Don't Tell Mom the Moderater's Dead!

[DangerSeeker]

I just realized how many of the teachers are in a meeting today, and through the weekend, and that we're here with only the vets sitting in as substitutes. It's like having Mark Harmon teach your summer class!

I say we have a little party! I've already locked up the nice dishes, bought the chips, and broke out the ice. As you stop in, just remember to mention what you've brought to eat and/or drink.

SO let's have some party talk. I'll be here by the CD player, picking out some tunes.

[karmattack]

Where all da white women at?

[brycejmcewen]

Allright, allright, allright...party at the moon tower.

[DangerSeeker]

They said they were coming, but I didn't get a time from anybody. Relax, pop open a soft drink (it's early yet) and feel free to put your feet up. I'm going to get started on prepping the burgers.

[Zens_7s]

Jeez (said to Denyse behind her hand) - it looks like a sausage fest in here.

Hey guys, I hope you invited more people than this, because I will not feel comfortable getting drunk and doing lap dances to Drive By Trucker songs unless there is a least a small crowd. Pass me a Blue Moon and a burger. We shall wait and see.

[brycejmcewen]

Will there be cheese on the so-called burgers?

Does anybody mind if I start drinking now?

[karmattack]

{cue 60's groove music}

What's up, y'all? Drew's in the hice! I brought Harvey Wallbangers. Bryce, Danger...this is my girlfriend, Sherry. Where's the bowl for the key party?

[DangerSeeker pokes Sherry with a needle]

[Sherry begins a series of aerial somersaults and lands as a hissing, rubber lump on the floor]

YOU GUYS HAVE NEVER WANTED ME TO BE HAPPY!!!

[DangerSeeker]

Go to town, pop one open!

The burgers will have your choice of american or provalone, and are my special recipe: Lea & Perrins steak sauce, some Old Bay crab seasoning, a little bit of chopped onion, and a touch of black pepper. Add some instant potato flakes to hold the moisture in and keep them from falling apart on the grill.

As they cook, pour some beer at regular intervals to prevent burning, add flavor, keep them moist, and replace the fat with the water from the brew. Tasty and lean!

Zen, trade you a Blue Moon for a Dead Guy Pale Ale?

[karmattack]

Could you make mine turkey and tofu, extra beer? I brought Bell's Oberon and some Celis White.

[looks again for the key party bowl]

Um, you guys knew I was invited, right?

[DangerSeeker]

Oh, sorry. By pop one open I didn't mean your girl. She seemed nice, but I think I heard her break wind. How unladylike! She would have fit in at this madhouse.

Raise a glass to the memory of Sherry!

[Denyse]

I'm at the meeting, too...But I've got my well hidden web cam keeping an eye on you via the live feed to the convention floor. Don't make that face at me young man! And keep Karma off the couch...I just had new slipcovers made. Oh and the next one of you who stubs out his cigarette out in my ficus plant is in for a world of hurt when I get home...

[brycejmcewen]

Those burgers sound great, I think I will enjoy myself. I can bring some Canadian beer, if you guys want?

[brycejmcewen]

So that's what a ficus plant looks like! A few more beers and I would have easily mistaken it for a urinal.

[jjcourtright]

[takes off shirt, throws over "well hidden" web cam]
JJ's shirt is off, it is officially a party.

[karmattack]

[pulls up zipper and steps out from behind ficus plant]

AAAAAaaaaaaah...

Alright, who's up for drinking Jenga?
.......what?

[brycejmcewen]

I'm in. The best game of drinking Jenga I ever saw happened about 7 years ago. We were camping, and on this rickety little old table, on uneven ground, the drunks managed to get so there was no blocks left to pull, it was amazing. Everybody was amazed, since most of the players were having trouble sitting in lawn chairs.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Can you people keep it down? Some people are still trying to sleep.

[karmattack]

Yeah, it's the best. I'm a hefty believer in the parlor-game-skills-are-proportional-to-beer-intake ratio.

I just hope Zens pulls the "Do the Truffle Shuffle" block I snuck into the Jenga tower.

[DangerSeeker]

Tomorrow I'll break out the Beer Pong table. We can do one on one or teams, entirely up to y'all.

[Denyse]

I just spoke with the principal about you guys, and boy is he pissed! Nice try JJ, but all you covered up was the decoy. And, Zen...I wouldn't let my drink just sit around unattended if I were you...These guys can't be trusted. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[jjcourtright]

Psychofiend has been talking about roofies lately. He was just waiting for this party.

