Mars Needs Podcasts!

[RobinHoodDaffy]

So, for the six months or so I have been planning on bursting into the podcasting world. After many starts and stops, I am finally able to say:

"Hey everybody, here is my podcast, I hope you enjoy!"

It is a first episode, so it is a little rough, but I hope to shape them up pretty soon. So without further adieu.....

Mars Needs Podcasts

Our worst, I mean First episode. • April 22nd, 2009

J.J. and the first of his amazing friends, David discuss how it all started for them. The conversation drifts into the reading of a play that you have already missed, a plea to help our furry friends, and spoilers on a Nicole Kidman horror movie from eight years ago. (consider that your spoiler alert)


click the awesome image from my buddy Jason, to find your way.
http://h1.ripway.com/robinhooddaffy/GetAttachment.aspx.jpeg (http://marsneeds.podbean.com)

[Shäne]

First!! :D

Yeah, I know, I'm now that guy. :o

Downloading now. :cool:

[Antonio_Bay]

Oooooo, nice and shiny!

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Oooooo, nice and shiny!

Nah, wait till anyone hears it, there is nothing shiny about it.:D

More than a little rough, and I gotta get better at the recording aspect, but I figure if I fixate too much on making it what I want, I'll never put them out.


By the way, a very sincere thank you to Zac for his help.

[GameOnIan]

Good stuff....never knew you were a theater guy. I used to do the improv comedy/theater stuff myself here in MD, and still do the occasional show here and there. Been acting for about 24 years actually...

Liked the 'cast. Fun stuff.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Good stuff....never knew you were a theater guy. I used to do the improv comedy/theater stuff myself here in MD, and still do the occasional show here and there. Been acting for about 24 years actually...

Liked the 'cast. Fun stuff.

So we have more in common than a love of video games and The Presidents. Nice. Thanks for checking us out.

[ZBarclay]

By the way, a very sincere thank you to Zac for his help.

Uh oh. You are doomed. ;)


My pleasure sir. Glad to help out any time I can.

[By-tor]

Alright, Daffy!!! Congrats on 3K, and on the podcast. I'm so freakin' far behind on podcast listening. I guess there'll be another I'll need to catch up on. :o

[ZBarclay]

Did you edit yourself on "Fuck Plinko"?

[opis420247]

Going to listen to it tonight at work.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Did you edit yourself on "Fuck Plinko"?

If I did it was just the way I said it. I didn't edit anything out. Maybe David cut me off, like usual.

[ZBarclay]

If I did it was just the way I said it. I didn't edit anything out. Maybe David cut me off, like usual.

It was weird...I almost heard a "bleep". I think you self edited without knowing it. I thought it was funny. :D

[RobinHoodDaffy]

It was weird...I almost heard a "bleep". I think you self edited without knowing it. I thought it was funny. :D

You made me curious, so I checked, I did indeed self edit. Just like I was in Jr. High. F-k Plinko. I didn't even catch it.

[opis420247]

Good stuff. Can't wait for the next one.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

We are recording tomorrow, will probably be up this weekend. Monday at the latest.

[Kernal2306]

Been missing from the boards for the last week or so but I just downloaded the first one to listen to tomorrow at work.

[Little_Green_Gumby]

Sex, drugs and purple socks. Which one would Donny Osmond pick?

Pretty fuckin' cool, man! Even the caffeinated A.A. bikers didn't hurt.

Let David know my argument for beer & doughnuts. Glazed doughnuts are a fried food and all fried food goes well with beer.
Beer, being carbonated, bitter and alchohol helps cut the super-sweet taste and through that slick, greasy, nauseating feeling you get from eating a dozen (or so).


And thanks for name the drop!:D

Speaking of drop...
http://gscentral.net/cliff6.jpg
Yodelee-dee Yodelee-dee Yodelee-dee AAAIIIEEE!!!

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Nah man, I can't thank you enough for your awesome artwork. I am just trying to do something good enough to warrant it's presence.


Price is Right, FTW!

[phit_demon]

Speaking of drop...
http://gscentral.net/cliff6.jpg
Yodelee-dee Yodelee-dee Yodelee-dee AAAIIIEEE!!!

That game TERRIFIED me as an infant. The idea of the guy falling over the edge gave me nightmares. No joke.


*shudders*

[RobinHoodDaffy]

That game TERRIFIED me as an infant. The idea of the guy falling over the edge gave me nightmares. No joke.


*shudders*

I lived for it. I am a more violent person I suppose.:rolleyes:

[phit_demon]

I lived for it. I am a more violent person I suppose.:rolleyes:

I was 4. I have learned to embrace the Dark Side since then.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

I was 4. I have learned to embrace the Dark Side since then.

We have cookies!

[phit_demon]

We have cookies!

Delicious, poison cookies.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Episode 2:
Craigslist Dance Off

JJ and David give love to the first listener who took the time to write a comment, talk about movies, promote a local Karaoke bar, and David recalls a story of how he used Craigslist to create art.


*Now with iTunes*

Click Me Now, Click Me Now! (marsneeds.podbean.com)

[Antonio_Bay]

I'm eighteen minutes into the new cast.

A shirt in a year and an half? Possibly. Maybe. Horpefully.

Can't wait for October 2010!

[Little_Green_Gumby]

Episode 2:
Craigslist Dance Off

JJ and David give love to the first listener who took the time to write a comment, talk about movies, promote a local Karaoke bar, and David recalls a story of how he used Craigslist to create art.


*Now with iTunes*

Click Me Now, Click Me Now! (marsneeds.podbean.com)

:pTitties a la mode!:p

iTunes already? Not fuckin' bad! Now I can listen to ya' at work instead of doing work.

(The logo kinda' downloaded funny on iTunes but that's just me being a picky little bitch.):D

[RobinHoodDaffy]

You have every right to wonder why. I already have an e-mail into podbean asking for an answer to how it got squished. I have tried to fix it for days. Hope to have it repaired in the next day or so.

[ZBarclay]

You have every right to wonder why. I already have an e-mail into podbean asking for an answer to how it got squished. I have tried to fix it for days. Hope to have it repaired in the next day or so.

It might have more to do with the iTunes logo size requirements than it does with Podbean. The image size vectors of the file that was uploaded to Podbean and designated as the iTunes logo might be incompatible with what they accept.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

It might have more to do with the iTunes logo size requirements than it does with Podbean. The image size vectors of the file that was uploaded to Podbean and designated as the iTunes logo might be incompatible with what they accept.

Yeah, I understand about half of that. But you are right, I could try what of that I understand.:D

[ZBarclay]

Yeah, I understand about half of that. But you are right, I could try what of that I understand.:D

Compare what iTunes wants for image size with the image size of that which you uploaded to Podbean as the image that you designated for the iTunes image. :D
Sorry I got so wordy the first time.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

I think it is fixed. Thank you.....AGAIN! It's like you have been doing this longer and have learned a thing or two.

[ZBarclay]

Thank you.....AGAIN! It's like you have been doing this longer and have learned a thing or two.

Only because I screwed up a shit ton at the start! Again sir...any time I can help...I'll be glad to.

[Kernal2306]

Just downloaded the second one. I am a little behind trying to keep up with schoolwork.

I really enjoyed the first one! I will have to check out the group the next time I come up to Portland. Was going to make a trip in next month but I think that it is going to get delayed a little bit.

Keep up the good work!!

[Antonio_Bay]

It's like you have been doing this longer and have learned a thing or two.

That's what she said.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Just downloaded the second one. I am a little behind trying to keep up with schoolwork.

I really enjoyed the first one! I will have to check out the group the next time I come up to Portland. Was going to make a trip in next month but I think that it is going to get delayed a little bit.

Keep up the good work!!

Wow, that's amazing. If you come up, let me know. I hope it is on the one weekend a month we tend to have a show.

I'm glad you liked the first episode, I confess, I found it almost unlistenable. You could hear the nervous sweat coming off David and myself. I think the second ep. far better.

[Little_Green_Gumby]

2.5 and it's official!

I agree, my 80's geek-self (I would say my inner geek-self but you know that my inner geek and outer-self are one in the same!) is looking forward to the new G.I.JOE movie.
http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/destrochris.jpg
How cool is that? Eccleston as Destro. I hope gets to wear that big pimp-ass ruby necklace!

And that ending song, the Danish-Off Books song, awesome.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Episode 3- What is the Podcast?


