9000

[JK]

Well, I hit another milestone. Nine thousand posts in an internet forum.

I would hope that somebody got something useful, funny, informative out of my contributions.

I know that this place, this group of people from around the world, is a source of... warm fuzziness and holds a very special place in my world.

I've never gone through a list of people and I'm not about to start. I don't want to leave anyone out and I don't want to have to mention anyone I just don't have anything to say about.

Instead, to The Regulars - thank you for being here.
To the Noobs - you have a lot to live up to. Good luck and enjoy your time here.
To the not-so-regulars - post more. I have a life and look at me...

So, here's to all of you and to another 9,000...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3172/2892524971_fdeb7b1ab3_o.jpg

[neon vomit]

Congrats JK! I have said it before but I really enjoy your posts/blog. To another 9,000 indeed.

[ZBarclay]

Good work brother. Keep it up...and for the sake of Christ...stick around.

[Firestone2489]

I'm not sure where I fit into those categories, I like to think I'm a regular, but I digress. I have always found your posts amusing, stimulating, or informational. Its nice to have you around here so it'd be great if you stayed around these parts.

[Aaron]

Yeah, I'm just happy you hit this mark after all the talk of leaving us. Like every other love of my life... I'm not bitter... whores..

[phit_demon]

9,000 posts in a few weeks...way to go n00b. ;)

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w118/kpenguin222/Vader.jpg

[Antonio_Bay]

Wow, 9k. You were the first poster I became familar with when I joined (It was your Brock Samson-face sig at the time which stood out.)

Your sig gave me the impression you were one tough bad-ass, but soon learnt you also had a heart of gold. You're a Terminator who cares.

You are your own...






http://www.dayofthedawn.com/jk9k.jpg

Congrats. :)

[Scottbob75]

http://www.oberlin.edu/stuorg/anime/What9000.jpg

What 9000???

[By-tor]

I'm sitting out on this deck...
http://www.floathouseaustin.com/user/cimage/viewfromwater5.gif
watching the kids go off the rope swing while having an O'doul's Amber. I wished you were here, JK, so I could toast your milestone, personally. Congrats, my Texan brother. :cool:

[ZBarclay]

I'm sitting out on this deck...
http://www.floathouseaustin.com/user/cimage/viewfromwater5.gif
watching the kids go off the rope swing while having an O'doul's Amber. I wished you were here, JK, so I could toast your milestone, personally. Congrats, my Texan brother. :cool:

It's raining buckets here...enjoy the sunshine for me.

[DarthMaulRat]

Congrats, buddy. So many years, so many posts, so many great friends. And the beer makes it even better!

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Sure, 9000's good and all, but I'll save the pats on the back till 10,000.:D

[Cuclean]

It's seems I got back on just in time. Congratulation Jk! That's a hell of an achievement.

[JK]

Much ass grassy-ass, one and all. :cool:

[beckpoppins]

congrats! may i offer you some champagne?

http://livinglondon.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/the-continental.jpg

[JK]

congrats! may i offer you some champagne?

http://livinglondon.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/the-continental.jpg

You, I like :cool:

[Shäne]

Big congrats JK! :cool:

[ozchick]

Congrats JK :)

[JK]

Congrats JK :)

Thank you :D (Now get to posting, you :))

[JK]

Big congrats JK! :cool:

Thankee sai. :cool:




I wonder if I can hit 10,500 before the end of the year...

[Firestone2489]

Yes stop denying these boards your extra greatness.

[Shäne]

I wonder if I can hit 10,500 before the end of the year...

At the rate you go it'll be maybe 3 months. You're just dead set on being #1 aren't you? I think it would be better if #1 were somebody who actually posts regularly. Go for it!

[JK]

At the rate you go it'll be maybe 3 months. You're just dead set on being #1 aren't you? I think it would be better if #1 were somebody who actually posts regularly. Go for it!

I had something else typed out, but it made me sound a tad arrogant, so...

http://www.pobladores.com/data/pobladores.com/ca/ya/cayako/channels/wwen_castellano/images/2836039funaki_l.jpg

(as if that's any better :D)

[ozchick]

Thank you :D (Now get to posting, you :))

Don't have anything to say. Although I guess I just did! So there :)

[Spacemeat]

So, here's to all of you and to another 9,000...
Huzzah!

[Lotism]

Congrats man! 10,000 is within your grasp.:cool:

[Rob101]

Congrats brother.

[Sheriff]

Congrats dude, damn the man, I can't send beer in the mail.

http://www.newbelgium.com/files/beerglassimage/beers_sw.png?1229380395

[Lotism]

http://www.oberlin.edu/stuorg/anime/What9000.jpg

What 9000???

LOL

[dtcb]

thank you sir.


I started posting here reading your posts.

I'm in a greebly place right now......and yet I raise a glass to you sir. (http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t_adH2CHXU&feature=related")

one day.................



with permission.


I will touch your machine (by that I mean the seriously perfection you have in your garage...............better half excluded; she's one touch only).

honor.

[JK]

Okay, why can't I post anything?