[DangerSeeker]

Oh, I thought about the presence of roofies here, so I took precautions and included ground-up caffiene pills in each burger. No passing out at this shindig!

If I found the cord I think I found, you'll notice your meddling monitor is currently running a three hour loop of cat antics from those home video shows. That wasn't JJ swatting at a moth and falling off the counter! And you sooooo fell for it.

Ha ha! Poop Shoot party rules! Newsarama drools!

[karmattack]

Not that anyone hasn't thought this before, but this definitely goes to show we need more women in here. Not that Zens and Denyse aren't all the women we need, but Denyse isn't even at our party. I mean, we're fun in here, right? Don't make me get off the couch I'm not supposed to be sitting on and do something crazy!

[brycejmcewen]

Ya, I don't understand why there aren't more women here. What could be more desirable than a bunch of guys who spend alot of time on the internet, discussing movies, comic books, music...oh, I get it now.

[DangerSeeker]

They're lurking. I know they are.

[Denyse]

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What could be more desirable than a bunch of guys who spend alot of time on the internet, discussing movies, comic books, music

[/ QUOTE ]
A bunch of girls who do that...

That being said, that's kind of what I like MOST in a guy...While he's on the internet, I get to be Master (or is it Mistress?) Of The Remote...

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They're lurking. I know they are.

[/ QUOTE ]
You're right...They are. It's just that me and Zen like to keep them scared so that we have you all to ourselves...Selfish little bitch, aren't I?

PS...If I can figure out how to send photos through my phone/PDA, I'll post some "happening-now" Comic-con pics, just for you all...You don't know what you are missing! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[brycejmcewen]

DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

Finally, a use for a cell phone. The only reason I could think of why I would need a cell phone is to store all of my friends cell phone numbers in. Also to take pictures of girls in malls and put them on the internet.

{Damn it, I've said to much}

[brycejmcewen]

Don't ask me how I came across this, just read the comments from the readers.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1573441511/qid=1058473034/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_1/002-2032449-1811231?v=glance&amp;s=books

If this doesn't get the conversation at this party flowing, nothing will.

[karmattack]

That is f'n hilarious. Sadly, I clicked on the link before I noticed you said to read the reviews. I thought I discovered something new!

On a side note, I looked it up and there's no Ultimate Guide for Cunnilingus!

I mean, who needs a book? Psh. I can show you a guy with two thumbs who doesn't needs a book on cunnilingus.

[...looks around party room...]

Now, where'd that guy go?

[brycejmcewen]

I've discovered that there are many books on "cunnilingus"!

Which reminds me of probably one of my favorit quotes ever, from either the 12th or 13th episode of the first season of "The Sopranos".

"Psychiatry and cunnilingus brought us to this." - Tony Soprano

[TomHarrington]

I heard there was a party! I brought mucilage, and cheese whiz! Speaking of cheese whiz, I also brought some party music to get things cookin'.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002I8P.01._PE8_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[karmattack]

Yeah, and there is actually an Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus too. I'm forum posting impaired today for some reason. My apologies.

When I typed "cunnilingus" in the search field, the first listing was an Oral Caress book that says it's illustrated. Now my question is, how do you audition to be THAT model??

[Zens_7s]

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When I typed "cunnilingus" in the search field, the first listing was an Oral Caress book that says it's illustrated. Now my question is, how do you audition to be THAT model??


[/ QUOTE ]I was young, I needed the money.

This is so wierd. Danger handed me that Dead Guy ale stuff, and the next thing I know I wake up and Karma is standing over me with a manual in one hand and his mouth hanging open. Bryce was holding a video camera and I am groggy and flat on my back.

What the hell did you people put in my drink! Where is Denyse? Where are my panties, and where in the hell is my Dark Side of the Moon album I brought over? Why do I have a bra made out of Cheeze Wiz? Why? Why?!? /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif

[DangerSeeker]

And now to merge the conversations...

The first thing you need to do is build the mood. Begin with gentle kisses at the belly button, then ease on down, ease on down the road.

[brycejmcewen]

What can I say? I have a thing for "independant" cinema.

[DangerSeeker]

Denyse is putting your panties in the fridge, like you asked, the Dead Guy is a microbrew (but admittedly a strong one) and that manual is a CPR one. Karma had the least amount of Cheese Whiz and salsa, so his breath was best suited for recussitation, though he had the least experience (hence the book).

You hid the Dark Side album when Tom suggested we try and freestyle scratch and rap to "The Wiz," he'd brought the video too, then when we tried to fight you for it, you made yourself "Cheez-Ra! Behold the Power of Princess of Power!"

