Zen's Controversial Statement of the Day

[Zens7s]

Here it is...

I finally saw Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

It was boring and I had to prop my eyes up to stay up through the end.

I hate Richard Dreyfuss and this movie made me realize it.

Thank you and prepare your tomatoes.

[JK]

R2-D2's cameo was enough for me...

[jjcourtright]

I just saw The Godfather for the first time last week. I think my lameness exceeds the lameness of Zens.

[karmattack]

I haven't seen either of them from beginning to end.

[Dave]

I like mash potatoes, and think they taste better when piled up to resemble the Devil's Tower

[karmattack]

Mmmmm....

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c29/karmattack/mash.jpg

[PftLBritt]

I've never seen "The Matrix"

[jjcourtright]

Gah, wha, gee...

[head explodes]

[karmattack]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c29/karmattack/Bullet-Time.jpg

[By-tor]

Here it is...

I finally saw Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

It was boring and I had to prop my eyes up to stay up through the end.
I was 16 when it came out. It was pretty cool for back then. Then, I saw Star Wars later that year. Kinda kicked it's ass. ;)

[BAMSS04]

I hated 2001: A Space Odyssey for the most part. A few great quote, that is about it.

[By-tor]

Just last month, I finally saw both Volumes of "Kill Bill" on IFC.

What the fuck was I waiting for? :(

[phit_demon]

I've never seen "The Matrix"
You're not missing much.

[By-tor]

You're not missing much.
http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/5/54/Carrieannemoss.jpg
;)

[phit_demon]

I'll give you that, but apart from her...bupkis!

[Sheriff]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c29/karmattack/Bullet-Time.jpg

I guess no one likes this but me, it looks like Keanu is going to scratch JJ's goatee. Nice work Karma.

[phit_demon]

Nice work Karma.
It didn't show up the first time I checked the thread, my connection is acting up.
Very nicely done!

[karmattack]

Thanks, I was starting to think nobody recognized the goatee.

...Or that I'm just not as funny as I think I am.

[phit_demon]

...Or that I'm just not as funny as I think I am.
You're not...you're funnier. :cool:

[jjcourtright]

I hated 2001: A Space Odyssey for the most part. A few great quote, that is about it. Blasphemer. 2001 is a top 10 movie.

[Thinman]

Hithch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy could've been way better.
but i did like the thanks for the fish song.

[marksiwel]

I've never seen "The Matrix"
Were you in a coma for all of 1999-2001?

[Dave]

I've never seen the last two movies either.

[Spacemeat]

The Godfather

Zzz...

[marksiwel]

Zzz...
Your avatar goes with that very well

[dtcb]

Dryfess doesn't bother me....Joe Pesci I cannot stand. I'll only watch a film with Pesci in it if I know he dies.....horribly.

I was okay with the first matrix movie but thought the last two were razorblade and habenaro diarrhea being shot into the taped-open eyes of the viewers.

And for Contraversial cu de gra.........I thought Star Wars 1 was a frothing shit sandwich smothered in maggot sauce served on a bed of jizz and puss-tacular leper whore linen.

The beatings may now commence.......

[By-tor]

And for Contraversial cu de gra.........I thought Star Wars 1 was a frothing shit sandwich smothered in maggot sauce served on a bed of jizz and puss-tacular leper whore linen.
Anyone else hear that? A rumble in the distance?

[Antonio_Bay]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/139/328489124_7d39017933.jpg

That's no rumble. It's a space station...

[Attardog]

I was obsessed with Close Encounters and as a result UFO's as a kid. I had the trading cards and the stickers. I've got to say its still one of my favorite movies.

Then again its not for everybody.

[dtcb]

Ewoks man. Friggin' Ewoks. That should have been our warning that Lucas was going to do something stupid if he came back around to star wars. Someone should have told him "No George! Just no! You've lost the touch in this genre!"

And sure enough, Bong! Star Wars 1 (the Phantom Penissssh) was a pile of wrongness no amount of special effects was going to resolve. I was suprised Liam Neelsen didn't commit sepiku after that. He already had the hole in him. And Ray Park.....is a whore. He should have had at least 1 ounce of testicular fortitude to tell Lucas: "Look man, no way in hell is a guy going to jump out of a pit, do a flip over my head, land and pull a lightsaber from the ground and cut me in half while I watch stupidly for the whole 2 seconds. Why don't you just have me clap as I fall in two pieces while your at it?"

Must control urge to spew invectives. Must stop tirade........

[JK]

Ewoks man. Friggin' Ewoks. That should have been our warning that Lucas was going to do something stupid if he came back around to star wars. Someone should have told him "No George! Just no! You've lost the touch in this genre!"

And sure enough, Bong! Star Wars 1 (the Phantom Penissssh) was a pile of wrongness no amount of special effects was going to resolve. I was suprised Liam Neelsen didn't commit sepiku after that. He already had the hole in him. And Ray Park.....is a whore. He should have had at least 1 ounce of testicular fortitude to tell Lucas: "Look man, no way in hell is a guy going to jump out of a pit, do a flip over my head, land and pull a lightsaber from the ground and cut me in half while I watch stupidly for the whole 2 seconds. Why don't you just have me clap as I fall in two pieces while your at it?"

Must control urge to spew invectives. Must stop tirade........

Thanks, again, Lurker, because that is some funny shit right and I somehow missed it teh first time around.

:D

[JK]

BTW...


Wom-BAT

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Thanks, again, Lurker, because that is some funny shit right and I somehow missed it teh first time around.

:D
That was pretty funny...

[ZBarclay]

BTW...


Wom-BAT
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/03/09/ani_wombat_gallery__550x393.jpg

[Rob101]

Now that is funny!