the poopshoot crew [Archive] - FRED Entertainment

jayandbobrock

07-11-2003, 01:08 PM

if you want to join a crew here are somethings that if you dont like you should join the crew

1)leonardo decaprio
2)the guy jjcourtright
3)some other stuff well tell you if you join

something that you might want to like to join
1)jay and silent bob
2)the guy brian lynch
3)some other stuff well tell you if you join

if you reply to this even to say its gay your in the crew

Monkeyforahead

07-11-2003, 01:17 PM

I don't get it......

karmattack

07-11-2003, 01:27 PM

Damnit, man, now you're in the crew! Why did you reply? I just came in here to get you out Navy Seal-style. Don't get dragged down by this haggered lot.

...wait, I'm replying too. FUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE! Only I didn't say fudge. Now I'm a part of the crew!!

Fer-fecks-sake, Rygar, save us perfectly good poopshoot posters! AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

jayandbobrock

07-11-2003, 01:40 PM

thanks for replying until you get fired you in the crew dont worry it will be cool

psychofiend

07-11-2003, 01:48 PM

I don't want to join this goddamn newbie's group. Not because he is a newbie, but this group seems like the type which I try to keep away from.

Robbo_the_Hood

07-11-2003, 01:50 PM

Wait, is this that same cult following we had a couple of weeks back? I want to join and all, but the last one ended at the first sign of authoritative backlash.

All I ever wanted to be was a faceless drone in a plot bent on world domination, but they keep getting defeated by the lap-dogs of authority. COBRA, the Sleestax, the Southern Baptist Convention, the hippies, the Movementarians . . . they're all dead.

So, if you can promise me that you won't run the first time Ryall yells 'POOPSHOOT, HO!' then I'll be happy to join your little cult.

jayandbobrock

07-11-2003, 01:52 PM

ok thanks

jayandbobrock

07-11-2003, 01:53 PM

we need a name anybody? and anyone who replied is in it

Monkeyforahead

07-11-2003, 01:55 PM

I thought it was the Poopshoot Crew......

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psychofiend

07-11-2003, 01:57 PM

How about "we got roped in so don't make us drink that [censored] Kool-Aid!"

Ryall

07-11-2003, 02:01 PM

"So, if you can promise me that you won't run the first time Ryall yells 'POOPSHOOT, HO!' then I'll be happy to join your little cult."

I decided to go with my first invite, to join Leo DiCaprio's Pussy Posse, rather than this. Lots more ho's there.

jayandbobrock

07-11-2003, 02:03 PM

no thats not good plus i thought u werent going to be a part of this and who wants ryall to join

Robbo_the_Hood

07-11-2003, 02:05 PM

See, that's the guy! Right up there. Now if we could just find Serpentor, these guys could have a battle to the death.

jayandbobrock

07-11-2003, 02:09 PM

robbo the hood you,jessica and I run this so if you want ryall to join say yes if not to bad for him

karmattack

07-11-2003, 02:21 PM

I say Ryall/Rygar vs. Destro. We could get the Baroness and Lady Jane as cheerleaders.

Robbo_the_Hood

07-11-2003, 02:23 PM

Me? I help run it? Wow, I moved up from drone to Major Blood or even Starscream. I would have really just enjoyed being a Dreadnock or an Insecticon.

karmattack

07-11-2003, 02:30 PM

I'm Zartan no matter WHAT you guys say!

[walks into sunlight, turns green]

brycejmcewen

07-11-2003, 02:36 PM

Robbo, I'm impressed, in my experiences, it requires years of service to move up the ranks in cults. Personally, I do not have the time or patients to become an upper-ranking cult member. You have done in a matter of minutes what most men spend there lives doing, and for that I salute you.

jayandbobrock

07-11-2003, 02:38 PM

well he was really the only one who wanted to join the rest of you just replied and ended up in the cult.

Robbo_the_Hood

07-11-2003, 02:42 PM

Yeah, it's that whole subversion-mind controll. I work my way up to second in command, and then take over the system from the inside. Then I can take over the world using the leaders recourses.

