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GoreFollower
07-16-2003, 09:52 PM
Before you make any opinions of me, read this first! I hate american idol. If I had nine lives, I would go into the american idol practice sessions, lines, and films and open fire with a assault rifle. I couldn't give a f*cking sh*t who wins. I think that Justin, Kelly, Rubin, Clay and the judges should go jump in a lake of gasoline, light themselves on fire while having a pack of M-90'S and sulfuric acid going down their throats. (Many find this offensive because Rubin is black, but hey, who gives a F&CK)
There is however a good part about watching American Idol.
I'm not saying that you should watch the whole season, but take some time off and watch the first two episodes. You will fall out of your seat laughing with cruel laughter. You will see people so ugly, stupid, lame, and pitiful that you would want to watch the whole episode. I actually have a suggestion for the show. Everytime the judges or public turn down a singer/contestant, the contestant should go out in the desert, dig a hole, and have someone shoot them in the back of the head. This new procedure would make ratings go through the roof! Again, many find this offensive, but hey, THAT'S ME!, go F*cking somewhere else if I disgust you. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

Anyway, What are your thoughts?

"Laugh and Grow Fat"- Fatman - Metal Gear Solid 2

towelie99
07-17-2003, 01:38 AM
I might watch American Idol (NOT!), except for the fact that your concept of why the show is funny has been done before, and much better. THE GONG SHOW! /forums/images/icons/cool.gif

BRING BACK THE GONG SHOW!

Denyse
07-17-2003, 01:42 AM
They are...

towelie99
07-17-2003, 02:08 AM
God Bless America /forums/images/icons/smile.gif /forums/images/icons/smile.gif /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

psychofiend
07-17-2003, 08:23 AM
I hate American Idol all who participate may as well be worshipping the god of stupidity, because that show is the stupidest [censored] thing ever.

DangerSeeker
07-17-2003, 10:27 AM
"Again, many find this offensive, but hey, THAT'S ME!, go F*cking somewhere else if I disgust you."

Actually, I was here first, and I find your anger offensive, not your opinion. Wanting to shoot pop figures because you don't enjoy a show is just disturbed. Ever hear of Hinkley? Not quite the same, but still...

Robbo_the_Hood
07-17-2003, 01:39 PM
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You will fall out of your seat laughing with cruel laughter.

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From the Department of Redundancy Department.

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Ever hear of Hinkley? Not quite the same, but still

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Oh, it's very much the same. He's just doing it to impress Ryall, who has publicly announced his distaste for the show.