The Excorcist: Scary Movie or Documentary of PMS?

[GoreFollower]

Many have puzzled over this question. These are two of the things many people were thinking when they left the movie theatre after seeing "The Excorcist." There were many women who agreed that it was a horrifying and disturbing movie. Yet, they could not ignore the occassional fellow who came out shaking his head saying he just saw his wife in that movie. Think hard and ponder over the facts. A young girl going through her growing (sprouting) stage in life and has trouble coping with it. Her skin changes, she throws up, calls everyone a c*nt, masterbates with a cross, levitates off the bed, speaks in tongues. Hell, even writing this makes me feel like I'm writing about my own mother. These are normal symptoms of that special time of the month when a woman produces the wild river of red. Think about what I have told you. I cannot write any longer because my mother is currently spider-walking down the stairs amd she may trip due to that bad leg of hers.
Anyway, what are your thoughts?

"Can't a guy just have fun once in a while?"-Charles Manson
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[ELPARKINO]

you know...now that i think about it...THATS MY MOM TO A TEE! especially that levitating bit..whoa she can be a real bitch with that sometimes...

[Denyse]

You have officially crossed over into "Issues that need professional help" territory. Run, don't walk...

[psychofiend]

Oh Denyse, that was a good one. Another point that Richard Pryor brought up, "If n*****s made the exorcist it would be about 15 minutes long. The dad would walk in and go 'what the [censored] bitch, it smells like ass in here clean your ass up. Take the cross out of your pussy, clean all that puke all over and make me some [censored] suppa.'" I think it's funny