J.J. is joined by his amazing friends, David and Tiffany, to discuss the magic of screen names (or lack thereof). Put the “X” in explicit, soldier on as one soldier falls and one falls ill. (not swine flu, do not worry).



http://h1.ripway.com/robinhooddaffy/MarsNeeds.jpg
(http://marsneeds.podbean.com)
You want to click the head. You know you do.;)

[Kernal2306]

Wow, that's amazing. If you come up, let me know. I hope it is on the one weekend a month we tend to have a show.

I'm glad you liked the first episode, I confess, I found it almost unlistenable. You could hear the nervous sweat coming off David and myself. I think the second ep. far better.

I will make sure that there is a show when I am coming up. I just found out for sure that my daughter's graduation is during the week and not on that weekend.

I for one am no expert since I only listen to a few podcasts but for a first attempt it went well. After listening to the third one I can hear lots of improvement already. Plus you didn't want to start off with perfection cuz that would be hard to beat each week.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Thanks, I appreciate the support. I felt like this one lagged a bit by the end, but was still probably better than the first. For some reason David and I were all worked up about how to fill the time and try to be amusing.




....of course, now I have given up on being amusing.:D

[Antonio_Bay]

Daffy, where's your podcast banner for your sig? It's a must!

[Cuclean]

I finally got to listen to the first episode. GOD! It sucks to have to listen to two faggy actors talk about their 'work'! ;)


I look forward to listening to more.

[dtcb]

Just listened to 2.5 and 3 back to back.

Hee! Hee! Hee!

I chortled several times. (listening at the office)

You guys are definitely fast on your feet with the improv conversation.

Thanks for the great cast!

Hey, I wonder if Dave is allergic to alcohol? I have a buddy over here in Hong Kong who got some sort of virus and then, blam, could no longer drink. Made him ill like an allergic reaction. And he's Swiss. Taking the bottle away from a Swiss person is like taking the bottle away from a German.

Speaking of bottle, so Phitzy and Aaron finally hit the bottles? How'd they sound? I didn't think they would be able to stomach half the stuff I sent.

Good ending tune!

Keep'em coming, they're appreciated!

dan

[RobinHoodDaffy]

I finally got to listen to the first episode. GOD! It sucks to have to listen to two faggy actors talk about their 'work'! ;)


I look forward to listening to more.

I am making an effort to tone the faggy actor thing down a touch. It is a part of who I am, but it is only a part. I don't want to be redundant. It always seems to come up a bit, however, because that is how we spend out evenings.:D

Just listened to 2.5 and 3 back to back.

Hee! Hee! Hee!

I chortled several times. (listening at the office)

You guys are definitely fast on your feet with the improv conversation.

Thanks for the great cast!

Hey, I wonder if Dave is allergic to alcohol? I have a buddy over here in Hong Kong who got some sort of virus and then, blam, could no longer drink. Made him ill like an allergic reaction. And he's Swiss. Taking the bottle away from a Swiss person is like taking the bottle away from a German.

Speaking of bottle, so Phitzy and Aaron finally hit the bottles? How'd they sound? I didn't think they would be able to stomach half the stuff I sent.

Good ending tune!

Keep'em coming, they're appreciated!

dan

When I talked to Aaron and Brian they were a few sheets to the wind, but I have to say, when Brian and I started talking cartoons, he was one of the most focused drunks I have ever seen. The man has talent.

I think David might be a touch allergic, that might be why he hates the taste, in that way he is quite lucky.

Glad you are liking them, I have been bitten by the podcast bug pretty hard and we are having a lot of fun doing them.

[phit_demon]

...when Brian and I started talking cartoons, he was one of the most focused drunks I have ever seen. The man has talent.

Aw, shucks! You're making me blush! :o

[RobinHoodDaffy]

I Need A Hero!

J.J. is once again joined by his amazing friends David and Tiffany. They discuss homoerotic advertising, yet another lengthy theater conversation, meeting (or attempting to meet) their idols, and childhood taunts. Plus a promise is fulfilled with a three minute epic bonus at the end of the ‘cast.


http://h1.ripway.com/robinhooddaffy/MarsNeeds.jpg (http://marsneeds.podbean.com)

C'mon! Click the head! Do it!

[Antonio_Bay]

And just with Cabin Fever, I'm behind already.

(Can't casts come out Bi-yearly or somethin' ?) :p

[ZBarclay]

Heh. Sanford and Son. :D

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Heh. Sanford and Son. :D

Never liked the show so much, but I love that theme.

[ZBarclay]

Never liked the show so much, but I love that theme.

You are dead to me.
http://www.automotiveblogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/sanford.jpg

[RobinHoodDaffy]

You are dead to me.
http://www.automotiveblogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/sanford.jpg

I love Red Foxx, his comedy records are fantastic. I just have always felt that Sanford and Son didn't really let us see the man. It was watered down Red. So I always thought you could see him strain to try to get the funny out of his less-than-what-he-deserved writing.

It would be like seeing Pryor in a sitcom. Or that odd episode like special Carlin did once. Great men, sub par matching for the format.

[Kernal2306]

Awesome I may have to listen to this today while doing schoolwork instead of waiting for until work tomorrow like I usually do.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Thank you Kernal.

Judging from the podbean stats, I was beginning to wonder if a podcast episode is thrown onto the internet and no one listens, does it make a sound as it chokes and dies.:D

[ZBarclay]

Judging from the podbean stats, I was beginning to wonder if a podcast episode is thrown onto the internet and no one listens, does it make a sound as it chokes and dies.:D

Trust me. No. :D

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Trust me. No. :D

Ah, the old "Cory Conundrum". I have heard tales of it in the podcasting mead halls. Long will they sing its tale of woe.

[ZBarclay]

Ah, the old "Cory Conundrum". I have heard tales of it in the podcasting mead halls. Long will they sing its tale of woe.

Our post Cory numbers are nothing to brag about either. We're not making Cabin Fever "money". :D

[phit_demon]

We're not making Cabin Fever "money". :D

So you're not making nothing? Good for you. ;)

[Kernal2306]

I loved the number at the end! I think that it sounds better when you guys aren't trying to edit your amount of cursing. Sounds more natural and flows better.

More to come when I listen to it again. I was tired when I got home and forgot everything I was going to write by the time I woke up.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

$#!+ and Salsa!

J.J. returns with his amazing friends David and Tiffany for a "typical Friday night." They intend to discuss Star Trek, but get distracted by something shiny. (Chekov is soooooooo dreamy) Some spoilers remain-You were warned. Discuss what it means to be an American, thanks to a promt from a European. Then they finally play "New Choice" an improv game. Ending music provided by A Bullet Well Spent-which J.J. messes up the intro and forgets to tell you to find them on MySpace music, CDbaby.com and coming soon to iTunes.

http://h1.ripway.com/robinhooddaffy/MarsNeeds.jpg (http://marsneeds.podbean.com)

You know what to do- Click That head!

[Shäne]

I got some catching up to do. I've only listened to the first one but all the rest are on my iPod. :o

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Yeah, I know they build up. I feel like to get established, it is important to keep a schedule, at least at first. But that means that they create a backlog quickly. I appreciate the fact that you are giving it a chance though.:D

[Shäne]

Oh I loved the first one. Definitely going to get caught up soon.

[JK]

I'm so freakin' far behind on everything podcast wise...

I have downloaded every episode, though :o

[RobinHoodDaffy]

I have downloaded every episode, though :o

And that is why I have an undying love for you, man.


I'll let you in on a little secret. I can't tell when anyone listens. Hell I can't blame them if they don't:) But the download numbers make me happy and/or sad. So, just by downloading them, you are making my day!

I am excited to hear if anyone likes my friend's band at the end of the latest episode, however. I love them. Really crunchy riffs and solid raucous energy.

[Kernal2306]

Brilliant podcast!! Loved the band at the end! They kind of reminded me of Sevendust.

Sorry to hear about you mom! Good that the cancer is gone but crazy about her vertebrates.

Shit and salsa you actors and actresses sure know how to party?!?:confused:

The improv was a great addition, looking forward to more. I am excited to see the show but it looks like I am going to have to make it to some improv shows as well. Guess I will be making a bunch of trips up to P-town.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Episode 6-Teh Internet is Awesome

JJ and his amazing friend Tiffany welcome Tom “The Punk Rock Mathematician” to the podcast.(David is away playing with dogs on the beach.) They continue the ongoing conversation between Tom and JJ on the role of Next-Gen media in Improv. Tiffany then tells a tale of real life cyborgs, before the gang just try to make the world a more playful place. Doesn’t that sound pleasant?


