your LXG

[jjcourtright]

In keeping with the theme of LXG, shouldn't these "members" be characters from classical literature?

[jayandbobrock]

create your on LXG
1)no more then 2 superheros
2)no more then 7 characters
3)at least 1 girl
4)pick 1 villin

my LXG would be
brodie:he would be a good leader
silent bob:hes got crazy [censored] in his overcoat
wolverine:he would claw some ass
neo: hed pull some matrix [censored]
striperlla:shes sweet
the invisable man:you can guess why
me:i would kick some ass id be like the punisher

villin:the phantom from the LXG movie

[Ryall]

I finally understand. These kinds of posts are deliberately intended to drive me insane, right? Now that I understand, I can relax a little and hopefully stop Alan Moore from casting a spell of eternal damnation in your name.

Good God, an LXG with Brodie, Stripperlla and Wolverine. I need to move to an island where there's no internet connection.

However, in the spirit of being a good sport, my team would consist of:

--Woodstock, since he flies all crazy and [censored], the bad guys could never get a bead on him
--Sprout, from the Jolly Green Giant commercials, because he's plucky
--Disco Duck, for comic relief and to help sell soundtracks
--Yukon Cornelius, because he could help fund the team by finding silver and gold
--Sinead O'Conner, because nothing compares 2 her
--Tar baby, because he's a master of disguise, I'm sure
--Speed Racer, so they can travel in the Mach 5
--Short Round, because he's even more plucky than Sprout and they would have good tension trying to out-plucky each other
--Bill Maher, because all the best teams have an angry Republican leprechaun on them

My team would totally kick your team's ass, dude.

[Monkeyforahead]

*developes a headache*

[brycejmcewen]

Short Round is a solid pick.

"No time for love Dr. Jones"

[psychofiend]

"No time for the ol' in out, love, just came to read the meter."

[jayandbobrock]

jjcourtright just shut up and make your team i made up my own rules.You have no imagination.

[Ryall]

Hey, he's actually right, so ixnay on the utup-sh...er, I mean, no more telling people to shut up, alright? I played along because I'm suffering from Message Board Brain Damage right now, but if other people think it's a ridiculous post, which it really is, they're allowed to not participate.

I'd like to also add Halley's Comet to my team. With Halley's Comet as a new member, we'd be unbeatable once every 72 years.

[jayandbobrock]

if he thinks its gay then he shount come on it.Damn smart move my team is dead.But neo could pull his super-man trick and fly into the air and id get him to bring striperella for entertainment.

[Matt1]

Within jayandbobrock's rambling, incoherent mess of a post, lies a nugget of a good idea for a post: make your own superhero team. I'm telling you the guy's an idiot savant or something. So, rather than cull my team members from from classic Victorian literature, I've opted to select them from classic films of the eighties. Here we go.

Ferris Bueller (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)- Stays cool in any situation. He'd be the team leader.

John Bender (The Breakfast Club)- Every superhero team needs a lose cannon. Bender is the ultimate rebel. Plus, Judd Nelson is harsh (Sorry, couldn't resist).

Fletch (Fletch)- The resident master of disguise.

Doc Brown (Back to the Future)- The brains of the operation.

Sloth (The Goonies)- He's the team's muscle.

Lisa (Weird Science)- She's a kick-ass cyber vixen.

Their base of operations would be the library at Shermer High School.

Their arch-rivals would be... The Principal's! Principal Rooney (Ferris Bueller's Day Off), Principal Strickland (Back to the Future) and their nefarious leader, Principal Vernon (The Breakfast Club).

But the team still needs a name. Any suggestions?

[hyphnip]

Gomez Addams
Fester Addams
Morticia Addams
Pugsley Addams
Wednesday Addams
Lurch
Edward Scissor Hands
^^^^^Unstopable LXG^^^^^
My "Villain" would be George Bush (just because I'd enjoy seing him getting his ass kicked)

[MattGoldman]

Haha our own personal league! Ok, here's mine!

Janeane Garofalo as Herself - Every league needs someone that can talk some serious smack!

Forest Whitaker pre Ghost Dog - There's just something about Forest Whitaker that screams Superhero!