How can you not break out a camera at a moment like that?

[Psyche]

*raises hand* one white female at your service

[Denyse]

Well, kids...I'm off to annoy the sh*t out of the Poop-ers at the Con now, (pun intended...you know I don't use that kind of language!) but I'll be back tomorrow with stories...And Zen's panties...And with any luck, a story about Zen's panties! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[TomHarrington]

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but I'll be back tomorrow with stories...And Zen's panties

[/ QUOTE ]

Let's start the bidding.

[karmattack]

You guys know that scene in The Sandlot where Squints pretends to drown to get resuscitated by the lifeguard? That was almost me in reverse. I was SO almost there!
Damn yous, Cheezewiz. Damn yous all to hell!

[Zens_7s]

Well thank da lawd that you were there to save me Karma.

There's just one thing...I am pretty sure in CPR that you press down in the middle of my chest, and not place both hands on, well, I don't want to be nitpicky...

And Danger said to keep me from swallowing my tongue you tried to swallow it for me? Excellent job! Two thumbs up. I love this party!

[ozchick]

Hey all! Thought I'd increase the chick quota in here and see whats up!

[karmattack]

[Karmattack scribbles on paper...holds makeshift sign above his head]

"HELP! Require immediate assistance! My jaw has dropped to the floor and I can't bend over! S.O.S."

[DangerSeeker calmly approaches, empties remainder of Dead Guy ale and can of Cheesewiz on Karmattack's tongue]



...ooo thun uth a litch!

[DangerSeeker]

Good morning everyone. How's the morning treating y'all? I've made omelettes of some random things I found in the fridge, but frankly can't concentrate so well.

Coffee is on the counter, beer is in the cooler, and roofies in the M&amp;M bowl if you think you need a longer nap. I think I'll leave Zen's cheese chalk outline up on the wall. Like the shape of it.

Anyway, rise and shine, roll back the sleeping bags, and try and figure out if any of us have reduced our risks of cancer.

[brycejmcewen]

All I know is I am not cleaning up this mess. Roofies for me, and hopefully when I wake, everything will be cleaned and ready to go again tonight.

[Zens_7s]

[Laying on floor, rolls over to her direct left, sees guy covered in peanut butter and Dead Guy ale]

Uh oh.

[Rolls over to her direct right, and sees a Canadian wacked out on Roofies and repeating the word Roughriders over and over]

Double uh oh.

[Weakly calls out]
Can you get me a omelette, a Bloody Mary, and a non-disclosure agreement we all can sign about what happened here last night?

[brycejmcewen]

Geeze, this is...kind of ...akward. I can't remember what went on last night, but I assure you, I was absolutely fantastic.

I'm sure you were good too (I honestly don't remember anything!) but really, I was great.

[Zens_7s]

Wait - it is starting to come back to me. You and I were both waiting for the bathroom. You brushed up against me a few times, got this wierd look on your face for about 20 seconds, and then said "I am SOOOOOO SORRY. This has never happened to me before. I swear." ...and then walked away. Crazy.

You must have crashed on the floor today, because I recall no one to my right while I was rolling around the floor last night.

[brycejmcewen]

It's strange that I would admit this, but that sounds about right. Are you sure we haven't met before?

[Psyche]

are we allowed to streak on a whim?

[Psyche]

i resent that..my fellatio skills have gotten me marriage proposals and i didnt need a book to tell me how to do it =\

[karmattack]

Are you asking because I'm naked?

[Psyche]

no actually im askin cuz im neked =\ don't chicks randomly want to streak where u live? or is that just me? =\\

[brycejmcewen]

It wasn't neccessarily directed at you. I just thought it was funny that they have how-to books on the subject. I'm sure your fellatio skills are above average, maybe even outstanding. Can you tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue?

[Psyche]

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It wasn't neccessarily directed at you. I just thought it was funny that they have how-to books on the subject.

[/ QUOTE ]

i know heh i was just messin =]. and no i cant do the cherry stem thing but i do have my tongue pierced and a pretty low gag reflex..if that counts *ahem* .........................i did not think i would be talking about this on a msg board Lol =x

[Zens_7s]

Do you ever lose your voice due to screaming for attention?

[Psyche]

uhm..seeing how i don't scream for attenion that would be no

[DangerSeeker]

Well, you CAN streak on a whim, but I'd had streak time planned for this afternoon, just before dinner. Build up an appetite and all. Since very few of us seem to be clothed anyway right now, though, what the heck.