Just click the sig-

(Thanks Antonio for the clickable sig)

[wanderingquesadila]

Just finished listening to this week's episode. Loved it! That blended reality stuff...is it weird to say nerdgasm? Oh well. Total nerdgasm. Good work!

[RobinHoodDaffy]

That makes me happy. I was worried that this week might be to esoteric and specific to our own experiences. Glad to hear you liked it.

[Aaron]

Bitch, when you mention me in passing on the show... at least mention me by name...

[By-tor]

Bitch, when you mention me in passing on the show... at least mention me by name...Don't do it 3 times JJ. The fecker will end up on your doorstep. :D

[Aaron]

:D

I could always crash on someone elses couch!
Maybe I wouldnt wake up with SOMEONE standing over me, staring at me in the mornings ;)

[By-tor]

:D

I could always crash on someone elses couch!
Maybe I wouldnt wake up with SOMEONE standing over me, staring at me in the mornings ;)Ah, but what glorious mornings they are. :)

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Bitch, when you mention me in passing on the show... at least mention me by name...

Oops! :o

Don't do it 3 times JJ. The fecker will end up on your doorstep. :D

It's cool, my girlfriend gave the o.k. after I invited them. The cat on the other hand....

[BallsMonkey]

Just listened to an episode of the show, and I have to say, it didn't suck as bad as I thought.

Just kidding, it sucked pretty hard.






Still kidding, it was great.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Episode 7- I Kissed A Guy

J.J. and his amazing friends David and Tiffany discuss pets they have known, a certain famous sexual number, and give a crash course in how to be a good audience member. Also a plea is given to a certain listener to not let one (presumably) horrible theatrical experience ruin an entire art form.


Click the banner. You wouldn't like me if you don't click the banner.:D

[ZBarclay]

Click the banner. You wouldn't like me if you don't click the banner.:D

I see what you did there. :cool:

[RobinHoodDaffy]

I see what you did there. :cool:

Whew. I would hate to think a silly joke was wasted.:D

[Aaron]

It's doubley funny because of the name Banner.





IT'S A JOKEPOCALYPSE!

[RobinHoodDaffy]

It's doubley funny because of the name Banner.





IT'S A JOKEPOCALYPSE!


I prefer Punapalooza.

[Aaron]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/7/7075034_ee4b479d54_m.jpg

Oh I get it, it's a play on words!

[Harvey MF'n Locust]

okay just listened to 6+7 yesterday. I have to dissagree on two things. 69 is awesome, and a wet fish is not some one who doesn't talk whilst fucking. Its some one who just lays there and does nothing. I prefer a woman not to talk, espcially talk "dirty" during or before sex. It usually just seems so fake to me, and that just kills everything. Then again I haven't dated and actresses either, so maybe they can sell it better.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

okay just listened to 6+7 yesterday. I have to dissagree on two things. 69 is awesome,

To each their own. That is why we have a huge sexual world.

and a wet fish is not some one who doesn't talk whilst fucking. Its some one who just lays there and does nothing. I prefer a woman not to talk, espcially talk "dirty" during or before sex. It usually just seems so fake to me, and that just kills everything. Then again I haven't dated and actresses either, so maybe they can sell it better.

I think we agree here. I think we were saying "SOUNDS" were good "TALKING" not always so good. Hence the whole "Gettysburg Address" comment. I don't think talent has anything to do with selling sex talk. Hopefully no one is taking time to focus the time and energy it would take to have a working sexual monologue.

[ZBarclay]

okay just listened to 6+7 yesterday. I have to dissagree on two things. 69 is awesome,
On paper...yes. In practice...no.
and a wet fish is not some one who doesn't talk whilst fucking. Its some one who just lays there and does nothing.
No. That's a dead fish. i.e. "She just lays there and stinks."
A wet fish would flop around a bit and seem to be enjoying it...but not make any sound...because, aside from a burping or maybe a growling sound, (muskie and pike for example), fish don't vocalize. Get it now?

[Aaron]

On paper...yes. In practice...no.

It's not fun having the nose in the bumhole

[ZBarclay]

It's not fun having the nose in the bumhole

That's EXACTLY what I've always said!

[By-tor]

It's not fun having the nose in the bumholeYou don't seem to mind keeping yours in Plume's. :eek: ;)




They may get me in trouble.

[ZBarclay]

You don't seem to mind keeping yours in Plume's. :eek: ;)




They may get me in trouble.

HUZZAH!

[RobinHoodDaffy]

You don't seem to mind keeping yours in Plume's. :eek: ;)




They may get me in trouble.

A swing for the fence and....IT'S GOOD!

[Harvey MF'n Locust]

That's a dead fish. i.e. "She just lays there and stinks."
A wet fish would flop around a bit and seem to be enjoying it...but not make any sound...because, aside from a burping or maybe a growling sound, (muskie and pike for example), fish don't vocalize. Get it now?

Touche' good sir.

and I guess you guys can call me a freak cuz I love my nose in ass. good clean ass mind you, and female only. but ass none the less.

[ZBarclay]

and I guess you guys can call me a freak cuz I love my nose in ass. good clean ass mind you, and female only. but ass none the less.

Even cleaner poop is still at it's very essence...poop. You can never get an ass all the way clean.

[Harvey MF'n Locust]

Even cleaner poop is still at it's very essence...poop. You can never get an ass all the way clean.

then you don't want to know where my tounge has been. :D

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Episode 8- Calhoooooooun!

JJ and his amazing friend David barely shy away from a sea of your momma jokes, talk about the finest horror film of the year (and the actual horrors of the audience), the politics of some of our nations biggest businesses, and David falls for a puppy named…Calhoun.

http://h1.ripway.com/robinhooddaffy/calhoun.jpg


Click the banner, or the puppy gets it.....




not really but click, please.

[Kernal2306]

You know I think David may sleep with that picture. He even whipped it out at the bar to show everyone.

[dtcb]

Touche' good sir.

and I guess you guys can call me a freak cuz I love my nose in ass. good clean ass mind you, and female only. but ass none the less.

Even cleaner poop is still at it's very essence...poop. You can never get an ass all the way clean.


I agree. All the way clean is probably impossible. But.......Let's just say someone I know, "flushed her system clean" for assplay.

I'm not going to elaborate how but it took a day or two.

The puppy is adorable. I can understand how Dave gets all motherly.

i'm currently hammering through the last three marscasts. fun, fun, fun!

[Alexsad]

Yay for being mentioned!
Screw Cabin Fever for not reading my story!


By the way J.J, I'm going to request you guys sing "We didn't start the fire".

:D

[Aaron]

Yay for being mentioned!
Screw Cabin Fever for not reading my story!

Which one? We still haven't gotten through them all yet.

Plus, it may have been shit

[Alexsad]

Plus, it may have been shit

Probably, ahaha, it was about an Asian baby having a penis on his back.
I wanted to hear the about the sexual positions you guys would come up with.

[Aaron]

Asian baby having a penis on his back.

Yeah, I don't think we've gotten around to that one yet.

[Harvey MF'n Locust]

I agree. All the way clean is probably impossible. But.......Let's just say someone I know, "flushed her system clean" for assplay.

I'm not going to elaborate how but it took a day or two.

The puppy is adorable. I can understand how Dave gets all motherly.

i'm currently hammering through the last three marscasts. fun, fun, fun!

Im not that picky. take a shower and Im fine with it.

[Harvey MF'n Locust]

why does this thread keep falling off the podcast page?

[Scottbob75]

It might be the work of 'The Duck', but JJ I was wondering if you ever did the play Spoon River? If so what was your part?

[Shäne]

why does this thread keep falling off the podcast page?

Go to your User CP > Thread Display Options > Default Thread Age Cut Off. Then from the dropdown menu select Show All Threads. :)

[ZBarclay]

It might be the work of 'The Duck', but JJ I was wondering if you ever did the play Spoon River? If so what was your part?

Is that the one about incest?

[RobinHoodDaffy]

It might be the work of 'The Duck', but JJ I was wondering if you ever did the play Spoon River? If so what was your part?

