Porn

[marksiwel]

We all look at it.
But, we all have to pretend we dont.

What is the deal?

[Razorback]

I have 10 gigs of porn on my hard drive.

[Sheriff]

I have 10 gigs of porn on my hard drive.

What a absolute waste of hard drive space...









Streaming porn doesn't require any space. :p

[puggso_32]

I have nearly 4 gig. Didn't realise I had that much as I tend to stream it these days.

[Lotism]

What a absolute waste of hard drive space...streaming porn doesn't require any space. :p
Haha. Streaming is nice but given the activity, who wants to wait for buffering?

[BAMSS04]

We all look at it.
But, we all have to pretend we dont.

What is the deal?

So we finally come to why you found a naked picture of your wife's friend. :)


As for me, I actually stopped looking at porn years ago. Some stuff just gets too disgusting.

[Omaru]

I had alot of jav (japanese adult video) but I deleted all of it, I've got some on discs that I burned 6 months - 3 years ago but it really seems like a waste of space so I'm not really keeping porn anymore.

[Cuclean]

I had about 10 gigs too but I got rid of it. I just felt dirty on the inside. Now streaming sorts out any needs. I think the whole thing is getting too big in the world altogether.:D

Bring back high class british porn!!!

[phit_demon]

I deleted mine as a new year's resolution.

I never felt guilty or anything, and I never had it hidden, but I just didn't like having it on my comp.

[dtcb]

Ever since I listened to that Smodcast where kevin mentions Redtube I got rid of my porn on the pc.

besides, the hunger (and availability) to the real thing is more appealling these days.

On a porn shame, when I go to Japan, I always stop by the one of the many 4 to 5 story porn shops in Akihabara (the electronics district). Shame....Ha!Ha!Ha! There is no shame in Japan. I usually go with a group of people. Occassional girls and guys. There is something for everyone in a Japanese porn shop (which should scare you). They don't just watch porn, they sell the gear to make it happen in the most wrong ways. I tried to convince a lady to model one of the suits in the costume section of the porn shop. I told her, if she modeled one suit, I'd model the other. She said she hadn't "shaved" enough down below to wear the costume we were selecting (which is a funny statement in Japanese). But, also a fair statement since the oufit would have required a Brazilian wax job. Plus, she's into Cosplay and usually wore frenchmaid goth outfits. Kinda fits the profile to have 80's bush.

[Cuclean]

In Amsterdam, it's very different. I'e been there four times and have never gone into the prostitutes (as beautiful as some of them were). The porn over there is unusual. There are strip shows, sex shows, peep shows and porn booths. Theres a lot of variety in what you can do. After copious amounts of weed there we often wander the streets of the red light district just to observe the culture and the booths.

The porn booths are the opitomy of what you pay for is what you get. In them, you walk in, lock the door and there's a chair, two t.v. screens, a coin slot, a bunch of buttons and a roll of tissues (with a bin nearby). There's nothing for the "imagination" involved. They are all situated in the heavily populated areas of hookers and they all have peep shows in the same building. The whole thing is another world to me. It's such an unusual place to see sex placed so brazenly in front of everyone.

I digress. Just telling of porn from around the world.

[ratm1966]

Besides RedTube, there is also a site called YouPorn.

[Lotism]

Dude I saw this video of a talk show in Japan. Well it's not exactly a talk show. It's basically a guy on stage and the host asks the audience in Japanese "who wants to be the girl to give this man a blow job?" Every female in the crowd went berserk with passion screaming and raising their hands, fighting to be the one to give felacio!! Incredible.

[Rob101]

Besides RedTube, there is also a site called YouPorn.
Pornohub as well.

[DarthMaulRat]

Pornohub as well.
Yes, and don't forget http://www.cnn.com/porn.htm

[ZBarclay]

Red Tube, seconded. It is MARVELOUS.

[puggso_32]

Red Tube, seconded. It is MARVELOUS.

