Bagged + Boarded Thread

[MattCohen]

http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/baggedboardedheader.jpg
The newest podcast to hit the stop...

When Ken feels like it :)

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If you like Smodcast, SyndeCast and Cabin Fever you will probably tolerate the newest podcast to hit the Stop',

BAGGED AND BOARDED WITH MATT COHEN AND JESSE RIVERS

Peter Travers of Rolling Stone Magazine said

"A podcast has never made me hard before... Notice I said before. Fuck... I'm spent

Tune in on a weekly basis for fun, frivolity and a lispy Jew from Long Island (oh, and Jesse is there too).

So if you love Quick Stop podcasts.... ummmm... like... We are on the same website!

[By-tor]

... I'm spent ...Feckin' Joe Rogan. This is my house. ;) Welcome. :)

[UncaScroogeMcD]

Bagged + Boarded #1: Race Relations
In which Matt and Jesse introduce themselves to the world, discuss the sensitive subject of race (very sensitively), and chat about Ghostbusters 3, the Academy Awards, childhood fears, and Native Americans. Oh, it's about to get real...

http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/2008/09/15/bagged-boarded-1-race-relations/

[MattCohen]

Really? Wow. They'll let anyone get a podcast now' a days.

(please listen.. I have very low self esteem)

[phit_demon]

I'll be downloading it as soon as I get home. I have to check out the competition after all. ;)

[Aaron]

competition
Hmmmm, I don't like this.
Feels like there's a new baby brother and the little fucker is stealing all my attention.
I don't like this one bit...

[Rob101]

So Bagged + Boarded are officially the Step Children of Quickstop?

[Antonio_Bay]

Yet another podcast?

These things are breeding like Tribbles...



:p

[ZBarclay]

42 minutes in. I believe they are singing the praises of Josh Peck...
;)

[MattCohen]

42 minutes in. I believe they are singing the praises of Josh Peck...
;)

I was singing the praises of Josh Peck.

Jesse, is blissfully (and age appropriately ;) ) unaware.

[ZBarclay]

I was singing the praises of Josh Peck.

Jesse, is blissfully (and age appropriately ;) ) unaware.
You better not let Phitzy hear you say that...there is a...vile hatred...

[Trout_Mask_Replica]

I enjoyed the show. But I cannot understand how you don't like The Godfather. It isn't the best film ever made, but its still a damn good movie!

I'm looking forward to future episodes from you and your co-host of undetermined racial heritage.

[MattCohen]

I enjoyed the show. But I cannot understand how you don't like The Godfather. It isn't the best film ever made, but its still a damn good movie!

I'm looking forward to future episodes from you and your co-host of undetermined racial heritage.

Its a weird, personal thing with mafia films, which we will cover in depth in a later pod.

Thanks for listening though man!

[Shäne]

Downloading now. :)

[neon vomit]

Laughed my ass off throughout. :D

[JesseRivers]

Laughed my ass off throughout. :D

Well, replace that ass, my man and prepare to lose it again next week. It gets better.

[MattCohen]

Alan Moore. his brother Jimmy... And Dracula (or Martin Landau)...

Shit get's realer, in one week!

[neon vomit]

Well, replace that ass, my man and prepare to lose it again next week. It gets better.
http://www.unitedmaskandparty.com/Joke_Novelties/images/fake_butt_foam1.jpg
Done.

[Sentroid91]

Really? Wow. They'll let anyone get a podcast now' a days.

(please listen.. I have very low self esteem)

Not bad. Not bad at all. Loved the obscure movie refs... and even the blockbuster movie talk. FYI: "The New Ghostbusters" a.k.a.: Extreme Ghostbusters was a Goth chick, a latino, a black dude, and a dude in a wheelchair. I used to watch it on SciFi each morning before classes. Also, you think Chucky's scary, ever see the Leprechaun? :D


Overall, this podcast was right up my alley. My podcast library is seriously growing effective this week. Keep it up. :)

[phit_demon]

I was singing the praises of Josh Peck.
And here I was thinking we could have been friends...

[ZBarclay]

And here I was thinking we could have been friends...
Now give him a chance. He seems like a nice fella...everyone is entitled to at least one questionable celebrity crush....

I told you...see...I told you...he's going to freak out...

You have to accept all kinds of opinions Phitzy. Maybe this Peck kid ain't so bad. I remember Will Smith being a camera mugging sterilized do gooder before he...

Crap man. I'm losing him. I picked the wrong example...gotta bail. BAIL!

...um...aw shit...look at the time. Gotta mow the lawn.

[neon vomit]

Maybe this Peck kid ain't so bad.
Josh Peck is a douche.

[ZBarclay]

Josh Peck is a douche.
Harmony man. HARMONY!

[puggso_32]

Finally listened...really good show I thought

Love how gave all these things wrong with the Dark Knight then went for a 9.7/10 ;)

[MattCohen]

Thanks for the feedback and listens folks. Episode 2 is in the can and will be up at the new regular B + B night, Tuesdays.

Do I want to even hear what Phitz's problem with Josh Peck is?

[By-tor]

Do I want to even hear what Phitz's problem with Josh Peck is? How much time ya got on your hands? ;)

[Shäne]

Finally listened...really good show I thought

Love how gave all these things wrong with the Dark Knight then went for a 9.7/10 ;)

Are there any spoilers?

[MattCohen]

You are one of the seven?

(people who didn't see it).

I'm alerting the c.i.a

[Shäne]

You are one of the seven?

(people who didn't see it).

I'm alerting the c.i.a

Ooh, will they take me to see it?

[Rob101]

I make 8.

[MattCohen]

The agency will be very busy tonight.

and how do you know you are not one of the prior 6? You could very well be number 4 or 2 for all I know.

[ZBarclay]

Do I want to even hear what Phitz's problem with Josh Peck is?
It would be safer for everyone if we just changed the subject...I accept full responsibility for the ascent of the clock tower, but I'm not going to allow any sniping of innocents. :D

[Aaron]

Do I want to even hear what Phitz's problem with Josh Peck is?
For an insight to what they're talking about (and to hopefully shed some light on what can only sound like crazy talk at this point) check out Cabin Fever 13 and 14.

Welcome to the Stop forum. We love in-jokes. :D

[Rob101]

The agency will be very busy tonight.
and how do you know you are not one of the prior 6? You could very well be number 4 or 2 for all I know.
The agency will never find me.

[Sentroid91]

Welcome to the Stop forum. We love in-jokes. :D


...that's what she said? :eek:

[By-tor]

...that's what she said? :eek:Steady newb. Steppin' on hollowed ground, there. ;)

[Shäne]

Are there any spoilers?

Argh! Yah never did answer me question.