Sorry I missed this. No, I am not familiar with that play. I'll look it up. As for 'The Duck' you can't hate what I imagine you don't notice. I haven't tried as hard as Zac to get him to notice me. I am the stealth jet flying under the radar.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Episode Nine- Wax Lips on a Pillow




JJ and his amazing friends David and Tiffany start out by reuniting long lost internet friends and then degrade into the most offensive hours they could have possibly recorded. Plagued by illness and technical malfunction, the gang truly hopes this is a one-of-a-kind episode.

[Antonio_Bay]

then degrade into the most offensive hours they could have possibly recorded. .

and you started off so well!

http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/32/lolcatsdotcomx7qntcsuv7om0pri.jpg

[wanderingquesadila]

You almost got away with not offending me...then you talked about baby rape, and I'm a father. So close! However, giving me a title means I'm your fan for life. So, no harm no foul. :D

[RobinHoodDaffy]

You almost got away with not offending me...then you talked about baby rape, and I'm a father. So close! However, giving me a title means I'm your fan for life. So, no harm no foul. :D

I honestly don't remember talking about baby rape. Wow. I should never record when that sick. I was burning with fever and wanted to die. So, I might actually have to listen to remember what was said.

I do remember the title. It is my goal to keep the podcast positive. So I was thinking that we would talk about our podcast friends, and it got dragged to hell. Maybe we can keep it positive next time....:D

[dcwinters]

Hello world of quickstop! I just joined up so I could join in the fun! (David here, by the way)

I also do not remember the baby rape comments. But while JJ can use the excuse he was sick, I'm going to go with the excuse that I was given some very bad news just before we started recording, so my state of mind was slightly negative. :(

On a happy note, I think the three of us got it all out of our system! In fact, next week we'll be discussing rainbows, unicorns, sunshine, smurfs, and the mysterious sexual position: 169...how does it work? is it even legal?...so many questions to be answered.

[Scottbob75]

HOORAY! David joined the BOARDS!!!

[Shäne]

Welcome! :D

[neon vomit]

I really enjoyed it. I was not offended at all. I might be impervious to offense though.

[Kernal2306]

Hello world of quickstop! I just joined up so I could join in the fun! (David here, by the way)

Welcome David!

I was not offended. After listening to the podcast and hanging with all of you I realize that there really is no telling what will get brought up next.

[Harvey MF'n Locust]

wow! I am honored guys to get such a prestigious title! I guess my first act will be to tell everyone they must listen to this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxiCPvi3soI&feature=PlayList&p=6460076CF16301E8&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=53). There are three different versions of this song, but this one is the reason I was attracted to this podcast in the first place. (skip a head to 5:16 and listen from there for the referance)

[Scottbob75]

Here is my favorite monolog from the play 'Spoon River Anthology'

Fiddler Jones
HE earth keeps some vibration going
There in your heart, and that is you.
And if the people find you can fiddle,
Why, fiddle you must, for all your life.
What do you see, a harvest of clover?
Or a meadow to walk through to the river?
The wind's in the corn; you rub your hands
For beeves hereafter ready for market;
Or else you hear the rustle of skirts
Like the girls when dancing at Little Grove.
To Cooney Potter a pillar of dust
Or whirling leaves meant ruinous drouth;
They looked to me like Red-Head Sammy
Stepping it off, to "Toor-a-Loor."
How could I till my forty acres
Not to speak of getting more,
With a medley of horns, bassoons and piccolos
Stirred in my brain by crows and robins
And the creak of a wind-mill--only these?
And I never started to plow in my life
That some one did not stop in the road
And take me away to a dance or picnic.
I ended up with forty acres;
I ended up with a broken fiddle--
And a broken laugh, and a thousand memories,
And not a single regret.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

wow! I am honored guys to get such a prestigious title! I guess my first act will be to tell everyone they must listen to this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxiCPvi3soI&feature=PlayList&p=6460076CF16301E8&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=53). There are three different versions of this song, but this one is the reason I was attracted to this podcast in the first place. (skip a head to 5:16 and listen from there for the referance)

That would be the movie reference. I think you are the first person, outside of my immediate friends that got it. Congrats! Gold Star.

And Scottbob-That is beautiful. Thank you for sharing. I will seek out the play.

[dcwinters]

My high school did Spoon River Anthology during my senior year. It's a great play.

And thank you guys for the warm welcome to the boards.

So, this is cyberspace, huh? It's cozy...not as big as I had imagined, but the bathroom's got a lot of room. I like what you've done with the place. Can I drink in here?

[phit_demon]

Can I drink in here?
Only if you brought enough for everyone.

[dcwinters]

Only if you brought enough for everyone.

Well, I know I have enough for the dancing penguins. But if we run out I'm willing to drive down to the 7-11 on the corner and pick up some more drinks.

[phit_demon]

Well, I know I have enough for the dancing penguins. But if we run out I'm willing to drive down to the 7-11 on the corner and pick up some more drinks.

Well then you're a keeper.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Episode 10- Hari Kari


JJ and his amazing friends David and Tiffany wax rhapsodic about lunch. Mmm...lunch. Oh, and parents too. Feedback from our lovely listening friends is addressed, and then we get paid a visit from the "Three Headed Expert".


Click on the banner to listen, thank you.

[Scottbob75]

David - I know it is on the Evening with Kevin Smith 2 when he is in London. It is on the second disc...

[ZBarclay]

Sorry I missed this. No, I am not familiar with that play. I'll look it up. As for 'The Duck' you can't hate what I imagine you don't notice.
You speak in only truths. In retrospect, I think I was confusing Spoon River Anthology with something else that I took a monologue from in college.

I haven't tried as hard as Zac to get him to notice me. I am the stealth jet flying under the radar.
You speak in...HEY!
I take back the you speak in only truths part. We're fighting.
Now we're friends again.

[dcwinters]

David - I know it is on the Evening with Kevin Smith 2 when he is in London. It is on the second disc...

Yes! Thank you! I remember it so clearly now...as if it were only yesterday...(insert flashback scene here where I sit on a couch, eating a frozen meal, drinking a bottle of rasberry/blackberry flavored Safeway water, and I watch Evening With Kevin Smith 2: Evening Harder...yep, that's a pretty exciting flashback. Oh, and Natalie Portman was sitting next to me while Harrison Ford and Sean Connery performed a live reading of their scenes together from The Last Crusade)

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Yes! Thank you! I remember it so clearly now...as if it were only yesterday...(insert flashback scene here where I sit on a couch, eating a frozen meal, drinking a bottle of rasberry/blackberry flavored Safeway water, and I watch Evening With Kevin Smith 2: Evening Harder...yep, that's a pretty exciting flashback. Oh, and Natalie Portman was sitting next to me while Harrison Ford and Sean Connery performed a live reading of their scenes together from The Last Crusade)

Dude, I've seen your apartment. You can't fit all those people, silly.

[Harvey MF'n Locust]

hey guys, another great cast. and oh lookie new sig banner~ yay!

[Aaron]

SEX BOMB SEX BOMB!

http://shoeblogs.com/wordpress/images/tomjones.jpg

[Harvey MF'n Locust]

SEX BOMB SEX BOMB!

http://shoeblogs.com/wordpress/images/tomjones.jpg

you sick cracker.

[Aaron]

By the way, I need a picture of Tiffany...

[Aaron]

Also, David often sounds like Doctor Girlfriend.

There is an image for ya

[RobinHoodDaffy]

By the way, I need a picture of Tiffany...

Need?

She is already in the pics thread. You made me put up a publicity shot for the one acts that we are currently doing. You can also see a picture or two of her at www.twilightrep.org.

By the way, I am a huge Tom Jones fan, so no insulting him in this thread. He is a sacred thing. Not that there has been any insult.....yet.

edit: Harvey, awesome sig.

[Harvey MF'n Locust]

By the way, I need a picture of Tiffany...

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j191/harveylocust/tiff16.jpg

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j191/harveylocust/tiff17.jpg

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j191/harveylocust/tiff18.jpg

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j191/harveylocust/tiff19.jpg

if you need video youtube (http://www.youtube.com/user/yctal) and livevideo (http://www.livevideo.com/video/79BEFA075927476895243F0223F55E1A/joker.aspx). <-- this is my fave vid of hers!

[Harvey MF'n Locust]

By the way, I am a huge Tom Jones fan, so no insulting him in this thread. He is a sacred thing. Not that there has been any insult.....yet.


