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jessicaleigh

07-20-2003, 01:20 AM

I want nothing more than to make out with Jason Mewes. simple as that. I wish i could meet him and speak to him. Although I am completely sure that I am not alone in this feeling. Anyway. I love you Jay.
Love always,
JESSICA
jessvirgo86@aol.com

Razorback

07-20-2003, 01:33 AM

Hi JESSICA, I am the mouth of Jay. I am so happy to hear that you want to make out with me. Jay is like totally busy right now but I am always available for some making out and stuff.

Love,

Jay's Mouth

jessicaleigh

07-20-2003, 01:37 AM

Cool well I am willing to come see you so that we can make out...among other things...yea ....so i love jay!!! /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif

Zens_7s

07-20-2003, 01:38 AM

SCORE! /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif

[Cue universal european porno theme]

Omaru

07-20-2003, 06:58 AM

whats modern porn music sound like? I just remember 80's lovescene/porn music played on saxaphones.

Zens_7s

07-20-2003, 12:38 PM

I really don't know. [Note to self: do research on current state of porn music]

Maybe they should use the band The New Pornographers. Neko Case seems pretty free spirited so it may be a good fit.

karmattack

07-20-2003, 12:43 PM

it's like the pre-programmed songs that come on Casio keyboards.

Zens_7s

07-20-2003, 12:45 PM

Is it? I guess a person could make a whole career out of creating music for that special moment.

"It's the money shot Bob, hit the violin button on that synthesizer..."

code6enterprises

07-20-2003, 05:02 PM

It sounds like the porn music from the second episode of Clerks:The Animated Series.

Omaru

07-20-2003, 08:49 PM

I can just imagine that 80's song by "men at work" in some gay porno.

brycejmcewen

07-21-2003, 11:16 AM

I try not to imagine gay porn.

karmattack

07-22-2003, 01:32 PM

I try not to imagine gay porn I did with Men At Work.

Omaru

07-22-2003, 03:50 PM

yeah trying not to think of stuff makes you think about it right so like something stupid like an orange penguin..... and whump there it is in your mind.

psychofiend

07-22-2003, 06:33 PM

Gay Porn!? What the [censored] is this world coming to.

DangerSeeker

07-23-2003, 10:21 AM

I'd say a good percent of the world is coming to gay porn. Please remember, lesbian scenes count!

brycejmcewen

07-23-2003, 11:28 AM

That's true, it is really cool right now to be a lesbian, or at least a bi-sexual female. I thought about becoming a lesbian, but it turns out I don't have the proper equipment, and upgrading is both costly and painful. I guess I will have to find some other way to be 'in'.

karmattack

07-23-2003, 11:43 AM

Hey, I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. That counts for something. I mean, I'm a guy, but I can't help that I crave nudie time with women! [shrug]

Honestly though, I am interested to know whether or not I'm the only guy in the WORLD who isn't aroused by two chicks making out. Sometimes it seems that way. I mean, something about oogling guys kind of makes me embarrassed for the gender. Don't guys understand that we're just one step closer to women figuring out they don't need us? Our jig is nearly up!

brycejmcewen

07-23-2003, 12:35 PM

Well, since you're interested. Yes, yes you are the only guy in the WORLD who isn't aroused by two chicks making out.

Women do need us. If there were no men, who would open jars?

SecretArt

07-23-2003, 04:28 PM

well you know we could get rid of jars and just put everything in squezey easy open bottles....no need for men then

ahhh except for i can't re-wire a plug to save my life

DangerSeeker

07-23-2003, 04:46 PM

But once all the squeezy bottles start making farty noises, and our laughter is not there, you'll start to miss us.

BoomBoomKittie

11-07-2005, 09:39 PM

Jessvergo,
Your right! Your not the only one IN LOVE with Jay! But a girl can dream right?!

BoomBoomKittie

Zens7s

11-08-2005, 11:44 AM

Wow...somebody did follow the rules of looking for a post that pertains to the subject. You just can't get mad at that.

Anybody ever read their own stuff from years ago and you can't remember ever thinking that or saying it? It's strange...like watching old home movies.

Razorback

11-08-2005, 12:04 PM

Anybody ever read their own stuff from years ago and you can't remember ever thinking that or saying it? It's strange...like watching old home movies.