[MattCohen]

Kinda, Shane. A few plot points are mentioned, but nothing that isn't in 40 plus years of comic book back story.

[Shäne]

Kinda, Shane. A few plot points are mentioned, but nothing that isn't in 40 plus years of comic book back story.

All righty then, I'll listen tonight. I'm just trying to avoid all major spoilers for this movie until I finally see it.

[Trout_Mask_Replica]

I'm just trying to avoid all major spoilers for this movie until I finally see it.

I'm certain that I'm way too late to warn you, but if I somehow I caught you in time, I think that they may have mentioned one character's death in passing.

[MattCohen]

I'm certain that I'm way too late to warn you, but if I somehow I caught you in time, I think that they may have mentioned one character's death in passing.


yeah, just realized there is like a one word, out of context, off handed spoiler in there.

Buyer Beware.

[Sentroid91]

Steady newb. Steppin' on hollowed ground, there. ;)

But for how long? We shall see. ;)


Also... that's what she said. :cool:

[Shäne]

I'm certain that I'm way too late to warn you, but if I somehow I caught you in time, I think that they may have mentioned one character's death in passing.

Thank you sir. I still haven't listened. I guess I'll start with episode 2 when it comes out.

[MattCohen]

Thank you sir. I still haven't listened. I guess I'll start with episode 2 when it comes out.


Ah yes, Episode 2; In which Matt and Jesse spoil every movie Shäne has never seen.

It's a good'un.

[JesseRivers]

Ah yes, Episode 2; In which Matt and Jesse spoil every movie Shäne has never seen.

It's a good'un.

Ever seen Sleepaway Camp?

Alan Moore doesn't like it.

[Shäne]

Should I send a list? :D

[neon vomit]

Ever seen the Sixth Sense? ;)

[UncaScroogeMcD]

Bagged & Boarded #2: The Sheening
In Which Matt and Jesse discuss the delicate subject of sex (very delicately), FINAL CRISIS, Lars Von Trier, and are paid an imaginary visit from Alan Moore, Jimmy Moore... and Dracula. The bus to hilarity town has arrived, folks. All Aboard...

http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/2008/09/21/bagged-boarded-2-the-sheening/

[MattCohen]

word....

Alan Moore bout to sue somebody!

[Rob101]

Should I send a list? :D
If I sent a list of movies I have seen in the last year, it would be a hell of a lot shorter than those that I haven't.

[JesseRivers]

word....

Alan Moore bout to sue somebody!

Among the hundreds of other people we're going to get calls from.

[neon vomit]

12???? 17??? Only in Alabama.

[MattCohen]

12???? 17??? Only in Alabama.


What we don't discuss is that, 12 was the last time unfortunately. Jesse's saving himself for Luke Perry.

[Shäne]

If I sent a list of movies I have seen in the last year, it would be a hell of a lot shorter than those that I haven't.

Well actually I was talking about movies I would like to see. If I listed every movie I haven't seen it would be thousands. :eek:

[Shäne]

I'm certain that I'm way too late to warn you, but if I somehow I caught you in time, I think that they may have mentioned one character's death in passing.

I just remembered that my friend ruined [highlight to read] The Joker's death for me a while ago. If that's the character you mentioned then I'll listen to em both tomorrow.

[JesseRivers]

What we don't discuss is that, 12 was the last time unfortunately. Jesse's saving himself for Luke Perry.

Josh Peck

[neon vomit]

Josh Peck
Zing

[neon vomit]

http://www.chromemusic.de/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/Bild%2024.png
Want to go to the cheesecake factory?
Great pod casting guys.

[jeremy]

Gentleman..

Chris Claremont redefined and saved the X-Men from oblivion.

Sure his writing was a little thought bubble-heavy but he resurrected the X-Men title (okay, Len Wein wrote Giant Sized..), gave us the Phoenix Saga, the Starjammers, Days of Futures Past, Madelyn Prior, Nimrod, the Mutant Massacre (which introduced us to Mr Sinister), the best of the three Fall of the Mutants story lines, the craziness in Australia... and then Jim Lee gave him the boot.

Point being Claremont created a great line of stories.

But I'll forgive you due to the bong hits with the Moore bros.

(i love those old x-books)

[Shäne]

I listened to them both back to back and loved it. Looking forward to the next episode.

[Shäne]

I just looked it up and the rumor is not true. (http://www.aintitcool.com/node/38258) Thank God.

[neon vomit]

http://www.curt.vg/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/phew_logo.jpg

[JesseRivers]

Gentleman..

Chris Claremont redefined and saved the X-Men from oblivion.

Sure his writing was a little thought bubble-heavy but he resurrected the X-Men title (okay, Len Wein wrote Giant Sized..), gave us the Phoenix Saga, the Starjammers, Days of Futures Past, Madelyn Prior, Nimrod, the Mutant Massacre (which introduced us to Mr Sinister), the best of the three Fall of the Mutants story lines, the craziness in Australia... and then Jim Lee gave him the boot.

Point being Claremont created a great line of stories.

But I'll forgive you due to the bong hits with the Moore bros.

(i love those old x-books)

But that's really what we said. Pre 90's Claremont was fantastic. The return to the X-books, not so much.

[Erasmus Cunk]

Nice show, guys. You've got a new regular listener in me.

Astonishingly inaccurate Alan Moore impression, by the way. Though Jimmy was spot on.

[Sentroid91]

I just looked it up and the rumor is not true. (http://www.aintitcool.com/node/38258) Thank God.

Dodged that bullet. x_x

[BallsMonkey]

Love the podcast. I find myself agreeing with Matt so many times it's scary.

[JesseRivers]

Love the podcast. I find myself agreeing with Matt so many times it's scary.

Horrifying.

[Threadkiller]

I enjoy the podcast with the exception of the gimmicky impersonations. If Matt does Alan Moore's brother again remind him he doesn't have to be so loud and/or close to the mic.

Dancer in the Dark is my favorite of Von Trier's movies. But my favorite dogme movie is Mifune. But it helps that I'm a sucker for anything that even references Kurosawa in passing.

[BallsMonkey]

Horrifying.

I know. Does mean I don't agree with alot of the things you say too.

I guess that's why I like this podcast so much.

[BallsMonkey]

So when does the new episode come out?

[MattCohen]

So when does the new episode come out?

Hold your breath, make a wish, count to three...

(on it's way in the immediate future, sir. Just keep refreshing. It will be fun.

[UncaScroogeMcD]

Bagged & Boarded 3: Smoking In The Boy's Room

In which Matt and Jesse discuss the timely subject of old age (in a very timely manner), high school, and their favorite men's men. Saddle up, yo.

http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/2008/09/30/bagged-boarded-3-smoking-in-the-boys-room/

[BallsMonkey]

Hey Matt, I recall you and Jesse mention that you were TMNT fans. Did you ever get into the comics, or are you purely a fan of the cartoon?

