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Rob101
09-04-2008, 11:33 AM
Who would win in a fight: Mel Gibson from The Patriot, Mel Gibson from Braveheart, or Mel Gibson from Family Guy?

Aaron
09-04-2008, 11:35 AM
I would go with secret weapon Mel Gibson from South Park?

TLS
09-04-2008, 12:09 PM
I would go with secret weapon Mel Gibson from South Park?
Is that the one where he acts like Daffy Duck?

Cuclean
09-04-2008, 12:13 PM
Bugs Bunny FTW.

Aaron
09-04-2008, 12:14 PM
Is that the one where he acts like Daffy Duck?
Yeah, a sexually masochistic duck.

JK
09-04-2008, 12:15 PM
Yeah, a sexually masochistic duck.

Unca Scrooge? D'oh...

Antonio_Bay
09-04-2008, 01:09 PM
Family Guy Mel for the win!

dtcb
09-04-2008, 10:11 PM
Where's "Hey Sugar Tits!" Mel??

puggso_32
09-05-2008, 06:53 AM
Family Guy Mel for the win!

^this simply because the South Park one is missing!

By-tor
09-05-2008, 09:00 AM
What the fuck is Cabin Fever?

Rob101
09-05-2008, 09:36 AM
I don't think that any of them can touch Mel from Family Guy.

Lotism
09-05-2008, 07:13 PM
Mel Gibson from Braveheart would destroy all of them. Especially the duo from cabin fever.
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By-tor
09-05-2008, 09:29 PM
Mel Gibson from Braveheart would destroy all of them. Especially the duo from cabin fever.
http://business.virgin.net/flyfishing.flies/scotland-wallace4.gif
I've met them in person. They would eat you for fuckin' lunch.

phit_demon
09-06-2008, 01:51 PM
They would eat you for fuckin' lunch.
Nah, we might chew him a bit, but we'd spit him out. Neither of us like the taste of douche.

Cuclean
09-07-2008, 12:41 AM
Nah, we might chew him a bit, but we'd spit him out. Neither of us like the taste of douche.

I beg do disagree.:rolleyes: Nom Nom Nom Nom.

Lotism
09-08-2008, 01:48 AM
I've met them in person. They would eat you for fuckin' lunch.
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Doubt it. Didn't even know who they were until now. But still doubt it:cool:

dtcb
09-08-2008, 03:11 AM
It's weird you didn't know who aaron and fitzy were until now. they are all over.

Speaking of ignorance, Lotism has multiple meanings, but primarily it means same sex intercourse and is sometimes subplanted for the word sodomy.

a simple google book search on Lotism and you'll see it's arabic origins for same sex intercourse.

http://books.google.com/books?id=ngP831kjAIsC&pg=PA119&lpg=PA119&dq=%22lotism%22+arabic&source=web&ots=tEGoMx7qx9&sig=E1tYjqaMFEpoWeulOQHIUrYq1cM&hl=en&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=1&ct=result (Here's an example.)


......really.

So Aaron and Fitzy would not be eating him so much as he would be eating them.....nom, gag, nom, swallow, nom.

Lotism
09-08-2008, 04:26 AM
What a queer Response. I know who Aaron and Phitzy are. I didn't know who the duo from Cabin Fever are. That's at least the 4th time you've mentioned homosexuality of some sort. Something going on over there in China you don't want us knowing about?
Your searching real hard for the homosexuality in all things.

Ism\, n. [See ism, above.] A doctrine or theory; especially, a wild or visionary theory.
Lot - That's me. You getting it now closet boy?

dtcb
09-08-2008, 05:00 AM
Ha! Ha! Ha!, looks like I put baby into a corner.

Example
A.
I filled out at least 15 applications and attached my resume and dropped them off at all sorts of clothing stores.
"Victory!"
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"phssst.....gay."
B. still have a post name that roughly translates to 'sodomy' no matter what you say.
C. you have an unnatural fixation on 'Arnie.'

