View Full Version : getting to know you: an evening with me
beckpoppins
05-27-2009, 08:35 PM
hello all, since i am fresh meat and all about here i thought i would serve myself up to questions about myself, ohio, and what ever you feel like asking, i don't know all the answers, but that does not stop me from making things up.
(side note: i am drinking... just so you know)
Jason Shiffy
05-28-2009, 08:59 AM
Welcome... I guess :x
freetoaster
05-28-2009, 09:39 AM
hello all, since i am fresh meat and all about here i thought i would serve myself up to questions about myself, ohio, and what ever you feel like asking, i don't know all the answers, but that does not stop me from making things up.
(side note: i am drinking... just so you know)
Do you now or have you ever worked for this man?
http://images.businessweek.com/mz/04/32/0432_12innova.jpg
Aaron
05-28-2009, 10:18 AM
Do you have an outie?
donkey
05-28-2009, 10:42 AM
we should all feel slightly ashamed that this nice lady decided to get drunk and tlak to us, and we all pissed off till the next morning.
SOrry Becky. We appreciate yoru effort.
Jason Shiffy
05-28-2009, 11:11 AM
She's drunk and nobody made a move on her... shocking
ZBarclay
05-28-2009, 11:49 AM
I'm in a relationship...
Ditto.
puggso_32
05-28-2009, 12:06 PM
.....oh can I do it then?!?!
ZBarclay
05-28-2009, 12:07 PM
.....oh can I do it then?!?!
Go get 'er tiger.
Jason Shiffy
05-28-2009, 12:36 PM
Me first... Do I know you from somewhere? Becky... Can I call you becky? I'm kinda wired... What do you say i'll take you home and eat your pu**y?
Wow... way to alienate the noob :rolleyes:
Firestone2489
05-28-2009, 01:04 PM
Me first... Do I know you from somewhere? Becky... Can I call you becky? I'm kinda wired... What do you say i'll take you home and eat your pu**y?
Yeah.....I'm not judging but you might be coming on a bit too strong.;)
Antonio_Bay
05-28-2009, 01:16 PM
Me first... Do I know you from somewhere? Becky... Can I call you becky? I'm kinda wired... What do you say i'll take you home and eat your pu**y?
Wash your mouth out with soap young man!
I'd like to think the females who post here are a tad more lady-like and above that language. (Except Bebop - she is foooooul mouthed :p)
Hope you don't have much of a headache this morning, Beckpoppins.
wanderingquesadila
05-28-2009, 01:27 PM
Questions about ohio, huh? Hmmm....
What are things like in Ohio? Is it true that it's round on the end and high in the middle?
Captain Willard is from Ohio...
http://www.shadowsonthewall.co.uk/images/swaponow.jpg
:cool:
beckpoppins
05-28-2009, 02:25 PM
well, well....
oh my.
i pass out for a few hours and i wake up to insanity.
oh well, down to business
freetoaster, yes, i have worked for the devil, sam walton. his chipper ghost still haunts me. I was a cashier and i got held up at gun point....
i did not shit my pants or have a heart attack so... fun job
Aaron, no , its all inside like a good belly button, my only feature that is not normal is my creepy anemic skin.
donkey, i will talk to you all sober, drunk, hopped up on coffee, drunk just provides more wacky. thank you.
JK&ZBarclay did my post come of trampy? sorry.
puggso_32... do what? jump up and down? eat toast? what?
Jason Shiffy... no no no.... you can not call me becky (my name is beck) but in fact for being gross, you can call me miss poppins.
Antonio_Bay, thank you dear, no headache but i did bumble about and get yogurt on my keyboard. boo that.
wanderingquesadila - devo was right, we are in fact round and high. ohio is fantastic , i live in Cleveland which is filled with fun and museums and crazy. i think it was Craig Ferguson who recently said Cleveland is one of those cities that you can sit on the sidewalk , read, drink, and cry and no one will bother you.
i'ts true. my kinda town.
JK - true, so is Neil Armstrong, Nancy Cartwright and Dave Chappelle.
JK&ZBarclay did my post come of trampy? sorry.
No apologies needed! My post was more of a response to this:
She's drunk and nobody made a move on her... shocking
Jason Shiffy
05-28-2009, 03:50 PM
Omg I made that foul joke because of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8
Im sorry if I offended someone and besides I dont hit on girls like that... I usually drug 'em :)
phit_demon
05-28-2009, 10:49 PM
I'm kinda wired... What do you say i'll take you home and eat your pu**y?
Wow... way to alienate the noob :rolleyes:
Yeah.....I'm not judging but you might be coming on a bit too strong.;)
Wash your mouth out with soap young man!
In his defense (sorta), it's a pretty funny reference (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8). :D
EDIT - Ah, I see he beat me to it.
See, if he had added the link in his original post, it would have better...
phit_demon
05-28-2009, 11:00 PM
See, if he had added the link in his original post, it would have better...
True, hence the "sorta".
TomHarrington
06-02-2009, 06:40 PM
Hello Beckpoppins!
I recently attended a music festival and happened upon a vendor who advertised “ice cold” water for sale. My question is this: If the water was truly ice cold, wouldn’t it freeze and actually become ice, rendering it undrinkable?
Oh, and welcome to the site!
beckpoppins
06-02-2009, 11:23 PM
the vendor was trying to trick you into buying one of the following:
vodka so he could get you drunk and sleep with you
thin pee, because that's easy to get and maybe that's how he gets his rocks off
ocean water, because he is a tricky pirate
or
magic water that gives you the power to fly.
joep144
06-02-2009, 11:28 PM
I once drank Fire Water and thought I could fly........but I don't think that was magic though.