Edit: Been trying for ten minutes to say "Thanks!" & that dtcb is a comeplete gentleman, but I think the internet won't allow that...

[Cuclean]

[QUOTE=dtcb;235514
you sir. (http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t_adH2CHXU&feature=related")[/QUOTE]

Okay, that's the second link of yours today to you tube that I haven't been able to access. Anyone else having this problem or just me?



[EDIT] I hope it's chacarron....... twice. :D

[JK]

I got it to work (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t_adH2CHXU&feature=related%22) :D

[Aaron]

Edit: Been trying for ten minutes to say "Thanks!" & that dtcb is a comeplete gentleman, but I think the internet won't allow that...

I think the internets knows that you're lying ;)

[JK]

And, too, I was pondering what would happen if dtcb, By-tor, and I ever got together in one place at one time...


The consequences of such might have done it as well. ;)

[Antonio_Bay]

And, too, I was pondering what would happen if dtcb, By-tor, and I ever got together in one place at one time...

I think Egon put it best a long time ago;

Don't Cross the streams. Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

[JK]

But look what happened when they did cross the streams. :D The world was saved and they all became heroes! :cool:

[ZBarclay]

But look what happened when they did cross the streams. :D The world was saved and they all became heroes! :cool:

And Winston and Ray went into a lucrative career of entertaining at childrens' birthday parties culminating in their being boo'd off stage by an angry gang of 10 year olds demanding He-Man. And He-Man wasn't really that popular anymore in 1989...so...ouch.

[Aaron]

And Winston and Ray went into a lucrative career of entertaining at childrens' birthday parties culminating in their being boo'd off stage by an angry gang of 10 year olds demanding He-Man. And He-Man wasn't really that popular anymore in 1989...so...ouch.

You've been boo'd off for less.

[JK]

And Winston and Ray went into a lucrative career of entertaining at childrens' birthday parties culminating in their being boo'd off stage by an angry gang of 10 year olds demanding He-Man. And He-Man wasn't really that popular anymore in 1989...so...ouch.


Ah but for those few shining moments... glory.:cool:

[ZBarclay]

You've been boo'd off for less.

Think what you like Skippy. I've never been boo'd off stage. I've never locked up. I do good work. This is true. :rolleyes:

[Cuclean]

I've never locked up. I do good work. This is true. :rolleyes:


So your lady parts tongue action is without discredit? ;)

[dtcb]

And, too, I was pondering what would happen if dtcb, By-tor, and I ever got together in one place at one time...

The consequences of such might have done it as well. ;)

I somehow image that we are placed at distances for a reason.

Like we would somehow form the Justice League of "I don't quite know what yet." It would involved drinking.

I just hope I'm not Aquaman or fucking "Gleek" in that scenario.


FYI, I'm back home finally. and consequentially back to the QSE (the porta-home). I'll post some pictures of third world blight i waded through.

[ZBarclay]

So your lady parts tongue action is without discredit? ;)

Again? In English?

[Aaron]

Think what you like Skippy.

Remember, I have skippy's balls hanging in my living room

[JK]

Hey, another hundred posts in a week?

At that rate, I'll hit 10,000 by the middle of August...

Maybe I can time it to coincide with Dragon Con...


Yippie.

[JK]

(almost) Another week, another hundred posts (almost)

If I keep this up, I'll hit 10,000 on August 2nd...

[dtcb]

My god man!

That should require some kind of Dragoncon award ceremony.

I wonder if Plumey, could have a ribbon/trophy/tshirt made?

"QSE 10K First Place!" with the quick stop logo on it.

I'm pretty sure that no one from the poopshoot days made it to 10K.

[JK]

There's been one to make it to 10,000, but I don't count him- he's the only person on my List...

[dtcb]

You're kidding me??

Is it RB?

[JK]

Is it RB?

http://thegrandnarrative.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/right-on-the-nose.jpg

[dtcb]

understood.

[By-tor]

I'm ain't gonna catch back up with ya, JK. Unless some doosh accuses you of being a redneck racist cracker, again. That, in turn, sending you on sabbatical, again. :D;)

[Antonio_Bay]

That should require some kind of Dragoncon award ceremony.

I wonder if Plumey, could have a ribbon/trophy/tshirt made?


Yeah, you should, like, get to keep this place.

Or become a mod (we reaaaally need a mod.)

[JK]

... Or become a mod (we reaaaally need a mod.)

Noooo. No thank you. It would suck all the fun right out of crushing uppity noobs. Why else do I come here? ;)

[phit_demon]

Why else do I come here? ;)

To show off your bike and your hot missus? ;)

[JK]

To show off your bike and your hot missus? ;)

Yes. :D

[JasterIsFett]

I'm ain't gonna catch back up with ya, JK. Unless some doosh accuses you of being a redneck racist cracker, again. That, in turn, sending you on sabbatical, again. :D;)

I'm not trying to be a prick...

I'm just wondering if this is some incredible combination of douche and boosh that I was unaware of.

[By-tor]

I'm not trying to be a prick...