Michael Chiklis - Who would mess with him? I'd run!

Scooby Doo - One so they could ride around in the Mystery Machine, and two because every team needs a pot smoking dog!

Bruce Willis - BRUCE WIllIS can do ANYTHING! ANYTHING I SAY!

Jay Leno and the Chin of Death!

and finally...

Rainman - Def...def...definitely Rainman!

As for a super villian I'd have to say Ryall and his bloody Comet! We're coming for you! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

[psychofiend]

1 Wolverine-Love those Claws
2 Jesus-He can make the cocktails out of water
3 D'Arcy-Not only Bassist for the Smashing Pumpkins, but also great at insulting people who piss her off (have her ranting on stage on KaZaA)
4 Richard Nixon-Come up with plans
5 Samuel L. Jackson-Kick some ass
6 Ash-Dealt with the deadites very well
7 Nancy/Heather Langenkamp-Killed Freddy Krueger

Bad Guy
Al Gore-I hate that guy.

[Omaru]

my LXG would be

Snake Plissken: you thought he was dead?
General Zod: specialising in making people kneel before him
Graham Norton
Craig David: with the power to sing, propa bo` and reeewind
MonkeyMan: everybodys favoruite, ever loving blue-furred thing.
Trish stratus and her amazing stratuspheres
Kelly Hu
Hugh Jackman

Badguys would be Tatu

[DarthMaulRat]

Grimmace ...of McDonald's fame. He's purple, dopey, but you can't knock him down, thanks to his weeble-people shape.
Michael Jackson He's the master of disguise on the team. With his ever changing face you'll never know if its him. Not to mention that moonwalking adds a whole new dimension to fighting evil.
Keith Richards We're all suprised everytime that we hear he's alive, which means he's immortal. He can also burn through cigarettes quick enough to provide a smoke screen or a lethal cloud of second hand smoke.
Avril Lavgne If she's as fake as her image, then she must be composed of a titanium alloy and have robotic arms of death.
Christopher Lowell If flamboyancy is flammable, then we have the world's largest human tourch. But his real power is making rooms look so nice that his enemies feel too placid to fight.

And the enemy is:
Captain Hook I'm not talking about the literary Hook, I'm talking about the Speilberg Hook. Why Steven, why? It's too late now, evil must be punished, including Smee.

[code6enterprises]

Fine, I'll join in on this parade.

Indiana Jones
Ferris Beuller
Neo
Wolverine
Derek Zoolander
Silver Surfer

Villan: The Hulk(I know he's not a villan but I couldn't think of anyone cooler.)

[JIM]

Yeah, yeah, yeah... I got your League right here...
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[code6enterprises]

Hey. I see JJ in the back.

[psychofiend]

Where's Fozzy, Wokah Wokah Wokah.

[ratm1966]

The following I just used the actor, as most of their characters are @ss kickers:
Christopher Walken
Joe Pesci
Robert De Niro
Clint Eastwood

Then I would choose the following characters:
Blade
The T1000

Woman: Faith (from Buffy the Vampire Layer, ooops...Slayer)

Villain: Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Yes, I really do want to see this character get killed in a bloody, grotesque, and painfull way.

[psychofiend]

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Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Yes, I really do want to see this character get killed in a bloody, grotesque, and painfull way.

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How can you says such a thing. Damn you! God damn you to hell!

[DangerSeeker]

I'd like to organize a League of Mediocre Gentlemen

Officer David Speed (Super Fuzz) - A cop who can do almost anything, except when he sees the color red. How can this not be hilarious in battle? "I'll use heat vision, which is red, and causes it to drop...damn!"

Tonya Harding - Sure everyone may be wary of her weilding a crowbar, but that's why she does unsettling home porn.

Seymour Krelborne - Destroyer (and actually the guy who created in the first place) of carnivorous space plants. A wishy washy murderer/hero.

Ranger Rick - Nature expert, who can often find clues and lunch by rummaging through garbage.

Herbie the robot - the one from "Get Smart." Not the one from Fantastic Four. Ah, hell, either one, as long as there's a Herbie robot.

Dakota North - Supermodel spy, and almost the star of the awesomest rad cool Epic book, until they said "nah." Special place in my heart for the gal.

