Hello I'm Bruno Ranieri

[BrunoRanieri]

Bruno Ranieri grew up in the rolling hills of Lewis County , Kentucky.The country way of life there made Bruno who he is today.Honest and hardworking, always holding true to downhome country values. Country music has always been a big part of Bruno’s life.Some of his early influences were Hank Williams Sr.,Hank Williams Jr. and Waylon Jennings. He began to put his love for music into words, and in his early twenty’s he started writing songs,picking guitar and singing with family and friends. Bruno released a 3 song demo in 2006, which caught the attention of many,including A & S Records.In Feb.2008 Bruno signed with A & S Records. Now with the support of his family ,and high hopes, Bruno plans to complete his first album titled "HillBilly Ways" and tour promoting his album and music career. Bruno has performed live both locally and afar.He has been heard on radio stations across the country.Having written over 70 songs, more albums are to be forth coming in the future. He appeared on the cover of New Music Weekly Magazine in March.April 1st he went to HitMaker Studio and began to complete his first album ,HillBilly Ways.It will have 11 songs on it that I know will win over country music fans everywhere.It will be Released April 18th. April 21 he will shoot video for his cover song HillBilly Ways.It will be available in May.You can hear his cover song on his myspace page at www.myspace.com/hillbillyways.

[Aaron]

Bruno likes to talk in third person I see.

[phit_demon]

Bruno Ranieri likes the taste of penis.

[JK]

Bruno Ranieri is not afraid to admit he headlined a donkey show.

[phit_demon]

Bruno Ranieri actually buys Playboy for the articles.

[JK]

Bruno Ranieri's family tree...

http://www.fastflowers.com.au/images/products/soft_wreath.JPG

[Firestone2489]

Bruno Ranieri has to sniff his armpits to achieve full arousal.

[Thinman]

Bruno Ranieri seems like he'd love to be on the recieving end of a fistfuck.

[JK]

Bruno Ranieri likes to anonymously lurk in his thread.

[McMarcoP]

Bruno Ranieri played tic-tac-toe with a toilet seat cover and lost.

[TheHangingBrain]

Bruno Ranieri loves to be taken in a manly fashion.

[Sharp-O]

Bruno Ranieri once ran for President

[JasterIsFett]

Bruno Ranieri has an extensive collection of Richard Simmons pornography.

[TheHangingBrain]

Bruno Ranieri has ran with the bulls in Pamplona... naked.

[JK]

Bruno Ranieri has ran with the bulls in Pamplona... naked.

Bruno Ranieri's not that cool.

[TheHangingBrain]

Bruno Ranieri is coming...

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a115/outkhazted/m_b56d4e67f24443c8ab1cbb9dec14b2ac.gif

...to eat your children.

[Sharp-O]

Bruno Ranieri will eviscerate you and use your intestinal track as a condom as he fornicates with your skull.

[TheHangingBrain]

Bruno Ranieri will eviscerate you and use your intestinal track as a condom as he fornicates with your skull.

Bruno Ranieri is good, God fearing people. He would do no such thing! :mad:

[JasterIsFett]

Bruno Ranieri enjoys the occasional fig newton.

[Sharp-O]

Bruno Ranieri is good, God fearing people. He would do no such thing! :mad:

Bruno Ranieri is the son of Fred Phelps and was an inspiration to Phillip Garrido and Josef Fritzl.

[VogonPoet]

Bruno Ranieri's blood was created on the 32nd basement of the 4th level of hell, where the vineyard owners who happened to be perverts jerk off baby badgers and ferment the spunk into a unique beverage known as "shi'ohleander of the burning meadows".

[JK]

Bruno Ranieri is not amused.

[JasterIsFett]

Bruno Ranieri believes that you need to check yourself before you wreck yourself.

[Cuclean]

Bruno Ranieri is lost in limbo after his ghost was exorcised from the body of a sixty year old stripper, named Kyle.

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Bruno Ranieri must jump on this bandwagon.

[Shäne]

Bruno Ranieri says, "Only you can prevent forest fires."

[By-tor]

http://images.quickblogcast.com/35238-32833/KirkDouglasSpartacus.jpg
I am Bruno Ranieri.

[JK]

http://mccs1977.com/Images/Misc./spartacus.jpg

No! I am Bruno Ranieri!

[Sharp-O]

Bruno Ranieri thinks this sex has been on fire long enough. He doesn't want it to burn.

[JK]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2715/4167334510_6fc7d96731_m.jpg

[phit_demon]

Bruno Ranieri will eviscerate you and use your intestinal track as a condom as he fornicates with your skull.