Nope. However, I can see you looking back at things and going "I can't believe I said that! Thank God no one remembers this shit or they might call me on it!" ;)

Mighty Wingman

11-08-2005, 12:17 PM

Oh , I remember , I'm just not dickhead enough to call you on it.

Razorback

11-08-2005, 12:47 PM

Oh , I remember , I'm just not dickhead enough to call you on it.

I don't think you have the balls!

Zens7s

11-08-2005, 12:52 PM

I don't think you have the balls!
I think you want to see them, and that is why you are challenging him.

Mighty Wingman

11-08-2005, 12:58 PM

Well, you can't blame him for wanting to know what balls look like , can you ?

Razorback

11-08-2005, 01:28 PM

It is so cute when you ladies back each other up like that.

Mighty Wingman

11-08-2005, 01:30 PM

She is really cute when she's backing up.

Razorback

11-08-2005, 01:31 PM

She is really cute when she's backing up.

That is exactly what she told me about you. Word for word.

Mighty Wingman

11-08-2005, 01:33 PM

What can I say ? I'm flattered to be the object of your fantasies.

But I just don't like you that way.

Razorback

11-08-2005, 01:38 PM

What can I say ? I'm flattered to be the object of your fantasies.

But I just don't like you that way.

So she is a liar?

Mighty Wingman

11-08-2005, 01:47 PM

No. She's sexy , you are a liar.

Zens7s

11-08-2005, 01:49 PM

This may be the best arugument ever. Two thumbs up!

I never get called sexy during arguments. Well, once I was told that I look sexy when I am pissed off, but that person just said it to make me more pissed off. It doesn't count.

Mighty Wingman

11-08-2005, 01:51 PM

I bet you're kinda sexy when you're naked.

Zens7s

11-08-2005, 01:52 PM

I bet you're kinda sexy when you're naked.
I may be. Wait...what's this "kinda" stuff? ;)

Mighty Wingman

11-08-2005, 02:00 PM

I bet you're insanely sexy when you're naked.

..is what I meant.

Zens7s

11-08-2005, 02:04 PM

I bet you're insanely sexy when you're naked.

..is what I meant.
Well, I am certainly insane. So therefore I would be insanely anything while naked. :D

Razorback

11-08-2005, 02:49 PM

I bet you're insanely sexy when you're naked.

..is what I meant.

That's not what you told me! Nuh uh!

Mighty Wingman

11-08-2005, 04:24 PM

Now you're lying about the lie you told to me about your lies, because you have to lie more to cover the lies you told before. You lying liar.

And that's the truth.

Hah ! I win. Checkmate.

TLS

11-08-2005, 04:27 PM

You confuse me. I'm lying, I'm not confused. No, now I'm lying... but am I telling you the truth, because I was lying, then I was being honest when I told you I was lying abount not being confused?

Mighty Wingman

11-08-2005, 04:31 PM

Maybe we should co-write a book, " Lying Liars and the Lies they Lie " ( The Razorback biography).

Razorback

11-08-2005, 08:28 PM

Now you're lying about the lie you told to me about your lies, because you have to lie more to cover the lies you told before. You lying liar.

And that's the truth.

Hah ! I win. Checkmate.

You retard, we were playing checkers! KING ME!

Zens7s

11-09-2005, 12:06 PM

Nope. However, I can see you looking back at things and going "I can't believe I said that! Thank God no one remembers this shit or they might call me on it!" ;)
Nope, sorry. I have never thought that.

TLS

11-09-2005, 04:28 PM

You retard, we were playing checkers! KING ME!
Checkers? I thought it was Solitare?
Oops, sorry, wrong thread.

Razorback

11-09-2005, 04:48 PM

Nope, sorry. I have never thought that.

I am sure you have not.

Zens7s

11-09-2005, 04:51 PM

I am sure you have not.
It's the side benefit of being 100% confident in one's own blatent stupidity. ;)

Razorback

11-09-2005, 05:00 PM

It's the side benefit of being 100% confident in one's own blatent stupidity. ;)

Had you mispelled "stupidity" that would have been hilarious. :D

Zens7s

11-09-2005, 05:05 PM

Had you mispelled "stupidity" that would have been hilarious. :D
Dammit. Why didn't I think of that?