Just don't tell anyone.

brycejmcewen

07-11-2003, 02:56 PM

Your secret is safe with me, Oh fearless leader!

Robbo_the_Hood

07-11-2003, 03:03 PM

Oh, you're so in on the ground floor.

karmattack

07-11-2003, 03:07 PM

OH, OH, say something about Zartan! Pleeaaaaaaase?

Robbo_the_Hood

07-11-2003, 03:10 PM

Dude, I know your game. You're wanting to subvert my subversion. After I've lulled the leader into comfort and disposed of him, you will lead the uprising to replace the old leader.

Therefore, you must be disposed of as well. Remember, Zartan and the other Dreadnocks weren't really a part of Cobra, just mercinaries for hire. That's a bigger threat.

And if you want to be Zartan, I just have to ask one question: how do you feel about your sister nailing that GI JOE computer geek? What's his name, Mainframe?

karmattack

07-11-2003, 03:19 PM

Zarana? I think she's a punkass and mom always liked her better. Quick Kick should have beat her down when he had the chance. I would have looked the other way.

And about nailing my plot... I mean, guessing my plot... I mean...
you're wrong. I'm at your service.

Best quote from G.I. Joe: The Movie [involving Zarana] is when Thrasher sees her coming out of the water as she's changing and he says "Zarana, I didn't know it was you!" because it comes out "Zaraaaaaana, Oi deedn't knaow-it-washYOOOOOOOU."

jjcourtright

07-11-2003, 04:11 PM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
if you want to join a crew here are somethings that if you dont like you should join the crew

1)leonardo decaprio
2)the guy jjcourtright
3)some other stuff well tell you if you join

[/ QUOTE ] Why does this guy hate me so much? Did I take the jam out of his donut? I got this in my mailbox today: <blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
your a dick you know that.

[/ QUOTE ] How about:"You're a dick. Do you know that?" There are few things I hate worse than unintelligent bashing: Good Charlotte and Kirstie Alley come to mind.

psychofiend

07-11-2003, 04:13 PM

Ya know I'll only join if we do some choreography that way we can do the can-can into the moviepoopshoot offices and give Ryall a huge hug!

TomHarrington

07-11-2003, 04:27 PM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
2)the guy brian lynch

[/ QUOTE ]

You're a fan of Brian Lynch? I'm sure he'll be tickled. You should call yourselves "The Lynch Mob."

karmattack

07-11-2003, 04:30 PM

ehem...DA Lynch Mob. That way Ice Cube would hang out with us.

YOU. I mean, hang out with you.

TomHarrington

07-11-2003, 04:45 PM

You're right, of course. I hope I haven't lost my street credibility.

brycejmcewen

07-11-2003, 04:47 PM

I believe the kids call it "street cred" now. Finishing words just takes too much time, and don't even get me started on full sentences.

Denyse

07-11-2003, 04:51 PM

Wow, an internet cult. Can I join?

Do I need a purple track suit and a pair of Nikes? I'll bring the Dixie cups and fruit punch and we can party like it's the end of the world...

karmattack

07-11-2003, 05:00 PM

I think Jim Jones said it best when he said "The buffet is exquisite, but DAMN, you've gotta try the Kool Aid!"

jayandbobrock

07-11-2003, 07:22 PM

sure you can join anyone who repied is in it and jjcourtright is OUT!!!!!!

psychofiend

07-11-2003, 08:42 PM

What about choreographed can cans dammit.

Razorback

07-11-2003, 11:56 PM

I think I pissed myself laughing!

RB

jayandbobrock

07-12-2003, 11:06 AM

so anyone who is in it now reply and say yes.

Omaru

07-12-2003, 06:27 PM

I would say no but doesn't replying just say yes? no? good, then I guess i'm not.

Denyse

07-12-2003, 07:45 PM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
I think I pissed myself laughing!

[/ QUOTE ] Let me know when you're sure. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

And, it was my great pleasure, I assure you!

DangerSeeker

07-13-2003, 03:18 AM

"so anyone who is in it now reply and say yes."