Bruno Ranieri wants to know what an "intestinal track" is.

[Sharp-O]

Bruno Ranieri wants to know what an "intestinal track" is.

Bruno Ranieri thinks he's clever but he's not.

[phit_demon]

Bruno Ranieri thinks he's clever but he's not.

Bruno Ranieri agrees.

[Sharp-O]

Bruno Ranieri has no idea how to pronounce his last name. :p

[JasterIsFett]

Bruno Ranieri's ancient and secret knowledge of the Illuminati keeps him awake at night.

[TheHangingBrain]

Bruno Ranieri fixed the Large Hadron Collider with duct tape.

[JK]

Bruno Ranieri is no Chuck Norris.

[TheHangingBrain]

Chuck Norris is no Bruno Ranieri. :D

[McMarcoP]

Chuck Norris is no Bruno Ranieri

Bruno Ranieri and Chuck Norris are no Lemmy.

[Erasmus Cunk]

Bruno Ranieri's destiny was set in motion the day he lost an arm wrestle to his brother Claudio.

[JasterIsFett]

Bruno Ranieri wonders if he'll ever grow his third nipple back.

[Cuclean]

Bruno Ranieri once shat on a tortoise.

[JasterIsFett]

Bruno Ranieri once ate a tortoise that had been shat on.

[TomHarrington]

http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/2093/kaisersoze.jpg
Bruno Ranieri. Bruno Ranieri!

[Cuclean]

Bruno Ranieri, Bruno Ranieri, Bruno Ranieri, Bruno Ranieri



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Bruno Ranieri

http://www.legendsofhorror.org/images/candyman/cm2img1.jpg

[TomHarrington]

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/9281/chevychase.jpg
Good evening. I'm Bruno Ranieri and you're not.

[Cuclean]

Bruno Ranieri forced me to ruin my 4k post.

[TomHarrington]

Bruno Ranieri forced me to ruin my 4k post.

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/9398/brunok.jpg
Bruno Ranieri sends congratulations on your milestone!

[Cuclean]

Bruce Ranieri has a lot to answer for.






Cheers. :)

[Sharp-O]

Bruno Ranieri forced me to ruin my 4k post.

Bruno Ranieri cares not for your post count, only that you spread the gospel of Bruno Ranieri.

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/9398/brunok.jpg


Bruno Ranieri has found his father.

[TheHangingBrain]

Bruno Ranieri forced me to ruin my 4k post.

Bruno Ranieri cares not for your 4k post, for it only took him 1 post to convey all that ever need said.





(I, on the other hand, congratulate you!)

[Cuclean]

Bruno Ranieri is setting up numerous profiles to confuse and attack us.

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb146/Cuclean/Picture1-5.png

[TheHangingBrain]

Bruno Ranieri is setting up numerous profiles to confuse and attack us.

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb146/Cuclean/Picture1-5.png

There can be only one Bruno Ranieri...

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a115/outkhazted/m_b56d4e67f24443c8ab1cbb9dec14b2ac.gif

[Sharp-O]

Bruno Ranieri has noticed a disturbing similarity between Brain's photoshopped horror and the third guy down Cuclean's list.

[TomHarrington]

http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/31/danaj.jpg
"There is no Dana - only Bruno Ranieri."

[Cuclean]

Bruno Ranieri is worried that he has been found. His song career may now take off.

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb146/Cuclean/Picture2-9.png

[TomHarrington]

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/8937/jawshooper.jpg
"Well, this is not a boat accident! And it wasn't any propeller, it wasn't any coral reef and it wasn't Jack the Ripper! It was Bruno Ranieri."

[Sharp-O]

http://cache.io9.com/assets/images/io9/2008/06/s4_08_wal_01.jpg

The Doctor: It's Bruno Ranieri.
Donna: What's Bruno Ranieri?
The Doctor: It's what's in the dark. It's what's always in the dark.

[JK]

Bruno Ranieri is wondering when By-tor will finish his reply to this thread...

[By-tor]

Bruno Ranieri forced me to ruin my 4k post.Here, this is for you.
http://i1.bebo.com/026b/12/large/2007/05/28/16/456381372a4512069023b302144995l.jpg

You probably still feel the sting. Congrats, brother. :cool:

[By-tor]

Bruno Ranieri is wondering when By-tor will finish his reply to this thread...Bruno Ranieri can stick it. By-tor had a long way to go to find that pic. ;)

[Cuclean]

Bruno Ranieri can stick it. By-tor had a long way to go to find that pic. ;)

It was worth it. :)

[VogonPoet]

Bruno Ranieri just wants to listen to Bruno Ranieri talk about Bruno Ranieri.......Bruno Ranieri!
http://www.everyview.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/citizen-kang1.png

[Shäne]

You guys wish you lived only a few counties away from Bruno Ranieri.

