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JK
07-28-2008, 11:00 PM
... I'd have never accepted that candy :eek:

dtcb
07-29-2008, 02:29 AM
i would have not fallen manically in love with the class "fatal attraction."

ZBarclay
07-29-2008, 02:37 AM
...I would have asked her out in high school...instead of 10 years later after dating her sister...

dtcb
07-29-2008, 02:42 AM
...I would have asked her out in high school...instead of 10 years later after dating her sister...
aaaaackward!

ZBarclay
07-29-2008, 02:51 AM
aaaaackward!
Yup. Wanna go on our family camping trip this weekend? It should be speeeeeeeeeeeeectacular.
In all honesty the worst part is over...but for awhile it was hit or miss.

dtcb
07-29-2008, 04:08 AM
I can't imagine. How do you block out mental images of sex with her sister? or stop thinking about getting them both together? Sorry dude; you wouldn't have a pulse if the thought didn't enter your head.

Firestone2489
07-29-2008, 02:19 PM
. . .I would have started to listen to Metal sooner.

phit_demon
07-29-2008, 09:56 PM
...I never would have stopped playing guitar.

Miguel Sanchez
07-29-2008, 10:07 PM
...I wouldn't have turned down playing in my mate's band

Lotism
07-30-2008, 08:57 PM
I would've never smoked Cigarettes.

sockdoll
07-30-2008, 09:08 PM
...I would have taken the red pill.

jillfer
07-30-2008, 09:43 PM
ouch... I'm so happy I don't have a sister all of a sudden..

Aaron
07-31-2008, 05:41 AM
Ok, it's 9:44 am so I don't want to get too pervy, but Jillfer, that sig is doing bad things to my brain.
Is that you? and if so, whats that thing on your leg?

JK
07-31-2008, 09:05 AM
It's the DeLorean from Back to the Future... 88 miles an hour... bad things, indeed. ;)

Antonio_Bay
07-31-2008, 09:15 AM
Great Scott!

puggso_32
07-31-2008, 09:23 AM
Great Scott!

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/popwar1108/uncledoc.jpg

Aaron
07-31-2008, 11:31 AM
It's the DeLorean from Back to the Future... 88 miles an hour... bad things, indeed. ;)
But I heard when you reach 69 you have to turn around

By-tor
07-31-2008, 02:04 PM
I would've never smoked Cigarettes.Same here. And, I didn't start until I was 42. What a dumbass. :o

mitch_the_conquistador
07-31-2008, 02:50 PM
Same here. And, I didn't start until I was 42. What a dumbass. :o
Another concurrance here for the no smoking thing. I started at 27, and I now wake up at night gasping for breath.
I also would have bent my knees while lifting things at work. You know trees, trucks, giant preying mantis', the usual. :rolleyes:

Rob101
07-31-2008, 05:35 PM
Same here. And, I didn't start until I was 42. What a dumbass. :o
I started taking chantix and had quit after 4 days. There are a few side effects, but it really works.
That being IF you want to quit. :)

Disasterbator™
07-31-2008, 05:44 PM
..... i would have buried those children a few feet deeper......

Cuclean
07-31-2008, 10:03 PM
I'm also on the wish I didn't start frame of mind. The messed up thing is today outside work I was smoking away and I thought to myself, 'I'm 25, still young. People always say that if you're addicted, still try and quit when you're young, It'll give you a lot of leeway with the problems in later life.'

I thought of myself quitting now and how much better off I'd be doing it and I heard myself in thirty years time wishing I had made the decision, that millions of smokers would give anything to turn back the clock to give it up... and here's me having a smoke typing this. It's really just pure evil.

Rob101
07-31-2008, 10:19 PM
I try to run at least 20 miles a week and when I started slowing down and the breathing got harder, the cigarettes had to go.

Cuclean
08-01-2008, 11:34 AM
I try to run at least 20 miles a week
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: I wish!

JK
08-01-2008, 12:14 PM
Man, when I was in the service, I used to run ten miles every other day, usually while smoking a cigarette.

What a difference fifteen years can make...

Rob101
08-01-2008, 12:18 PM
Man, when I was in the service, I used to run ten miles every other day, usually while smoking a cigarette.

What a difference fifteen years can make...
Tell me about it, I used to be able to smoke a cigarette then run 5 miles in 27 minutes then light up again. There is no way I can run like that anymore. I'm working on it, but it's going to be a while.

JK
08-01-2008, 12:23 PM
We used to go out on tequila benders until 2 or three in the morning and then stumble in for PT at 6am. I'd get out in front of everyone, sweating out the liquor and smoking a Camel at the same time, and finishing a mile and a half in ten minutes...

I'd be lucky to finish one mile these days. I should ad "and a broken Corona bottle to the knee" to the "fifteen years". Sometimes I miss being in that kind of shape, but then I realize if I need to chase anyone, a bullet's faster than I could ever hope to be. ;)

dtcb
08-04-2008, 03:21 AM
but then I realize if I need to chase anyone, a bullet's faster than I could ever hope to be. ;)

Freeze!.......Pow!Pow!Pow!......Thank you!

Agreed.

My physically fit days are long gone. Hell, hong kong even has outdoor escalators so you don't have to walk uphill.