Owner of a lonely heart, much better than the owner of a broken heart.

psychofiend

07-13-2003, 11:04 AM

I will join this cult! Now give me the damn Kool-Aid before I remember how [censored] dumb this is... Too late! [censored] me, I'm stuck forever. O well lets do the can-can.

Zens_7s

07-13-2003, 12:16 PM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
O well lets do the can-can.

[/ QUOTE ]I have the sneaking suspicion that Psychofiends A&E Biography will be directed by Baz Luhrmann.

ozchick

07-14-2003, 12:37 AM

Oh Man! I don't check the board for a few days and I miss out on possibly my only chance to become part of a ridiculous internet cult! Damn! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

psychofiend

07-14-2003, 10:35 AM

Who is Baz Luhrmann???

Zens_7s

07-14-2003, 11:37 AM

The director of Moulin Rouge, Romeo and Juliet, and Strictly Ballroom. He likes dancing scenes. He REALLY likes them. For reference, see the Can-Can scene in Moulin Rouge.

Jessica14

07-14-2003, 01:17 PM

moo.....thats all i have to say for now expacept for you jjcourtright your a dick

Zens_7s

07-14-2003, 02:25 PM

Since you replied to me Jessica14, what do you mean by "moo"? Are you trying to call me a cow?

Robbo_the_Hood

07-14-2003, 03:04 PM

CATFIGHT!!! I've got my money on Zen's in the first three minutes. But she'll probably go four rounds just to toy with jess first.

karmattack

07-14-2003, 03:20 PM

CATFIGHT? I'd say more like cat fighting... Jessica Rabbit with a sledgehammer. Not too tough to predict a winner here. Although, I'm forgetting Jessica14's honed technique of dizzying us with parabolic written communication. Before any of us would see it coming she'll have said something like "Damn you suck phorners dont talk 2 me bye," and have Zens on the ground peeing with fear. I know I would.

TomHarrington

07-14-2003, 06:07 PM

Maybe it's another spelling error. She might have been saying Mu, in response to your name.

Meux (http://www.angelfire.com/electronic/bodhidharma/mu.html)

jayandbobrock

07-14-2003, 06:12 PM

no shes at my house right now shes says she said moo for no good reason but she could kill you in a match.

DangerSeeker

07-14-2003, 06:15 PM

I think if any of us were squeezed into a match, then that match was struck, it would kill us. I think it would be more impressive to kill someone in a toothpick.

Zens_7s

07-14-2003, 07:01 PM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
but she could kill you in a match.

[/ QUOTE ]That may be true. I am not the type of woman who gets into fights. I work too hard on my appearance to allow it to be altered by a barely literate 14 year-old girl with a big mouth and too much free time. Yawn...

Ryall

07-14-2003, 07:40 PM

I love that there are now two complete caste systems of people that post here. Some, the good'uns like y'all, can have conversations with actual words that have, like, syllables in them. And then there's the Poop Shoot steerage class made up of Jessica14, jayandbobrock and all the other Jay and Bob'ers who can't type or comprehend English to save their little acne-ridden lives.

The only regrettable part of all this is that most of the better insults go right over their heads. Still, it's pretty funny, if frustrating, to see.

psychofiend

07-14-2003, 08:01 PM

Be brutal but not prejudice in telling me which one I fall into, almighty Ryall.

Ryall

07-14-2003, 08:16 PM

"Be brutal but not prejudice in telling me which one I fall into, almighty Ryall. "

You have the most important role of all, my friend--you're our undercover liason between both groups.

Nah, you're cool, the cyber-sun shines on you. You had me worried at first but you made it through the rough patch just fine...

psychofiend

07-14-2003, 08:27 PM

Yes, thank you master now walk this way, come on like this.
http://www.artistdirect.com/soundtracks/photos/youngfrankenstein.gif

Denyse

07-14-2003, 09:54 PM

You see, my dear Psycho, unlike the aforementioned, intellectually challenged, small bus riding, mono-syllabic, punctuation ignoring, cyber-feebs… You learned from your mistakes and have grown into the much more user friendly cyber- friend . One who works and plays well with others…Well, most of the time anyway. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

psychofiend

07-14-2003, 09:56 PM

Well I am trying to bring back some vintage fiend. I figure Vlad the impaler on my avatar and Ed gein in my signature will help.