I'm just trying to bring discussion to a level you'd comprehend. Why you have something against homosexuality? Do they make you angry?

Zac, I think we've got one for Dr. Phil here.

Antonio_Bay
09-08-2008, 08:35 AM
I know who Aaron and Phitzy are. I didn't know who the duo from Cabin Fever are.

This makes me doubt myself. Aren't Wayne and Grayson, Batman and Robin?

ZBarclay
09-08-2008, 01:17 PM
Your searching real hard for the homosexuality in all things.
You getting it now closet boy?
You're projecting.


Zac, I think we've got one for Dr. Phil here.
Dr. Phil has to want to help the person...I believe the fine man draws the line at extreme douchebaggery. Some conditions can not be cured.
http://coolaggregator.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/drphil1.jpg

Aaron
09-08-2008, 01:28 PM
I love how we're winning this poll :p

phit_demon
09-08-2008, 05:02 PM
I love how we're winning this poll :p
Alcoholism beats anti-semitism every time, yo!

donkey
09-08-2008, 05:59 PM
actually I voted for Cabin Fever becuase I figured Mel would be intoxicated in any incarnation and would spend most of his energy shouting slurs at them, giving the Cabin plenty of chances to win.

Lotism
09-09-2008, 12:33 AM
I'm just trying to bring discussion to a level you'd comprehend. Why you have something against homosexuality? Do they make you angry?
Example A? I don't get how that correlates to this conversation. I am happy to get a job with a 30% discount on clothing.;)

No I could care less what others people personal choices are so long as it doesn't effect me. Doesn't anger me, just makes me wonder why dtcb is constantly making references to devious sexual acts. The answers are limited. One can only draw up so many conclusions. I'm pretty sure he hits the bottle before getting on here, getting perhaps too loose with his choice of words.

You're projecting.
Projecting would work in this case if he never mentions homosexuality. It would be an attempt on my part to try and accuse him of things that I was personally guilty of. That's one of four self defense mechanisms which is taught in Psychology so that doesn't work.

Dr. Phil has to want to help the person...I believe the fine man draws the line at extreme douchebaggery. Some conditions can not be cured
Dr Phil may in fact be your hero, in which you hope to meet him one day to cure you of whatever disorder you have but I don't respect the man. He isn't a real doctor and his advice is common sense. Good luck with that, I'm rooting for you bro.;)

ZBarclay
09-09-2008, 02:00 AM
That's one of four self defense mechanisms which is taught in Psychology so that doesn't work.

Taking a psych class does not a psychologist make...
I took four years of science in high school, that doesn't make me a physicist...bro...

Doesn't anger me, just makes me wonder why dtcb is constantly making references to devious sexual acts.

The only guy that thinks a man touching another man's cock is "devious",(I think you meant deviant) is the same guy who is afraid he might end up sucking one. I'm just saying...bro...

dtcb
09-09-2008, 03:17 AM
Lotism (aka sodomite) doesn't understand how working at a clothing store could be construed as "gay"??? Hmm, I had a whole retorical response to this but, this sum's it up better:
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee242/dtcb1/grahampicture.jpg This guy give's a rat's ass about your 30% off.

I wouldn't recommend the whole: "I took psychology in college." You wasted your parent's money. Your responses can be summed up with: "No I'm not, you are." Which "number" defense is that Dr. Smith?
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee242/dtcb1/sci_lis_harris_bust.jpg

I'm posting during the daytime in Hong Kong (hello, the other side of the world) and therefore more than likely "on the clock" and not "on the bottle." If I was hitting the bottle, you'd be easier to ignore......You don't have tits right?

And change your 'devious' posting name, you are giving all of us deviant people the wrong impression: that you belong here.;)

Lotism
09-09-2008, 03:48 AM
Lotismdoesn't understand how working at a clothing store could be construed as "gay"??? Hmm, I had a whole retorical response to this but, this sum's it up better:
This guy give's a rat's ass about your 30% off.
I didn't know that buying decent clothes makes one a homosexual. I mean come on dude being a raggedy bum makes you straight? Don't take it from me ask a woman with some standards. And I don't dress like the weirdo in that picture. I'm casual, jeans and t-shirt type. That argument was rather fruitless.

