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marksiwel
09-19-2008, 12:35 AM
Just saw Zack and Miri make a Porno. I saw the USA premiere in Austin Texas.
Kevin introduced the movie and stuck around afterwards to do a quick Q&A.
After spending a good 3 ½ hours with fellow Kevin Smith fans, I had this to say

WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING ASSHOLES!

I hated about 2/3rd s of the crowd.
I don’t know why Kevin Smith even shows up to these shows. The crowd just yelled random shit out instead of getting up and waiting to be called on. The questions were mildly retarded at best (Was that penis real, what’s the poop made of, how much did this movie cost?)

At one point it got so bad with the yelling and general jack assery you could see Kevin trying to keep a smile on his face.

Kevin smith fans, you are killing Kevin Smith. We are lucky a film maker as successful as Smith would even take time out of his day to go and talk to you. But when you act like that, like children even though some of you were in you mid 40’s it makes me sick.

The movie was B+ btw.

Threadkiller
09-19-2008, 12:48 AM
Was that penis real, what’s the poop made of, how much did this movie cost?


Jesus Christ man! There's some things you just don't talk about in public!!! http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00000/32/13/103123_m.jpg

That's cool you got to go to the premier. Sucks that it wasn't as fun as it should have been though.

dtcb
09-19-2008, 02:12 AM
You have my sympathies Mark,

Kevin is reaping the whirlwind of his own creation. If these guys weren't dropping cash into Kevin's lap....he'd be smacking them around like Shatner.

Two seconds of any of the "Evening With" Q&A sessions clips on you tube confirm your realized worst fears. That and posting on View Askew. Most rabid fans are fucktards asking retarded questions or begging for advice/work as 'budding film twats.'

Like trekkies and right wing bible humpers, we can only pray the odds of them reproducing are low and there is an opportunity for their genetic detritus being flushed from humanity.

donkey
09-19-2008, 10:50 AM
WHATS WRONG WITH TREKKIES!!!

you bastard. Some of us are really cool.

lumping us in with bible humpers and VA jackasses is just mean! and WRONG.

Live long and prosper.

ZBarclay
09-19-2008, 01:41 PM
Just saw Zack and Miri make a Porno. I saw the USA premiere in Austin Texas.

What's it cost to go see something like that?

dtcb
09-19-2008, 04:07 PM
WHATS WRONG WITH TREKKIES!!!

you bastard. Some of us are really cool.

lumping us in with bible humpers and VA jackasses is just mean! and WRONG.

Live long and prosper.

My bad

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee242/dtcb1/insp_alcohol.png

marksiwel
09-20-2008, 10:59 AM
What's it cost to go see something like that?

50 bucks for me and the wife
All together we got a
Intro to movie from Kevin Smith
Movie
Q and A with Kevin Smith
And then they did this stupid Air Sex thing (which they kicked kevin off the stage for BOOO!)

Omaru
09-23-2008, 08:15 PM
I actually was watching Evening 2 yesterday and today thinking what a bunch of fucktards those candian fans were, all trying to be funny and witty. When I bought the dvd some time ago I went straight to the london disc where they seemed to be asking the more intelligent questions and then didn't get around to watching the first disc until now..

freetoaster
09-23-2008, 08:41 PM
... how much did the poop cost?



$13.67

You could have bought poop and saved money.

acid_soda
09-24-2008, 01:03 AM
I generally have an extremely low patience for people in general. Fanboys and Fangirls (Not the fangirl here I love her) are among the people who make my urine and my blood boil the hottest.

For this reason, I'm waiting for this one to go on DVD :]