[JK]

Bruno Ranieri wishes he lived a few counties over from JK.

[phit_demon]

Bruno Ranieri's destiny was set in motion the day he lost an arm wrestle to his brother Claudio.

Bruno Ranieri LOL'd. :D

[TomHarrington]

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/1650/lucah.jpg

Bruno Ranieri, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child be a masculine child.

[Repeat]

[By-tor]

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee242/dtcb1/Aarondragoo.jpg
I Am Bruno Ranieri!!!!!

[Cuclean]

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/maximus-mask.jpg

My name is Bruno Ranieri, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

[JK]

http://www.mikecs.net/prodigeek/images/GeekOutMoment_12124/kirk_screams_khan.jpg
Bruno!!!


Bruno!!!

[BOP TILL U DROP]

I am Bruno Ranieri. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

[Sharp-O]

I am Bruno Ranieri. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Bruno Ranieri has picked his favourite :D

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Bruno Ranieri has pushed Sharp-o's [like] button.

[VogonPoet]

Bruno Ranieri is still wearing his members only jacket. And it "looks...damn...good".

[JK]

Bruno Ranieri tried to buy a pair of Bruno Magli Mary Janes but he soon found out they are indeed an urban myth. And they don't come in a men's ten...

[TheHangingBrain]

Bruno Ranieri likes biscuits and mustard, but he reckons he'll have some of them French fried potaters. Mmmmmm hmmmmm.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a115/outkhazted/547560.jpg

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Bruno Ranieri will swallow your soul.

[VogonPoet]

A colorless, green Bruno Ranieri sleeps furiously.

[TomHarrington]

The stockings were hung 'round the chimney with care, In hopes Bruno Ranieri soon would be there...
http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/7206/brunosanta.jpg

[By-tor]

http://www.freemasonrywatch.org/pics/clinton_impeach.jpg
Bruno Ranieri did NOT have sexual relations with that woman.

[Firestone2489]

Bruno Ranieri did not have sexual relations with ANY woman.

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Bruno Ranieri is a smooth pimp who luuvvvvs the p*ssy.

[Antonio_Bay]

Bruno Ranieri is not a merry man.

http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/sttng_seasonfour_05.jpg

[Omaru]

Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Bruno Ranieri
http://www.joblo.com/dvdclinic/images/news/sparkle%20motion.jpg

[phit_demon]

Bruno Ranieri is not a merry man.

http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/sttng_seasonfour_05.jpg

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/42-15234391.jpg

[freetoaster]

Bruno Ranieri had a pony.

http://barnyard-fun.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/Buster.333131338.jpg

[Sharp-O]

Bruno Ranieri invented jam.

[TheHangingBrain]

Bruno Ranieri never wants to grow up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo4Y0TxW41g&feature=fvw).

[TomHarrington]

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/2899/mcbain.jpg
RANIERI!!!

[VogonPoet]

My bologna has a first name it's B-R-U-N-O. My Bologna has a second name it's R-A-N-I-E-R-I.

[TomHarrington]

http://tnaron.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/groundhog-day.jpg
Bruno! Ranieri! Bluegrass Bruno, Ranieri the Fairy? Come on, buddy. Lewis County, Kentucky. Bruno Ranieri - I was the one who used to talk about himself in the third person!

[VogonPoet]

http://tnaron.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/groundhog-day.jpg
Bruno! Ranieri! Bluegrass Bruno, Ranieri the Fairy? Come on, buddy. Lewis County, Kentucky. Bruno Ranieri - I was the one who used to talk about himself in the third person!
lol, Love it!

[TheHangingBrain]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a115/outkhazted/3079756_gal.jpg

Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Bruno Ranieri don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Ranieri.

[freetoaster]

Bruno Ranieri wants to mate with your pet.

http://www.dog-behavior.net/h15hybridaggres02.jpg

[TomHarrington]

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/442/19064204.jpg
"He's beautiful, Mister Jesus. Does he have a name?"

"I've been calling him Bruno. Bruno Ranieri."

[By-tor]

Jebus. Nice one. We need to share alcohol( and other mind-altering things) very soon, brother. :cool:

[TomHarrington]

Jebus. Nice one. We need to share alcohol( and other mind-altering things) very soon, brother. :cool:

Tanks, bud. I'm shooting for the next Dragon Con.
http://haikugirl.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/450election_cantwell_fingers.jpg

[By-tor]

Tanks, bud. I'm shooting for the next Dragon Con.
http://haikugirl.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/450election_cantwell_fingers.jpg
http://www.tendollarmeal.com/Bagel/inks/huzzah.jpg

That would be while at DC.