No bacon for the burgers right now. I've made THAT mistake before.

Nondisclosure agreement? It's called nobody falls asleep, they black out. Non-rememberance is the best non-disclosure agreement. Of course, it raises many questions about what else has been raised.

[karmattack]

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don't chicks randomly want to streak where u live? or is that just me? =\\


[/ QUOTE ] Not without money or chanting, drunken frat-things.
How could I come upon a place where I would find myself beholden of such magical imagery as this you speak of? Do Susan, Edmund, Lucy and I have to walk through a wardrobe to get there?

[brycejmcewen]

Everyone remember Chric Rock's "No Sex in the Champange Room" song.

"If you meet a girl with a tongue ring, she'll suck your [censored].
If you meet a guy with a tongue ring, he'll suck your [censored]."

Have you ever considered a career? I understand experts in fellatio do quite well (financially, I mean).

[Psyche]

i will be the one with the video camera recording for posterity

[brycejmcewen]

I was sort of thinking the same thing, but then I started thinking, "How do I meet this girl?", so I didn't say anything.

[Psyche]

hahahha no..i only do that sort of thing when im in a relationship =P AND i didn't get thet ongue ring for that. was sort of a kiss off to a guy i was seeing. same w/ my tattoo heh

[Psyche]

Lol nah. it's called 'spring break' stop in at daytona sometime

[karmattack]

My tongue is pierced and I don't suck any censored. I can do the cherry stem trick. I still don't suck censored though

[jjcourtright]

You'd be alot cooler if you did.

Wait, that's having pot, not sucking dick.

[brycejmcewen]

Tell that to Chris Rock!!!!!!!!!

[brycejmcewen]

Wow, that was genius. Pure genius.

Bravo.

[Standing and clapping very slowly. One person notices me clapping, and walks into my office and reads the post, and he starts clapping slowly. Then another joins in, then another. Soon, the entire staff is clapping and cheering.]

Bravo.

[karmattack]

bryce? How are you at the party and in your office at the same time?

[jjcourtright]

Wow, my first standing ovation!

[Zens_7s]

Because Bryce is on roofies and he believes that he is at work right now. I am not sure why he thinks this place looks like an office. It looks more like a crack house after last nights "incidents".

[brycejmcewen]

I have powers. Like on wednesday, in the morning I was thinking about how much I enjoyed the Country Club episode of The Simpsons ("I mean if I beat Mr. Burns, I mean really beat him bad, I'm sure to get that big promotion." -Homer Simpson). Later on that night, I come home from work, and that episode is on T.V.. Now I am not saying that I caused that episode to be on T.V. with my mind, BUT, I caused that episode to be on T.V. with my mind.

[DangerSeeker]

I think he got confused when he took all of those mushrooms then hid in a cardboard box for a while. Somebody kept whispering "cubicle" to him.

Could somebody fire me up some [censored]? Wait! NO! I mean pot. Damn, y'all are confusing me! I have no piercings...

[Zens_7s]

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My tongue is pierced and I don't suck any censored. I can do the cherry stem trick.

[/ QUOTE ] Ahh, mental imagery!

[Zen feels light-headed and warm, fans self, and decides to leave party in favor of cooling off by drinking her lunch elsewhere]

[karmattack]

[waits to hear the front door slam, then begins a series of flexing bodybuilder poses]

[DangerSeeker]

Say, Karma? Do you know what time it is in that watch you are wearing?

[letting him pose as Psyche's camera rolls]

No offense, but I think you just saved me having to make too much for everyone for lunch. It's too early for flex.

[Zens_7s]

[Door opens]

Oops, I forgot my purse. Oh...um....why are all you guys flexing for each other? This is really a awkward situation. Danger! Put down the Baby Oil!

[DangerSeeker]

The baby oil is only to get the cheeze whiz off the wall. It cuts right through the stuff. Speaking of which, Zen, you seem to still have a spot or two. Would you like me to...?

[psychofiend]

Don't Tell Mom the Moderater's Dead! Well... OK as long as we'll have Christina Applegate to sort out this mess, otherwise it will be anarchy.

[DangerSeeker]

Ahh, Ms. Bundy. If she stops by, everyone ask her about her new Allante.

[karmattack]

So my question is...when are we starting the fine china skeet shoot? Ryall and Ming earned it with that Comic Con photo.

[jjcourtright]

Any body else weirded out my karma's frequent avatar changing? Dude, I think psychofiend's getting to you.

