If you could wiggle your nose and be transported anywhere of your choice

[SuzieQ]

Where would you choose to go?

I've always wanted to visit the Land of DairyQueen -- hike chocolate chunk mountain and finally, to portage through hot fudge and mocha-crisp Land-O-Lakes...

[JK]

Back to Naples, IT. This time I'd take more pictures.

[phit_demon]

Dallas...or the land of chocolate.

[Threadkiller]

I'd transport my head out of my butt.

[ratm1966]

Does inside Natalie Portman's panties count?

[JediScum]

Dude, that's Luke Skywalker's Mom.

[Aaron]

Does inside Natalie Portman's panties count?
Well, there goes my choice...

[phit_demon]

Does inside Natalie Portman's panties count?
I wish I'd thought of that.

http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/05/natalie_portman_nude.jpg

[Unsure]

I wish I'd thought of that.

http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/05/natalie_portman_nude.jpg

Thank YOU!

[By-tor]

The curve of her butt. Just, yummy. I'd like to go to Imaginationland. She'd be there looking just like that.

[YoullBe]

Well, there goes my choice...
i'm ok with taking a number

[ratm1966]

I wish I'd thought of that.

http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/05/natalie_portman_nude.jpg
I might have thought of it first, but you posted this pic. I think I just came in my pants.

[phit_demon]

Glad to be of, huh huh, service, huh huh.

[ratm1966]

This is now my newest favorite thread.

[Thinman]

After seeing that movie Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift... definitely Tokyo. So many gorgeous japanese girls! Yes, i know it's because that's their native country. It doesn't matter if i can't wiggle my nose and go back... I WOULDN'T WANT TO!
http://www.cinematical.com/media/2006/06/tokyodriftreview2.jpg

[marksiwel]

Could a Pop back real fast?
Because I would go to the Oval Office, nightcrawler style

[SickSean]

new zealand

[Aaron]

Lew Zealand
http://kattbox.net/photo/albums/userpics/10001/lew_zealand.jpg

[BOP TILL U DROP]

i have always wanted to go to narnia. i've been trying to get there for years, but now i'm too old. i also want to go back to the times when Jesus walked the earth. people argue about how he looks and his personality, and i just want to know how he really felt about being the Messiah.

[JK]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c22/h2opologuy05/FamilyGuy-Jesus.jpg

[dtcb]

Wiggling the nose. How about the chicken dance instead? Fantasy does not have to be dignified.

Yeah, the chicken dance and poof I'm in the middle of the signing of the declaration of independence....doing the "mah! mah!" chicken dance. And wearing something even more ridiculous then the clothes they wore back then. Possibly a pair of those cool and trendy retard droopy diaper jeans with the crotch down to the knees (oh and a wallet with a chain. yeah, to accessorize).

Ideally, I would like to pop back to some timeline with dinosaurs just to get a quick peek. Ideally in a tank so I would not get eaten half a second after arrival. Probably hard to do the chicken dance in a tank though......

alright, alright, if it was anywhere "now" I would want to go to the Seychelles. Never been there and people who have say it's like fantasy island without the creepy midget. Awesome. Thinman, I hope you make it to Tokyo. Make it your New Year's resolution because it is without a doubt one of the better party cities in the world. One visit to Asakusa or Kabukicho and you'll never want to leave. Tokyo is a kick ass city for wine, women and song (if you have the cash). I'm very fortunate to have a job that sends me there a couple of times a year. "Zany" is about the mildest term I can use for the experience.

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee242/dtcb1/CIMG2502b.jpg
A smooth talkin friend of my from Texas (not the guy in the middle) convinced these ladies to come out for a drink with us after work. they worked in a 'cosplay' shop and were passing out leaflets on the streets of Akihabara. Even with horrible japanese (mine's pretty much caveman level) everyone has a good time.

[Aaron]

MMMMMMmmmmm
There's something very tasty about Japaneese girls.
I can't figure out why, but I find SO many of them attractive.

[JK]

http://static.flickr.com/53/138197308_575f342db6.jpg

Indeed...

[Aaron]

Their willingness to wear costumes also helps :)

[ZBarclay]

They don't do "it" for me.
I did date a 1/4 Asian chick once though. She was only good at fractions.

[JK]

I dated a Spaniard once...


She was insane.

[ZBarclay]

I dated Ann Waters once.
She was a slut.

[Aaron]

I dated a Canadian once...

Don't ask

[Czaple]

I dated a Russian once...

Talk about a Red tide.

[dtcb]

i don't really care. everything does it for me. (within my species that is)

The only restrictions I place are on age:
nothing above 50 - until I'm 50
and nothing below 18 - until I'm 80

[BOP TILL U DROP]

i dated a white guy once... then an irish guy.... then a dominican....
they love eating things...............damn cannibals hahahahhaha
http://www.biglickclick.com/images/newtongue2.jpg

[Sheriff]

and nothing below 18 - until I'm 80

Bukowski's definition of beating death was sleeping with an 18 year old when he was 80. He died at 73 and his gravestone reads "Don't Try"

[ZBarclay]

Bukowski's definition of beating death was sleeping with an 18 year old when he was 80. He died at 73 and his gravestone reads "Don't Try"

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