I wouldn't recommend the whole: "I took psychology in college."
Not your recommendation? Well I insist. I took general psychology, developmental psychology, child psychology and abnormal psychology and I got A's in all of them. I find it the most interesting subject and my favorite. I'm not a scholar on that subject but I may very well make it my major unless I choose something else. Anyway I feel like I have enough knowledge to discuss certain things when they come into play.
If I was hitting the bottle, you'd be easier to ignore......You don't have tits right?
I'm sure to you a man with tits would be quite irresistible. Sorry to disappoint.

And change your 'devious' posting name, you are giving all of us deviant people the wrong impression: that you belong here.;)
Awww come on man I add some flavor to some of these threads. Its your problem if your reminded of weird things when my name shows up, besides you know you like to have someone to let your frustrations out on.(Displacement);)
The only guy that thinks a man touching another man's cock is "devious",(I think you meant deviant) is the same guy who is afraid he might end up sucking one. I'm just saying...bro...
Devious and deviant are almost the same word although Deviant is more proper. Either way something out of the norm or going a different route. Did you call Dr Phil for that one?

ZBarclay
09-09-2008, 03:53 AM
Not your recommendation? Well I insist. I took general psychology, developmental psychology, child psychology and abnormal psychology and I got A's in all of them. I find it the most interesting subject and my favorite. I'm not a scholar on that subject but I may very well make it my major unless I choose something else. Anyway I feel like I have enough knowledge to discuss certain things when they come into play.

Those are all beginning level psych classes, basically high school for the college student. I have never seen someone brag of their mediocrity as much as you do...bro...


Devious and deviant are almost the same word although Deviant is more proper. Either way something out of the norm or going a different route. Did you call Dr Phil for that one?
The main difference being that they have completely different meanings...which would be the basis for any type of spoken language...bro...
*edit*
In perusing some definitions of both words, I stand corrected and one could make the argument that the word choice is appropriate. See what I did there? I admitted when I was wrong. You should try that out once.


That still does not change the fact that...
You are SO out of your breadth and depth in any argument you stumble into around here that it is really quite humiliating...








...bro...

Lotism
09-09-2008, 04:10 AM
Those are all beginning level psych classes, basically high school for the college student. I have never seen someone brag of their mediocrity as much as you do...bro...
Wasn't bragging merely pointing out that I have some EXP in that field. Nothing to brag about but they aren't all beginner courses. Take a look for yourself. And I don't get A's in all classes, Psychology happens to be my favorite course.:)

In perusing some definitions of both words, I stand corrected and one could make the argument that the word choice is appropriate. See what I did there? I admitted when I was wrong. You should try that out once.

Appreciate that.
That still does not change the fact that...
You are SO out of your breadth and depth in any argument you stumble into around here that it is really quite humiliating...
...bro...
Are you trying to convince you or me? If you find it hilarious then enjoy the laughs, that what this should all be about. I didn't stumble into this, I was somewhat dragged into it. Its kind of fun going back and forth in these conversations. Don't deny it BRO;)

ZBarclay
09-09-2008, 04:12 AM
Nothing to brag about but they aren't all beginner courses. Take a look for yourself. And I don't get A's in all classes, Psychology happens to be my favorite course.:)

Any class you can add as a freshman is a beginner course. :)

Lotism
09-09-2008, 04:23 AM
Only general psychology is a 100 course. The others are 240, 250 and 260. Not too shabby.:rolleyes:

ZBarclay
09-09-2008, 04:35 AM
Only general psychology is a 100 course. The others are 240, 250 and 260. Not too shabby.:rolleyes:
Odd...I could take all those my frosh year at my university :p

dtcb
09-09-2008, 06:38 AM
I didn't know that buying decent clothes makes one a homosexual.