I'm just wondering if this is some incredible combination of douche and boosh that I was unaware of.
Nah. I just think it looks cooler(and alot more "Southern", read:redneck) than the hoighty-toighty French spelling. :D

[JK]

Fuck the French!

Wait... what?

http://www.kocosports.com/mmatn/steve_austin.jpg

[JasterIsFett]

Nah. I just think it looks cooler(and alot more "Southern", read:redneck) than the hoighty-toighty French spelling. :D

Yeah, Real Hoity-Toity

http://www.geocities.com/reiss120/les-smiling.jpg

and if you get this reference...I love you.:D

[JK]

699...

I think I can do that in seventeen days...

[Shäne]

699...

I think I can do that in seventeen days...

Challenge yourself and do it without a countdown of pictures. I would start a thread solely for rapid fire conversation.

[JK]

Challenge yourself and do it without a countdown of pictures. I would start a thread solely for rapid fire conversation.

I could have put a picture in that last post, but I had already decided not to use any props. Nor will I use Funaki... well, maybe a few times... can't pass up the opportunity for a good Funaki...

[Shäne]

can't pass up the opportunity for a good Funaki...

That's what she said.

[JK]

Did a buck fifty this week... not bad.

http://www.pobladores.com/data/pobladores.com/ca/ya/cayako/channels/wwen_castellano/images/2836039funaki_l.jpg

(gratuitous Funaki)

[JK]

I need to get going if I'm going to hit 10,000 in seven days... only 538 posts to go...

I don't think it's going to happen. :rolleyes:

[Antonio_Bay]

But when you reach it, and soon overtake RB thereafter, you'll have nothing else to aspire to!

You'll just retreat into the Tatooine dessert and become legend...

[JK]

Or I could build my own Death Star and conquer the known galaxy...

[joep144]

If you do just watch out for the X-wing starfighters. ;)

[JasterIsFett]

and be wary of lando calrissian and nien nunb

[Antonio_Bay]

No, no, just travel back in time and to a different reality, so the Death Star's destiny goes a tad better.

[JK]

I'd be a benevolent dictator... slave bikinis for all...

[Antonio_Bay]

Um, does the Empire need a website?

(I don't wanna wear a bikini...)

[joep144]

I'd be a benevolent dictator... slave bikinis for all...

http://www.pobladores.com/data/pobladores.com/ca/ya/cayako/channels/wwen_castellano/images/2836039funaki_l.jpg

Need any security?

[JK]

Need any security?

How do you look in white? ;)

[DarthMaulRat]

I think us geeks all know that the best security dresses in red.
http://www.icanhasforce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/star-wars-imperial-guard-wine-stain.jpg
Too bad Lucas never gave us a badass Imperial Guard fight scene in the new trilogy. I always thought the shock wave sticks were a cool concept.

[JK]

You gotta work your way up to the red uniform :cool:

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Daaaaaang JK you a old a*s dude! You old as heck, son! Oh wait, oh 9000 posts. Sorry. I can't believe I missed the celebration. Congrats, Post Master.

[JK]

... Congrats, Post Master.

Thank you, miss! :D 300 to go... :D

[JK]

200 posts to go. :cool:


But I need a shower first...

[ILovePapaSmurf]

No need to remind me - I know I'm behind. Geez! :)

[JK]

Hey! look at that! One hundred to go...

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/21jan2-healthy-at-100.jpg

[TomHarrington]

Keep on, keep on, keep on postin' all through the night... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUyTZlJnRns)

[JK]

It took me two months to get another thousand posts. Maybe if I work at it, I can hit 11,000 by Dragon*Con...

[JK]

I don't think I'll hit 11,000 by Dragon*Con...

But I will probably hit 10,482 by the end of this weekend.

And I have something special planned for 10,500 ;)

[Shäne]

I love how on the members list it looks like yours' and Razorback's avatars are about to fight. :D

[JK]

Just imagine what Brock would do to him with that lightsaber...

[Shäne]

Just imagine what Brock would do to him with that lightsaber...

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u119/murderface2/i253179989_63431_5.gif
:D

[BOP TILL U DROP]

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u119/murderface2/i253179989_63431_5.gif
:D
Oh my gosh that is so funny!

[JK]

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u119/murderface2/i253179989_63431_5.gif

"Do I know you?"

:D

[phit_demon]

9,000 posts. w00t!

[Sweet_Adeline]

Congratulations! :cool:

[DarthMaulRat]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/11/article-1093897-02C69EF4000005DC-533_468x480.jpg
"God bless us, everyone!"

[Shäne]

9,000 posts. w00t!

Huzzah! :D

[JK]

9,000 posts. w00t!

http://www.onezumiverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/kool-aidman.jpg

(Now get off my kool-aid ;))

[By-tor]

9,000 posts. w00t!
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/Photo102.jpg
Much love, my friend.

[phit_demon]

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/Photo102.jpg
Much love, my friend.

I'm starting to think Brad Pitt based Lt. Aldo Raine on me in this picture:


http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/lt-aldo-raine-photo.jpg