Oh I love TJ too. I was reffering to the golden cross around his neck! lol!

[Aaron]

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j191/harveylocust/tiff19.jpg

if you need video youtube (http://www.youtube.com/user/yctal) and livevideo (http://www.livevideo.com/video/79BEFA075927476895243F0223F55E1A/joker.aspx). <-- this is my fave vid of hers!

Nice, but also a little creepy... delete that shit off your hard drive dude

[dcwinters]

SEX BOMB SEX BOMB!

http://shoeblogs.com/wordpress/images/tomjones.jpg

Is it normal to see this picture and get a frightened erection?

[dcwinters]

Nice, but also a little creepy... delete that shit off your hard drive dude

It's perfectly normal to have four or five or a thousand pictures of Tiffany on your hard drive. And if it isn't, then please don't tell her about my collection.

[Cuclean]

Is it normal to see this picture and get a frightened erection?

Like an inny for a penis?

[dcwinters]

Also, David often sounds like Doctor Girlfriend.

There is an image for ya

I'll take it! Thanks!

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Also, David often sounds like Doctor Girlfriend.

There is an image for ya

I'll take it! Thanks!

He's also been known to dress like Jackie O. So what does that do for ya?

[Harvey MF'n Locust]

Nice, but also a little creepy... delete that shit off your hard drive dude

ROFL! I just went thru some of her old school vids and took screen caps for you! your the perv that asked for them. Im just doing my job here.

edit: and wow! I just noticed I have graduated to 'face in the crowd'. I feel soooooo special!

[Little_Green_Gumby]

http://www.funbumperstickers.com/images/Bugs_Bunny_14.gif
"Hey, Laughing Boy!"
I finally got around to putting up a review of MARS NEEDS PODCAST on iTunes!



It's short and simple, just like the guy who wrote it!
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_31oRAKTz5EM/R2kZZolEHQI/AAAAAAAAA6k/1i2iQGZGsOo/Gir+And+A+Bow+Of+Mayo.gif

[dtcb]

http://www.twilightrep.org/company/david.html

what no pooch in the picture?

Chloe had a dog in her picture......myaaah!

[Antonio_Bay]

if you need video youtube (http://www.youtube.com/user/yctal) and livevideo (http://www.livevideo.com/video/79BEFA075927476895243F0223F55E1A/joker.aspx). <-- this is my fave vid of hers!

Amusing stuff. I especially like Transit Journal 3.

[Kernal2306]

David - I know it is on the Evening with Kevin Smith 2 when he is in London. It is on the second disc...

I just picked that up at Big Lots for $3. Never got to see the second disc so I am going to watch that here soon.

[Scottbob75]

I loved the second disc. I watch that one more then the first disc. Wait till you understand Fanny Fun

[wanderingquesadila]

I listen to most podcasts while driving. I therefore and hereby label this cast a driving hazard. I nearly drove into a bridge abutment during the 3-headed expert game, due to incapacitating laughter. Brilliant work, you guys!
Asphalt: Exfoliates the shlong on it's way out!

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Wow, that is both amazing and horrible. I am overjoyed and saddened. Whoopee, aw crap.

[shanx]

i guess there are worse screen shots he could've posted...

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Hi everybody, my name is Tiffany. You may have heard me on Mars Needs Podcasts. After talking with J.J. recently I though I would see what he meant by "There are a lot of pictures up in the Quick Stop Forums". Now that I see what he was talking about, I guess there are worse screen shots he could've posted...

Fixed that for you, Tiff.:D

Now they will know who you are...

[Kernal2306]

i guess there are worse screen shots he could've posted...

Welcome to the boards Tiffany!!

Fixed that for you, Tiff.:D

Now they will know who you are...

Thanks RHD I was pretty sure that I remember her mentioning being called that in the Marines but wasn't positive.

[joep144]

OK.....I just downloaded your podcast to my iPod. I'll let you know what I think after work. As per JJ's advice I'll skip the first 3 episodes when I start listening then come back to them once I get into the show. Looking forward to it!

[Harvey MF'n Locust]

i guess there are worse screen shots he could've posted...

yes, I could have used your "perfectly formed pair of rubber duckies", but I didn't want to give aaron a heart attack.

[dcwinters]

yes, I could have used your "perfectly formed pair of rubber duckies", but I didn't want to give aaron a heart attack.

If you'd like I could always post a picture of my "perfectly formed pair of rubber duckies". And just because I'm feeling nice, I'll throw in a picture of my "perfectly formed pair of naked mole rats".

[shanx]

yes, I could have used your "perfectly formed pair of rubber duckies", but I didn't want to give aaron a heart attack.

exactly what i was thinking (but i'm pretty sure its got the most views of my youtube stuff...)

[shanx]

just because I'm feeling nice, I'll throw in a picture of my "perfectly formed pair of naked mole rats".

http://www.stefanmiller.de/img/nacktmull.jpeghttp://www.stefanmiller.de/img/nacktmull.jpeg

the teeth... the teeth...:eek:

[dcwinters]

Oh yes. There they are. My precious naked mole rats. Beautiful...

[ZBarclay]

Finally buckled down and started listening. I jumped in the middle and began with Episode 5 because the earlier ones wouldn't download on iTunes for some reason. Solid cast! Keep up the good work!

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Thanks Zac. That means a lot to me.

I checked iTunes and it worked for me. Maybe Iowa is broken?:D

[ZBarclay]

Thanks Zac. That means a lot to me.

I checked iTunes and it worked for me. Maybe Iowa is broken?:D

That is one of several very accurate adjectives that can be used to describe Iowa. (Is adjective the right word? I think it is...)

Your group dynamic is killer man. You picked the perfect bunch of people to round out your merry band. I can't wait to see your show grow, it's poised for greatness sir.

[joep144]

Since chatting with you on Skype the other day I've made my way half way through the episodes of your podcast. For as interesting as your cast is there is one thing that disturbs me a little.........

Tiffany said that she watches redtube and she also said she had her dick in the salsa, pinko de gayo (sp?) if I remember correctly. Is she really a chick or just a hot sounding dude......this is kind of bothering me a little. ;)

Seriously though, I love the chemistry that you have with your co-hosts and you've managed to keep this non-theatre goer interested in your production work.......hell, you may have even inspired me to take Molly to a play at one of the small theatre houses in Omaha.

Keep up the good work.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Since chatting with you on Skype the other day I've made my way half way through the episodes of your podcast. For as interesting as your cast is there is one thing that disturbs me a little.........

Tiffany said that she watches redtube and she also said she had her dick in the salsa, pinko de gayo (sp?) if I remember correctly. Is she really a chick or just a hot sounding dude......this is kind of bothering me a little. ;)

Seriously though, I love the chemistry that you have with your co-hosts and you've managed to keep this non-theatre goer interested in your production work.......hell, you may have even inspired me to take Molly to a play at one of the small theatre houses in Omaha.

Keep up the good work.

I think what you are hearing is the mix of a girl who likes My Little Pony and is a Marine. Hijinks follow!

If you go to a play send us the review. We want to know....

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Episode 11-J.J. Hawkins Is No Good At Everything


J.J. and his amazing friends, Tiffany and David discuss J.J.’s new “arch nemesis”. Tiffany wants to ignore a certain day coming up, so David and J.J. try to convince her to do otherwise. Many songs follow in this most musical of episodes, but the biggest song of all is the much delayed duet, with music provided by the nice crew at Zer0cast!



The banner leads the way!

[ZBarclay]

J.J. and his amazing friends, Tiffany and David discuss J.J.’s new “arch nemesis”.

...it's...it's...not me is it? :confused:

[RobinHoodDaffy]

...it's...it's...not me is it? :confused:

never.

[ZBarclay]

never.

Whew!

[Shäne]

Great episode this week. I nearly pissed myself laughing when my "left speaker" line came up. :D

I have another song suggestion for you all to sing: Paradise by the Dashboard Light. :D

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Paradise by the Dashboard Light. :D

Well, David just came.

[dcwinters]

Well, David just came.

I did. :) A lot. :D

Shane, I do not know you. I have never met you. But right now you are my favorite person in the world.

I think JJ and I would love to perform Paradise for you. I call Meat Loaf's part!

[Shäne]

Haha, yes! :D

[RobinHoodDaffy]

I did. :) A lot. :D

Shane, I do not know you. I have never met you. But right now you are my favorite person in the world.