Well, I stand corrected, that may make you "metrosexual.":o I recommend "homosexual," there is more dignity.

Guys dress up to get laid yes. Most do it with the clothes the last girl bought for them to "dress them up." If girls with 'standards' come with a dress code, you're dumped or divorced in short order for the next guy with standards and a bigger wallet. If a woman requires you dress up for her, what does that say about her perception of you? You watch out for those ladies, their standards are probably no better than a man's (which is precious little).

Oh, and sorry you don't have tits....so disappointing.

Not your recommendation? Well I insist. I took general psychology, developmental psychology, child psychology and abnormal psychology and I got A's in all of them. I find it the most interesting subject and my favorite. I'm not a scholar on that subject but I may very well make it my major unless I choose something else. Anyway I feel like I have enough knowledge to discuss certain things when they come into play.

I still don't recommend. Please wait until you are out of the books and being a lab rat for your Professors and into something applicable with real world experience (not classroom experience). There are too many guys here who are older and jaded by freshman verve. Hell, even I have a minor in Psych. Plus, without getting into too much detail, I worked with CID (criminal investigation division) and Psy-Ops (Psychological Operations) as part of a UN detachment to the US Army (34th Support) stationed at Yongsan Army Post, Seoul Korea. I've seen actual application in the field from pros. They'd get a good laugh at your attempt at "schooling" with your psych jedi mind tricks.

Aaron
09-09-2008, 07:48 AM
This is the lamest arguement yet.

Antonio_Bay
09-09-2008, 10:02 AM
This is the lamest argument yet.

Oh my god, I can't believe you said that. What's your malfunction? Why do you have to be so argumentative around here? Christ...

:p

Aaron
09-09-2008, 12:42 PM
Seriously, this place needs a circle jerk or something to calm the crabbyness down.
I vote by-tor starts us off

ZBarclay
09-09-2008, 01:11 PM
Seriously, this place needs a circle jerk or something to calm the crabbyness down.
I vote by-tor starts us off
But his hands are so rough...












...who's got lotion?

RobinHoodDaffy
09-09-2008, 04:39 PM
But his hands are so rough...
...who's got lotion?

However, Bass player hands=Good Grip. :D

dtcb
09-09-2008, 10:39 PM
Mel Gibson from Braveheart would destroy all of them. Especially the duo from cabin fever.
http://business.virgin.net/flyfishing.flies/scotland-wallace4.gif
This is what started the lamest arguement Aaron has seen yet.
This is the lamest arguement yet.
Aaron, your wit........is Uber Magnifique!

I've met them in person. They would eat you for fuckin' lunch.

Bytor has been here already and applied his coarse backhand of Justice. I'm just in line with the rest to offer a crowbar to the face of retard statements.

JK
09-09-2008, 11:06 PM
I would agree with By-tor, having met them as well.

Lotism
09-10-2008, 03:04 AM
Well, I stand corrected, that may make you "metrosexual."
Guys dress up to get laid yes. Most do it with the clothes the last girl bought for them to "dress them up." If girls with 'standards' come with a dress code, you're dumped or divorced in short order for the next guy with standards and a bigger wallet. If a woman requires you dress up for her, what does that say about her perception of you? You watch out for those ladies, their standards are probably no better than a man's (which is precious little).
Your insight is Profound. Seems like you conveniently skipped the part where I said I dress casual, T-shirt and Jeans. And I don't pay ridiculous amounts of money for name brand clothing when its all made in China any way. As for dressing up for women, that is not me nor my style. I buy clothes because I like them and they make me feel good/comfortable. I'm not into materialistic girls. I know those chicks who are only into metrosexuals who do their eye-brows, shave their chests and the works and I never give them the time of day. I dress up for me not for anyone else. I don't bend to their will just so they can "accept" me. I have more backbone than that. Its a take it or leave it sort of deal.