[MattCohen]

Hey Matt, I recall you and Jesse mention that you were TMNT fans. Did you ever get into the comics, or are you purely a fan of the cartoon?


I grew up on the cartoon, but sadly most if not all of the b + w Eastman/Laird stuff was before my time. I had a few issues somehow, when I was a kid. Probably bought mistakenly for the Archie (which turned into Harvey I believe) series I used to read every issue of.

So yes, I did read TMNT comics, but not the right ones ;)

(Funnily enough, I still have all my tmnt spinoff comics, The Mighty Mutanimals, AND Conservation Corp)

[neon vomit]

Abe Vigoda as the terminator could have been the best movie ever.

[Trout_Mask_Replica]

I think you're right about Led Zepplin being the band that fucked a girl with a mud shark (not a trout). Vanilla Fudge were there too and apparently filmed the whole thing. I only really know about this thing because of the infamous Frank Zappa song.

[ZBarclay]

I think you're right about Led Zepplin being the band that fucked a girl with a mud shark (not a trout).
I thought it was a red snapper...

[By-tor]

I thought it was a red snapper...
Everything you need to know...
http://biblioklept.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/hammer_of_the_gods.jpg
My wife got it for me(both of us, really) Christmas back in '85. Most of you couldn't read, or weren't ever born then. :rolleyes: Great read.

[BallsMonkey]

I grew up on the cartoon, but sadly most if not all of the b + w Eastman/Laird stuff was before my time. I had a few issues somehow, when I was a kid. Probably bought mistakenly for the Archie (which turned into Harvey I believe) series I used to read every issue of.

So yes, I did read TMNT comics, but not the right ones ;)

(Funnily enough, I still have all my tmnt spinoff comics, The Mighty Mutanimals, AND Conservation Corp)

The Mighty Mutanimals did rock.

[jeremy]

http://www.geocities.com/marvel80s/images/xmen_titans_c02.jpghttp://www.geocities.com/marvel80s/images/xmen_titans_c01.jpg

[]
Stupid internets. There are supposed to be two pictures of X-Men Vs Teen Titans from the early 80s up above, but stupid geocities is down. Here are the links if anyone feels up to some nostalgia (and geocities comes back up). http://www.geocities.com/marvel80s/images/xmen_titans_c01.jpg & http://www.geocities.com/marvel80s/images/xmen_titans_c02.jpg
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Anyone?

I used to have two copies of this and they're GONE!:(

[Shäne]

Jesse's impression of Matt had me laughing my ass off. I must have listened to that one part at least a dozen times. :D

[BallsMonkey]

Jesse's impression of Matt had me laughing my ass off. I must have listened to that one part at least a dozen times. :D

I had no idea Matt was Southern.

[Bango Skank]

I almost passed on this one because I'm not into comic books, but I decided to give it a chance because it's on this site, these guys are pretty entertaining, and while it seems like they haven't hit their stride yet, each episode has gotten better, it seems like there's a pretty big Smodcast influence, and that's a good, as the Smodcasts are the gold standard of Podcasts as far as I'm concerned

keep it up guys

[JesseRivers]

I had no idea Matt was Southern.

He hides it well.

You know all those times he said he didn't want everyone knowing where he was from?

[MattCohen]

He hides it well.

You know all those times he said he didn't want everyone knowing where he was from?

I'm from Peoria Illinois...

That's a city!

[neon vomit]

Aren't all jews from New York? ;)

[BallsMonkey]

No, they're from the center of the earth.

Or are those mole people, I always get the two confused.

[UncaScroogeMcD]

Bagged and Boarded 4: Get 'em Wet

In which Matt and Jesse discuss aquatic topics including seafood (in an extremely aquatic manner), "Cult" Films, Surf Ninjas, and the career path of Robert DeNiro. Dive in folks... Water's fine.

http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/2008/10/08/bagged-boarded-4-get-em-wet/

[neon vomit]

Bagged and Boarded 5: Get 'em Wet

In which Matt and Jesse discuss aquatic topics including seafood (in an extremely aquatic manner), "Cult" Films, Surf Ninjas, and the career path of Robert DeNiro. Dive in folks... Water's fine.

http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/2008/10/08/bagged-boarded-3-get-em-wet/
Anyone else confused?

[MattCohen]

Anyone else confused?


yes, but that's nothing new

[neon vomit]

Why was Sunday the biggest day of your life? You guys got sidetracked. I don't recall you going back to it. A little confusing that Jesse had sex with Frankenstein but hes married? Has Jesse been messin round?

[JesseRivers]

Why was Sunday the biggest day of your life? You guys got sidetracked. I don't recall you going back to it. A little confusing that Jesse had sex with Frankenstein but hes married? Has Jesse been messin round?

He killed a drifter. Didn't you listen? And I've been married for less than two years. The Frankenstein incident was about seven or eight years ago.

[BallsMonkey]

Wow, I heard that once you go Frankenstien, it's physically impossible to go back.

[Trout_Mask_Replica]

Why are there so many sirens in the background? Do you record this across the street from a crack house?

[neon vomit]

He killed a drifter. Didn't you listen? And I've been married for less than two years. The Frankenstein incident was about seven or eight years ago.
My apologies sir. Killing drifters is an everyday thing for me.

[MattCohen]

Why are there so many sirens in the background? Do you record this across the street from a crack house?

The simple answer would be yes...

If only it were that simple.

[UncaScroogeMcD]

Bagged and Boarded 5: Battle Royale With Cheese

In which Matt and Jesse discuss the heated topic of favorite directors (in a very heated manner), FABLES, underrated comedies, and generally bicker with each other... Lock and load, folks...

http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/2008/10/14/bagged-boarded-5-battle-royale-with-cheese/

[BallsMonkey]

I got an impression for Jesse to do...

Drunken Gary Busey getting an anal probe by an alien with ADD.

[neon vomit]

Jimmy Stewart.

[Bango Skank]

for what it's worth guys:

fingerprints are admissible in court, and are still used, along with DNA to look for suspects, if your fingerprints are not in the system, and you committed a crime where they were able to pull your fingerprints and/or DNA from the scene, but you became a suspect through another line of investigation, like witnesses, or being caught on camera, they could pretty easily obtain a warrant to get your fingerprints and DNA, also, if you ever get arrested in the future, it would be theoretically possible for them to link you to an earlier crime, I say theoretically because not all law enforcement agencies work together, or access the same databases

and on a lighter note, I'd like to hear Jesse's impression of Rodney Dangerfield

[ZBarclay]

I say theoretically because not all law enforcement agencies work together, or access the same databases

All law enforcement agencies in the United States utilize the FBI fingerprint database, as well as the NCIC...I watch a lot of TV. Ya. That's it. I heard it on TV.