[TomHarrington]

That would be while at DC.

I was going to post a picture of a legless person but none of them struck me as particularly funny.

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/4540/christmastreeb.jpg
Whereas this is seasonally appropriate and still makes the point.

[TomHarrington]

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/5967/malicey.jpg
You ask me if I have a Bruno Ranieri complex. Let me tell you something: I am Bruno Ranieri.

[JK]

Losers always whine about their best. Bruno Ranieri gets fucked by the prom king.


Wait...

[JasterIsFett]

Some men get the world; others get Bruno Ranieri and a trip to Arizona.

[TomHarrington]

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/4180/ranieri1.jpg
Ranieri?

























































http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7995/ranieri2.jpg
Ranieri?

[JK]

http://static.open.salon.com/files/dustin_hoffman_rain_man1218236383.jpg

Bruno Ranieri thinks K-mart sucks.

[JK]

http://a1.vox.com/6a00c2251ffd548e1d00c22523c8e98fdb-500pi

Bruno Ranieri is not a beautiful and unique snowflake.l

[JK]

http://getkempt.com/photos/articles/dirtyharry_crop.jpg

Bruno Ranieri has gots to know... did he fire six... or only five?

[VogonPoet]

http://www.catholica.com.au/andrewstake1/images/Rosebud_350x326.jpg
I guess Bruno Ranieri is just a piece in a jigsaw puzzle, a missing piece.

[TomHarrington]

http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/5985/alig.jpg
I'm Bruno Ranieri, iddinit?

[JK]

http://home.cc.umanitoba.ca/%7Ekuppem/c2leparm.jpg

Bruno Ranieri's lack of faith is disturbing.

[Sharp-O]

Bruno Ranieri is Santa Christ.

[JK]

http://www.laprensatoledo.com/Stories/2007/121207/Grinch.jpg

I wouldn't touch Bruno Ranieri with a 39 and a half foot pole...

[TomHarrington]

http://gonzogeek.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/falco.jpeg
Come on and rock me, Ranieri.

[NomenNescio]

So what would Bruno Ranieri do
If he were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Bruno Ranieri'd do.

[VogonPoet]

What did you learn in school today,
Dear little Bruno of mine?
What did you learn in school today,
Dear little Bruno of mine?
I learned that Ranieri never told a lie.
I learned that soldiers seldom die.
I learned that everybody's free.
And that's what the teacher said to me.
That's what I learned in school today.
That's what I learned in school.

[TomHarrington]

No.:1
http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/3183/larch.jpg
The Larch

No.:2
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/9830/brunoran.jpg
Bruno Ranieri

No.:3
http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/3183/larch.jpg
The...[beat]...Larch

[By-tor]

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/9830/brunoran.jpg


Jebus Fuckin' Hayden Christensen!!!!!:rolleyes:

[By-tor]

Bruno Ranieri has forgotten the face of his father.

[Antonio_Bay]

Bruno Ranieri doesn't post here anymore.

[By-tor]

Wrong.


Bruno Ranieri wishes everyone a Merry Christmas. :)

[Cuclean]

Bruno Ranieri has a rockin' website. (http://www.noisehead.com/artist/nh_artist.php?artist_id=4533)

[EDIT]

AND YouTube videos! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwMc-WadP6o&feature=player_embedded)

[JK]

http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/twisted-sister-i-wanna-rock-video-still-frame.jpg

Bruno Ranieri knows what he wants to do with his life.

[Antonio_Bay]

http://www.jammersreviews.com/images/misc/firstcontact/fc_worf.gif

Bruno Ranieri would kill you if you were any other man.

[TomHarrington]

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/9909/kirk.jpg
What does Bruno Ranieri need with a starship?

[Antonio_Bay]

Bruno Ranieri has never trusted Klingons, and never will. He can never forgive them for the death of his boy.

[Antonio_Bay]

http://www.agonyboothmedia.com/images/articles/Star_Trek__Insurrection/cast_worf.jpg

Bruno Ranieri feels aggressive tendencies.

[Antonio_Bay]

Bruno Ranieri is from Iowa. He only works in outer space.

[Antonio_Bay]

Bruno Ranieri knows if he *did* do *that*, he'd never sit in the captain's chair again.

[TomHarrington]

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/4782/helpmebruno.jpg
"Help me, Bruno Ranieri; you're my only hope."