Omg I made that foul joke because of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8
Im sorry if I offended someone and besides I dont hit on girls like that... I usually drug 'em :)
As JK said, man you have to link to that joke. I got it from the read but knew it was going to bomb!
NOW............................CLEVELAND!
I have a buddy from Cleveland out here in Asia. He just moved to Singapore. He does much in the way of credit to your fine city. Drinks enough to keep up with me (plus he's 6'6" He defends the king of beers (budweiser) as if the American flag was drapped on it. Which I find noble and has said I should ask if you have ever been to "University Inn" or "Der Braumeister"? And if yes, what do you order?
Additionally, my brother went to an awesome tech school in Cleveland. It's off of E 51st and St. Clair. Can you name the school?
And finally, just from me; have you always lived in Cleveland/Ohio? Have you lived anywhere else?
beckpoppins
06-03-2009, 12:37 AM
all Clevelanders are drinkers , heavy heavy drinkers. I am not as big a beer drinker but great lakes brewery's black-out stoat rocks my socks. i am big on blavod vodka and cranberry juice right now....
I have been too "University Inn" and they make a damn fine crab cake. My favorite bar is "Melt" (it makes nothing but fried super-tasty from scratch treats and the good vodka is cheap). It also carries my other favorite beer, rouge dead guy ale and i get the deep fried peanut butter and banana sandwich.
http://www.meltbarandgrilled.com/
hmmm, i am trying to think of the school.... ohio is filled with schools, ohio technical?
I was born and raised here in Cleveland... my dad is a science guy for our giant art museum and our near by amusement park , cedar point .
http://www.cedarpoint.com/
i had a favorite aunt that use to baby sit me when I was a kid. she was the only one that made me fried peanut butter and bananna sandwiches. They are magical.
And you are a fan of cape codders (vodka cran).
Best.....Clevelander.....Ever!
My brother went to Ohio Diesel Tech. great school.
Cheney
06-03-2009, 12:54 AM
Have you ever gotten to the top of the dragster and then suddenly it fell backwards? *It freaked me out because I saw this in person in those bleachers.*
beckpoppins
06-03-2009, 12:59 AM
no, but i can tell you 99% that that ride is safe. Having a dad in the non-destructive testing biz has taught me roller coasters good, drop rides very very bad.
BOP TILL U DROP
07-05-2009, 04:20 AM
Wash your mouth out with soap young man!
I'd like to think the females who post here are a tad more lady-like and above that language. (Except Bebop - she is foooooul mouthed :p)
...
*BUMP*
You didn't think I would find this, did you AB? You car theif'n so's so's! I curse your name!
Antonio_Bay
07-05-2009, 09:32 AM
You didn't think I would find this, did you AB? You car theif'n so's so's! I curse your name!
Ah... well, erm... you see...
... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DiEr2xYfDk) :p
OneSeraphiel
07-05-2009, 11:20 AM
Do you now or have you ever worked for this man?
http://images.businessweek.com/mz/04/32/0432_12innova.jpg
I do...in the deli
BOP TILL U DROP
07-05-2009, 08:22 PM
I do...in the deli
I've worked for Wal-Mart for since 2006.
http://photos-c-9.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v347/223/81/149400810/n149400810_30377138_8520.jpg
Wow. I seem to have a talent for making it all about me...
LucVas
07-06-2009, 11:31 AM
I've never really spent any real amount of time in Cleveland, I've never actually been to Cleveland proper. So answer me this question one: Does Cleveland, in actual fact, rock (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmSW-OM8h8c)?
TomHarrington
07-06-2009, 11:40 AM
I've never really spent any real amount of time in Cleveland, I've never actually been to Cleveland proper. So answer me this question one: Does Cleveland, in actual fact, rock (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmSW-OM8h8c)?
Dude, they have flammable rivers!
TheHangingBrain
07-06-2009, 12:14 PM
I'm currently at work in Marietta, OH and I live just accross the river in Parkersburg, WV, Cleveland is only about 3 or 4 hours away. I've been up there a ton of times for concerts and the like. Last time I was up there was April 21st at Peabody's for a metal show with my friend Karla.
beckpoppins
07-06-2009, 02:29 PM
I've never really spent any real amount of time in Cleveland, I've never actually been to Cleveland proper. So answer me this question one: Does Cleveland, in actual fact, rock?
it does... it really does. Cleveland is a crazy upside down universe. i love it.
Dude, they have flammable rivers!
true... but we also have a sweet beach, the metro parks, and a swinging zoo. we made our peace with nature.
I'm currently at work in Marietta, OH and I live just accross the river in Parkersburg, WV, Cleveland is only about 3 or 4 hours away. I've been up there a ton of times for concerts and the like. Last time I was up there was April 21st at Peabody's for a metal show with my friend Karla.
you poor baby.... anything 3 hours away from Cleveland scares me because it can get a little "deliverance"... also peabody's scares me... i have many horror stories from that place.
my favorite being the Halloween a drunken stage diving zombie accidentally ripped ever button of my elle driver costume. Thankfully i was wearing more undes than a 1950's house wife so i ditched the wig and became janet weiss. my friend dressed as a firefighter got so hammer he lost most of his costume and i had to take him home in his hat, red suspenders, and yellow boxers.
i am more of a grog shop girl, if you get to chance to see a show there go... it's a building of magic.
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