[JK]

All law enforcement agencies in the United States utilize the FBI fingerprint database, as well as the NCIC...

... I was gonna say... :cool:

[puggso_32]

Talladega nights?

Good?!

Funny?!


Are you kidding?!

I actually gave the DVD I bought for £5 away to a mate simply because I knew I would never watch it again.

Absolute shite

[jeremy]

Absolute shite


Your sig makes me giggle

[JesseRivers]

Talladega nights?

Good?!

Funny?!


Are you kidding?!

I actually gave the DVD I bought for £5 away to a mate simply because I knew I would never watch it again.

Absolute shite

Finally, someone who makes sense...

[Rob101]

All law enforcement agencies in the United States utilize the FBI fingerprint database, as well as the NCIC...I watch a lot of TV. Ya. That's it. I heard it on TV.
The government uses the same database.

[Trout_Mask_Replica]

Jesse, I spent this entire podcast just feeling sorry for you. I don't think I've ever agreed with one person so much about movies, and agreed with another so little.

[UncaScroogeMcD]

Bagged and Boarded 6: Short Term Memory Loss Lane

In which Matt and Jesse wax nostalgic (in a very nostalgic way) about childhood sitcoms, favorite cartoons, and the 1980's in general. Jump in the wayback, kids...

http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/2008/10/21/bagged-boarded-6-short-term-memory-loss-lane/

[BallsMonkey]

Gotta say Matt, I am a HUUUUGE Disney Afternoon fag. I grew up with them, but I really didn't get into them until recently. I ran out and bought the DVDs of Gummi Bears, Darkwing Duck, Rescue Rangers, Ducktales, Gargoyles, and TaleSpin. I don't know why but I love these cartoons so damn much.

Oh, and a buit of trivia for you, Uncle Scrooge long pre-dated Ducktales. And the Disney Christmas Carol. He first appeared in 1952. In the Donald Duck story "Christmas on Bear Mountain".

[Bango Skank]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gedde_Watanabe

he was in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and Gremlins 2

keep it up guys, they're getting better every week

[neon vomit]

Hilarious guys. A really solid podcast. :)
Jimmy Stewart was 10x better than I imagined... in terribleness.

[neon vomit]

What did you guys think of Body Of Lies?
Is Inglorious Basterds worth reading? I have it downloaded but don't know if its worth being spoiled. :confused:
Matt, you need to watch Mr. Smith Goes To Washington.

[JesseRivers]

What did you guys think of Body Of Lies?
Is Inglorious Basterds worth reading? I have it downloaded but don't know if its worth being spoiled. :confused:
Matt, you need to watch Mr. Smith Goes To Washington.


I wasn't a huge fan of "Body of Lies." It was okay, but it was kind of Ridley-lite. It was just everybody's view on social topics turned into a not too thrilling thrillr. Some good scenes here and there and Crowe was great, but overall - just average.

About reading scripts, it completely depends on you. Of course, a lot would be spoiled, but we kind of hit on all this in the podcast.

And thanks for your previous comment on my Jimmy Stewart. You hurt me more than you know.

[neon vomit]

And thanks for your previous comment on my Jimmy Stewart. You hurt me more than you know.
I advise you to listen to it if you haven't. I had to pause I was laughing so hard. Better than I could do though.

[JesseRivers]

I advise you to listen to it if you haven't. I had to pause I was laughing so hard. Better than I could do though.

I did. I think I sound more like Richard Nixon.

[BallsMonkey]

I thought your Jimmy Stewart was okay. Though it sounded a little like Jimmy Carter at times.

Anyway, I have another impression for you, and a movie for Matt.

Jesse, my last impression suggestion was a little, outlandish, but here's something a little easier. William H. Macy in Fargo.

Matt, you may have already seen this, but it's called the Last Dragon. It's not all that great, but it's fun to watch, especially if you're stoned.

[neon vomit]

Shonuff. :cool:
http://www.fasterwebs.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/shonuff.jpg

[JesseRivers]

Who is the master?

[neon vomit]

I watched that movie nearly everyday growing up. :o

[RobinHoodDaffy]

And poor Sho Nuff died like three weeks ago. A moment of silence please.

[neon vomit]

I read Inglorious Basterds. Its going to be interesting how they cast certain historical figures. The Tarantinoisms make it worth being spoiled.

[neon vomit]

How about a Tarantino impression or Jack Nicholson maybe?

[MattCohen]

How about a Tarantino impression or Jack Nicholson maybe?

Oh, I can do a Tarintino sir.

Actually, it's kinda my normal voice, a bit faster, and with a lot of "right" and "you knows" thrown in for good measure

[neon vomit]

Oh, I can do a Tarintino sir.

Actually, it's kinda my normal voice, a bit faster, and with a lot of "right" and "you knows" thrown in for good measure

Would it be possible to hear it on a future podcast?

[MattCohen]

Sure sir.

Not next week tho.

Oh no.

Next week is a whole different beast.

Our first Holiday' Cast!

4 days folks.. B & B- Show them your Halloweener

[BallsMonkey]

4 days folks.. B & B- Show them your Halloweener

Is that an open invitation?

[puggso_32]

Someone sing like Axl Rose please :)

[MattCohen]

On the impression tip:

Due to the nature of the staggered (one week) cast schedule, well only be able to rock them every other show, that is if we want to go off the suggestions in here (which we do)

So, in two shows from now.


Yeah,,,, all that goodness.

[JesseRivers]

There's so much pressure on me for this...

Wait until you hear the plethora of impressions from Matt next week. It wasn't planned. It just happened...

[BallsMonkey]

There's so much pressure on me for this...


You can do it dude. Just remember those inspirational words from the great philosopher, Parapa the Rappa...

"YOU GOTTA DO WHAT? YOU GOTTA BELIEVE"!

[neon vomit]

Matt, with the economy in the state that it is, do people still accept tales of adventure? :D

[MattCohen]

Matt, with the economy in the state that it is, do people still accept tales of adventure? :D

Actually, I've been finding it tougher and tougher to spend my Tales of Adventure in recent months. Sure, some people will still take them but the majority of folks are just too economically unsure, and would much prefer Parables of Mystery, or most commonly, Yarns of Fun (In tough times, fun sells). And you've got me, with a veritable warehouse full of these damn Tales of Adventure and nothing to do with them. I may just buy a house in the Dominican Republic and live like a king.