I think JJ and I would love to perform Paradise for you. I call Meat Loaf's part!

Fuck you David, I was the bitch last time, it's your turn.

[Shäne]

I was the bitch last time.

Well, not technically....

[Aaron]

Mars Needs Podcast where you can hear phrases such as "time is not real" without a hint of irony

;) :p

[joep144]

I did. :) A lot. :D

Shane, I do not know you. I have never met you. But right now you are my favorite person in the world.

I think JJ and I would love to perform Paradise for you. I call Meat Loaf's part!

Nice to see you posting on the boards.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Well, not technically....

He knows what I mean.:D

Mars Needs Podcast where you can hear phrases such as "time is not real" without a hint of irony

;) :p


uh, ouch?

[Shäne]

He knows what I mean.:D

Are we still talking about the same "last time"? :D

[Shoujochan]

Great show guys.

So I was thinking about your friend that corrected the pronunciation of bukkake. I have to say that seems a little silly that he took exception to that but not "Hari Kari." I'd be curious to know how he defends himself on that one. :p

Oh and I had a thought about the conversation regarding choking smurfs. My question is, do they need to breath at all? I don't remember the show as clear but did they ever swim or anything that would have shown that they had a respiratory system? :confused: In fairness I would think since Gargamel created Smurfette, they must reproduce asexually. Based on that, I would think their entire physiology would be dissimilar to a humans.

And, yes, I put way too much thought into that.

[dcwinters]

Fuck you David, I was the bitch last time, it's your turn.

Actually, if you listen to the song, Lola has his/her way with the guy, so that makes the guy the bitch, not Lola.

And we're talking about one of my karaoke songs, JJ...it's pretty much sacred.

Plus, it's another song that if you think about it the woman gets her way, making the man the true "bitch" of the song.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Actually, if you listen to the song, Lola has his/her way with the guy, so that makes the guy the bitch, not Lola.

And we're talking about one of my karaoke songs, JJ...it's pretty much sacred.

Plus, it's another song that if you think about it the woman gets her way, making the man the true "bitch" of the song.

Sing it with Tiff, I'll get my own........:D

edit: David, sorry I am in a SHIT mood, so if I come off as bitchy I am sorry. Let us discuss this later? And to the readers of today's posts, I am sorry for my mood.

[Scottbob75]

Where can I get an egg roll on a stick, there is sure a lot of artsy fartsy stuff here, and I get dizzy when I watch NASCAR!!!! Were mine!!!!

[wanderingquesadila]

Driving to Oregon and renting a gun so I could make you sing at gunpoint.........was TOTALLY worth it!
Also, I don't think that JJ Hawkins is bad at everything, I think it's just that he's only good at anything.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Thank you for your beautiful backing music. Feel free to send us any tracks you like. Personally, I think we should make David sing some metal. Why should we do all HIS favorites, eh?

[Shäne]

Thank you for your beautiful backing music. Feel free to send us any tracks you like. Personally, I think we should make David sing some metal. Why should we do all HIS favorites, eh?

Some King Diamond. :D

[dcwinters]

Thank you for your beautiful backing music. Feel free to send us any tracks you like. Personally, I think we should make David sing some metal. Why should we do all HIS favorites, eh?

Lola? That's not one of my karaoke songs...I think my lack of hitting the right notes and not always keeping tempo should be proof of that.

Also, I just got home from work at The Alibi where I saw somebody break down sobbing in the middle of singing The Way You Make Me Feel. Just all tears and blubbering...I wasn't sure what to do.

[Aaron]

Why are you guys getting them to sing good songs?
The comedy is in the shit ones.

I reckon we make them squeek to the BeeGees or Barbie Girl or something

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Great, now I am going to have Barbie Girl in my head all day.

Come on Barbie let's go party...ah ah ah yeah
Come on Barbie let's go party...ooh whoa ooh whoa



POOOOOOOLE!

[Aaron]

:D

Good times

[Scottbob75]

Come on Barbie let's go party...ah ah ah yeah
Come on Barbie let's go party...ooh whoa ooh whoa

Sadly, That is girlfriend's ringtone on her phone for me...
F- My Life

[wanderingquesadila]

Thank you for your beautiful backing music. Feel free to send us any tracks you like. Personally, I think we should make David sing some metal. Why should we do all HIS favorites, eh?

I'll take any requests, as we have a blast making this music happen! zer0guy's intermediate musical skill is at your beck and call.

[dcwinters]

I'll take any requests, as we have a blast making this music happen! zer0guy's intermediate musical skill is at your beck and call.

Can you provide a background track for "Stuck on you" by lionel richie. I know, I know...it sounds like a ridiculous request, but I have my own lyrics that I would like to share with the podcast world...;)

[Harvey MF'n Locust]

Can you provide a background track for "Stuck on you" by lionel richie. I know, I know...it sounds like a ridiculous request, but I have my own lyrics that I would like to share with the podcast world...;)

ya know for some reason when I read this Madonna's "Crazy for You" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoWNId0kj-Y) popped in my head..... hummmm.




here ya go dave, get to it! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPEE-sHX3o4)

[wanderingquesadila]

Can you provide a background track for "Stuck on you" by lionel richie. I know, I know...it sounds like a ridiculous request, but I have my own lyrics that I would like to share with the podcast world...;)

Shouldn't be a problem. Considering me "workin' on it".

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Episode 12- To Antonio, With Love

J.J. and his amazing friend David, celebrate America’s birthday by giving back to their (only?) U.K. listener. Sorry about the tea. Feelings are shared romance is in the air and good times are had by all. Also in this episode a “bonus” as we hear the beginning of the episode that could have been with guest star Brian Fitzpatrick of Cabin Fever fame.


The banner will lead the way.

[Antonio_Bay]

Episode 12- To Antonio, With Love

And that sir, made me smiiiile!


(If, or course you are referring to me!!)

[TomHarrington]

Episode 12- To Hank_Scorpio, With Love

Feelings are shared romance is in the air.

You're really smitten by this guy, huh? ;)

[Aaron]

I know I am (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QEsjd1WZuY)

[TomHarrington]

I know I am (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QEsjd1WZuY)

Nice!

[RobinHoodDaffy]

And that sir, made me smiiiile!


(If, or course you are referring to me!!)

Of course it is you, ya big lunk. :D

You're really smitten by this guy, huh? ;)


That is sooooooo last week.

I know I am (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QEsjd1WZuY)

This guy, I can get behind.

[ZBarclay]

This guy, I can get behind.

Just don't let him get behind YOU.

...oh...you were talking about the link?

[JK]

I'm downloading a couple of podcasts right now. One is smoking through the pipeline and the other is going so slow it's as if it's being transmitted... from... Mars. :confused:

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Just don't let him get behind YOU.

...oh...you were talking about the link?

I was talking about Shaft, and he can dig it.

downloading a couple of podcasts right now. One is smoking through the pipeline and the other is going so slow it's as if it's being transmitted... from... Mars.

That is so odd. I hope it fixes itself. We aren't good enough to make people wait.:D

[Aaron]

I didnt get a chance to listen to the new one last night as it was going crazy slow for me too.
Maybe it was a podbean fault, as I was trying to stream

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Somebody huge must have been using all the bandwidth, because it seems fine now. Sorry for the problems. That is kinda frustrating.

[Antonio_Bay]

* catches kiss *

This is now my favourite Podcast!

That certainly made a change! Phit is absolutely right in saying If I listen I should be prepared to accept the tone/language of a cast. My recent comment about someone making a clean-cut cast came from noticing no one here really did one like that (and wasn't targeted to any one Cast in particular.) I know which site this is, and the tone/style of humour it uses!

I think you said you weren't sure where abouts I was - the South Coast.

Also, do I get the money from the swear jar? :p

And Superman Returns is a lovely film. It was on tv a few days back. Singer did a great job. I didn't mind the Super baby plot at all. Added something new, which I would look forward to following more if the next film is a continuation instead of another reboot.

JJ, David, thanks!

[Harvey MF'n Locust]

listened to the new ep. today at work. I know there was a ton of things I wanted to comment on, but now can only remember one. JJ, Im not quite sure how old you are, but David, you still have one more big birthday comming up. 35! When you turn 35 you are old enough to run for president!

oh, I am now starting to remember some more.....