[karmattack]

Sorry, I just get bored -- can't commit. I swear I'll find one that suits me and keep it.

[Zens_7s]

Phew...back from my liquid lunch and feeling much better. Yes, Danger, I appear to have some spots left that need buffing. Would you mind?

I am enjoying the ever changing avatars of Psycho and Karma. Variety is the spice of life. Or is that the Spice channel? Do Chris and Ming have the Spice Channel in this hizzouse?

[Goes off to find the remote]

[DangerSeeker]

Who needs the Spice Channel when we have baby oil and cheese whiz?

Tell you what, lemme get Zen and myself oiled up, then we can all go up on the roof, get some sun (oil IS nature's moisturizer, after all) and we can start the skeet shoot. I found these Star Trek collectors plates over the fireplace, and I'm thinking nobody will ever want to finish their salisbury steak only to find Leonard Nimoy staring back at them.

[deadfiller]

Am I late? 'Cause I brought Parcheesi and everything.

[TomHarrington]

&lt;Falls through ceiling tiles, clad in Under Dog pajamas, and wakes with a start&gt;

"Angry Pelicans!"

&lt;Looks around, rubs eyes, forms pillow from ceiling tile debris, goes back to sleep&gt;

[karmattack]

Oh-oh!! He has a video camera!

Dude, you have to come back into the back room and see what Psyche can do with a golfball and two popsicle sticks!

[DangerSeeker]

Tom! You didn't need to crash the party! You were invited!

[noticing awkward silence]

The drummer is late. I was supposed to get a rimshot there.

[DangerSeeker]

I'm curious who can do what with six milk bottles and a tuning fork.

[deadfiller]

I'm not sure about that configuration, but I can makes all sorts of toast

[karmattack]

I can play Mary Had A Little Lamb using the 4,5,6 buttons on the phone

[jjcourtright]

Ahh...but can you do it using the 7,8,9 buttons?

[karmattack]

Ok, the weekend officially starts in 15 minutes so this party better start raging. I've already gotten drunk, eaten a whole can of Cheeze Wiz, fondled Zens, gotten naked, blacked out from roofies, fondled Zens again, made a solo porn movie and watched Psyche make the world's smallest pogo ball. I'm not settling for any less tonight!

Don't make me stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

[DangerSeeker]

Being the official weekend, we're going to keep things rolling here, but there will be a pub crawl as well. For those who are a little less virtual tonight, I ask that you help complete the pub crawl by letting us know when you come in.

Name the bar, the worst song you heard while out, and how you're feeling as you roll in. Then feel free to crash out or stay up a while. Got a story? Got sick? Got milk? Share!

[Psyche]

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Oh-oh!! He has a video camera!

[/ QUOTE ]

she dangit im a she! =\

[deadfiller]

I think he was talking about me. ::waves dual cameras::

[DangerSeeker]

You're a he? Wow, that long hair fooled me, ya dirty hippie!

[Robbo_the_Hood]

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fondled Zens . . . fondled Zens again

[/ QUOTE ]
Karma, I will not tolerate you making Ms. Zens here seem anything less than the honorable woman she is. We can take this outside if you would like to continue besmirching her good name.

[Zens_7s]

Ok - I am going to take Robbo out for dinner, and he will feel a little better when we return. He is not accustomed to my besmirchification, and I think we will have to go to Hooters just to make up for it.

When we return I will swing by the party and see what has popped up. Oh Dammit! I didn't mean it that way!

[deadfiller]

hey, I totally washed today!

[Psyche]

ner someone was posing for my camera

[deadfiller]

Gotcha. But I don't think that's a camera. I'm also not sure that person is posing. They haven't moved for 30 minutes, and there is a steady stream of drool coming out

[psychofiend]

I'm totally lost, let's just get to that china skeet shoot. And psyche you and I can hold hands by the camp fire.
Doesn't that just sound like the way the beatles would want it?

[Psyche]

tis a camera..best digital technology there is out there =D

[psychofiend]

I have a friend who makes fake blood we should take pictures of people all bloody looking.

[Psyche]

*sings* i wanna hold your haaaaaaaaaannnnnnnddddd i wanna hold your haaaaaaaaand i wanna hold your hand

[psychofiend]

/forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[Psyche]

cool! that would be mondo fun.

[DangerSeeker]

Huh. I guess you CAN have fun sober at a party.

Okay, I guess if anyone sees a tie hanging from the doorknob of any private message discussions, Do Not Disturb! The candles may be low, but someone has turned on their heartlights.