I prefer youporn, it loads faster and I am not a sit and watch all the boring parts of porn kind of guy.

[Razorback]

I prefer youporn, it loads faster and I am not a sit and watch all the boring parts of porn kind of guy.

Agreed. I prefer YouPorn but RedTube has more variety right now.

[Rob101]

Agreed. I prefer YouPorn but RedTube has more variety right now.
I'll agree with that one. RedTube has a good selection.

[Thinman]

When's Miley Cyrus gunna be in a porno... i'm anxiously awaiting.
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/images/2008/04/miley-cyrus-041808-0004.jpg
What? Don't tell me you wouldn't if you had the chance!

[Rob101]

When's Miley Cyrus gunna be in a porno... i'm anxiously awaiting.
It won't be long before someone introduces her to Meth. The porn won't be far behind.

[Sheriff]

When's Miley Cyrus gunna be in a porno... i'm anxiously awaiting.

What? Don't tell me you wouldn't if you had the chance!

Uh, she's 15 dude. No I wouldn't, get a life.

[ZBarclay]

When's Miley Cyrus gunna be in a porno... i'm anxiously awaiting.
What? Don't tell me you wouldn't if you had the chance!
I liked you better when you dropped off the face of the earth.

[By-tor]

I've found that porn gets in the way of my masterbation time.

[Razorback]

I've found that porn gets in the way of my masterbation time.

Yeah, but it goes really well with masturbation.

[Thinman]

It won't be long before someone introduces her to Meth. The porn won't be far behind.
Is that a promise?

[By-tor]

Yeah, but it goes really well with masturbation.But,..but..I am the "Master" of Meat Manipulation. The Jedi of Jerkin' the Gherkin. The Prince of Pulling the Penis. That's probably enough for now.


That's what she said.

[BOP TILL U DROP]

But,..but..I am the "Master" of Meat Manipulation. The Jedi of Jerkin' the Gherkin. The Prince of Pulling the Penis. That's probably enough for now.


That's what she said.
Wow.

[By-tor]

Wow.Love you, too, Sugar. ;)

[Firestone2489]

I like how you say "thats what she said" even when its some thing you wrote. That, my friend, is commitment and it is astoundingly awesome.

[Razorback]

But,..but..I am the "Master" of Meat Manipulation.

Well, if I ever need a good handjob, you will be the first person I call. After all, most of the ladies have forgotten how to give a good one.

P.S.

It does not make me gay if I receive a handjob. It makes you gay if you give one.

[Sheriff]

It does not make me gay if I receive a handjob. It makes you gay if you give one.

Does that logic also apply to blowjobs?

[By-tor]

Well, if I ever need a good handjob, you will be the first person I call. After all, most of the ladies have forgotten how to give a good one.

P.S.

It does not make me gay if I receive a handjob. It makes you gay if you give one.Come here, little buddy...
http://z.about.com/d/familycrafts/1/0/4/o/1/ct1-35_tweezer.jpg
...I'll fix you up. ;)

[Razorback]

Does that logic also apply to blowjobs?

It does.

[Razorback]

Come here, little buddy...
http://z.about.com/d/familycrafts/1/0/4/o/1/ct1-35_tweezer.jpg
...I'll fix you up. ;)

Heh... cute.

[Sheriff]

It does.

Noted, unfortunately I don't think this presents a loophole for receiving more blowjobs while in a committed relationship.

[By-tor]

Noted, unfortunately I don't think this presents a loophole for receiving more blowjobs while in a committed relationship.Committed? Does 27 years constitute committed? Fuck all!!!:(

[Razorback]

Fuck all!!!:(

The only people I ever hear say "fuck all" are Canadians.

What the fuck are you doing?

[DarthMaulRat]

Noted, unfortunately I don't think this presents a loophole for receiving more blowjobs while in a committed relationship.
I think you are forgetting 1st Corinthians 23:15 - "When eyes are closed, thine is the taking, all is forgiven." See? Those crazy Catholics have a patron saint for everything, even blowjobs.
http://www.aquinasandmore.com/images/items/15650sm.jpg



On a related note, I'm probably going to hell.