I forget how young you guys are sometimes. especially when it come to the simpsons and the talk about Batman The Animated Series. I'd like to discuss it sometime, but I really feal it would be better in another form then typing cuz I get distracted easily when it comes to doing these board posts. like this one alone I started half an hour ago, and its barely a few sentances.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

listened to the new ep. today at work. I know there was a ton of things I wanted to comment on, but now can only remember one. JJ, Im not quite sure how old you are, but David, you still have one more big birthday comming up. 35! When you turn 35 you are old enough to run for president!


Forgot about that one. Good Point, sir.

oh, I am now starting to remember some more.....

I forget how young you guys are sometimes. especially when it come to the simpsons and the talk about Batman The Animated Series. I'd like to discuss it sometime, but I really feal it would be better in another form then typing cuz I get distracted easily when it comes to doing these board posts. like this one alone I started half an hour ago, and its barely a few sentences.

This is a subject better suited to a conversation that involves pints.:D

[RobinHoodDaffy]

* catches kiss *

This is now my favourite Podcast!

That certainly made a change! Phit is absolutely right in saying If I listen I should be prepared to accept the tone/language of a cast. My recent comment about someone making a clean-cut cast came from noticing no one here really did one like that (and wasn't targeted to any one Cast in particular.) I know which site this is, and the tone/style of humour it uses!

I think you said you weren't sure where abouts I was - the South Coast.

Also, do I get the money from the swear jar? :p

And Superman Returns is a lovely film. It was on tv a few days back. Singer did a great job. I didn't mind the Super baby plot at all. Added something new, which I would look forward to following more if the next film is a continuation instead of another reboot.

JJ, David, thanks!

I address this a bit on the podbean account. I just have a filthy mouth. It is my curse...and my gift. But it is always nice to try to catch yourself before the profanity takes over.
You can have the dollar when you come claim it. :D
As for the SuperBaby! It just didn't feel...super to either
A: have sex with Lois and then fly off like it didn't mean anything.
B: have sex with Lois when you two were "married" in Superman 2, but then the super kiss leaves her with no memory of having sex with you and then has a kid with super powers.

listened to the new ep. today at work. I know there was a ton of things I wanted to comment on, but now can only remember one. JJ, Im not quite sure how old you are, but David, you still have one more big birthday comming up. 35! When you turn 35 you are old enough to run for president!

Forgot about that one. Good Point, sir.



I forget how young you guys are sometimes. especially when it come to the simpsons and the talk about Batman The Animated Series. I'd like to discuss it sometime, but I really feal it would be better in another form then typing cuz I get distracted easily when it comes to doing these board posts. like this one alone I started half an hour ago, and its barely a few sentences.

Given my feelings on time and age, this is a subject better suited to a conversation that involves pints.:D

[wanderingquesadila]

My recent comment about someone making a clean-cut cast came from noticing no one here really did one like that (and wasn't targeted to any one Cast in particular.)

Although I would never wish to detract from the main point of this thread, which is, of course, the award-winning Mars Needs Podcasts, I feel I must, using as many commas as possible, present this point to you, Antonio Bay. (7 commas)

My podcast is clean. Not a single swear on the record. Maybe one.

On the other hand, I shall be promoting the use of cuss-language with my actions, as I am now departing to work on the "Stuck On You" backing track.

[TomHarrington]

I feel I must, using as many commas as possible, present this point to you, Antonio Bay.

That cracked me up. A splendid turn of phrase!

[Harvey MF'n Locust]

This is a subject better suited to a conversation that involves pints.:D

most indubitably, good sir!

[Snapper]

I loved this weeks podcast. It was so sweet. Only a few girls would be creeped out by what was said, those girls are synical. I love it when you guys make portland references, I used to live there and actually worked at the edgefield a few times (I worked at the Highland Pub in Gresham but would sub all over). I, too, had more comments but left them sitting on my desk at work... boo. Also, you guys can sing what ever whenever you want, I love it.:D

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Although I would never wish to detract from the main point of this thread, which is, of course, the award-winning Mars Needs Podcasts, I feel I must, using as many commas as possible, present this point to you, Antonio Bay. (7 commas)

My podcast is clean. Not a single swear on the record. Maybe one.

On the other hand, I shall be promoting the use of cuss-language with my actions, as I am now departing to work on the "Stuck On You" backing track.

I meant to point that out, thank you. And uh, thank Dan too.:o

I loved this weeks podcast. It was so sweet. Only a few girls would be creeped out by what was said, those girls are synical. I love it when you guys make portland references, I used to live there and actually worked at the edgefield a few times (I worked at the Highland Pub in Gresham but would sub all over). I, too, had more comments but left them sitting on my desk at work... boo. Also, you guys can sing what ever whenever you want, I love it.:D


Thanks, when David and I finished recording, we weren't sure how it would go over. Nice to know we connected with a few people.

We can't help but make Portland references, we are surrounded by the place.:D

And quite frankly, it is hard to get us to STOP singing. I think that is why we have the little snippets all throughout the show, it is just how we speak.

[dcwinters]

I loved this weeks podcast. It was so sweet. Only a few girls would be creeped out by what was said, those girls are synical. I love it when you guys make portland references, I used to live there and actually worked at the edgefield a few times (I worked at the Highland Pub in Gresham but would sub all over). I, too, had more comments but left them sitting on my desk at work... boo. Also, you guys can sing what ever whenever you want, I love it.:D

Yay! Somebody who knows the locations we speak of! Also, a person who finds my excitement in this romantic interest sweet, not creepy! I still have hesitations with having this new lady friend of mine hear the podcast, though.

And JJ's right...it's hard to get us to NOT sing. Our lives, for lack of a better explanation, are a musical. A big, gay (but straight) musical.

[NomenNescio]

Our lifes, for lack of a better explanation, are a musical. A big, gay (but straight) musical.

Ah. So you live The Rocky Horror Show, then?

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Ah. So you live The Rocky Horror Show, then?

From the day we were born, all we wanted, was rock and roll, porn, and a motorbike.

uh yeah, just like the Rocky Horror Show.:D

[Antonio_Bay]

uh yeah, just like the Rocky Horror Show.:D

Has anyone seen the loose sequel they made?

RHD - Whenever I log in, your sig disappears. When I'm signed out is the only time I can see it. It likes to hide...

Is this just me?

[Sweet_Adeline]

I listened to my first Mars Needs today! Count me as another listener!

[dcwinters]

Has anyone seen the loose sequel they made?

RHD - Whenever I log in, your sig disappears. When I'm signed out is the only time I can see it. It likes to hide...

Is this just me?

Shock Treatment! (loose sequel to Rocky Horror). Love it!

[Harvey MF'n Locust]

Shock Treatment! (loose sequel to Rocky Horror). Love it!

I almost, ALMOST, like it better than Rocky. infact one of the songs made my top 5 played list of 07 (http://www.livevideo.com/video/HarveyLocust/C788C94C3C20449DBD1D4FDFF83DAD08/top-5-of-07.aspx).

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Has anyone seen the loose sequel they made?

RHD - Whenever I log in, your sig disappears. When I'm signed out is the only time I can see it. It likes to hide...

Is this just me?

I don't know why the sig goes away. I may just need a new host, I have just been to lazy to find one.

and I own Shock Treatment as well as have the soundtrack on my iPod. It is so much fun.

I listened to my first Mars Needs today! Count me as another listener!


Wah-Hoo! Welcome to the party, young lady. We will try to put out fresh flowers next week.

[Cuclean]

and I own Shock Treatment as well as have the soundtrack on my iPod. It is so much fun.


I have not seen Shock Treatment... there I said it.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

I have not seen Shock Treatment... there I said it.

Well, get your ass to Portland already. Sheesh.

[Cuclean]

Well, get your ass to Portland already. Sheesh.

They have it in HMV here. Since I can get it here, what other reason would I have to go to Portland? :p

[RobinHoodDaffy]

They have it in HMV here. Since I can get it here, what other reason would I have to go to Portland? :p

I was just trying to save you the cash of a purchase or rental. You can be so touchy sometimes.

[Cuclean]

I was just trying to save you the cash of a purchase or rental. You can be so touchy sometimes.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-black-l-cat-lol.jpg

[Harvey MF'n Locust]

Just got done watching Meatloaf in the Moonlight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM55OBcbgJQ) and I have to say the only thing that would make it better are mics! this show is funny stuff! kudos to you brothers.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Just got done watching Meatloaf in the Moonlight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM55OBcbgJQ) and I have to say the only thing that would make it better are mics! this show is funny stuff! kudos to you brothers.