[Antonio_Bay]

Bruno Ranieri has always known he'll die alone.

http://www.millionaireplayboy.com/mpb/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/good_trekv_03.jpg

[Antonio_Bay]

Bruno Ranieri wants his damn torpedo.

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/startrek/images/thumb/5/5f/Kirk2293.jpg/98px-Kirk2293.jpg

[Antonio_Bay]

Bruno Ranieri's face is as smooth as an android's bottom.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1308/908113099_204d739f45.jpg

[Antonio_Bay]

Bruno Ranieri often likes to cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Qi_l_pmRm0g/SSqygMCOOhI/AAAAAAAAAew/po6IXky8Hhg/s400/General+Chang+Hears+the+Chimes.png

[JK]

http://networksecurityip.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/spock1.jpg

Bruno Ranieri has been and always shall be your friend.

[JK]

http://kcinvestmentproperty.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/tribbles.jpg

Oh, the trouble with Brunos...

[Antonio_Bay]

Bruno Ranieri would like to apologise for all his Trek posts. He got carried away.

[JK]

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/090504/Uhura-krik-kiss_l.jpg

Bruno Ranieri is above and beyond racial dogma...

[JK]

Bruno Ranieri would like to apologise for all his Trek posts. He got carried away.

Bruno Ranieri says to never apologize.

[JK]

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/1/12/Horta.jpg

Bruno Ranieri would never mind meld with an angry lump of sausage and cheese pizza...

[Antonio_Bay]

Bruno Ranieri thinks Worf's forehead looks like a vagina.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/io9/2009/03/startrekfg.jpg

[JK]

Bruno Ranieri wishes he hadn't have worn the red shirt that day...

http://blog.tmcnet.com/blog/tom-keating/images/star-trek-obsession-redshirt-dead.jpg

[TomHarrington]

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/1/newbruno.jpg
"I'm the new Bruno Ranieri!"

[Antonio_Bay]

Bruno Ranieri just loves scanning for life forms.

http://img.youtube.com/vi/dWBmaKk32fE/0.jpg




Lifeforms.



You tiny little lifeforms.



You precious little lifeforms.









Where are you?

[TomHarrington]

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/5861/kenobi.jpg
Bruno Ranieri betrayed and murdered your father.

[BOP TILL U DROP]

If Bruno Ranieri could be turned, he would be a powerful ally.

[freetoaster]

Bruni Ranieri eats smoked goad and likes it.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/125/322533471_d986e8bd1b.jpg?v=1166136482

[phit_demon]

"The son of Ranieri must not become a Jedi."

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/Picture1-36.png

[JK]

Bruno Ranieri's hubris will be his undoing.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3187/2342252336_7c2dc74382.jpg

[Omaru]

Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Bruno Ranieri.

[Sharp-O]

Bruno Ranieri is the bastard love child of the chins of Chuck Norris and Bruce Campbell.

[JK]

I would have said "taints".

[Sharp-O]

I would have said "taints".

Bruno Ranieri would agree :p

[JK]

http://www.twu.ca/academics/science/biology/travel-studies/red-fern-275-206.jpg

Bruno Ranieri knows where the red fern grows.

[JK]

http://imagecache5.art.com/p/LRG/26/2676/M3CUD00Z/robert-franz-grey-wolf-howling-canis-lupus.jpg

Bruno Ranieri heard the call of the wild.

[JK]

http://kelseybrongo.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/rye.161165511_std.jpg

Bruno Ranieri caught an STD out in the rye...

[JK]

http://blog.allanellenberger.com/wp-content/uploads/brokeback-mountain2.jpg

Bruno Ranieri can't quit you...

[JK]

Fast attack submarines go out with one hundred and one crew members...

They come back with 50 couples and one bitch.

http://blogs.suntimes.com/foreignc/assets_c/2011/04/das_boot_need_bigger_boat-thumb-425x282-33633.jpg

Bruno Ranieri is that bitch.

[JK]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/186/425606918_749804d755.jpg

Bruno Ranieri got the equation wrong...

[JK]

http://www.iamspencer.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/Fergie%20Pees%20Her%20Pants.jpg

Bruno Ranieri laughs at your lack of bladder control.

[JK]

http://www.zuguide.com/image/Ned-Beatty-Deliverance.7.jpg

Bruno Ranieri thinks you gotta purrty mouth...

[JK]

http://prettyboring.com/files/images/dumbass_burt_reynolds_dumb_ass.jpg

Bruno Ranieri stole your pants.





'Cause that's how he rolls.

[JK]

http://wallpaper.narak.com/albums/userpics/10001/normal_Deep_Space_1.jpg

Bruno Ranieri feels as if he's posting in a vacuum.

