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... I'd have never accepted that candy :eek:
i would have not fallen manically in love with the class "fatal attraction."
ZBarclay
07-29-2008, 02:37 AM
...I would have asked her out in high school...instead of 10 years later after dating her sister...
...I would have asked her out in high school...instead of 10 years later after dating her sister...
aaaaackward!
ZBarclay
07-29-2008, 02:51 AM
aaaaackward!
Yup. Wanna go on our family camping trip this weekend? It should be speeeeeeeeeeeeectacular.
In all honesty the worst part is over...but for awhile it was hit or miss.
I can't imagine. How do you block out mental images of sex with her sister? or stop thinking about getting them both together? Sorry dude; you wouldn't have a pulse if the thought didn't enter your head.
Firestone2489
07-29-2008, 02:19 PM
. . .I would have started to listen to Metal sooner.
phit_demon
07-29-2008, 09:56 PM
...I never would have stopped playing guitar.
Miguel Sanchez
07-29-2008, 10:07 PM
...I wouldn't have turned down playing in my mate's band
Lotism
07-30-2008, 08:57 PM
I would've never smoked Cigarettes.
sockdoll
07-30-2008, 09:08 PM
...I would have taken the red pill.
jillfer
07-30-2008, 09:43 PM
ouch... I'm so happy I don't have a sister all of a sudden..
Aaron
07-31-2008, 05:41 AM
Ok, it's 9:44 am so I don't want to get too pervy, but Jillfer, that sig is doing bad things to my brain.
Is that you? and if so, whats that thing on your leg?
It's the DeLorean from Back to the Future... 88 miles an hour... bad things, indeed. ;)
Antonio_Bay
07-31-2008, 09:15 AM
Great Scott!
puggso_32
07-31-2008, 09:23 AM
Great Scott!
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/popwar1108/uncledoc.jpg
Aaron
07-31-2008, 11:31 AM
It's the DeLorean from Back to the Future... 88 miles an hour... bad things, indeed. ;)
But I heard when you reach 69 you have to turn around
By-tor
07-31-2008, 02:04 PM
I would've never smoked Cigarettes.Same here. And, I didn't start until I was 42. What a dumbass. :o
mitch_the_conquistador
07-31-2008, 02:50 PM
Same here. And, I didn't start until I was 42. What a dumbass. :o
Another concurrance here for the no smoking thing. I started at 27, and I now wake up at night gasping for breath.
I also would have bent my knees while lifting things at work. You know trees, trucks, giant preying mantis', the usual. :rolleyes:
Rob101
07-31-2008, 05:35 PM
Same here. And, I didn't start until I was 42. What a dumbass. :o
I started taking chantix and had quit after 4 days. There are a few side effects, but it really works.
That being IF you want to quit. :)
Disasterbator™
07-31-2008, 05:44 PM
..... i would have buried those children a few feet deeper......
Cuclean
07-31-2008, 10:03 PM
I'm also on the wish I didn't start frame of mind. The messed up thing is today outside work I was smoking away and I thought to myself, 'I'm 25, still young. People always say that if you're addicted, still try and quit when you're young, It'll give you a lot of leeway with the problems in later life.'
I thought of myself quitting now and how much better off I'd be doing it and I heard myself in thirty years time wishing I had made the decision, that millions of smokers would give anything to turn back the clock to give it up... and here's me having a smoke typing this. It's really just pure evil.
Rob101
07-31-2008, 10:19 PM
I try to run at least 20 miles a week and when I started slowing down and the breathing got harder, the cigarettes had to go.
Cuclean
08-01-2008, 11:34 AM
I try to run at least 20 miles a week
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: I wish!
Man, when I was in the service, I used to run ten miles every other day, usually while smoking a cigarette.
What a difference fifteen years can make...
Rob101
08-01-2008, 12:18 PM
Man, when I was in the service, I used to run ten miles every other day, usually while smoking a cigarette.
What a difference fifteen years can make...
Tell me about it, I used to be able to smoke a cigarette then run 5 miles in 27 minutes then light up again. There is no way I can run like that anymore. I'm working on it, but it's going to be a while.
We used to go out on tequila benders until 2 or three in the morning and then stumble in for PT at 6am. I'd get out in front of everyone, sweating out the liquor and smoking a Camel at the same time, and finishing a mile and a half in ten minutes...
I'd be lucky to finish one mile these days. I should ad "and a broken Corona bottle to the knee" to the "fifteen years". Sometimes I miss being in that kind of shape, but then I realize if I need to chase anyone, a bullet's faster than I could ever hope to be. ;)
but then I realize if I need to chase anyone, a bullet's faster than I could ever hope to be. ;)
Freeze!.......Pow!Pow!Pow!......Thank you!
Agreed.
My physically fit days are long gone. Hell, hong kong even has outdoor escalators so you don't have to walk uphill.
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