So I went to the Playboy Mansion tonight...

[Ryall]

...and it was as good as the last time! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

I plan to talk about this at some point, and about meeting Jeffrey Katzenberg earlier in the day (look at my name-droppin' ass!) but now there's too much to do before leaving for the comic con, so it'll have to wait. Just wanted to mention. Among the big notables at the mansion tonight were Joe E. Tata ("Nat" from 90210) and Kato Kaelin. And a bunch of playmates, athletes and other celebs, but those two people made my night.

[Denyse]

Kato Kaelin made your night??? We really gotta get you out of the house more... /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

See you in SD! Have several shirts ready for me...I've been taking orders!

[TomHarrington]

It's good to be the king, eh?

Well I worked tonight, at a job I hate, came home and cleaned the litter box. Then I spent some time talking with my wife and watched some TV. Now I'm wasting time on the internet, reading about one of your many visits to Heff's place, where you were rubbing elbows (or whatever) with the bold and the beautiful.

But there is no envy in my tone, no jealously to taint my words. Hearing about your adventures to fascinating places that I'll never see, or your encounters with interesting people of celebrity, leaves me un-phased.

I don't, at this very moment, look back on my thirty-three years of life as a series of missed opportunities and wasted moments. No, not at all. Silly of you to think so, really. Sure, I could've studied more in school. I could've done something to make more of my life. I know that. Don't you think I know that?

Maybe I chose this life by choice. That didn't occur to you, did it? Maybe I didn't want to work with fun, creative people. Maybe the dull, blunt, aching pain of my drab and joyless existence isn't for you. Or most people. Hey, whatever fluffs your pillow, Mr. "I got a personal tour of the Dream Works campus."

You lucky dog.

[Razorback]

Kato is still around there?

The last time I was at the Playboy Mansion...

RB

[karmattack]

Is it a little Twilight Zone being around that many cookie-cutter women?

[psychofiend]

I thought they were made of plastic, a cookie cutter is metal. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[brycejmcewen]

How's your neck? I would have whiplash from not knowing where to look all night and constantly whipping my head around to check out the scenery.

[DangerSeeker]

I went to the Leg Show mansion once. Actually, I think it was a Dave & Busters. And the Leg Show people were asked to leave.