The QSE Battle Royale

[PftLBritt]

For those who want to play Fantasy Football with the people here on the board, go to http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/ then create a team and join this private league:

ID# 673341
password - poopshoot

Want to have everyone in by Tuesday so the autodraft can be done by Wednesday (prior to the Thursday night game).

See you there,

-the commish

[Aaron]

Late much this year Britt?

[PftLBritt]

Late much this year Britt?
Story of my life

[Antonio_Bay]

I would sign up, but I'm doing bad enough at our own football league, let alone trying to compete in your one. :o

[Aaron]

Dude, I wouldn't worry.
I haven't a clue about American Football and I came 3rd last year :D

[Robbo_the_Hood]

I keep getting an error message when trying to join the league.

Oh...I get it.
:(
*sniff*

[PftLBritt]

I keep getting an error message when trying to join the league.

Oh...I get it.
:(
*sniff*
Robbo, try it again and let me know.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Okay, I'm in.

Prepair to be Chain Smoked!

[Threadkiller]

I am in.

[PftLBritt]

Last call for teams. C'mon people, show us whatcha got.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Anyone else joining?

[By-tor]

Snowdogs are in, and I've got a buddy signing up this afternoon.
Hey, Britt, thanks for commishing again this year. :cool:

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Ummm, when's the draft again? The first game is tonight.

[PftLBritt]

Ummm, when's the draft again? The first game is tonight.
The number is six. Autodraft has been turned on. Now, it's all up to your pre-rankings and Yahoo!

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Stupid Yahoo!

It never gives me any players at all.

[By-tor]

Stupid Yahoo!

It never gives me any players at all.
http://voicecats.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/ladainian_tomlinson.jpg
Yep, you got a nobody, right there, brother. :rolleyes: ;)

I'm fairly happy. Got my "double dip" working for the season:

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/nfl/_photos/2006-12-18-colts.jpg

[PftLBritt]

I'm fairly happy. Got my "double dip" working for the season:

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/nfl/_photos/2006-12-18-colts.jpg

If you want to balance your roster (like last year) by dealing one of your Colts WRs, I've submitted a trade to ya. Lemme know before kickoff so I can root accordingly.

[Aaron]

I gotta a lot of the same players as last year too.
It's nice though, I recognize names now and I can pretend I know stuff :D

[By-tor]

If you want to balance your roster (like last year) by dealing one of your Colts WRs, I've submitted a trade to ya. Lemme know before kickoff so I can root accordingly.Trade, or not, you can go ahead and root for me. :D

But, seriously, I'll wait 'til next week, and see if you still want to trade. If Harrison ain't getting the TDs, Wayne will. I freakin' hope so, anyway. The first time Manning throws a touchdown to one of those fat-ass lineman eligibles, I'm gonna throw a brick at my TV. ;)

[Robbo_the_Hood]

http://voicecats.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/ladainian_tomlinson.jpg
Yep, you got a nobody, right there, brother. :rolleyes: ;)
Yeah, how'd I wind up with that guy?

I'm fairly happy. Got my "double dip" working for the season:

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/nfl/_photos/2006-12-18-colts.jpg
Yeah, I was hoping to go for a Manning/Harrison action too, but I'll guess I'll be content with LT and Tom Brady.

[By-tor]

.. but I'll guess I'll be content with LT and Tom Brady.Sounds like Brady's having some shoulder probs. You might wanna pick up Mike Vick just in case.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Sounds like Brady's having some shoulder probs. You might wanna pick up Mike Vick just in case.
Right after I trade in Brady for Jamarcus Russell. I got a feeling about that guy.

[Threadkiller]

My team looks pretty weak. Gives me something to build from though.

Can somebody tell me what W/R and W/T positions are?

[Aaron]

I think W/R is Wide Receiver and W/T is Wide... Tackle?

[Robbo_the_Hood]

I think W/T is to pick up another wide receiver or a tight end and W/R is for a receiver or another running back.

[By-tor]

If you want to balance your roster (like last year) by dealing one of your Colts WRs, I've submitted a trade to ya. Lemme know before kickoff so I can root accordingly.
Manning - 23
Wayne - 14
Harrison - 9
Yeah, I think I'll keep what I got. ;)

[phit_demon]

WHAAAAAAAT?!!

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/Nani.jpg

[By-tor]

I think W/T is to pick up another wide receiver or a tight end and W/R is for a receiver or another running back.You don't need shit-else when you got Brady. You must be hating that choice. :rolleyes:
You is running away with it this year, brosef. :(

[Aaron]

Shit, I haven't checked in on that in quite some time.
How am I doing?

[Threadkiller]

Shit, I haven't checked in on that in quite some time.
How am I doing? Not too bad. I'm going to cry when you play a bunch of players who are on a bye week and still kick my ass.

[By-tor]

1. The Chain Smokers 6-1 545
2. vikes 4-3 439
3. The Frosted Wookies 3-4 439
4. dbla fALL stArs 3-4 390
5. The Pace Outlaws 3-4 299
6. Snowdogs 2-5 408

My computer illiterate buddy is the "vikes". He's lost his password, or something, and has been winning even playing some of his guys on their bye weeks. My team...just brutal. :(

[Threadkiller]

Hey, how did i go from being a frosted wookie to just being a "mucky-muck?" now my team name makes even less sense.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

You don't need shit-else when you got Brady. You must be hating that choice. :rolleyes:
You is running away with it this year, brosef. :(

Shit, after coming in last and next-to-last as well as the Minnesota Vikings being absolute shit this year, I might as well have something to chear about this football season.

