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GoreFollower
07-14-2003, 07:19 PM
I tell you what changed the world that was disgusting. TUB GIRL! and the Evil Dead Series! http://www.tubgirl.com

psychofiend
07-14-2003, 07:30 PM
I think everyone know what scene in Van wilder I think of when I say disgusting things that changed the world.

http://www.bakecrafters.com/images/products/donuts.jpg

code6enterprises
07-14-2003, 07:49 PM
That was nasty.

Omaru
07-14-2003, 08:38 PM
I saw that picture ages ago, and somehow despite it being as bad as it is, I've seen worse

ratm1966
07-14-2003, 09:29 PM
The most disgusting thing that changed the world was the team of Clinton/Gore, and of course, any dumb SOB that follows them.

GOP

Zens_7s
07-14-2003, 09:44 PM
I was thinking...if he does follow around Al Gore, how boring life would be...

8AM: Take credit for inventing the internet.
9AM: Call Bill and thank him for screwing up my chances
10AM: Sit in chair for two hours and listen to self breathe
12PM: Eat healthy lunch of water and crackers.
1PM: Don't go swimming yet
2PM: Safe to go swimming
2:02PM: Tipper got into pool in bikini. Got so scared had to go inside and lie down
3PM: Think of nasty things to say about republicans, obscene lyrics, and other things that will make me look less boring
4PM: Put another 2lbs of LA Looks Gel into hair for that Just Shellacked look
5PM: Rewatch Saturday Night Live appearance for the 300th time
6:30: Wash, Rinse, Repeat
7:00: Head to bed and kick self for not taking advantage of the interns while there still was time

jjcourtright
07-15-2003, 01:45 PM
There are few things funnier than Al Gore sitting in the "president's" desk on the set of The West Wing. "Get me PUTIN. Get ME Putin."

brycejmcewen
07-15-2003, 01:50 PM
That was really hilarious. Was that when he hosted SNL?

GoreFollower
07-15-2003, 09:37 PM
This topic was mean't for the Disgusting Things that Changed the World!! Not a f*cking robot that stalked the hallways of the white house for 8 years. Your all a bunch of a$$holes you know that!

Love,
Me

Zens_7s
07-15-2003, 10:09 PM
Nope - we don't know that. However, we sure do know that you are one!

Kiss-Kiss, Love-Love,
Moi

35mmCritic
07-15-2003, 10:21 PM
The one thing that pops into my mind when I think "digusting" "changed the world" is Jabba the Hutt. Or George Lucas. Ohhhh it's not like he reads this crap anyway, don't look at me like that.

Zens_7s
07-15-2003, 10:23 PM
"Divine" from the John Waters movies.

code6enterprises
07-15-2003, 11:15 PM
Oh, the GoreFollower is sticking up for him.

karmattack
07-16-2003, 08:40 AM
T-bagging as long as we're talking about John Waters. That's changed my life a time or two [wipes forehead], damnit.

psychofiend
07-16-2003, 10:04 AM
Let's just leave the John Waters discussion as he is a sick man, who is also halarious.

brycejmcewen
07-16-2003, 12:32 PM
I've found that in cases of t-baggings, most often the person who does the t-bagging is remembered, and not the person who got t-bagged. It seems to me that it should be the other way around.

jjcourtright
07-16-2003, 01:17 PM
Is there a better named sex(?) act?

brycejmcewen
07-16-2003, 01:24 PM
I don't think so, but I am questioning whether it actually is a sex act.

karmattack
07-16-2003, 01:25 PM
I have a friend,Mike, who puked all over the bathroom and hallway of another friend, Ryan's, cabin. Ryan and I cleaned up the whole mess barehanded and steamed about it for a couple hours while Mike was passed out with his eyes open. We had to have someone by his side the whole night and it was a major drag on an otherwise great weekend. So, we got out the video camera, Ryan dipped his nads perfectly over the bridge of Mike's nose. Then when he woke up, we announced a special gift for him at the party and showed the tape. Trust me, the victim is remembered.
You all might be going to hell, but I'm driving the bus.

jjcourtright
07-16-2003, 01:46 PM
Oh, I certainly question whether it is a sex act. Hence the sex(?).

brycejmcewen
07-16-2003, 01:48 PM
I realized that you were questioning, I was sort of agreeing/emphasizing the point. I'm trying to think of a case when it would be a sex act, but that is causing me to go cross-eyed. Thinking about T-bagging too much can do that to a person.

psychofiend
07-16-2003, 02:34 PM
All, kidding aside what is this T-Bagging??

karmattack
07-16-2003, 02:40 PM
hint: the "t" is short for "testicle"

brycejmcewen
07-16-2003, 02:41 PM
When somebody passes out drunk, an alternative to (or in addition to) drawing dicks and offencive things on the persons face is t-bagging. T-bagging consists in laying the drunk person on his back, dropping your pants, and putting your testicles in their mouth or on their face. It gets the name, because dropping your testicles in this mouth resembles dropping a tea bag in a cup.

If anybody has a better explanation, please provide it.

psychofiend
07-16-2003, 02:46 PM
Jesus God!! Only John Waters could think of that kind of sick [censored].

brycejmcewen
07-16-2003, 02:50 PM
I didn't say it was pretty. I suggest trying to avoid it also.

psychofiend
07-16-2003, 02:53 PM
IF I woke up with someone's bollucks in my mouth he would leave castrized.

karmattack
07-16-2003, 02:56 PM
Generally, you just wake up with a picture and a queer taste in your mouth.

psychofiend
07-16-2003, 03:36 PM
that's why i don't drink

jjcourtright
07-16-2003, 03:45 PM
The fear of being t-bagged really should not keep you from drinking!

psychofiend
07-16-2003, 03:50 PM
the fear of getting roofies in my drink is another good reason, just water for me at the party, thanks!!

jjcourtright
07-16-2003, 03:54 PM
What if you get roofies in your water? And besides, it is usually guys slipping roofies in girl's drinks. I am pretty sure that there aren't guys lining up to take you to bed after you pass out.

karmattack
07-16-2003, 03:56 PM
Make the next post count Psycho! It's your lucky number!!

DangerSeeker
07-16-2003, 04:15 PM
See, I just took the time to build up a tolerance to roofies, mickeys, beer, schnapps, whiskey, and fire ants.

karmattack
07-16-2003, 04:19 PM
That was a trick response! There is no such thing as a tolerance to Mickeys. I've gotten confrontational with that stuff on plenty of occasions and every single time, I ended up with two fists full of grass trying not to spin off the phucking earth!

jjcourtright
07-16-2003, 04:22 PM
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two fists full of grass

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karmattack
07-16-2003, 04:25 PM
I would like to see Bunsen and Beaker testing that theory.

psychofiend
07-16-2003, 07:30 PM
I am now past the 666 mark, I officially have no life.

ratm1966
07-16-2003, 08:17 PM
Okay, I would like to apologize to GoreFollower. Until I saw his post explaining his nickname, I thought he was a follower of Al Gore. So, I will stop doggin' you out over your nick. Besides, anyone who berates Gore like that can't be all bad.

code6enterprises
07-16-2003, 08:56 PM
I'll still burn him on it though.