Jason Mewes AKA Jay

[gannaDOjay]

Jay is the hottie of all hotties. I would so like to make out with him. ( Look at my sn) I think that any girl who gets to play with his toung is one lucky *itch /forums/images/icons/cool.gif

[code6enterprises]

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I would so like to make out with him.

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So you're gay.

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Look at my sn

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What's an sn?

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I think that any girl who gets to play with his toung is one lucky *itch

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What's a *itch? Is it like a special itch that never goes away or something.

[Zens_7s]

I heard from a friend, of a friend, of a friend that Jay is patiently waiting for your call.

Operators are standing by.... <font color="red"> CALL NOW! </font color>(555) 867-5309, press 1 then 6, then 4, 2, 7, 8, 9, 4.5 and lastly 8. At the tone, ask for Jenny in the Code6 Enterprises Office. She will connect you to Jay.

[code6enterprises]

Hey, that was mean. I'm gonna go sit in the corner of my dank and empty room and cry now.

[Zens_7s]

Oh quit yer' cryin'. One more peep out of you, and I will pass out the home phone number for you and your roommate Tommy Tutone.

[code6enterprises]

I don't know why I ever had a crush on you back in middle school.

{Runs over and rips all his pictures of Zens_7s avatars off his walls, of course, this takes a long time}

[psychofiend]

Ok, so we have crushes and crushes which are no longer, umm... call Jerry Springer, I wanna see you guys fight. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[DangerSeeker]

I can imagine the spinning bird's eye view of code6 lying on the bed, staring at the ceiling, and crying, ripped avatars and socks scattered all over the room.

When life sends these little tests your way, clean your room.

[Monkeyforahead]

I made out with Jay once upon a time. I was sleeping at the time, but I guess it counts. Then he bit out my tongue and put a rubber glove on my head. I think he pee'd his pants as well, but it could have been mine. It was very degrating......

memories.

[Zens_7s]

Oh Code6...said in syrupy sweet morning after the big fight voice I didn't mean a word I said. I suppose I will have to change my avatar again, because you tore down all the others. Sniff, Sniff

[Omaru]

u can leave that one on for now, its kinda sexy. unless ur next one will be equally as busom.

[Zens_7s]

I have a thing for big-breasted woman avatars. I will leave it on there just for you Omaru.

[brycejmcewen]

I think Jay likes boys. He told Silent Bob that he would suck his dick. Sure, he took it back only seconds later, but he put it out there, and behind every joke is some truth. Also, that nice black angel told Silent Bob that Jay masterbates while thinking about men. So I hope you are a man, and a flaming homosexual.

[GoreFollower]

He will probably make out with anyone since he is always on heroin! He has been arrested numerous times for heroin/drugs possession and just got put on probation. The guy would probably screw a sheep just like that animal f*cker did in JASB Strike Back.

[psychofiend]

I thought he was just a pothead...

[karmattack]

Nah, see...if you've seen An Evening With Kevin Smith, there's a part where an audience member says she heard Jay got caught with heroin the previous Monday and she hoped it wasn't true. Kevin and Jay simultaneously blurt "On Monday?" There's a reason.
Honestly, I'll drop the humor. Rumor has it Jay Mewes is having trouble kicking a heroin addiction. They talk about it a little on the View Askew website. He was letting an HBO film crew follow him around for a documentary on his affliction and since backed out. Now they're suing, bla, bla, bla.
Let's all pull together and hope for our D-O-Double-G's recovery.

[code6enterprises]

I think that that girl Psyche is gone for good, you could take her avatar.

[brycejmcewen]

Why is she gone for good?

[code6enterprises]

She hasn't responded in a while.

[Zens_7s]

Nah - I think I am a little old for her avatar. Doesn't fit me.

[code6enterprises]

FINE! DON'T USE IT!

[Zens_7s]

Fine! I won't then! So there! Suggest something better and I might use that instead!

I freakin' love exclaimation points! Love them! The world needs more of them!!!

[code6enterprises]

Well, my avatar just went dead so I need to find a new one, too. I'm thinking of going for a Seinfeld picture.

[Zens_7s]

Hmmmm...that may be nice. Soup Nazi?

[code6enterprises]

I had this cool one where all four of them were all shocked and looking at the camera but I went with...well just look.

[Zens_7s]

Who is that?

[Zens_7s]

Never mind, guy from Scrubs. Damn - that is a fine lookin man. You should leave that on there for my entertainment.

[code6enterprises]

Well, enjoy yourself.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Jay is a hottie!i would do him n e day or ne time!i think he rocks and needs 2 be in a whole load of more movies!i think he is funny and jus' plain out rulez!n e body who don't like him realy suck! <font color="purple"> </font color>

[psychofiend]

I hope Psyche isn't gone, that would make me sad. /forums/images/icons/frown.gif

[code6enterprises]

How would you know that he rocks? You have probably only seen him in one movie. And even if you have seen the other Kevin Smith movies, then you have only seen him play one character.

[Dave]

"BEAUTIFUL INDIVIDUAL THAT CAUSES HARDONS!
"

Best Sig i've seen yet

[Zens_7s]

It is nice to see the youth of America has high self-esteem.

[All4HouseParty4]

who's gay? /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif

[Erin_Hates_You]

Did anyone have a hard time understanding this idiot? This person deserves to be shot for being so [censored] illiterate.

[Matthew]

Once upon a time there was this pot who criticized this kettle....

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Well, I hate pretty much everything, and like, I love drugs and alcohol.

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[Erin_Hates_You]

And? That doesn't make me an illiterate moron. I was just joking about that.

[Matthew]

I was refering to the word "idiot", but nice try.

[Erin_Hates_You]

Why are you attacking me? I wasn't even talking to you.

[Mighty_Wingman]

Aww, woe is you. Woe...is...you.

You poor, poor thing. All alone in a world you never made.

[Erin_Hates_You]

Umm, o..k..

[marksiwel]

he posted like 2 years ago. Also you dont get to jump on the "Look how stupid some people are" Band Wagon. You are just as bad as that poster.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">You make me want to LaLa!</font color>

[DangerSeeker]

Illeterate? You know there was a script to each of those movies, and he had to not only read but memorize each one.