Jack Barry - While he couldn't fight, he has the battle cry: "I'm Jack Barry! Jack... Barry. Jack Barry!"

The villain would be Robert Vaughn from Superman III.

[jjcourtright]

Well, some people here hate me, but at least I am in JIM's LXG. It's good to feel wanted.

[code6enterprises]

I just watched Mallrats again and someone should put LaFours in ther LXG.

[brycejmcewen]

Has anybody seen "Butch Cassidy &amp; the Sundance Kid"? The cop chasing them is named "LaFours". Is this a coincedence or one of Kevin's in jokes? Im gonna go with Kevin's in jokes.

[code6enterprises]

Hmm. Never noticed that. I'll have to watch BC&amp;TSK. (I just made that up)

[brycejmcewen]

That's good, you should work for a major production company. They are all about the letters instead of words. They are all like Homer Simpson in the 70's, "not a moment to spare."

[psychofiend]

I still say Jesus is the most important member of this league.

[code6enterprises]

Does anyone wonder why this thread is always on top except under the ones that Ryall stuck to the top.

[Kramer]

Superfuzz rocks!!! It's good to see someone here has knowledge of the real classics! Kudos to you my friend for referencing such a fine pice of cinema!

[Kramer]

My "Band" of Extraordinary Gentlemen (who would fight crime by day and rock the house by night):

Ted "Theodore" Logan
Bill S. Preston, Esquire
Wayne Campbell
Garth Algar
Cassandra Wong
Jack Black
Kyle Gass

The villain and their foe on the billboard charts: Barry Manillow

Rock on!

[GoreFollower]

They should have "Brody" from the movie "Mallrats" in the LXG. His secret power..............The delicous chocolate pretzel.

[NOFX]

Here we go.

Clint Eastwood when he was in the Good, The Bad, and The Ugly: He's tough as nails in that movie.

Indiana Jones: Come on people it's a relic hunter that can kick booty.

Mr. Fantastic: He can stretch really far now that is cool.

Elektra: She's hot and tough a winning combo.

The Flash: He's just so dang fast.

Any of the guys from C.S.I.: They can figure out almost anything.

Storm: She's sooo cool.

Villan: The Sinister Six from Spider Man

[NOFX]

Oops I picked too many superheroes my bad

[FanGirl]

*sigh* I decided to play, but I tried to keep to the theme of the League (ie Literary Characters in the same time period) and make them recognizable enough to most everyone.

1. Tyler Durden (Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk)- Organizer
2. Irwin Fletcher (Fletch series by Gregory McFonald) - Recon
3. Charlene McGee (Firestarter by Stephen King) - Power
4. Luther Whitney (Absolute Power by David Baldacci)- Conscience &amp; Intelligence

If I must use superheroes...

1. Batman - nuff said
2. Professor Xaiver - nuff said

Villian - I honestly can't think of any villian, but if I must choose someone..what the hell..Lex Luthor

[Tarantino_Fan]

Here's my LXG:
Jay
Silent Bob
George Carlin
Dennis Miller
Quentin Tarantino
Mr. Blonde of reservoir dogs
vincent vega

[code6enterprises]

Someone delete this thread.

[karmattack]

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[Tarantino_Fan]

add ozzy osbourne and the guys from linkin park to my list of extrordinary gentleman.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

I concur.

[Urban_Spaceman]

let's see here......

Superman - leader, of course
Stewie Griffin - seems to always have some plan up his sleeve....
Billy The Kid - nobody could catch him, check any movie telling his story to see
Tony Montana - need I say more?
Howard The Duck - comic relief, has mass connections
Joan of Arc - team political afficianado
Lara Croft - see Tony Montana

and the villain shall be played by none other than....
Cher - who with her comrades Anna Nicole Smith, Diana Ross, and Oprah Winphrey disrupts human existence by not ever going the hell away....

[Antonio_Bay]

Best LXG ever...

Lawrence 'Chunk' Cohen
Basketcase
Dusty Bottom
Maniac Cop
David Dunn
Lois Griffin
Aaron Poole

Villain: Doofy Gilmore

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