I am going to throw a Phit!

[Zens7s]

Get out your party hats, ants in your pants, rants, can'ts and take off those party pants...

IT'S PHITZY's BIRTHDAY!

I went to go get you a Guinness, two firm melons, and a new record holder for your vinyls. Instead they shipped me this lady. I will try to return her but I can't find the box big enough.

Happy B-day babe - I get to give you a few birthday spankings in just a few months.

http://forum.kusadasi.biz/pictures/guinness-record.jpg

[BAMSS04]

Happy Birthday my friend. I can not wait until we can hang out.

-Brian-

[Spacemeat]

Happy birthday, broner.

http://home.sport.rr.com/mciaravino1/HappyBirthdayMan3.jpg

I can see you now, lying on that sofa, snoring your pretty little heart out. Aw dude, I'm gettin' all emotional here. DON'T LEAVE US!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I get like that sometimes... We'll have a Bulmers and a spliff before I've to get the plane.

Here's to the next glorious year and a half. Cheers.
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[Antonio_Bay]

Many happy returns, dude! :)

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5f/Bender.gif/230px-Bender.gif

[JK]

Happy Birthday!

[Dave]

happy birthday, hope you spent it drunk and nestled in boobies.

[By-tor]

Dude, wish I could be there to help celebrate. I can't wait for Thanksgiving. Until then, this should help keep you company...
http://www.hornyoyster.com/images/evangeline_lilly_rolling_stone_4.jpg

Happy B' Day, Bud!!!

[Razorback]

Happy Birthday, dude.

[freetoaster]

you got like warm water and a fork? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eiFMW_kD2A)

Happy B-Day phit.

[ratm1966]

Happy Birfday!!

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Happy Birthday, I suppose.

Though it's no fuckin' fair.

His birthday thread is up when the boards are running smoothly. Mine was up when it was all slow and no one wanted to post.

[phit_demon]

Thanks all. It kept it low key, just necked a few bottles of wine with firends. I'm ever so slightly freaked that I'm now in my "late twenties". Didn't I just finish school, like, 5 minutes ago?!

happy birthday, hope you spent it drunk and nestled in boobies.
It did just that. Sadly, the boobies were Cuclean's. *shudder*

His birthday thread is up when the boards are running smoothly. Mine was up when it was all slow and no one wanted to post.
Didn't you know? It's becuase of the overwhelming traffic to post on your B-Day thread that the site slowed down. ;)

[TLS]

Didn't you know? It's becuase of the overwhelming traffic to post on your B-Day thread that the site slowed down. ;)
Nice cover. :)

Happy birthday and stuff. Hope you had fun.

[DarthMaulRat]

Happy belated birthday. Man, I'm always slacking on the birthday posts. Although, yeah, its nice to have these boards running at full speed again. Those minute long loads (pause for the dirty thought) were getting to be a nuisance.

[Aaron]

It's your Birthday?
Who cares?
You're a fuckin' doosh anyway...

[BizarroPunisher]

Happy birthday. May your avatar continue to dance for a long, long time.

[phit_demon]

You're a fuckin' doosh anyway...
I suppose I had better clean all that sand out of you vagina then...

May your avatar continue to dance for a long, long time.
I think lil' R2 might be an x-head. ;)

[CherryRebel]

I think lil' R2 might be an x-head. ;)

You say that like it's a bad thing.. Happy belated Bday

[karmattack]

Happy Belated. Yes, yes.

[ozchick]

I'm horribly late, but happy birthday - hope you had a brilliant day!