I still don't recommend. Please wait until you are out of the books and being a lab rat for your Professors and into something applicable with real world experience (not classroom experience). There are too many guys here who are older and jaded by freshman verve. Hell, even I have a minor in Psych. Plus, without getting into too much detail, I worked with CID (criminal investigation division) and Psy-Ops (Psychological Operations) as part of a UN detachment to the US Army (34th Support) stationed at Yongsan Army Post, Seoul Korea. I've seen actual application in the field from pros. They'd get a good laugh at your attempt at "schooling" with your psych jedi mind tricks.
I'm a senior not a freshman. So what your saying is what I'm learning in college is worthless until I get into the real world? Whatever makes you feel better. All schooling has gotten more difficult since you were there ages ago. More requirements, more tests, more everything.(Do a little research before you counter on this)
Aside from school, I have read a couple of books about Psychological warfare. I haven't seen it applied with my own eyes but I know the ideology behind it and have read examples of where and how it was used. As I understand its a more evolved form of Propaganda. But hey your the expert right? And if you feel schooled in anyway, "bon appetite."

Lotism
09-10-2008, 03:23 AM
Seriously, this place needs a circle jerk or something to calm the crabbyness down.
Hahaha, dtcb is ready.
dtcb] I'm just in line with the rest to offer a crowbar to the face of retard statements.
They are one of the options in the thread as to who would win. I never said I'd take them out. And in all honesty none of you have ever met me and you don't know anything about me so you can't judge on that one. That's retarded all in itself. I voted for William Wallace destroying all the others. Its a completely fictional question and if that bothers you then perhaps you shouldn't participate. Maybe its time to freshen up a tad.
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Lotism
09-10-2008, 03:34 AM
WALLACE, WALLACE, WALLACE, WALLACE!!
http://www.reellifewisdom.com/files/images/braveheart.bmp

dtcb
09-10-2008, 03:40 AM
I'm not a scholar on that subject but I may very well make it my major unless I choose something else.

I'm a senior not a freshman.

So, you are a senior in college and have yet to declare a major...........:rolleyes:

I'll tell you what Mr. Straight A at Psychology; you actually apply to Social, Educational, or Medical Services Internships and utilize the education you are now currently squandering in retail; then I'll bow out. Otherwise yes, your Psych courses were a total waste. Some attractive girl who looks 100 times better than you in a pair of jeans and a t-shirt is outselling you in retail clothing. And probably with just a GED.

done.

Lotism
09-10-2008, 03:54 AM
So, you are a senior in college and have yet to declare a major...........:rolleyes:
My major is liberal arts. I'll have a Major when I decide to go for my masters.

I'll tell you what Mr. Straight A at Psychology; you actually apply to Social, Educational, or Medical Services Internships and utilize the education you are now currently squandering in retail; then I'll bow out. Otherwise yes, your Psych courses were a total waste. Some attractive girl who looks 100 times better than you in a pair of jeans and a t-shirt is outselling you in retail clothing. And probably with just a GED.

I enjoy psychology for personal knowledge, not because I want to be a shrink or anything of the sort. Its not my goal, just merely something I enjoy reading and learning about to help me understand people better.
The only reason I'm working there is for a dual benefits. I need some money in my pocket, and in the meantime why not save some extra money if I decide to buy a pair of jeans or something like that. Its a part time gig and I'm still looking for something that pays more on the side.
I work as a cashier so when the people decide what they want, they come to me and all I do is ring them up. So I'm not so sure about your "outselling" statement. But hey man, if you ever swing by New York, I'll be glad to give you my 30% discount.;)

dtcb
09-10-2008, 04:00 AM
If I'm in New York, were not going shopping for clothes. We're going drinking!

And trying to convince you to switch from Liberal Arts to Psychology.

I promise I'll keep my hands to myself.......unless there are tits around.;)

Lotism
09-10-2008, 04:08 AM
If I'm in New York, were not going shopping for clothes. We're going drinking!

And trying to convince you to switch from Liberal Arts to Psychology.

I promise I'll keep my hands to myself.......unless there are tits around.;)
Hahaha, you got yourself a Deal.;)