Zens_7s

07-14-2003, 10:14 PM

I just want to commend you for the excellent usage of Igor in your previous post. Hey - don't forget to pronounce it EYE-GORE!

ratm1966

07-14-2003, 10:26 PM

In reply to:
_______________________________________________

moo.....thats all i have to say for now expacept for you jjcourtright your a dick
_______________________________________________

Okay, I know I am new here and have only been posting messages for a few days......but WTF is expacept?

Omaru

07-14-2003, 11:10 PM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
You learned from your mistakes and have grown into the much more user friendly cyber- friend

[/ QUOTE ]

I usually work opposite (unintentionally) build up a great trust and etc then things turn sour, things get said stuff happens and I move along, but so far so good here (exception of the odd problem I caused early on)

Denyse

07-14-2003, 11:19 PM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
WTF is expacept?

[/ QUOTE ] It's code for I don't know how to f*ing spell and don't care enough to learn...

ratm1966

07-15-2003, 09:46 PM

Okay, thanks for the clarification. For a minute there, I thought I was in a phorn country. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

Zens_7s

07-15-2003, 11:18 PM

Phuck! Mee 2.

psychofiend

07-16-2003, 10:31 AM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
Phuck! Mee 2.

[/ QUOTE ]
Is phuck a forn word??

karmattack

07-16-2003, 10:33 AM

shure is

psychofiend

07-16-2003, 11:08 AM

Oh good, I thought I missed another new word. Just like way I missed that word "sketchy" that creeped up on me.

karmattack

07-16-2003, 11:16 AM

Snafued you a little bit, eh?

psychofiend

07-16-2003, 03:25 PM

yes... snafued...

Jessica14

07-19-2003, 11:49 PM

no sorry you were just like the last person that said ne thing and i didn't know what to say its all jayandbobrock's falt im sorry

Zens_7s

07-20-2003, 01:05 AM

No problem! /forums/images/icons/wink.gif ...We're cool.

jayandbobrock

07-23-2003, 11:31 AM

[censored] you jessica14 you you [censored] dick sucker.sorry i just watched van wilder but really its your fault.

karmattack

07-23-2003, 12:07 PM

So now that we're all in the poopshoot crew, some of us against our will, I have a question. What exactly does the poopshoot crew do? Do I get a costume? Are we good and help grannies cross the street, or are we bad and urinate on the sidewalk? Can I have a sidekick?

Jessica14

07-28-2003, 09:56 PM

what the [censored] Ryan you are the little [censored] [censored] sucker

code6enterprises

07-28-2003, 10:25 PM

Damn, we all thought this thread was gone.

psychofiend

07-28-2003, 10:27 PM

Everlasting C**ksucker by Marilyn Manson:
"White Trash get down on your knees
Time for cake and Sodomy"

Affleckie

07-28-2003, 10:37 PM

Silly kids, don't you know by now that I own you all?

psychofiend

07-28-2003, 10:46 PM

Crack is bad for you, and by the way your not supposed to drink the bong water. Well, my druggie friends always say that to me, I wouldn't know.

Omaru

07-29-2003, 08:40 AM

nobody owns me, I am my own person, a freelance that is not even for hire. jsut doing my own thing whatever that may be.

DangerSeeker

07-29-2003, 11:16 AM

I am owned by the EES corporation.

psychokittyn

07-29-2003, 01:39 PM

... o.k. thats interesting. *sniffles* can't we all be one big happy family with no hate in the world. HA.

jayandbobrock

08-24-2003, 01:53 AM

alright theres to many people the people in the gand are me,jessica14,robbo the hood,karmattack and any one who wants to join.

firestarter1807

08-24-2003, 03:26 AM

what the hell you guys talkin about?

code6enterprises

08-24-2003, 01:13 PM

Just a sad excuse for a "crew"

jjcourtright

05-04-2006, 05:29 PM

Ahhh...jayandbobrock's hatred for me was so consuming that he started a "crew" where one of the requirements was not liking me. Good times.