[JK]

http://alltopmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/arnold-schwarzenegger-kindergarten-cop.jpg

Bruno Ranieri does not believe you when you say boys have penises and girls have vaginas...

[freetoaster]

Kung Pao is Bruno Ranieri's middle name.

http://www.nanchang.se/culture/food/chinese_food.jpg

[By-tor]

Bruno Ranieri just shat his pants reading the last few pages of awesome posts.

[VogonPoet]

Bruno Ranieri doesn't like chex mix.

[By-tor]

Bruno Ranieri loves beef jerky from the Stuckeys.

[JK]

Fast attack submarines go out with one hundred and one crew members...

They come back with 50 couples and one bitch.

http://www.notadinnerparty.com/blogs/media/blogs/b/2008/Das_Boot.gif

Bruno Ranieri is that bitch.

Bruno Ranieri can't stop giggling at himself for this one.



Guess it's a Navy thing :p

[JK]

http://www.altfg.com/Stars/c/casablanca-bogart-wilson.jpg

Bruno Ranieri wants you to play it. You know which one, damn it.

[JK]

http://iamshallow.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/superman.jpg

Bruno Ranieri can see your panties. And he likes them. A lot.

[JK]

http://cdn.sexycostumediscounters.com/csc_inc/images/items/343x432/R16907.jpg

Bruno Renieri just had sex with you. Six times. Seven times. Eight times...

[JK]

http://home.earthlink.net/%7Egrotesqueanatomy/covers/amazingspiderman503.jpg

Bruno Ranieri assures you that it's just webbing. Yeah... just webbing.

Now keep talking...

[JK]

http://inlinethumb03.webshots.com/31042/2856933940100752951S425x425Q85.jpg

Bruno Ranieri... not a fan of flying.

[JK]

http://www.blogtourusa.com/wp-content/fly.gif

Bruno Ranieri is in your teleporter, mucking up your DNA.

[JK]

http://2log.biz/img/upload/2009/Jul/proginsuroo7.jpg

Bruno Ranieri wants to give you a clothing discount... 100% off.

[JK]

http://www.ugo.com/movies/all-star-slashers/images/pinhead.jpg

Bruno Ranieri wants to know if you can help him with his locker combination. And maybe a jigsaw puzzle...

[JK]

http://arizona.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/brainbug.jpg

Bruno Ranieri knows what his face looks like, thank you.

[JK]

http://blogs.forrester.com/.a/6a00d8341c50bf53ef011571184cd6970c-500wi

Bruno Ranieri has been mucking with the G.

[Sharp-O]

http://stuntgoat.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/sean_connery.jpg

Bruno Ranieri should've mailed it to the Marx Brothers

[JK]

http://www.ridelust.com/wp-content/uploads/mola-ram.jpg

Bruno Ranieri cordially invites you to a BBQ.

[JK]

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/709/709898/last-crusade-grail_1148452486-000.jpg

Bruno Ranieri would like to propose a toast... to wisdom and long life.

[JK]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ms-N4xKPt4I/SqWMTGp1lII/AAAAAAAAAIo/K4BgdoZ3lr0/S1600-R/293_lady_gaga_022609.jpg

Bruno Ranieri swears it's just some Mentos...

[JK]

http://www.moviesoddity.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/the-crying-game.jpg

Bruno Ranieri likes cherry cola... C-O-L-A... cooalaah...

[JK]

Bruno Ranieri can't stop amusing himself.

http://venzandanz.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/jergens.jpg

[VogonPoet]

All Bruno Ranieri's base are belong to us.

[TomHarrington]

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/3070/gleason.jpg
Bruno Ranieri's been watching you. And he knows you've been watching him...

[JK]

http://coltmonday.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/topgun2.jpg

Bruno Ranieri would love it if you were in his pipe, five by five.

[TomHarrington]

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/9830/brunoran.jpg
Bruno Ranieri should eat more fresh fruit! [facial tic]

[TomHarrington]

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/7173/brunoranieriphonehome.jpg
Bruno phone home.

[TomHarrington]

http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/4458/sleepswithfish.jpg
Bruno Ranieri sleeps with the fishes.

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Bruno Ranieri just told Bop's boyfriend to grow a pair and let them drop.

[JK]

http://blog.newsok.com/staticblog/files/2009/06/oscar4.jpg

Bruno Ranieri could have been a contender.

[Sharp-O]

Bruno Ranieri pronounces 'twat' as 'twot' because he's American

[TheHangingBrain]

Bruno Ranieri pronounces 'twat' as 'twot' because he's American

Bruno Ranieri is not defined nor contained by boundaries of any kind.