Thanks! I am aware the sound is not great. In fact, we were not even going to film it, however, the father of a cast member did it for us. The sound is part of what David and I were discussing this week, the whole bit about filming a play killing the spirit of it.

I am glad it is out there to share, even with the less than great sound.

[shanx]

i listened to this episode complete bastard style and took notes! dan, i approve of your listening/note taking style!
wow, that really was a sweet episode! i AM the potty mind of the group- i blame my military background.
ok, as a chick, some of those accidental insults are like a cute form of torture later on. the nice part is when you guys catch yourself. the back pedaling and appologies are almost more flattering than regular compliments. its the dark side of estrogen.
heh heh, HOG.
i get butterfinger candy bars with owen! and also ninja turtle cake! and cookies. (actually, i cant do the next podcast cause i'm meeting some of his family)

"hawkins and crew are improv performers and seem to actually believe that improv is actually funny" WOW! i dont know why this makes me happy, but it does. its kinda like those accidental insults...

"terrestrial radio?" ahhh, that's why we're MARSneeds! we're radio in SPACE!

http://cache1.bigcartel.com/product_images/2655797/300.jpg

i am tracking with brian, ketchup is the perfect condiment! yay, freedom sauce!
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[Harvey MF'n Locust]

"terrestrial radio?" ahhh, that's why we're MARSneeds! we're radio in SPACE!

Thanks Tiff! That is one of the many things I had wished to mention. Unfortunately for me, I am usually working when listening to podcasts, and its hard to write and mop at the same time.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

i listened to this episode complete bastard style and took notes!

i get butterfinger candy bars with owen! and also ninja turtle cake! and cookies. (actually, i cant do the next podcast cause i'm meeting some of his family)


Tiff This is why we love you and we will miss you tomorrow.

That being said. Tomorrow at 2:00 ish Pacific time. (we are west coasters you know) David and I will be recording. I will be on Skype. If you want to record with us, just send me a IM on Skype and we will try to call as many people as we can.

Yeah, Cabin Fever did it earlier this week, but hey, we ain't breaking new ground anyway....

[Harvey MF'n Locust]

Tiff This is why we love you and we will miss you tomorrow.

That being said. Tomorrow at 2:00 ish Pacific time. (we are west coasters you know) David and I will be recording. I will be on Skype. If you want to record with us, just send me a IM on Skype and we will try to call as many people as we can.

Yeah, Cabin Fever did it earlier this week, but hey, we ain't breaking new ground anyway....

*edited for stupidity. I forgot the little skype thing under your post count*

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Oh, yeah, I am robinhooddaffy.

Big surprise. But you can also get to me...


<----------Over here. Like Harvey said.

[Aaron]

Tomorrow at 2:00 ish Pacific time..

What's that gmt? Because I'm confused as to which 2 you're referring to.

[Scottbob75]

14:00 pm

[Aaron]

Oooo, so that's 22:00 GMT?

Might make myself available for this...

[Harvey MF'n Locust]

Oooo, so that's 22:00 GMT?

Might make myself available for this...

I actually think it would be midnight your time arron. its like an hour and a half from now.

[Aaron]

I actually think it would be midnight your time arron. its like an hour and a half from now.

An hour and a half from now is 7pm... are you sure?

[Harvey MF'n Locust]

An hour and a half from now is 7pm... are you sure?
um no let me recalculate. yes I am way off. its just under 5 1/2 hours from now. I shouldn't get stoned so early! lol!

[Aaron]

Hmmm, I'm trying to figure out my schedule after work. Right now all I can think of is sleep. I have kinda promised to do a live thing though.
Maybe I should nap or something

DECISIONS!

[RobinHoodDaffy]

If four my time is midnight your time. Then two should be around ten. I think that logic holds out.

I just know your shows tend to start at four my time.:D

[Aaron]

Well considering I just woke up at my desk with a big drool patch on my notebook, I don't make any promises...

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Well considering I just woke up at my desk with a big drool patch on my notebook, I don't make any promises...

Paid nap, NICE! Well, you are welcome if you make it. But your live event takes priority, I know.

[Aaron]

Paid nap, NICE! Well, you are welcome if you make it. But your live event takes priority, I know.

You're half right.
Nap time takes priority.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

You're half right.
Nap time takes priority.

I grok your mouth music.

Sleep well, then get off work, and have some fun.:D

[Harvey MF'n Locust]

It was great talking to you guys. hope my audio was okay. I know it gets kinda loud over here and I dont have a head set, so you prob. could hear my roomate stompin around up stairs and the fans going, but it was fun none the less. maybe we should do a 2 am cast at sometime. lol!

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Episode 13- The Skype is the Limit


J.J. and his amazing friend David welcome listeners Harvey Locust and Scott White into the fold. J.J. apologizes for, well…everything. Harvey talks about David’s love life, while Scott teaches us a gibberish word. Thanks to both gentlemen for making this a very unique podcast.


The banner compels you!

[Scottbob75]

Just finished the podcast. LOVED it!!! Even how sore I am from running beer and ice to the coolers and then opening the drinks (est. 5100 bottles) went through my hands between 730pm and 1015pm! I know that is a lot. I think that the stage that David is at is the most sweetist stage to be at in a relationship. Maybe it's 351am, but I just relized that your Logo type looks just like the Looney Toons Font. Huh, well great job on the banner AB! THumbs up and I do not know what time, but David did CLAP in the cast. Can you find the sound of the clap boys and girls????? Scott White Ahhhhhhhhhhh

[dcwinters]

Just finished the podcast. LOVED it!!! Even how sore I am from running beer and ice to the coolers and then opening the drinks (est. 5100 bottles) went through my hands between 730pm and 1015pm! I know that is a lot. I think that the stage that David is at is the most sweetist stage to be at in a relationship. Maybe it's 351am, but I just relized that your Logo type looks just like the Looney Toons Font. Huh, well great job on the banner AB! THumbs up and I do not know what time, but David did CLAP in the cast. Can you find the sound of the clap boys and girls????? Scott White Ahhhhhhhhhhh

Yes, yes, I did clap! Argh! I did one clap and then realized I did it, but you know, once you got clap...well, you know the rest of the saying.

[Alexsad]

G-G-G-G-Gonna listen SOOON.

[Maggie628]

This week, I caught up on all the episodes and I've really enjoyed them. :)

Listening to you guys talk about improv almost makes me want to try it.

I say almost because in college, I went with a friend when she auditioned for the school's improv group and there was a point where she had to mime 'waterbed'. I realize if that had been me, I wouldn't have had a clue on what to do and would have probably froze.

Have you guys or Tiffany ever blanked when trying to react to something on stage?

[dcwinters]

This week, I caught up on all the episodes and I've really enjoyed them.

Listening to you guys talk about improv almost makes me want to try it.

I say almost because in college, I went with a friend when she auditioned for the school's improv group and there was a point where she had to mime 'waterbed'. I realize if that had been me, I wouldn't have had a clue on what to do and would have probably froze.

Have you guys or Tiffany ever blanked when trying to react to something on stage?


With improv, a lot of times when you are starting out the instructor will have you do a lot of mime exercises (such as "mime waterbed") and I've never been a huge fan of these 'games'. A very common one is "pretend you are bacon". :rolleyes: Or, "everybody in the room is an animal that represents you as a person. Be that animal" :confused: Uh...I pick a human...humans are animals. Anyway, if you can get past those first few steps improv becomes a whole lot of fun! (and I know plenty of performers who LOVE these early exercises)

As for your question, have we ever blanked when trying to react to something on stage?

All the time! And it's usually a situation where later that night or the next day you think of the perfect thing you should have said or done. This happens a lot during guessing games when you are the person who has to guess, since you're trying to figure out whatever the hell you're supposed to figure out but also remain entertaining and funny.

You should go try some improv. Don't let "waterbed" scare you. It'll be over before you even know it! :D (does anybody else think this smiley face looks a little freaky, like that children's horror story about the girl who keeps encountering guys with bigger and bigger teeth...anybody?...also, this one :eek: )

Thanks for listening!

[Alexsad]

Good cast JJ and David.
Makes me get insects in my stomach.