By the way, you shoot up my list of favorite people. ;)

[neon vomit]

Why don't you pimp those videos out? I think they are hilarious.

[MattCohen]

Why don't you pimp those videos out? I think they are hilarious.

thanks sir.

Actually in the process of redoing them, on HD with much better sound and editing.

Think of it as the Lucasification of Camel Toad Productions inc.

[neon vomit]

thanks sir.

Actually in the process of redoing them, on HD with much better sound and editing.

Think of it as the Lucasification of Camel Toad Productions inc.

Then I implore Jesse to do a Jar-Jar impression.

[UncaScroogeMcD]

Bagged & Boarded 7: Halloweenus

In which Matt and Jesse discuss the frightening subject of the Horror Genre (and they are frightened by it), Haunted Houses, and Matt has X-Tourrettes... Check it out Mon Cher.

http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/2008/10/27/bagged-boarded-7-halloweenus/

[MattCohen]

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g201/jewaskew/DSC01844.jpg

[BallsMonkey]

My god. Aside from the hair being a little too short, I'd say it's spot on.

Matt, I'd like to be you for a day. Every week you continue to amaze me with the shit you say. It's fascinating really.

And sadly I too watch Degrassi. But really it's just for the girls, seriously is there a factory in Canada where they just build and distribute hot chicks by the dozen.

[neon vomit]

I have never met a jew.

[MattCohen]

well get thee to Hollywood Blvd with 5 dollars and a camera and you just might.

[MattCohen]

i just bought a mic the size of a grapefruit.

Bagged & Boarded just got high tech folks.

old mic (now guest mic)
http://www.podcastingnews.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/blue_snowflake.jpg

the behemoth
http://www.8thstreet.com/images/40740-blue-snowball.jpg

[BallsMonkey]

well get thee to Hollywood Blvd with 5 dollars and a camera and you just might.

Do they eat peanuts?

Oh yeah, Matt. Forget what I said about the Last Dragon. A great movie for you to watch is a great little indie, direct-to-DVD gem called Comic Book the Movie.

It was directed by Mark "Joker Skywalker" Hamill. It's about a school teacher and comic fan named Don Swan who get's drafted by this studio to lend cred to this movie they're making about a fictional superhero called Commander Courage, cause he's recognized as the leading expert on the character.

But the thing is, they're altering and revamping the character from a noble hero to a brooding super soldier anti hero, so Don's on his own mission to try to get enough support from fans to try to get the movie changed.

It's so great. It was made back in 2002, and was shot at the San Diego Comic Con. Don directed and stared in it, and he's excellent. The cast is 99% cartoon voice actors(guys like Billy West and Jess Harnell) and they are incredible in their roles. What's great is that it basically echoes every fan's fears when one of their favorite characters are taken by a movie studio and changed not to their liking. Don is us, the fanboys.

It's got cameos by Kevin Smith, Stan Lee, Bruce Campbell, Lloyd Kaufman, Peter David, and like hundreds more.

It's an awesome movie, check it out dude.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Do they eat peanuts?

No silly, you throw whitefish.

I keed, I keed.:D

[Shäne]

Just listened, great episode. I like how you threw out a Dark Knight spoiler and then mentioned me. ;) :p

Why did Remy develop a Hawaiian accent there towards the end? :D

[BallsMonkey]

Just listened, great episode. I like how you threw out a Dark Knight spoiler and then mentioned me. ;) :p

Why did Remy develop a Hawaiian accent there towards the end? :D

It sounded more Jamaican to me.

[BallsMonkey]

Anyway, Jesse, if you reading this, I want you to know that your taste in movies is starting to rub off on me.

I just watched Goodfellas, and it was every bit as good as you were saying it was. Fantastic film, and I'm about to watch Chinatown and The Two Jakes.

Thank you Jesse Rivers for inspiring me to finally get off my ass and watch some good movies not in the Action/Adventure/Comedy/Horror/Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Porn genres.

[JesseRivers]

Anyway, Jesse, if you reading this, I want you to know that your taste in movies is starting to rub off on me.

I just watched Goodfellas, and it was every bit as good as you were saying it was. Fantastic film, and I'm about to watch Chinatown and The Two Jakes.

Thank you Jesse Rivers for inspiring me to finally get off my ass and watch some good movies not in the Action/Adventure/Comedy/Horror/Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Porn genres.

Oh, but here are great films in those genres as well, especially porn. Chinatown is wonderful. Unfortunately, The Two Jakes isn't

Want to know some good remakes you should see and some bad ones you should avoid? Check out http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/2008/11/01/dont-retread-on-me/

[Shäne]

Want to know some good remakes you should see and some bad ones you should avoid? Check out http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/2008/11/01/dont-retread-on-me/

I put this in the comments but there was some sort of error: Great article, you should have your own column on here.

[MattCohen]

What about Porn Remakes?

[JesseRivers]

What about Porn Remakes?

That's a great idea. You should have your own column on here.

Wait a minute...


No? Didn't think so. I wish I was funny.

[BallsMonkey]

Want to know some good remakes you should see and some bad ones you should avoid? Check out http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/2008/11/01/dont-retread-on-me/

I liked King Kong, though I felt that side story with Jimmy and the Black Dude was completely unnecessary. I saw it with my dad and all the while he was just going, "Where's the Monkey".

I love the Dawn of the Dead remake even more than the original. It was definitely scarier, and I felt more fun as well.

Though I haven't seen it yet, I hear the first Invasion of the Body Snatchers remake is really good.

I don't know how well the Last Dragon remake will do. The Last Dragon was perfect 80's camp. I don't know if you could pull off a modern version.

Although I think I know your response, what do you think of the upcoming Bill and Ted remake?

[JesseRivers]

There's a Bill and Ted remake? I missed the memo.

But you don't know me as well as you think you do. I think this is one actually worth remaking.

[ZBarclay]

There's a Bill and Ted remake? I missed the memo.

But you don't know me as well as you think you do. I think this is one actually worth remaking.

Heresy!

[BallsMonkey]

There's a Bill and Ted remake? I missed the memo.

But you don't know me as well as you think you do. I think this is one actually worth remaking.

I remember hearing about some months back, I don't know if it's still a go, but wow, you've blown my mind sir.

[MattCohen]

Yeah, guys. You picked the wrong podder on this one.


I am aware of the proposed sacrilege, AND, while not angry I would NEVER see the flick, regardless of what cast they got or how good it was. That is a film that will never be remade in my mind, regardless if they remake it.'


But, I could probably write a book on Bill and Ted... Jesse on the other hand, is most likely not a fan.

Jesse in 1....2...-

[JesseRivers]

Yeah, guys. You picked the wrong podder on this one.