[Cuclean]

Bruno Ranieri...



you have won...





nothing.


http://www.ibiblio.org/samneill/pictures/omen3/305takehim2.jpg

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Bruno Ranieri wants to shoot you so bad, his d*ck is hard!
http://www.jollygoodshow.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/newjackcity.jpg

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Bruno Ranieri is no Spock Sucker.
http://i916.photobucket.com/albums/ad3/Bop_it/FanB_DF-024912m2.jpg

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Bruno Ranieri loves when you bring your whole crew. It's just a bigger piece of cake for him to chew a hole through.
http://chewdafact.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/dmx.jpg

[BOP TILL U DROP]

If Bruno Ranieri is your Turbo Lover, you'd better run for cover.

If Bytor is your Turbo Lover, you'll need a hysterectomy.

[VogonPoet]

Bruno Ranieri can't be taken apart OR DISASSEMBLED!

http://stoneywageslave.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/broodwich.jpg

[JK]

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/04/23/jessica-rabbit-1.jpg

Bruno Ranieri isn't bad. He's just drawn that way. Obviously. Because he's a dude. Not a chick. But he wouldn't mind having a rack like that.

[JK]

http://starling.rinet.ru/music/sleeves/zap_who.jpg
Bruno Ranieri won't be fooled again.

[JK]

http://musicsnobbery.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/17/smells_like_teen_spirit.jpg

Bruno Ranieri smells like Kurt.

[VogonPoet]

Bruno Ranieri is coming to dinner, bitches!
http://ayitim.com/photos/Sydney%20poitier1.jpg

[phit_demon]

"Game over Ran! Game over!"

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/BillPaxton.jpg

[JK]

http://unambig.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/hal-9000.jpg

Bruno, Bruno, Give me your answer, do
I'm half crazy all for the love for you

[TheHangingBrain]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a115/outkhazted/apocalypse-brando2.jpg

"I've seen Bruno Ranieri... Bruno Ranieri that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what Bruno Ranieri means. Bruno Ranieri... Bruno Ranieri has a face... and you must make a friend of Bruno Ranieri. Bruno Ranieri and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies!"

[TomHarrington]

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/1514/vegai.jpg
My name is Bruno. I live on the second floor...

[JK]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_y8zbmmkTPXc/SpHpJqz_xOI/AAAAAAAABA8/zqI4iXIAE9Q/s400/u2bono_7.jpg

Bruno is the record.



Ten points if you get it :p ;)

[TomHarrington]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/641/brunodoesntgetit.jpg
Bruno Ranieri doesn't get it.

[TomHarrington]

http://www.zuguide.com/image/Tommy-Lee-Jones-The-Fugitive.1.jpg
Alright, listen up, people. Our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Dr. Bruno Ranieri. Go get him.

[VogonPoet]

Bruno Ranieri remembers when South Park was funny.
http://tehresistance.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/mecha3.jpg

[Cuclean]

Bruno Ranieri remembers when South Park was funny.


Fuck you VogonPoet! Fuck you dolphin! ;)

http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/user/4/4536-153534-SouthParkDolphinSlaughterjpg-620x.jpg

[TheHangingBrain]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a115/outkhazted/2.jpg

Come to Bruno Ranieri.

[TomHarrington]

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/7488/lookl.jpg
"Look! Up in the sky!"
"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"It's Bruno Ranieri!"

[Antonio_Bay]

"Game over Ran! Game over!"

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/BillPaxton.jpg

http://www.dayofthedawn.com/thumbsup.jpg

Nice!

[TheHangingBrain]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a115/outkhazted/arts_bond-getty-gold_584.jpg

"Nooo, Mr Ranieri, I expect you to die!"

[VogonPoet]

Fuck you VogonPoet! Fuck you dolphin! ;)

http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/user/4/4536-153534-SouthParkDolphinSlaughterjpg-620x.jpg
How dare you!? After they tried to warn you and thanked you so kindly for all those fish.

[phit_demon]

http://www.dayofthedawn.com/thumbsup.jpg

Nice!

I knew you'd like it. ;)

[BOP TILL U DROP]

http://madonna.co.hu/images/roland/dalszovegek/EVITA/evita_film11.jpg
Don't cry for Bruno Ranieri! The truth is, he never left you.