[Rob101]

On a related note, I'm probably going to hell.
The Catholics have something for every occasion. In yours case, a simple trip to confession and POOF, you're good to go in their eyes.

[freetoaster]

.....On a related note, I'm probably going to hell.

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20061005/244.mcmahon.ed.100406.jpg

You are correct sir.

[JK]

The Catholics have something for every occasion. In yours case, a simple trip to confession and POOF, you're good to go in their eyes.

The reason I'm a Methodist- no confessional. Don't need to feed the fantasies of some guy in a robe. All you gotta do is pray for forgiveness, drink the wine & eat the bread first Sunday of the month and you're good to go.

[phit_demon]

Don't tell me you wouldn't if you had the chance!
I wouldn't if I had the chance. She looks like a down-cake.

[ZBarclay]

I wouldn't if I had the chance. She looks like a down-cake.
And she's 15...don't forget that. Right? RIGHT?!

[phit_demon]

And she's 15...don't forget that. Right? RIGHT?!
Really? Wasn't she 15 3 or 4 years ago?!! Maybe I'm confusing her with someone else. :confused:

[ZBarclay]

Really? Wasn't she 15 3 or 4 years ago?!! Maybe I'm confusing her with someone else. :confused:
I know it FEELS like 3 or 4 years, due to how over exposed she is...but nope...still 15.

[Johnny]

The best 100% FREE porn website Porn hub, check it out.

The best ever, and it's all FREE!!!!

[Rob101]

The best 100% FREE porn website Porn hub, check it out.

The best ever, and it's all FREE!!!!
Umm, no. Red-tube is a lot better.

[ratm1966]

Okay, I did a search for "Porn Hub" (Two words) and it came up with a gay porn site. So, giving Johnny the benefit of the doubt, I re-Live Searched it as "pornhub" and actually got a regular porn site.

It was rather plain and there were no search options, with the exception of conducting an add search. What good is a porn site if you can't search for a specific type?

It showed three days worth of videos and many were repeats from day to day. You gotta have a variety if you want to get people to enter your site.

Every thumbnail had a watermark that said a codec might be needed. I clicked on one of the videos to give it a whirl and was immediately redirected to a fake codec site that tried to do bad things to my computer. Luckily, I use protection.

I think I will have to say that RedTube and YouPorn are still the best two free sites when it comes to videos. Both have a lot of the same stuff and both are searchable. Of course, YouPorn allows you to download their videos still, but since I don't download them, that isn't a big factor.

[ZBarclay]

Again Redtube FTW!

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Ah, internet porn.....wait, this thread is full of dudes. Get that out of your hand......I'm getting out of here.

[Aaron]

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p214/enigimatically/sausage_party.gif

[Zens7s]

[Zen glides into the room smoking a long cigar and wearing her best femme fetale black dress and hat]

Did someone say...sausage party?

[Pull of smoke and a suggestive eye]

[Firestone2489]

So they have a new feature, live cams. You have to sign up so I'm not bothering with it.

[Rob101]

[Zen glides into the room smoking a long cigar and wearing her best femme fetale black dress and hat]

For some reason, when you said that, this came to mind.
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q17/korn_child21/La-Femme-Nikita-The-Complete-First-.jpg

[Zens7s]

For some reason, when you said that, this came to mind.
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q17/korn_child21/La-Femme-Nikita-The-Complete-First-.jpg
Yes Yes Yes. Use that.

In combination with this:

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k22/redpill2006/dietrich-marlene.jpg

...and there you have it.

[dtcb]

Yes Yes Yes. Use that.

In combination with this:

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k22/redpill2006/dietrich-marlene.jpg

...and there you have it.


Best Visual-Combo Ever!!!

[Zens7s]

I aim to please!