I am aware of the proposed sacrilege, AND, while not angry I would NEVER see the flick, regardless of what cast they got or how good it was. That is a film that will never be remade in my mind, regardless if they remake it.'


But, I could probably write a book on Bill and Ted... Jesse on the other hand, is most likely not a fan.

Jesse in 1....2...-


Compared to most of the films that have been remade or have been considered, Bill and Ted are small potatoes. Essentially, Bill and Ted is a cult film, the kind that most remakes derive from. If they want to remake Evil Dead, Rocky Horror and Last Dragon, Bill and Ted would fit right in. I'm not saying it needs to be updated or even that it would be good, but if given to the right cast and crew, I think it would be interesting.

[BallsMonkey]

I've onl seen Bill and ted once. I never saw the sequel. I wouldn't call myself a die hard fan, but I kinda dug it.

Sill, I don't really see why it should be remade. Didn't they say all they needed to the first time around?

[Shäne]

Didn't they say all they needed to the first time around?

Maybe there was an underlying message nobody got the first time around. :rolleyes:

[jeremy]

I love the Dawn of the Dead remake even more than the original. It was definitely scarier, and I felt more fun as well.


No way. The original can never be surpassed. Except for the hair and clothes...

http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/dawn-of-the-dead-head-explosion.jpg

[BallsMonkey]

I like the original Dawn of the Dead, and I never said this new one totally eclipses the old one, but it was kind of boring. I just felt the remake was scarier. To me, the original was more funny than scary.

[MattCohen]

I like the original Dawn of the Dead, and I never said this new one totally eclipses the old one, but it was kind of boring. I just felt the remake was scarier. To me, the original was more funny than scary.

I concur with everythign this man says.

And, best title sequence in movie history.

[BallsMonkey]

I concur with everythign this man says.

And, best title sequence in movie history.

Yeah it freaked the hell out of me. The movie was scary from the start, with the little zombie girl fucking snarling and hoping around. Kids are creepy, especially when they hop.

[phit_demon]

After watching the original Dawn Of The Dead again, at a recent horror film festival in my local cinema, I felt like a red-headed stepchild when I dared remark that I preferred the remake. There's just far too much human stupidity in the original for it be anything but a frustrating viewing experience as far as I'm concerned.
In the remake even a smart, reasonably nimble individual could end up coming a cropper.

[ZBarclay]

The idea that zombies could be fast completely changed the genre.

[phit_demon]

The idea that zombies could be fast completely changed the genre.

For the better, in my humble opinion.

[BallsMonkey]

For the better, in my humble opinion.

Mine too. That scene near the end when the zombies get into the mall and just overflow it was pretty damn terrifying.

[phit_demon]

That scene near the end when the zombies get into the mall and just overflow it was pretty damn terrifying.

More terrifying than this douchebag anyway:

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/66153-9.jpg

[BallsMonkey]

He looks like a bald and gray Andy Dick

[jeremy]

More terrifying than this douchebag anyway:

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/66153-9.jpg

The Hari Krishna dude who got his robe stuck in the door? Whom you felt a little bad for? A douchebag?

Man. I love the original. Yes it's slow. Yes it's heavy with character development. Yes it's mired with 70's clothes and hair. But it's also a social commentary on human nature which to me is scarier than the zombies themselves.

I will admit that Zak Snider's Dawn is more exciting, has cool title sequence, a neat sequence of "The Sickness" and a great handicam ending credit sequence.

I think they are two very different films that happen to share the same name and locale.

[MattCohen]

back in form on monday night folks.

Happy election week.

[ZBarclay]

For the better, in my humble opinion.

I totally agree. Anything that I can outpace by merely strolling away, is not a threat to me. :D

[BallsMonkey]

Are Matt and Jesse still alive?

[ZBarclay]

I'm guessing their podcast has suffered the same fate as the Cabin Fever and the Snydecast...when Ken returns, all will be well.

[puggso_32]

I'm guessing their podcast has suffered the same fate as the Cabin Fever and the Snydecast...when Ken returns, all will be well.


*foetal position in the corner*

I hope so!

[MattCohen]

Are Matt and Jesse still alive?

I sure hope so.


OH, GLORIOUS DAY!!! KEN HAS RETURNED TO US!!!

B & B frivolity to follow.

[UncaScroogeMcD]

Bagged and Boarded 8: State of the Funyon

In which Matt and Jesse get all political (in a political manner), discuss Madagascar 2, SNL, and... wait for it... Impressions a go-go. Oh, you're gonna love this.

http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/2008/11/12/bagged-boarded-8-state-of-the-funyon/

[BallsMonkey]

Oh happy day. Now I can stop cutting.

[neon vomit]

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff224/VR6_Bishop13/emo.jpg

[BallsMonkey]

That image will haunt me at night.

[neon vomit]

A Heath Ledger's Joker impression.
I await your Tarantino Matt.
Great podcasting guys.
That is all.

[puggso_32]

A Heath Ledger's Joker impression.


Phitzy's one on the Cabin Fever spoilertastic ep has that for the win!

[neon vomit]

Phitzy's one on the Cabin Fever spoilertastic ep has that for the win!

Slipped my mind. You are correct sir.

[UWSDWF]

high pants fast talking.... Matt you suggested a movie to Jesse..... what was it?

[BallsMonkey]

New Impression Suggestion for Jesse, and this should be easy, The Rock

Also, I can't wait to see if you guys actually go through with the crank calling segment.

[phit_demon]

Just listened to my first Bagged + Boarded - the first three eps in a row. Good stuff.

Fuck Jim Vincent. Fuck him in the ear.

[MattCohen]

high pants fast talking.... Matt you suggested a movie to Jesse..... what was it?

Ponyo on The Cliff?- New Hayao Miyazaki anime?

I feel like I mentioned more then a few movies.

[MattCohen]

New Impression Suggestion for Jesse, and this should be easy, The Rock

Also, I can't wait to see if you guys actually go through with the crank calling segment.

Rock= In.

Re: The cranks, Im just gonna leave that phone on from now on, and lets just hope we get a call from a solicitor. To make prank calls on purpose, just seems a little bit Z Morning Zoo for my tastes.

[BallsMonkey]

Congrats on finally getting added to the Podcast menu

[phit_demon]

I'm up you episode 5 p and Jesus Christ Matt, your taste in movies blows!

For you to dismiss Billy Wilder (Some Like It Hot is NOT a musical!!!!!) and a second later call Robert Rodriguez one of the greatest film makers of all time is possibly the stupidest thing I've ever heard a so-called movie buff say. It's shocking, frankly.

I think you're a cool guy, and I like the show a lot, but me and you would verbally throw down if we ever started discussing film.

