View Full Version : Hey Im no critic...(Night at the Museum)
Secondonone
04-23-2007, 10:28 PM
Hey everyone,
I try not to criticise but I saw Night at the Museum. I have never eaten the vomit/fish/urine/broken glass combination, but after seeing Ben Stillers masterpiece I feel as though I have. This film was the most disgusting display of garbage I've seen in years. Night at the Museum was so terribly predictable and vastly rediculous. Ive taken more interesting craps. I would rather saw my own arm off than sit through a second screening. Ben Stiller in some films is mildly amuseing, but in this gem, watching his character reminds me of a time I was dutchovened. I did not pay to see this film but I feel like they still owe me a refund. I recomend you see it just so you can say you sat through one of the worst movies ever. The first time I felt that feeling I saw Leonard part 6. I almost vomited in my mouth just remembering that Bill Cosby masterpiece. LoL
P.S. Rodney Dangerfield was the funniest man ever.............................................. ....................
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phit_demon
04-23-2007, 10:37 PM
The first time I felt that feeling I saw Leonard part 6. I almost vomited in my mouth just remembering that Bill Cosby masterpiece.
I didn't even laugh at that gag when Family Guy did it.
Secondonone
04-23-2007, 10:41 PM
Ok then how about when I heard Eddie Murphy sing? Or maybe Don Johnson.
Threadkiller
04-24-2007, 09:52 AM
I thought Night at the Museum was a great family film. I knew what I was getting into before I saw it and it was exactly that. If you want original or edgy I'd recommend steering clear of the Christmas blockbusters.
...I did not pay to see this film but I feel like they still owe me a refund. I recomend you see it just so you can say you sat through one of the worst movies ever...
Well, what the Hell were you expecting? Zoolander?!?
ratm1966
04-24-2007, 10:39 PM
Ben Stiller....blah blah blah
The key words in your post were Ben and Stiller. Why would you even watch one of his movies? He is a complete retard and he hasn't made a movie yet that hasn't sucked. Why is that? Because they are all the same. He plays the same stupid character that doesn't seem to be able to do anything right, he has the same lame humor (how many of his movies had stupid scenes that involved something going wrong in a bathroom?), etc, etc, etc.
Watching a Ben Stiller movie is like watching a Michael Bay movie; it's gonna suck.
Antonio_Bay
04-25-2007, 01:09 PM
P.S. Rodney Dangerfield was the funniest man ever.............................................. ....................
I've only ever seen him in two films, Caddyshack and Little Nicky. I guess he's not that well known over here.
http://www.ceet.niu.edu/orgs/projman/CS%20website/rodney.jpg
'Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.'
FanGirl
04-25-2007, 02:30 PM
Back To School is classic - Plus Oingo Boingo is the band that plays one of the parties.
Threadkiller
04-25-2007, 03:05 PM
Rodney Dangerfield I don't know why he always complained so much. It's not like he ever made an effort to actually earn my respect.
Back to School was all right though.
By-tor
04-25-2007, 05:42 PM
http://www.neckdeep.net/oct_04/1005_caddyshack.jpg
Secondonone
04-25-2007, 06:27 PM
Easy Money, Back to School (featuring "dead mans party" by Oingo Boingo), Caddyshack 1 ( I dislike Jackie Mason so skip part 2) 3 MUST SEE RODNEY dANGERFIELD CLASSICS
In life there are only 2 kinda people , U either eat the hole or you eat the pole
Dr. Freidrich Wilhelm Tierney
In life there are only 2 kinda people , U either eat the hole or you eat the pole
I thought it was "You either dig a hole or get one through your head." :rolleyes:
Jason_Brown
04-26-2007, 07:33 AM
I though it was: "U need another lover, like U need a holen yo head".
Corey3rd
04-29-2007, 05:14 PM
how dare you people forget to pin the blame on the King of Unfunny - Director Shawn Levy. Pink Panther, Cheaper By the Dozen, and Just Married.
Only reason to watch the film is Mickey Rooney busting ass. Should have just been 89 minutes of Ben getting his ass busted by Mickey. I would have paid.
I though it was: "U need another lover, like U need a holen yo head".
Haha
Or perhaps, what the world needs now is another folk singer...
BizarroPunisher
05-09-2007, 05:42 PM
Haha
Or perhaps, what the world needs now is another folk singer...
I thought what the world needs now is love, sweet love.
http://www.unitednathanproductions.com/blog/images/burtbacharach_lrg.jpg
Jason_Brown
05-09-2007, 09:21 PM
Odd. Burt Bacharach appears to be wearing some sort of shoulder-mounted missile launcher, in that photo.
phit_demon
05-09-2007, 10:50 PM
Odd. Burt Bacharach appears to be wearing some sort of shoulder-mounted missile launcher, in that photo.
Ah, JB, how do I think thee is awesome? Let me count the ways...:D
portrait_of_a_liar
05-13-2007, 04:21 PM
I mean come on if you expected ANYTHING else besides predictable diatribe, and a predictable ending then WHY the fuck would anyone go see this movie i took my niece to see it expecting it to be a little kids movie with a kid ending...come on now if anyone really thought this was gonna be more then WOW
Major Tom
05-15-2007, 05:55 PM
It was just a family movie kind of deal. I expected that, because thats what the previews really showed. Not worth the money I paid in my opinion, but I have seen MUCH worse movies. Miami Vice killed me... I just really wanted a refund.
By-tor
06-12-2007, 12:07 AM
I just saw this this weekend. Being a Dad, I thought it was alright. Sappy and predictable, like most family films. But, hey, I got 2 kids in their 20's, I'm OK with those kind of flicks. I teared up in a few spots. Ask the Irish, I have no problem shedding tears. :o
BizarroPunisher
06-13-2007, 11:06 AM
I never really liked this movie, but I know that's because I'm not the target audience.
By-tor
06-13-2007, 12:53 PM
Yeah, target was father's and pre-teen sons. I fit.
phit_demon
06-13-2007, 10:07 PM
Ask the Irish, I have no problem shedding tears. :o
I can vouch - he's a pussy. ;)
BizarroPunisher
06-14-2007, 11:24 AM
Yeah, target was father's and pre-teen sons. I fit.
Exactly. I didn't mind Owen Wilson's character, though.
Buck.Eighty
06-22-2007, 09:10 PM
Well, what the Hell were you expecting? Zoolander?!?well i am not a fan of night at the museum; horrible movie.
Thoguh i do enjoy Zoolander.
I do admit that it does have its irratating moments and is not a very good movie but i do enjoy it
phit_demon
06-22-2007, 09:46 PM
Thoguh i do enjoy Zoolander.
I do admit that it does have its irratating moments and is not a very good movie but i do enjoy it
It does not have irritating moments, your posts do. Now shut up you face!
brandon_masta12
06-23-2007, 12:12 AM
runescape if four likr 6-10 yr olds if you play that ur gay :mad:
runescape if four likr 6-10 yr olds if you play that ur gay :mad:
???
English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!?!
What he said...
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