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Bozo
09-07-2008, 08:13 PM
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Trout_Mask_Replica
09-07-2008, 08:26 PM
Did you join the forums specifically for this?
Bozo
09-07-2008, 08:42 PM
Oh, excuse me ! If to be honest, I joined this forums for discussion about agriculture and milk yields. But now I see, I'm sadly mistaken ! Sorry again ! :D
Cuclean
09-07-2008, 08:54 PM
Oh, excuse me ! If to be honest, I joined this forums for discussion about agriculture and milk yields. But now I see, I'm sadly mistaken ! Sorry again ! :D

Agriculture discussion?
End of (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agriculture):D
JK
09-07-2008, 10:04 PM
A duck walks into a bar. Under his left wing is a priest. Under his left, a rabbi. He walks up to the bar tender and asks for a shot of bourbon, a shot of vodka, and a shot in the mouth. So the bartender pulls out a Mossberg and kills the duck.

Funny?

Not really.





I'mbeingheldagainstmywillandforcedtowatchtheVMAsSe ndhelp
Threadkiller
09-07-2008, 10:07 PM
Under his left wing is a priest. Under his left, a rabbi.


Well there's your problem right there. Damn duck's got two left wings. :)
JK
09-07-2008, 10:12 PM
He was an odd bird.
ZBarclay
09-07-2008, 11:30 PM
http://www.glossynews.com/artman/publish/Sophia-Loren-Does-Porn-1378.shtml
Congratulations Douchey McSpam.
Bozo
09-08-2008, 12:33 AM
Congratulations Douchey McSpam.

I love you too, dear !:D
dtcb
09-08-2008, 03:39 AM
Whatta Bozo!:D
Aaron
09-08-2008, 05:17 AM
Bozo's avatar scares me.
Antonio_Bay
09-08-2008, 08:58 AM
This made me giggle earlier.
http://www.dayofthedawn.com/joke.jpg
DarthMaulRat
09-08-2008, 02:12 PM
Can't sleep... clown will eat me. Can't sleep... clown will eat me.
phit_demon
09-08-2008, 03:46 PM
Can't sleep... clown will eat me. Can't sleep... clown will eat me.
If you should die before you wake...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Shäne
09-08-2008, 06:17 PM
This made me giggle earlier.
http://www.dayofthedawn.com/joke.jpg

Then check out this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeAHhwyF5W8)
Bozo
09-08-2008, 11:39 PM
Bozo's avatar scares me.

Can't sleep... clown will eat me. Can't sleep... clown will eat me.

Me too. :) This is the work of the talanted Brazilian conceptual artist Betocampos: http://betocampos.deviantart.com/art/Bozo-the-clown-21101101
DarthMaulRat
09-09-2008, 12:37 PM
Still, I'm not sure which is scarier... intentionally scary clowns, or regular clowns that just happen to look creepy.
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/EPH/8140~Evil-Clowns-Posters.jpg
JK
09-09-2008, 12:41 PM
All clowns are creepy.
Antonio_Bay
09-09-2008, 02:02 PM
This thread reminds me of that poster, Capt. Spaulding.
dtcb
09-09-2008, 10:28 PM
Betocampos has definitely captured the essence of 'clown'

For the record I do fear them and have clocked at least one...Willy Whistle the clown for Boston Channel 38. He had it comin'.

It is best to destroy what you fear.
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee242/dtcb1/deadclown1.jpg
Cuclean
09-09-2008, 10:32 PM
Betocampos has definitely captured the essence of 'clown'

For the record I do fear them and have clocked at least one...Willy Whistle the clown for Boston Channel 38. He had it comin'.

It is best to destroy what you fear.
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee242/dtcb1/deadclown1.jpg

What about the Tears of a clown? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2kxlZDOHeQ)