the room as well so don't cry!

Besides , how do i know you're not the killer?

You have a vagina.... That reason is good enough to kill somebody!

you sexist bastard! what kind of mommy issues do you have?

we need to look for clues, find out what the killer wanted, something more then waiting for someone else to die!

[Sweet_Adeline]

You have a vagina.... That reason is good enough to kill somebody!

90% of all homicides are committed by men.

[Jason Shiffy]

Way 2 kill the mood...

[Scottbob75]

boy, you ladies should get rid of Jason Shiffy next. Come to the locker and have a pint and we can tell stories on how we die that night.

[Jason Shiffy]

Oh sir , im not dying! I'm getting to the bottom of this! Find out who the killer is , get this ship to... (where was this ship going anyway?) and relax. I kinda have a suspicion sweet adeline and beckpoopins (Yeah i did that on purpose) are the killers... You're trying to put all the blame on me while im just thinking of a plan to solve all of this.

[beckpoppins]

beckpoopins

i see what cha did there.... and so did bruce campbell.

http://www.moviemaker.com/magazine/issues/55/images/mid.ArmyOfDarkness.jpg

and bruce doesn't cotton to no lady-bashing.

[Jason Shiffy]

http://content2.myyearbook.com/zenhex/images/quiz31/151418/151418_res5_Toki.jpg

Bring it on, bitch!

[Firestone2489]

Dude, donkey and Firestone are in the room as well so don't cry!

Besides , how do i know you're not the killer?

You have a vagina.... That reason is good enough to kill somebody!

I have been nothing but a gentlemanly golfer on this cruise! Don't you dare slight me you ribaldrous man.:p

[beckpoppins]

Firestone2489, you have been a kind friend quite the gentleman-dandy on this voyage, but wait....

did i hear something?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IVuxkTDh_cc/Rx6KhRu6DKI/AAAAAAAABNE/CAIIwqoBFHM/s400/400BCCaptASurrender.jpg


YOU SAY SOMETHIN' SHIFFY?

[Jason Shiffy]

You heard something? YOU WANT A BE ABLES TO HEAR SOMETHING AWARD?!

http://www.adultswim.co.uk/images/shows/metalocalypse/SkwisgaarSkwigelf.jpg

[Firestone2489]

Have you made one?

[Jason Shiffy]

http://media.npr.org/programs/fa/features/2007/feb/wahlberg_200.jpg

Maybe... Maybe not... Maybe fuck yourself...

[Shäne]

Yeah, I'm voting for Shiffy next. You've just became downright unpleasant to be on a boat with. :p

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[Kernal2306]

It's been implied that there is more than one killer, so what if one room has 3? Then the others are sure to be dead by morning.

Would one person being sacrificed to find 3 killers be worth it? Do the needs of the many out way the needs of the one?

[beckpoppins]

i would not be sad if shiffy got kicked off the damn boat...

ker-pow

http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/bruce_campbell_kick_ass.jpg

he threatens women... WHAT KIND OF MAN IS THAT!?!?!?! A KILLER I TELLS YOU!

[Jason Shiffy]

Why would you vote on me just because you feel uncomfortable -_-
I'm not even the killer! Lets just execute the plan and see what happens...

[Shäne]

execute

That sounds an awful lot like a word a KILLER would use.

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[Jason Shiffy]

FINE IF YOU KICK ME OFF THE BOAT ATLEAST ON A LITTLE RAFT SO I CAN MAKE IT TO SHORE! YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS I TELL YOU! ALL OF YOU!

Wait... DON'T KICK ME OFF THE DAMN BOAT! CHANCES ARE NONE OF US DISCUSSING IS THE KILLER!

The killer might be in a corner relaxing and watching us battle eachother. Lets settle down and think together for a second

[Kernal2306]

That sounds an awful lot like a word a KILLER would use.

30

I think I have heard a killer say that in a movie before.

[Firestone2489]

Execute order 66!

[Cuclean]

Holy Hell! How did all the sex based accusations come about?

[Antonio_Bay]

Reminder: today, all the way through to Friday are voting days. Happy hunting!

[Sweet_Adeline]

Holy Hell! How did all the sex based accusations come about?

He said having a vagina was reason enough to murder.