[BOP TILL U DROP]

They had style, they had grace
Bruno Ranieri gave good face
Lauren, Katherine, Lana too
Bette Davis, we love you

Ladies with an attitude
Fellows that were in the mood
Don't just stand there, let's get to it
Strike a pose, there's nothing to it

Vogue... vogue...vogue...vogue
http://www.davidfeldmancomedy.com/archives/madonna%20vogue.JPG

[BOP TILL U DROP]

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/the_clash-gal.jpg
There ain't no asylum here
Bruno Ranieri he never lived round here

Straight to Hell, boys...go straight to Hell, boys
Go straight to Hell, boys...go straight to Hell, boys

[VogonPoet]

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/the_clash-gal.jpg
There ain't no asylum here
Bruno Ranieri he never lived round here

Straight to Hell, boys...go straight to Hell, boys
Go straight to Hell, boys...go straight to Hell, boys
Bruno Ranieri is the only band that matters.

[Shäne]

If you look at his Myspace you'll see Bruno Ranieri has one rockin' mullet.

[JK]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/127/344976108_b2d522c0f3.jpg?v=0

Bruno Ranieri Farm Raised Mullets are fed a strict diet of Coors Light and beef jerky and are rubbed down daily with 100% pure KFC grease.

[JK]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_76xUgRgjZYM/RyZxkBr7_EI/AAAAAAAACRE/di7eoA7UMJc/s400/toothless.jpg

Bruno Ranieri laughs at your dental plan.

[TomHarrington]

http://saysomethingfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/elephant-man.jpg
Bruno Ranieri has a great personality.

[TomHarrington]

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1858/brunorani.jpg
Bruno Ranieri's got nowhere else to go.

[TomHarrington]

http://merovee.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/charlesmanson.jpg
I'm not your executioner. I'm not your devil and I'm not your God. I'm Bruno Ranieri.

[TomHarrington]

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2352/brunosurf.jpg
Bruno don't surf.

[JK]

http://www.imfdb.org/images/8/8f/ApnowM79-1.jpg

Bruno Ranieri's on the wire... so bust him!

[TomHarrington]

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/4178/acidbruno.jpg
Hey, you know that last tab of acid Bruno was saving? He dropped it.

[JK]

http://www.moviemantz.com/review_shots/apocalypse3.jpg

You can't land on Bruno Ranieri with fractions, man!

[JK]

http://www.city-data.com/forum/image.php?u=103472&dateline=1215545754&type=profile

Bruno Ranieri knows the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man.



He lives next door to him on Drury Lane.

[JK]

http://forum.ecoustics.com/bbs/messages/289508/547560.jpg

Coffee makes Bruno Ranieri nervous when he drinks it. Mmm-mm.

[JK]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_72jVgfQIBks/SCT5541FpGI/AAAAAAAAAPE/7bR9vOl_MzQ/s400/armageddon-2.jpg

Bruno Ranieri knows this is not to scale, so don't laugh.

[Sharp-O]

Bruno Ranieri finds the prospect of dressing up as Death at an old folks home a little bit amusing.

Bruno Ranieri knows it's wrong but he'd giggle if he saw it.

[JK]

http://pics.hollywoodrag.com/uploads2/joker.jpg

Bruno Ranieri's only laughing on the outside.
His smile is just skin deep.
If you could see inside, Bruno Ranieri's really crying.
You might join him for a weep.

[JK]

http://www.innocentbystander.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/unterbheit.gif

Bruno Ranieri will interrupt a delicate game of cat and also cat by yelling "King me!" just because someone bitched up his face.

[JK]

http://www.jaunted.com/files/2909/orangutan.jpg

Bruno Ranieri will break you.

[TomHarrington]

http://sixcharacters.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/bumble.jpg
Brunos bounce!

[TomHarrington]

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/2964/nixonm.jpg
Bruno Ranieri is not a crook.

[JK]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/archive/e/ea/20090804095634%21William_Henry_Harrison.jpg

Bruno Ranieri is really looking forward to a second term.

Oh, wait...

[Aaron]

Bruno Ranieri wishes his name was Fred

[JK]

http://www.sundaybrunchdress.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/rightsaidfred.jpg

Fred said "Right on, Bruno."

[Aaron]

Better Fred than dead

[Sharp-O]

Better Bruno than Juno..... wait, what? :confused:

[TomHarrington]

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/7803/balksg.jpg
If God and the Devil were playing football, Bruno Ranieri would be the stadium they played in.

[TomHarrington]

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/9775/priceisright.jpg
Bruno Ranieri, come on down!

[TomHarrington]

http://soundofscience.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/jfk.jpg
Ich bein ein Ranieri.

[TheHangingBrain]

http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/2009/01/14/mcgoohan_prisoner.jpg

"Bruno Ranieri is not a number, he is a free man!"