Best one liners ever

[Ben]

I dont care about the quality of a movie, if it has at least one great one liner that makes up for all the plot holes and terrible acting or editting in the world in my eyes. If the movie's actually any good thats just a bonus.

From: The Last Starfighter

Kodan officer: what do we do?
[sound of Lord Kril's eyepiece swinging over left eye]
Lord krill: we die.

and for those of you who havent seen the movie heres the 15 sec clip of the scene. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U7rOUSvYM8&NR=1

The only way you can more badass than that guy is by lets see not dying but still.

Hope someone else has good lines to post.

[dtcb]

"We're all gonna die."

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z307/tyrone_006/Predator_Billy_4.gif

[reecewicked]

"I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
http://www.stuff.co.nz/thepress/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/877480snakes-on-a-plane-posters.jpg

[Ben]

Quick change the channel!

http://media.strategywiki.org/images/4/48/SSF2T_Zangief.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olmkMs7314o&feature=related#t=1m0s

[By-tor]

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/1/4/1/1/9/4/MTS2_kamikitten_724017_kamikitten_ash05.jpg

"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town."

"Gimme some sugar, baby."

"Hail to the king, baby."

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"

That last one is more than one line, sue me. ;)

[JK]

First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.

http://www.houseofhorrors.com/crypt/pages2/uploads/1/evil-dead-2-crazy-ash-27.jpg

:D

[Ben]

One liners dont need to be one lines they just need to be in the spirit of a one liner, just really good short bit of dialogue, it can be set up by more than one character too. I just didint want to say best lines in a movie because I wasent looking for quality only cheesyness.

You must play me again

WHAT!

uhh best 2 out of 3...

NO WAY!

[Camera zooms in to death's face]

yes way.


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e0/Bogus_Journey_2.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flcv_TnH7Mk#t=1m35s

also earlier in the scene, aroun 1:20 death has another good line

"A hit. You have shunk my betleship." but it's just the accent that makes that line that good.

[BOP TILL U DROP]

70.
Its show time!
http://petewarden.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/31/beetlejuice.png

[reecewicked]

"I have come her to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/They%20Live%20poster%201.jpg

[dtcb]

"I have come her to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/They%20Live%20poster%201.jpg

well played sir!

[reecewicked]

(bows politely);)

[Rohan.]

Mr. Smith: "Talk about shooting your load."

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Shoot_em_Up/shoot_em_up_movie_poster_onesheet.jpg

This is just one though, everyline in this moviw is a one liner.

[phit_demon]

Blond Treehorn Thug (holding bowling ball): What the fuck is this?

The Dude: Obviously, you're not a golfer.

[BOP TILL U DROP]

26.
I'm a Mexi-CAN!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/danny.jpg

[reecewicked]

"Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker!"
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"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."

http://fuckingshortversion.com/img/die-hard-poster.jpg

'Yippie-ki-yay' has to be the winner. Come on guys.

[ZBarclay]

well played sir!

Except...who's "her"?

[Rohan.]

"Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker!"
------------
"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."

http://fuckingshortversion.com/img/die-hard-poster.jpg

'Yippie-ki-yay' has to be the winner. Come on guys.

Kudos Good Sir, Kudos to you.

[Scottbob75]

"Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.

[Cuclean]

Except...who's "her"?

I know you're tenacious, but can't you just let one go?

[reecewicked]

Kudos Good Sir, Kudos to you.

I'm just warming up.:D

[Rohan.]

The Departed

http://www.movienetwork.tv/content/films/t/TheDeparted_2006/Merchandise/TheDeparted_poster.jpg

Quenin: "You're a worker. You'll rise fast."
Dignam: "Like a twelve year old's dick"

[kanut]

In True self preserving style form Feast, Bozo's reply to Bartenders reluctance to follow him running the gauntlet with the monsters upstairs....

Bozo: Alright there partner, you're coming with me.
Bartender: Wow, wait. I don't know about that bub. I mean I aint exactly no Billy the kid.
Bozo: Yea but your slow & that's helpful so stay close.

http://www.best-horror-movies.com/feast.html

[DZofCD]

House of the Dead--
Hero:You did all this to become immortal. Why?
Villain: To live forever.

The Thing--
After the head crab walks away.
MacReady: Aw, you gotta be kidding me.

The Good The Bad & The Ugly--
After Eastwood is forced away from saving his legless friend.
Man with No Name: Sorry, Shorty.

[word, yo]

*from 40 Year Old Virgin speed dating scene*

Lady: I'm fine.

Andy: Are you fine?

Lady: Yeah.

Andy: You're fine then?

Lady: Are you fucking retarded? What the hell's the matter with you?


Andy: Do you want me to be fucking retarded?