What movie would Jesus would watch?

[GoreFollower]

If you ask me. The messiah would watch crappy movies like "pay it forward", "Grace of God," "Stop or my Mom will shoot," etc. But he would definetly watch the Evil Dead Series.
http://www.bruce-campbell.com/images/filmography/evil-dead-02-05.jpg

"Laugh and Grow Fat"- Fatman - Metal Gear Solid 2 /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[psychofiend]

I bet the lord liked the movie Oh, God! with John Denver.
http://image.allmusic.com/00/adg/cov150/DRT100/T182/t18213cuxn3.jpg

[code6enterprises]

He would watch Dogme and then start talking like Jay.

[karmattack]

"God, please help me get over this Leukemia."

"SNOOGE TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN' NOOOOOOOOOOGE!!"

[ratm1966]

I think he would watch the "Prophecy" series with Christopher Walken. When he was done, he would say, "Damn, that Walken is one bad M/F."

[ELPARKINO]

WWJW? jesus would watch...lotsa hot porn! jesus loves the porn!

[Denyse]

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jesus loves the porn

[/ QUOTE ] That's just wrong on so many levels...

[ELPARKINO]

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[towelie99]

Interesting choices all, to say the least.

Monty Python's Life of Brian. Don't think I have to explain why. The scene where Brian falls down carrying the cross, and the Romans yell at him to get up, and he proclaims, "Whaddya gonna do, crucify me?" (not exact, I know). Priceless.

[code6enterprises]

I forgot about that. I should have put that down.

[DangerSeeker]

I can see him wiping a tear from his cheeck, saying "It's funny 'cause it's true!"

[Psyche]

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But he would definetly watch the Evil Dead Series.

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i can so see him walking around saying 'this is my BOOMSTICK' =D

[35mmCritic]

I think JC would watch sports flicks. I just have a hunch he'd dig 8 Men Out and 61 and Bull Durham and flicks like that. I don't know why, just a hunch.

[jessicaleigh]

I agree, Christopher Walken is one bad-ass archangel, he is one of my favorite actors in the world and God would definately watch the Prophecy Series /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[jessicaleigh]

He would prob watch "Child of Darkness, Child of light" and laugh about how much it sucked...i dunno if u guys ever saw that movie but it was low-quality but still kinda cool

[Omaru]

think jesus would probably fall asleep through city of angels til towards the end just like me, then gain interest and find it sad when meg died and be reduced to tears just like I did...n't. DIDN'T!!!!