And dude, Beverly Hills Cop 3 is the funniest one?! If there's no Taggart, it's not BHC.

I'll chime in on other things that make the bile come up to my throat as I hear them. ;)

[Antonio_Bay]

And dude, Beverly Hills Cop 3 is the funniest one?! If there's no Taggart, it's not BHC.

Meh!

http://www.dayofthedawn.com/lucas.jpg

Who needs Taggert when you got Lucas? :p

[phit_demon]

Who needs Taggert when you got Lucas? :p

Don't make me destroy you!

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r44/ktshep/DarthVaderbeckoning.jpg

[UWSDWF]

you made a refrence to say that it was 3 hours of dialogue in a 90min movie

[neon vomit]

Matt, I know what you mean about a movie that seems like it's made specifically for you. For me it's Amadeus.
http://www.mozart.cat/fotos/salieri-3.jpg

[BallsMonkey]

My top 5 2008 flicks...

1. Dark Knight
2. Zack and Miri Make a Porno
3. Iron Man
4. Tropic Thunder
5. Burn After Reading

[MattCohen]

so, mine and jesses official top 5.

ME
1. Slumdog Millionaire
2. Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea
3. The Wackness
4. Hellboy 2
5. Zack and Miri


JESSE
1. Dark Knight
2. Slumdog Millionaire
3. Snow Angels
4. Hellboy 2
5. Boy A

[JesseRivers]

so, mine and jesses official top 5.

ME
1. Slumdog Millionaire
2. Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea
3. The Wackness
4. Hellboy 2
5. Zack and Miri


JESSE
1. Dark Knight
2. Slumdog Millionaire
3. Snow Angels
4. Hellboy 2
5. Boy A


Even you are confused on your third and fourth.

[BallsMonkey]

I haven't seen Hellboy 2 yet, I don't know why, but you guys got me so stoked to see it.

[ZBarclay]

I haven't seen Hellboy 2 yet, I don't know why, but you guys got me so stoked to see it.

It's good, but I don't know if I think it's top "5 of the year" good.

[phit_demon]

Hellboy 2 is this generation's To Kill A Mocking Bird.

[MattCohen]

Hellboy 2 is this generation's To Kill A Mocking Bird.

No sir.

Boiler Room is this generation's To Kill a Mockingbird

Hellboy 2 is this generation's All Quiet on the Western Front

[phit_demon]

Hellboy 2 is this generation's All Quiet on the Western Front

I thought that was Beverly Hills Cop 3.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

I thought that was Beverly Hills Cop 3.

Jesus man, why even try when you can't keep up. Beverly Hills Cop 3 is our generations Pride and Prejudice. DUH!

[phit_demon]

Jesus man, why even try when you can't keep up. Beverly Hills Cop 3 is our generations Pride and Prejudice. DUH!

Silly me. An easy mistake to make.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Silly me. An easy mistake to make.

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/rsz/434/x/x/x/medias/nmedia/18/66/03/76/18906261.jpg


I pardon you.

[JesseRivers]

I'll agree that the story of Hellboy 2 is probably just average. And I'm not saying that it would be in the top five of the year (or half-year) of great films, but it is one of my favorites. It looked incredible. It reminded me of youth and it was extremely fun.

[BallsMonkey]

I'll agree that the story of Hellboy 2 is probably just average. And I'm not saying that it would be in the top five of the year (or half-year) of great films, but it is one of my favorites. It looked incredible. It reminded me of youth and it was extremely fun.

Just saw it. And I agree. I thought it was a fun movie. Not something that would be in my top 5 of the year, but still fun. Plus it was funny, I agree with you Jesse, the drunken Abe and Hellboy scene was my favorite.

I'd give it a solid 7.5 out of 10. No, if only we could get a TMNT film like this.

On that note, I would really love to see Guillermo do a Gutwallow the Gingerbread Man movie, for all of you who have no idea who that is, it's a very-indie comic by TMNT-artist Dan Berger that's about, you guessed it, a Gingerbread Man. But it's got that same fantasy style that Guillermo is akin to.

[JesseRivers]

I'd give it a solid 7.5 out of 10. No, if only we could get a TMNT film like this.


I don't think we'll ever see a "real" TMNT flick. I never really read the comics, but I would love to see an actual ninja-type story done with the characters, but they're considered children's characters, so we'll never see it.

[BallsMonkey]

Well, in the comics the Turtles stories are more based in sci-fi and fantasy, so a lot of what's been done with the TMNT is pretty close to the source. That's why I'd think Guillermo would do a great job with the property.

Still, if you want to see a great ninja-type story done with them, hunt down the City at War arc. I wish they'd hurry up and start releasing the first volume issues into trades.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

I don't think we'll ever see a "real" TMNT flick. I never really read the comics, but I would love to see an actual ninja-type story done with the characters, but they're considered children's characters, so we'll never see it.

The first film was pretty close to source material. They still made it a little more kid friendly, by designating the Turtles by different colors, but the core story was almost the first story arc.

[BallsMonkey]

It had elements of issues 1, 2, 3, the Raphael and Leonardo mini stories, issue 10, 11, and the Return to New York three-parter.

[BallsMonkey]

Just saw the trailer for Black Dynamite, this could potentialy be the greatest movie ever made.

Here's the link containing the Red Band trailer: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39201

[phit_demon]

Just saw the trailer for Black Dynamite, this could potentialy be the greatest movie ever made.

Here's the link containing the Red Band trailer: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39201

Dmoney? (http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/forums/showpost.php?p=209394&postcount=86)

[JK]

Dmoney? (http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/forums/showpost.php?p=209394&postcount=86)

I heard that they were making a movie out of that book by the English dude about some short guy who tries to destroy a ring that makes him invisible, maybe you've heard of it? Lord of the Rings? It oughta be big, man.

[phit_demon]

I heard that they were making a movie out of that book by the English dude about some short guy who tries to destroy a ring that makes him invisible, maybe you've heard of it? Lord of the Rings? It oughta be big, man.

Bullshit. That book is unfilmable.

[ZBarclay]

I heard that they were making a movie out of that book by the English dude about some short guy who tries to destroy a ring that makes him invisible, maybe you've heard of it? Lord of the Rings? It oughta be big, man.

My ring makes me invisible?

[MattCohen]

Tonight, on a very special episode of Bagged & Boarded...

[neon vomit]

Thank you for recommending Spirited Away Matt. It is a great film.

[MattCohen]

Thank you for recommending Spirited Away Matt. It is a great film.



no worries sir. I will continue to shamelessly pimp Miyazaki until the day I die.

[BallsMonkey]

Where was the site where you saw Ponyo? The song has been stuck in my head all day, and it's great. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s8OmqmMeRQ

Also, have you checked out Comic Book the Movie?