Diamond isn't Supertramp, but had to be done.

[Psyche]

haha no =\ id be arrested for statutory rape =P

[karmattack]

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Karma, I will not tolerate you making Ms. Zens here seem anything less than the honorable woman she is. We can take this outside if you would like to continue besmirching her good name.

[/ QUOTE ]
I was kind of playing off a previous joke, but you're right; 'twas out of line. It won't happen again. My apologies to Zens and her good name. Yours too, Robbo.
Although, we can still take it outside. Betting allowed -- proceeds go to the next keg!
For now, off to a fancy schmancy dinner date!

[Zens_7s]

Ahh - alas - it twas' my own fault Karmachameleon, not yours. I should never have let him sleep through this party while I got intoxicated and allowed myself to be besmirched. I think he has forgiven me. Maybe. Robbo? Sweetheart? Wherefore art thou Robbo?

[looks under the couch, in the closet, and under the bed]

Uh oh.

[goes into back yard and finds him surrounded by four buxom brunettes from Bryce's "office", causing Zen to launch into a rage of jealous drama and catfighting]

[DangerSeeker]

Gah!!! Cut it out! There is no fighting at this party!

Don't you see, he was recruiting ladies from a nearby messageboard for the gang here. If you would have just walked disrceetly behind him, you would have heard him saying such innocent things as "A/S/L?" and "What are your feelings on Danger?"

Don't shoot down the wingman!

Wow. I get back from a run at the Depot, and all I find is drama. Where's the fun? The fun is in this shot I've made everybody! One before you sleep, one when you get up. Not that lump behing the couch, though. We'll need to move that back. Who is that?

[TomHarrington]

&lt;Emerges from behind couch&gt;

Oh, my head. Devil spirits. Say, what you got there, Dangerseeker? A little tonic for the troops?

&lt;pours shot in eye&gt;

YYYEEEEOOOOWWW. Say, that's frisky. I got that song, Cracklin' Rose, stuck in my head. Curious. Catchy tune, though. Hmm.

Hey, pssst. Who's the guy with the cameras? He smells clean enough, but is he, you know, cool? And was Karma nekkid last night, or was that the mucilage talkin'? And where is Zen 7's? She promised to break dance with me.

[karmattack]

[grabs DangerSeeker's shot, throws it back.......stifles cough.]

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Gah!!! Cut it out! There is no fighting at this party!

[/ QUOTE ]
There is also no crying in baseball, but when did that ever stop Jose Canseco?

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For those who are a little less virtual tonight, I ask that you help complete the pub crawl by letting us know when you come in.

[/ QUOTE ]
11:30-ish, if that's what you're asking.
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Name the bar, the worst song you heard while out, and how you're feeling as you roll in. Then feel free to crash out or stay up a while. Got a story? Got sick? Got milk? Share!

[/ QUOTE ]
Haven't been to a pub yet, but I went out on a dinnerdate at Kruse and Muer. With a stomach full of crab-stuffed chicken in losbter sauce and iced tea, I'm feeling handy dandy! Since I wasn't at the bar, I didn't get exposed to the top-40 barrage...only my car stereo. Hence, no bad tunes. We stopped and purchased some Pete's Wicked Ale on the way back to her house, made it through 1 beer and.......just woke up.

[psychofiend]

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haha no =\ id be arrested for statutory rape =P

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Only if we were caught in the act, lol.

[karmattack]

All right, all right. Get a forum.

[psychofiend]

lol

[Zens_7s]

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Only if we were caught in the act, lol.


[/ QUOTE ] Not bad! I have to give mad props (or something along that nature) to Psycho for his "smoove" comments. I think this guy has a future in party shack-ups.

[Psyche]

true

[psychofiend]

It ain't really that much of an age diff'rence, none of their business anyway.

[Denyse]

I have returned from the Con with presents for everyone...

Were you all good whilst I was away, playing with other shooters in what I like to call semi-reality? Or do I have to send you all to bed without dessert or drinks?

[Omaru]

Welcome back, hope you had fun, as for behaviour, I dont even know what good is. I'm B-b-b-b-bayud to the bone /forums/images/icons/cool.gif

[code6enterprises]

You better change your location. Unless you are a liar.

[Denyse]

There...Feel better? /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[code6enterprises]

Yes, Yes I do.

[DangerSeeker]

Oh no! It's Monday! We need to clean this place up!

Luckily, it seems things wound down over the weekend, but there's still the issues of what we did to some of the upcoming columns, and of course that new pattern on the carpet.