Oh yes, I am going there! [Archive]

BAMSS04

07-28-2007, 03:43 AM

I have realized...that we have never had a thread...in the three years I have been here...dedicated to sexual positions.

I am drunk but I think this is a good thread idea. I think that it will indeed be helpful to all of us.

So QSE board members, and all of you perverts who are viewing this thread...What is you favorite sexual position and why? What position do you want to try?

Lets go folks sound off.

FanGirl

07-28-2007, 05:06 AM

But wait. I thought everyone who responds on a message board are a bunch of virgins who live in their mom's basements. So you want to know the best ones we've seen in movies? Because I think Team America covered all of them.

yakkern

07-28-2007, 06:45 AM

Especially the uncut version. Although i'm not sure if there was any fisting in there?

God are we really gonna talk about this? I can come up with some pretty 'freaky naughty' shit and don't very often keep a check on things that should be reserved for inner monolog use only. It could get embarrassing to say the least.

By-tor

07-28-2007, 09:04 AM

I've still got my cherry.

Antonio_Bay

07-28-2007, 01:24 PM

Silly sex laws. (http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/humor/sexlaws.html)

looking4answers

07-28-2007, 02:46 PM

You could always buy a set of these (http://store.playboy.com/Sheets+Gone+Wild+-+King/10723,default,sp.html?cgid=H2000&start=15&sz=1).

Sheriff

07-29-2007, 04:24 PM

I thought everyone who responds on a message board are a bunch of virgins who live in their mom's basements.

Yes, yes, this is why I am particularily fond of 'The Stranger'.

BAMSS04

07-29-2007, 04:43 PM

JackHammer is a fun one..but the guy has to have really strong arms

BAMSS04

07-30-2007, 10:43 PM

Come on everyone...I know that we are shy...but tell me. Tell me what you like. When I am drunk like I am now, I tend to have balls enough to not be worried about what you all think...This is a natural part of life. Tell us how you like to have sex.

I mean it tell me. I really want to know, not for any perverted reason. Just because I want to..I like you guys. I consider you friends.

marksiwel

07-30-2007, 11:34 PM

. Tell me what you like..
I like it when your mother makes the bed before she leaves. Also I like that I can leave money on the counter and she doesnt go through my wallet for more

Aaron

07-31-2007, 06:49 AM

Yes, yes,
http://that70sshow-33.skyrock.com/pics/351974450_small.jpg

phit_demon

07-31-2007, 09:13 AM

I like it when your mother makes the bed before she leaves. Also I like that I can leave money on the counter and she doesnt go through my wallet for more
Nostril OJ is disgusting. Also, it makes my eyes water. Thanks for that. :cool:

BAMSS04

07-31-2007, 10:53 AM

I like it when your mother makes the bed before she leaves. Also I like that I can leave money on the counter and she doesnt go through my wallet for more

Very nice...

Zens7s

07-31-2007, 03:13 PM

When it comes to sexual positions I always prefer to take the position of "Pro" rather than "Against".

Sheriff

07-31-2007, 03:57 PM

There is one exception to that rule, I told Zens that she had a fabulous body, and she held it against me ;)

By-tor

07-31-2007, 04:00 PM

When it comes to sexual positions I always prefer to take the position of "Pro" .I thought you worked in an office. ;)

Graceful17

08-01-2007, 10:01 PM

You have to try it all at least once... otherwise you will never know.

Razorback

08-02-2007, 01:51 AM

When it comes to sexual positions I always prefer to take the position of "Pro" rather than "Against".

Mhhmmm.

BAMSS04

08-02-2007, 02:42 AM

I noticed how everyone dodged or ignored the question...Very odd. I mean this is a fairly eary question, that may be a little bit personal, but it is not like I asked for your SSN?

Jason_Brown

08-02-2007, 11:11 AM

I noticed how everyone dodged or ignored the question...Very odd.
Not really. It's an icky question.

jjcourtright

08-02-2007, 11:12 AM

Not really. It's an icky question. Agreed, nobody wants to hear about robot sex.

By-tor

08-02-2007, 11:26 AM

OK, I'll go with doggy-style. I don't like looking at phitzy's mug with that new hair-do. :D

Spacemeat

08-02-2007, 11:30 AM

OK, I'll go with doggy-style. I don't like looking at phitzy's mug with that new hair-do. :D

But you could pull on his hair when it was long and velvety. Not any more.

By-tor

08-02-2007, 11:44 AM

But you could pull on his hair when it was long and velvety. Not any more.
I think that's the reason for the new style. It got a bit rough.
http://acheaven.buwahaha.com/Images/BadHaircut.jpg

BAMSS04

08-02-2007, 11:49 AM

By-tor owns up to rowdy style!

Bravo, sir, Bravo!

looking4answers

08-02-2007, 11:24 PM

Wow, Bamss, no takers.

Let's see...should we list it as multiple choice? Maybe post a site where we can choose from...?

So many options and so little time.

phit_demon

08-02-2007, 11:26 PM

It got a bit rough.
This was my valentine card from him this year.

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/bitchshutup.jpg

BAMSS04

08-03-2007, 12:06 AM

Wow, Bamss, no takers.

Let's see...should we list it as multiple choice? Maybe post a site where we can choose from...?

So many options and so little time.

I am guessing it is one these things....Either:
A) A lot of people on this site don't venture past standard missionary
b) They're all too cool for the baby sex talk
c) They have never liked me and this is more proof
d) The are busy making love(with their hand ), not talking about it ( with other people).

FanGirl

08-03-2007, 02:38 AM

e) their sister reads this site

Aaron

08-03-2007, 05:17 AM

I could talk about all of it but I'd rather do so drunkenly in person in November

Jason_Brown

08-03-2007, 08:52 AM

f) Really don't want to hear about how Razorback prefers the "Venutian Foe Hammer".

Razorback

08-03-2007, 10:23 AM

So QSE board members, and all of you perverts who are viewing this thread...What is you favorite sexual position and why? What position do you want to try?

Favorite is 69.

I have no position I want to try... I have tried them all.

Thank you. ;)

Jason_Brown

08-03-2007, 11:16 AM

Goddamnit!

Sheriff

08-03-2007, 03:53 PM

Ugh, yeah, I think you can classify any part of this thread under "Too much information"

Maybe we could discuss the reasons to have sex, as in this (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/08/01/tech/main3121867.shtml) article.

FanGirl

08-03-2007, 04:04 PM

Funny, "I was drunk" didn't make the list.

Sheriff

08-03-2007, 04:18 PM

Whoa Fanny - you vixen, you ;)

I think that was reason 130 (http://psychcentral.com/blog/archives/2007/08/01/237-reasons-to-have-sex/), I like number 173 because it is usually the reverse.