[neon vomit]

Tonight, on a very special episode of Bagged & Boarded...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4JsxGTE76PA/SKXkdi5k-OI/AAAAAAAAAC0/uqNkQiIsp48/s400/JesseSpano.jpg

[BallsMonkey]

I just listened to the last B&B, and I noticed one thing that slipped by me before.

You said Hayo Miyazaki is the greatets animator since Walt Disney. Let me just tell you, that that's an insult to Miyazaki. Disney didn't animate shit, he was a hack. Ub Iwerks was the real talent, IMHO, he's the REAL creator of Mickey Mouse.

[UncaScroogeMcD]

Bagged and Boarded 10: To All My Brooklyn

In which Matt and Jesse take a break from comedy (sorry kids) to get real about some very real subjects, on a very special episode. Dig it.

http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/2008/12/04/bagged-boarded-10-to-all-my-brooklyn/

[MattCohen]

or

"In which Matt and Jesse quite possibly cross some fucking lines..."

[phit_demon]

"In which Matt and Jesse quite possibly cross some fucking lines..."

I think I've heard that episode already...

[MattCohen]

I think I've heard that episode already...

you will want to skip on this one then sir. Twas a weird morning when we recorded this.

[phit_demon]

you will want to skip on this one then sir. Twas a weird morning when we recorded this.
As long as you don't call Talladega Nights our generation's Horse Feathers, I'll be ok.

[JesseRivers]

Nope, Matt actually makes some good points on this one.

[MattCohen]

Nope, Matt actually makes some good points on this one.

thank you sir.

Jess, you know this as close to NPR that we will get.

[Lyrtch]

Wanted to drop in and say love the podcast. Easily the best Quick Stop cast going right now.

This episode was hilarious and Matt made some great points, but wow Jessie crossed about 12 lines of wrong.

[JesseRivers]

Wanted to drop in and say love the podcast. Easily the best Quick Stop cast going right now.

This episode was hilarious and Matt made some great points, but wow Jessie crossed about 12 lines of wrong.


How so?

[BallsMonkey]

Being probably your only black listener(ones that reads comics, enjoys Watermelon, and listens to some rap, mainly mc chris though, all at the same time), I should probably weigh in on this...

I pretty much agree with you guys, I don't know why anyone would want to use the word. Where I live and where I go to school I'm surrounded by it, and I just feel uncomfortable when anyone says it.

And I also don't get that weird double standard, if you're refered to by "Nigga" by your boys all the time, you shouldn't suddenly be offended if your called that by a non-black guy. You've already embraced the word, so why are you suddenly so uptight about it. It just goes to prove that there's no way to take it back.

I never use the word, unless I'm making a joke about it or something, I really don't believe anyone should use it, because it's always going to be offensive, you can't change history.

Also don't worry, Jesse's rampaging racism hasn't chased me away from the podcast ;)

[Lyrtch]

How so?

The comments about watermelon, fried chicken, black people being more athletic, etc are hilarious, but are inherently stereotypical and in some cases racist. Now, racism is one of the most complex words in existence and is very pejorative, maybe even more so than it should be.

The definition I'm rolling with is "Racism, by its simplest definition, is the belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race."

Just listened to the end of the cast, totally making me feel bad now.

[JesseRivers]

Also don't worry, Jesse's rampaging racism hasn't chased me away from the podcast ;)

That was like a slap from Mr. Tibbs, himself.

Nah, on the serious tip, I feel horrible for that podcast. I hope we got some points across and didn't come off too harsh.

[JesseRivers]

The definition I'm rolling with is "Racism, by its simplest definition, is the belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race."


I disagree with the first half and completely agree with the second half. This is a point I tried to make to Matt. Some things are stereotypes because they true. If you try to use those stereotypes against a particular race, that's when it becomes a problem to me.

[BallsMonkey]

Relax dude, I agree with most of what you guys were saying(though I'm having trouble grasping that whole "food theory" you were going on about). But you guys made some great points so don't feel bad.

Just next time make with the comics and movie talk.

[BallsMonkey]

I disagree with the first half and completely agree with the second half. This is a point I tried to make to Matt. Some things are stereotypes because they true. If you try to use those stereotypes against a particular race, that's when it becomes a problem to me.

This makes me think of the cartoon Coal Black and the Sebben Dwarfs. This is an amazing cartoon, yet it's banned. There's nothing racist about the cartoon, but I guess people took offense because of the way the black characters were designed. I don't see it as racist, I see it as honest and observant. They way they looked and the way they talked was just reflective of the time, still is to some degree, I don't get what the stink is about. The cartoon was a celebration of black culture, not a mockery of it.

Also, Speedy Gonzales, why is it that we can't watch his cartoons anymore? He wasn't racist, never did he do anything that would suppress Mexican people, he just ran around really fast and hit on women. Every dude does that. Why is Speedy so taboo.

[Lyrtch]

I think a lot of people are having trouble with the idea that stereotypes that spring from perceived truths or are positive are still bad. This is the case.

[phit_demon]

...enjoys Watermelon, and listens to (a shitload of) rap...

I think I may be black...Huzzah! I've never felt comfortable in my white skin.

Let's Boogie! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_Mh6TgQYB8)

Shit...now I'm set for the night \m/:cool:\m/

[MattCohen]

Thanks for the comments guys. I was nervous about this one. We are certainly making with the comic/movie/geek talk in the next few weeks, but i really see nothing wrong with getting "serious" every now and again.


and till the day I die, jesse's food analogy will continue to shock, humor and amaze me ;)

[BallsMonkey]

I can't wait till you do the episode where Matt starts taking caffene pills and Jesse brings a gun to school.

[MattCohen]

"Jesse, may I sleep with danger?

[phit_demon]

"Jesse, may I play with danger?

Huh? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLvBwPOjZWI)

[neon vomit]

I have nothing to say about the podcast.
I wish Jesse would respond to my p.m.

[MattCohen]

Jesse has just now been made aware of the Pms on this forum.

[JesseRivers]

PM answered...

So, uh, how about that Secret Invasion, huh?

[MattCohen]

PM answered...

So, uh, how about that Secret Invasion, huh?



watch out... Here come the Skrull slurs

[neon vomit]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v416/foldedsoup/Blog/skrulls_a_web.jpg

[BallsMonkey]

PM answered...

So, uh, how about that Secret Invasion, huh?

Much much better than Batman R.I.P sir

[MattCohen]

Much much better than Batman R.I.P sir



oh, how I agree. R.I.P is unreadable nonsense. What happened to Morrison?

[neon vomit]

I'm just happy its over soon. Horrible, just horrible.