[Threadkiller]

Forget all this talk about logic and separating into groups. Clearly, our best option is to keep throwing randomly selected people overboard.

For my part, I'm going to spend all my time wandering alone through the cargo areas of the ship looking for an ice bucket. That way, I'll be an easy mark for the killer and everyone else will have an inreased reason to suspect I am the killer. It's a win/win.

[donkey]

Uh I really like the 4 groups idea. I'm in for that.

I'm not crazy about beign in a group with SHiffty, but I'll handle it for one night. THen the next night we shoudl switch groups.

Yeah. I said I'd handle jason shiffty. deal with it.

[By-tor]

Group D: Shäne, Sheriff, by-tor, Threadkiller, Cuclean
Sheriff, help me drag this foosball table from the rec room up to our cabin. I foresee a nite of drunken revelry and many games of foos. And, Shane to clean up the mess. :D

[Cuclean]

Sheriff, help me drag this foosball table from the rec room up to our cabin. I foresee a nite of drunken revelry and many games of foos. And, Shane to clean up the mess. :D

Awesomesauce. :D

[Jason Shiffy]

Do we have to vote monday night? I mean, the group idea could work out for us and we can find out who the killer is! Skip Monday and do the group plan?

Antonio, could we do that?

[Aaron]

Do we have to vote monday night? I mean, the group idea could work out for us and we can find out who the killer is! Skip Monday and do the group plan?

Antonio, could we do that?

Stop trying to change the game to suit you.
Give Antonio a break

[Antonio_Bay]

Do we have to vote monday night? Antonio, could we do that?

Stop trying to change the game to suit you.
Give Antonio a break

* stands behind Aaron *

Yeaah, give a dead man a break! (And no, the voting rules are set.)

Today, all the way through to Friday are voting days.

Death waits for no one!

[donkey]

group plan AND we vote tongiht.

with the understanding that we could vote off people in other groups, but the killer could only kill people in their group..... unless a window or door is broken and discovered the next morning.

[Sweet_Adeline]

unless a window or door is broken and discovered the next morning.


Which it inevitably will be.

[wanderingquesadila]

At least I'm in a group with some of our more taciturn guests...I may actually get some work done on this trip after all.

[Jason Shiffy]

ANTONIO IS DEAD AARON! HE'S DEAD!

Are you scared we could find the killer this way, aaron?

I'm watching you...

[wanderingquesadila]

Aaron's not even on the boat...are you having a psychotic break? That would be interesting. Please continue.

[Aaron]

ANTONIO IS DEAD AARON! HE'S DEAD!

Are you scared we could find the killer this way, aaron?

I'm watching you...

*Laughs at you through the telescope on my pirate ship*

[Shäne]

Sheriff, help me drag this foosball table from the rec room up to our cabin. I foresee a nite of drunken revelry and many games of foos. And, Shane to clean up the mess. :D

Ah, Jaysus.... :rolleyes:

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[Jason Shiffy]

*Laughs at you through the telescope on my pirate ship*

I took all the rum... Who's laughing now?

[Antonio_Bay]

3 1/2 hours left to vote!

[Cheney]

Damn! Nearly forgot, I'm leaving for North Carolina for a week or so for a cousin's graduation. And of course he has no computer *Yet, that's why I'm going :p * So I will be unable to vote Thursday-Tuesday? But I'll continue till then. And when I return and the game's not done by then (And I'm not murdered) I'll continue. Trust me I'm the killer (not something A REAL KILLER would say) good day. :cool:

[Jason Shiffy]

So are we going to randomly vote somebody off or are we going through with the group plan? Could we atleast get rid of the people who dont say anything in this game?

[Sweet_Adeline]

My vote is going to Shiffty. I've noticed a lot of suspicious behavior on his part!

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Groups are still a bit random, but sure we can do groups. I just think it makes it harder on the dead man to figure out how it all happens:D

[Sheriff]

Sheriff, help me drag this foosball table from the rec room up to our cabin. I foresee a nite of drunken revelry and many games of foos. And, Shane to clean up the mess. :D


Dude, I know, how did he split up the groups and put all the badass party mofo's in group D?

Conincidence? I THINK NOT!



I kind of like the splitting up idea, except that the door in the initial murder didn't show sign of forced entry. So either the door was opened by Captian Bay, or the killer had access to keys.