The funny part is all of my receivers have been injured, so I've had to pick up others. I've had some close games and even lost one. I just have to hope that the Patriots bye week doesn't come during our playoffs.

[By-tor]

So, fifteen fuckin' minutes before the deadline, I changed from Romo to P. Manning. 6 F'ing interceptions. Come fuckin' on!!! Oh, and add insult to injury, I had a chance, since Robbo had to play without Brady. Yeah, worst year so far for me. Crapola....:(

[Robbo_the_Hood]

So, fifteen fuckin' minutes before the deadline, I changed from Romo to P. Manning. 6 F'ing interceptions. Come fuckin' on!!! Oh, and add insult to injury, I had a chance, since Robbo had to play without Brady. Yeah, worst year so far for me. Crapola....:(
Robbo is having his best season EVER. And if I would have known the Colts were going to phone it in, I would have played LT and Antonio Gates.

Looks like smooth sailing for me here on out.

I'd say you guys can quit now, but that would deprive me of the thrill of victory.

[By-tor]

I could have drafted Theismann and OJ and done about as good as I have. :(

[Droogan_Leader]

I could have drafted Theismann and OJ and done about as good as I have. :(
Dude, an off-topic question: how the heck is it 12:18 am 11/14 in Texas, when I'm EST and it's 8:53 pm 11/13 where I am now?


Also, TK: Good question. They took away my Poop Prince title when the place became the Quick Stop. I got it back by request, but I think it sucks still that we can't upload gifs for userpics. Ah well, you know how change is.

[By-tor]

Dude. Robbo. Just,....dude.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Oh, watch me lose in the playoffs.

Remember, I'm a Viking by nature.

[By-tor]

Doubt it, brother. You're playing my computer idiot friend that hasn't been able to get back into the Royale since he set up his draft. I think he would have been a pretty good foil to you if he wasn't so cyber-illiterate. Good luck, bro. And, the Frosted Wookie is goin' down!! :p

[Threadkiller]

the Frosted Wookie is goin' down!! :p Considering my players' performances the last couple of weeks you may be right.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Oh, I can find a way to lose.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Oh, the irony.

Here I am, locked in a very close playoff game that all comes down to the Monday Night Game: My Vikings versus the Bears. The real ironic part is of it all is in the fantasy game I'm playing the Bears Defense and he's playing Vikings' rookie sensation Adrian Peterson.

All being said, I'm cheering for the Chain Smokers to lose.

Who would have thought that if I played Matt Hassleback all of this would be moot.

Told you I could find a way to lose.

[Threadkiller]

Good luck 'smokers. If Chester Taylor can pull off at least 50 yards or a 2 point conversion for the 'Vikes tonight, my Frosted Wookies will go down in a high-scoring extravaganza. Right now I have the commanding lead of 29-27. w00t.

[By-tor]

Good luck 'smokers. If Chester Taylor can pull off at least 50 yards or a 2 point conversion for the 'Vikes tonight, my Frosted Wookies will go down in a high-scoring extravaganza. Right now I have the commanding lead of 29-27. w00t.Dude, If I had not changed from Manning to Tony Homo 15 minutes before the game it would have already been over. Note to Jessica Simpson: STAY THE FUCK HOME!!!! My two QBs have done that shit to me all season. But, I can't bitch much. I went from the cellar to 2nd place in six games. My computer illiterate buddy is poised to take out Robbo, and the bastard hasn't been able to make ANY changes since draft day. That's just fuckin' lucky. Anyway, good luck tonite, fellas. And, GO CHESTER TAYLOR!!!!;)

[By-tor]

Un-fuckin'-believable. I lose by one point to Threadkiller, and Robbo loses by one point to my butthead friend. What a travesty. :mad:

[Robbo_the_Hood]

I told you I could find a way to lose. I hate Fantasy Football.

[Threadkiller]

That's just sad. I'm so ashamed I feel like I'm in the consolation bracket.

[By-tor]

This very well could be the most fucked up fantasy football league I've ever been involved in, but....I'm okay with my fantasies...

http://fatbackandcollards.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/evangeline-lilly-forest.jpg
...as long as Lilly is there.

[Threadkiller]

And 1st place goes to the Frosted Wookies

http://home.comcast.net/~kcras/creed.jpg

Edit: Final Standings:

1. 7-7 817 pts. The Frosted Wookies (Threadkiller)
2. 6-8 838 pts. vikes (Some unknown comptuer illiterate dude)
3. 7-7 897 pts. Snowdogs (By-Tor)
4. 12-2 1104 pts.The Chain Smokers (Robbo)
5. 4-10 723 pts. dblA fAll stArs (Aaron)
6. 6-8 757 pts. The Pace Outlaws (Pftl Brit)

Robbo kicked serious ass but having the fantasy playoffs coincide with the last couple of weeks of the regular season screws things up. Especially if your best players are on really good teams that already have home field throughout the playoffs.

[By-tor]

A 12-2 record and highest in points, and Robbo goes down in flames. This shit ain't fair sometimes. Here's my wish for you, Robbo: C'mon, you fucking Vikings!!!! :)

Oh, and congrats TK. Bitch. ;)

[Robbo_the_Hood]

I can't...I just can't...

Man, fuck fantasy football! Honestly, how can you lose when the other team doesn't even have A FUCKIN' QUARTERBACK! There should be forfeits if someone doesn't at least have the quarterback position filled.

I hate everything!