This may be important, who had access to keys?


Sweet Adeline? Do you know where your husbands jingly things are?


I'm guessing that there is no way to check for shoes, as people could have brought more with them to hide the evidence. Is there any way to tell what exactly the footprint(s) look like? Were they boots? Deck slippers? Heels? (AB can you describe what they looked like?)

[Jason Shiffy]

We should atleast get rid of the people who havent been on the game for a while so we could get rid of the question marks?

Kernal2306 has been in a corner almost the whole trip...
Vote him?

[Kernal2306]

Kernal2306 has been in a corner almost the whole trip...
Vote him?

Nice way to try to point the finger somewhere else. Sure blame the guy who was retarded enough to bring his books along so he could study for his finals this week. Took a nice break to see an awesome play though.

I think the group idea will narrow down the suspects. What if we chain the doors from the inside with padlocks.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Took a nice break to see an awesome play though.

Shucks.

[Jason Shiffy]

Oh lol he's doing his finals >_<

Nevermind him then (It's gonna be awesome if he turned out to be the killer though xD)
I'm not the killer FFS! xD

You're all gonna regret the vote -_-

[Kernal2306]

What if we also boarded up the windows to the rooms that the groups are in as well as chaining the doors from the inside?

[Alexsad]

I haven't posted in a while, but I read every post.
Seems like everyone is voting for Mr.Shiffy, eh?
Well... seems reasonable enough to point the finger at the man who is most involved in this case but it is risky as well.

[Kernal2306]

Seems like everyone is voting for Mr.Shiffy, eh?


Not quite so sure it has gotten awful quiet now that we are so close to closing time on the voting.

[Alexsad]

Not quite so sure it has gotten awful quiet now that we are so close to closing time on the voting.

Indeed we are Kernal.
Only 58 minutes left to cast your votes everybody.
Hopefully the right person will be killed this time.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Indeed we are Kernal.
Only 58 minutes left to cast your votes everybody.
Hopefully the right person will be killed this time.

Yeah, fuck that person! Down with that kind of thing!

[Kernal2306]

Yeah, fuck that person! Down with that kind of thing!

Killers are sick.

Down with the Sickness

[Cuclean]

Okay, there seems to be a few people going with Shiffy, so I'll go along with that. he seems to be acting quite odd.

[Jason Shiffy]

Atleast don't throw me off the boat! Poison me or let me watch "Troll 2"... On the other hand , Troll 2 really sucked, THROW ME OFF THE BOAT!

[RobinHoodDaffy]

I will also shift the Shifty. I think he is on the PCP or something.

[Antonio_Bay]

The guests divided into groups. They thought they could flush the Killers out by separating. They discussed this not knowing who they were really talking to, or who was lurking on the fringe of their discussions, listening. Planning... preparing murder...

But before the lock-in, the votes were collected.

On Friday, 6 were nominated. Today, 3. And the one targeted more than others... Jason Shiffy.

He put up a fight as he was dragged to the edge. But soon he fell. His head scraping against the hull as he plummeted down.

Was he part of the murderous team?



















* dramatic pause *



















No! Another innocent stricken down. No one believed his words, although he did speak some truth. This particularly:

I'm getting to the bottom of this!

Indeed he did, and now he roams the seabed!

--

And so to the lock in. The groups separated. All eyes on the guests they huddled together with...

But smoke seeped forth from under the door. A fire had been set! Pre-planned to foil this little group experiment.

The games room was alight. The groups were freed. Everyone was needed to fight the fire. Smoke lurked everywhere. Guests became lost in and out of the mayhem!

And then they pounced. A fire Extinguisher to the head. Poor, poor Beckpoppins died before she hit the ground.

Men, or women - these killers care not!! A Poop Shoot lady is now gone. Do any of you feel guilt?

15 remain.

How many killers are there?

Are the secret roles being used to their best effects?

Who is keeping a low profile? Does this mean anything? Do you *really* know who you're talking to?

Tomorrow the Elizabeth Dane will be that much lighter as more people go!

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Whoa, "they" so there are more than one for sure? I thought you were teasing us. Well, crap. Four of us gone and still two(?) killers. Poor, poor Shifty, and this time a woman was murdered on our watch gentlemen. We have to be more vigilant.